Airport Security Toy For Children

Submitted by: 1williamsg 8 years ago Entertainment
http://www.amazon.com/Playmobil-3172-Security-Check-Point/dp/B0002CYTL2

The product reviews on this kids" toy are priceless and a must read. Gotta teach the kids about terrorism somehow.
There are 69 comments:
Male 1,029
Agreed, top notch reviews there.
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Female 1,653
"My son said "that`s the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital. "
oh.em.gee.
I love it when reviewers start digressing about what their kids got up to etc lawl
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Female 52
Ummm..I don`t think that looks very fun. But I would love to see how kids would imaginatively play with it, given how desensitized and over-exposed to negative media they are these days. Maybe I`ll get it for my kids and see what warped scenario they play out with it and tape it for all you I-A-B`rs curiosity. Nah... They would probably just look at me like "Mom what the F*ck is this? I want a new video game!"
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Female 1,496
I doubt any of the reviews were written by IAB folks, considering half of us are illiterate.

Although, those reviews are top notch.

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Male 75
I`m guessing at least half of the 48 reviews have been written by I-A-Bers?
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Female 121
dammit! amazon says its currently unavailable...
that mile long story about the barbies and the body cavity search is amazing...
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Female 4,447
My favorite part of this whole link was the Uranium Ore. Amazon really does have everything!
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Female 9,400
This is not real right, right?
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Male 1,835
"so I think I`ll get him the Playmobil Abu-Gharib Interogation Set instead (it comes with a cute little memo from George Bush)."

XD

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Male 324
did anyone else think of that harry potter broom thing
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Male 615
"Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like."

This is one of my all-time favorite quotes as of now.

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Male 177
hmm.... *APPROVED*- As WTF? of the day.
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Male 474
Quote from a review:

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Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger`s scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that`s the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital. "

LOLWUT.

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Female 2,120
Is there also a strip search edition?
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Male 2,395
"My advice - educating your kids about airport security with this toy may actually be more harmful to them than just packing them in the damn luggage with some bottled water & hoping they survive. :)"

I lol`d so hard at this xD

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Male 1,232
Haha no way this is all real.
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Male 586
Uranium Ore: 1 used and 1 new. for 29.95

is the "used" ore refined and ready to be put in my dirty bomb? lol

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Male 1,244
Thank you RebelSpeaker - I just NOW understood why those were funny.
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Male 1,289
Haha seriously!
Read the reviews on uranium ore! xD
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Male 375
My favorite part (scroll down)

people who bought this also bought:

uranium ore

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Female 60
Those reviews are freaking crazy. Thats why they are so funny xD
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Male 338
Wow. Who would buy that?
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Female 74
`tags customers associate with this item:
fear(85) fascism(83)`
Ha :)

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Male 1,704
haha v.nice find!!

classic.

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Male 1,140
1st review=priceless
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Female 495
Haha those reviews are really great!!
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Male 4,867
$55!
phucking rip off
i wonder if it has instructions telling the kids to stop all the non-white travellers
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Male 325
i wondered what had happened about this
submitted it ages ago and completely forgotten about it
still makes me laugh
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Male 591
I was wondering what accessories come with it. Like gloves, lube, a "name" generator that "randomly" picks (by random I mean, anyone that isn`t white) people to strip search.
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Female 924
<i> "Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger`s scarf"

I have yet to see a deadly fingernail file. </i>

You`ll only find deadly fingernail files at the airport. In every day life they are perfectly harmless but as soon as you go through the security checkpoint they somehow turn into a deadly weapon ...

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Male 1,148
hahaha the comments are hilarious!
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Male 9
I wonder if they`ll make an attachment with an interrogation room when they can`t open the suitcase. (With bombsquad included, of course)
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Male 181
Anyone else notice the link to the Uranium Ore you could buy? You should read those reviews.....

http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B00...

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Male 845
i kinda expected the customer to be black
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Male 1,109
"Only 3 left in stock--order soon."!
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Male 203
haha those reviews are friggin hysterical
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Female 57
it`s all wrong, the person forgot to take off his shoes!
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Male 199
bahaha those reviews at the bottom of the page are hilarious
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Female 761
OOO, does it come with racial profiling Bob the security officer or do you have to buy that separately?
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Male 2,855
I would like a Folkmanis Beaver Finger Puppet please
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Male 1,265
The reviews try too hard. Sounds like a bunch of people that think they`re changing something by posting witty reviews. Take that, BUSH!!!
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Male 337
ummmmm....wow... that is all i hafta say about that.
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Female 652
lol oh wow
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Male 1,220
"Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger`s scarf"

I have yet to see a deadly fingernail file.

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Male 94
Another review from the page: "Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like."
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Female 346
Uh oh! better probe him in the blue room!
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Female 1,380
Um...deathxtra....it says in the description to read the reviews...so I`m pretty sure that if someone wanted to read that review they would have read it on the page....
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Female 358
"Customer Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed: Child Pimp Costume"

...What?

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Male 24
haha! what would people come up with next?
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Male 2,788
LOL Look at this dude`s review!

By loosenut (Seattle, WA) - See all my reviews

I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger`s shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger`s scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that`s the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital."

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Male 247
LOL! The reviews.. "passenger`s shoes cannot be removed..."
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Male 886
those reviews were fantastic!
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Female 1,082
holy crap is this real? i could understand the toy being real, but the comments? that has to be a joke, but i didnt see anything to indicate that it was a fake site or anything. hilarious.
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Male 254
the reviews are so hilarious. bahahaha
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Male 12,138
I love this post. It`s the reviews that get me.
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Male 17,512
Yeah, Let`s teach little Mary and Johnny about frisking and cavity searches.. Wow, Who the heck ok`d this idea ?
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Male 2,422
lol that was great stuff.
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Female 1,142
Where`s the lady who makes you throw out your sunscreen for fear it may be used in an act of terrorism? :|

EVERYBODY, PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEADS, AND GET ON THE FLOOR. I SAID GET ON THE FLOOR! I HAVE SPF 50 AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. D:<

wtf.

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Male 121
I just couldn`t stop laughing at loosenut`s review. That thing was priceless.
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Male 3,575
Who says it`s for an airport? It could be an inner-city elementary school checkpoint!
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Male 194
lmfao, yeah i did. wtf is with that?
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Female 1,095
whoa 55 bucks? wth
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Male 3,575
that would go will with item
http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-ore/dp/B00...
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Male 9,306
lmao, did anyone else see the Uranium ore?
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Male 1,193
did anyone else notice that the guy has a slight tan indicating that he`s middle eastern
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Female 15,763
Oh god, I HOPE none of them are real reviews. xD

I want to meet these people... OMG I bet they`re Cracked writers. :`D

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Male 104
Hilarious. I wonder how many of those are real reviews and how many are just comedy.
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Male 322
lol..the reviews for it were great. Read the toy reviews...lol...lol..people are funny
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Male 325
Link: Airport Security Toy For Children [Rate Link] - The product reviews on this kids` toy are priceless and a must read. Gotta teach the kids about terrorism somehow.
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