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Date: 01/24/09 07:02 PM

69 Responses to Airport Security Toy For Children

  1. Profile photo of 1williamsg
    1williamsg Male 18-29
    326 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    Link: Airport Security Toy For Children - The product reviews on this kids` toy are priceless and a must read. Gotta teach the kids about terrorism somehow.
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    Mo73 Male 30-39
    322 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    lol..the reviews for it were great. Read the toy reviews...lol...lol..people are funny
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    fbgenius Male 18-29
    104 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    Hilarious. I wonder how many of those are real reviews and how many are just comedy.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    Oh god, I HOPE none of them are real reviews. xD

    I want to meet these people... OMG I bet they`re Cracked writers. :`D

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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    did anyone else notice that the guy has a slight tan indicating that he`s middle eastern
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    lmao, did anyone else see the Uranium ore?
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    that would go will with item
    http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-ore/dp/B00...
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    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    whoa 55 bucks? wth
  9. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    Who says it`s for an airport? It could be an inner-city elementary school checkpoint!
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    angrytick Male 13-17
    194 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    lmfao, yeah i did. wtf is with that?
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    Requateer Male 13-17
    121 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    I just couldn`t stop laughing at loosenut`s review. That thing was priceless.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    lol that was great stuff.
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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    Where`s the lady who makes you throw out your sunscreen for fear it may be used in an act of terrorism? :|

    EVERYBODY, PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEADS, AND GET ON THE FLOOR. I SAID GET ON THE FLOOR! I HAVE SPF 50 AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. D:<

    wtf.

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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    Yeah, Let`s teach little Mary and Johnny about frisking and cavity searches.. Wow, Who the heck ok`d this idea ?
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    I love this post. It`s the reviews that get me.
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    thanna Male 18-29
    254 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    the reviews are so hilarious. bahahaha
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    holy crap is this real? i could understand the toy being real, but the comments? that has to be a joke, but i didnt see anything to indicate that it was a fake site or anything. hilarious.
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    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    those reviews were fantastic!
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    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    LOL! The reviews.. "passenger`s shoes cannot be removed..."
  20. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    LOL Look at this dude`s review!

    By loosenut (Seattle, WA) - See all my reviews

    I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger`s shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger`s scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that`s the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital."

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    Chowshu Male 18-29
    24 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    haha! what would people come up with next?
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    moonie_kat Female 18-29
    358 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    "Customer Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed: Child Pimp Costume"

    ...What?

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    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    Um...deathxtra....it says in the description to read the reviews...so I`m pretty sure that if someone wanted to read that review they would have read it on the page....
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    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    Uh oh! better probe him in the blue room!
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    ragerobot Male 18-29
    94 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    Another review from the page: "Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like."
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    "Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger`s scarf"

    I have yet to see a deadly fingernail file.

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    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    lol oh wow
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    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    ummmmm....wow... that is all i hafta say about that.
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    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    The reviews try too hard. Sounds like a bunch of people that think they`re changing something by posting witty reviews. Take that, BUSH!!!
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    I would like a Folkmanis Beaver Finger Puppet please
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    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    OOO, does it come with racial profiling Bob the security officer or do you have to buy that separately?
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    Mighty- Male 18-29
    199 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    bahaha those reviews at the bottom of the page are hilarious
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    omgitzmeex3 Female 18-29
    57 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    it`s all wrong, the person forgot to take off his shoes!
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    dixon323 Male 18-29
    203 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 10:47 pm
    haha those reviews are friggin hysterical
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    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    "Only 3 left in stock--order soon."!
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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 12:47 am
    i kinda expected the customer to be black
  37. Profile photo of AndrewST
    AndrewST Male 18-29
    181 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 12:55 am
    Anyone else notice the link to the Uranium Ore you could buy? You should read those reviews.....

    http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B00...

  38. Profile photo of NanoTec
    NanoTec Male 13-17
    9 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 3:38 am
    I wonder if they`ll make an attachment with an interrogation room when they can`t open the suitcase. (With bombsquad included, of course)
  39. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 3:40 am
    hahaha the comments are hilarious!
  40. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    924 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 3:53 am
    <i> "Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger`s scarf"

    I have yet to see a deadly fingernail file. </i>

    You`ll only find deadly fingernail files at the airport. In every day life they are perfectly harmless but as soon as you go through the security checkpoint they somehow turn into a deadly weapon ...

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    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 3:58 am
    I was wondering what accessories come with it. Like gloves, lube, a "name" generator that "randomly" picks (by random I mean, anyone that isn`t white) people to strip search.
  42. Profile photo of 1williamsg
    1williamsg Male 18-29
    326 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 5:00 am
    i wondered what had happened about this
    submitted it ages ago and completely forgotten about it
    still makes me laugh
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 5:41 am
    $55!
    phucking rip off
    i wonder if it has instructions telling the kids to stop all the non-white travellers
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    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 6:30 am
    Haha those reviews are really great!!
  45. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 6:37 am
    1st review=priceless
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    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 6:41 am
    haha v.nice find!!

    classic.

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    keekeekamek Female 13-17
    74 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 6:49 am
    `tags customers associate with this item:
    fear(85) fascism(83)`
    Ha :)

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    Llamaz Male 13-17
    339 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 7:32 am
    Wow. Who would buy that?
  49. Profile photo of RebelSpeaker
    RebelSpeaker Female 13-17
    60 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 9:05 am
    Those reviews are freaking crazy. Thats why they are so funny xD
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    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 9:09 am
    My favorite part (scroll down)

    people who bought this also bought:

    uranium ore

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    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 9:18 am
    Haha seriously!
    Read the reviews on uranium ore! xD
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    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 9:20 am
    Thank you RebelSpeaker - I just NOW understood why those were funny.
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    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 10:05 am
    Uranium Ore: 1 used and 1 new. for 29.95

    is the "used" ore refined and ready to be put in my dirty bomb? lol

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    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 11:00 am
    Haha no way this is all real.
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    "My advice - educating your kids about airport security with this toy may actually be more harmful to them than just packing them in the damn luggage with some bottled water & hoping they survive. :)"

    I lol`d so hard at this xD

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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    Is there also a strip search edition?
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    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    474 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    Quote from a review:

    "
    Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger`s scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that`s the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital. "

    LOLWUT.

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    SyXxlunatic Male 13-17
    177 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    hmm.... *APPROVED*- As WTF? of the day.
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    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    "Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like."

    This is one of my all-time favorite quotes as of now.

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    iluvfood Male 13-17
    324 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    did anyone else think of that harry potter broom thing
  61. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    "so I think I`ll get him the Playmobil Abu-Gharib Interogation Set instead (it comes with a cute little memo from George Bush)."

    XD

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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    This is not real right, right?
  63. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    My favorite part of this whole link was the Uranium Ore. Amazon really does have everything!
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    rexiebun Female 18-29
    121 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    dammit! amazon says its currently unavailable...
    that mile long story about the barbies and the body cavity search is amazing...
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    moogleluvr Male 13-17
    75 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    I`m guessing at least half of the 48 reviews have been written by I-A-Bers?
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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    January 26, 2009 at 4:29 am
    I doubt any of the reviews were written by IAB folks, considering half of us are illiterate.

    Although, those reviews are top notch.

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    Saintantress Female 30-39
    52 posts
    January 26, 2009 at 9:10 am
    Ummm..I don`t think that looks very fun. But I would love to see how kids would imaginatively play with it, given how desensitized and over-exposed to negative media they are these days. Maybe I`ll get it for my kids and see what warped scenario they play out with it and tape it for all you I-A-B`rs curiosity. Nah... They would probably just look at me like "Mom what the F*ck is this? I want a new video game!"
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    January 26, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    "My son said "that`s the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital. "
    oh.em.gee.
    I love it when reviewers start digressing about what their kids got up to etc lawl
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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    January 26, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    Agreed, top notch reviews there.

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