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Date: 01/19/09 09:11 AM

42 Responses to A Pre-Matrix Keanu Vs. Teddy Bears

  1. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    820 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 8:47 am
    Link: A Pre-Matrix Keanu Vs. Teddy Bears - Duuuuude, he has roughly the same style of acting then as he does now.
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    peixao13 Male 18-29
    66 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 9:16 am
    Hooray for crappy actors!!
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    rexusdiablos Male 18-29
    63 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 9:17 am
    Wow, thats strange.
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    peixao13 Male 18-29
    66 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 9:18 am
    I feel stupider now that I have watched that.
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    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 9:21 am
    Whenever he says "bear" I want to laugh.
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    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 9:31 am
    "It`s not like I`m the kind of kid who plays with them...I just collect them."

    ***NEXT SCENE***

    "Look at this bear!! It`s SOOO cuuute!!"

    LOL

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    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 9:39 am
    Sigh....I miss the 80s
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    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 9:53 am
    What the hell did he do at :39 and why?
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 9:57 am
    I thought he was going to say something like

    "You took my bear, you Medieval dickweed!"

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    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 10:17 am
    WTF?
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    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 10:31 am
    Hahah..."bearsiness"

    I loled.

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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 10:34 am
    cool never new kianu reaves could be so silly

    "Why so serious?"

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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 10:56 am
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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 11:04 am
    "Bearsiness" is the worst pun ever.
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    BlueOrchid Female 18-29
    158 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 11:33 am
    Cha!
    Oh Keanu!
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    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 11:38 am
    I almost wish that bear did attack his face.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    It was so awful. DX
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    I never understood all the Keanu hate. People are just stupid faggots I guess. LOOK! I HAVE AN OPINION! IT`S A POPULAR ONE TOO! LETS TALK ABOUT IT! IT WILL BE LIKE I`M A GROWN-UP WITH MY VERY OWN IDEAS AND OPINIONS! HAHAHA! LOOKIT MEEEE!!!!
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    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    1) One should not offer his opinion just because he has one.
    2) Those who disagree with you on this particular issue have no minds of their own.
    3) People who post with this opinion are asking for attention.
    3a) This is a bad thing.

    The first statement would seem to condemn you as thoroughly as anyone else, considering that your only contribution to the discussion aside from stating your opinion was to call people at large “stupid faggots”.
    The second statement is likewise your opinion. Refer to statement one.
    As for the third statement, while it is hard to judge a person’s motivations simply from his posting, your use of all-caps, as well as your espousing of (by your own characterization) an unpopular opinion suggest the desire for attention far more than do the contents of any of the posts that you may have had in mind.

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    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    In the third place, while your attempt to place yourself “into a faggot’s mind”, as it were, was more successful than you may suspect, it says more about yourself than anybody else. Reading between the lines, you make the following statements by implication:

    1) One should not offer his opinion just because he has one.
    2) Those who disagree with you on this particular issue have no minds of their own.
    3) People who post with this opinion are asking for attention.
    3a) This is a bad thing.

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    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    You attempt to address this by suggesting that these “faggots” are being swayed by popular opinion, but this is a classic instance of begging the question. By definition (of the word “popular”) you concede from the start that many people hold the opinion which you decry, *before* the faggots latch on to it. If this is the case, you have not really solved your initial conundrum at all: whence all the “Keanu hate”? Moreover, if an explanation is offered for the initial popular opinion (I offered one above), one could reasonably expect it to apply to everyone else as well, rendering your hypothesis both insufficient and unnecessary.
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    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    Now, in the first place, the problem you raise is a spurious one. Just because you do not understand something doesn’t mean that it is not well-founded. The “hate”, as you term it, for Keanu Reeves, as you term it, stems simply from the fact that, in the eyes of many, his acting is artificial and unconvincing. You disagree? That’s fine: de gustibus non est disputandum. Perhaps it convinces you.

    In the second place, the hypothesis that you propose does not appear adequate to explain this phenomenon. For argument’s sake, let us grant that people, or at least some people, are “stupid faggots”. (To be fair, your post makes a better case for this (implicitly) than for anything else you said.) Why should this lead to hating Keanu Reeves in particular, more than any other actor?

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    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    No offense, Zerocyde, but that was a remarkably stupid post. Let’s analyze it.
    1) A problem is raised:
    I never understood all the Keanu hate.
    2) A hypothesis is proposed:
    People are just stupid faggots I guess.
    3) Supporting evidence is adduced:
    LOOK! I HAVE AN OPINION! IT`S A POPULAR ONE TOO! LETS TALK ABOUT IT! IT WILL BE LIKE I`M A GROWN-UP WITH MY VERY OWN IDEAS AND OPINIONS! HAHAHA! LOOKIT MEEEE!!!!
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    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    Accidentally copy/pasted a list twice in that long post, as well as the words "as you term it", but it`s too much of a pain to fix them; sorry. Blame i-a-b`s character limit.
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    TheAwesome Female 18-29
    76 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    did we really need the essay Cy?
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    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    as much as you need any of the comments here, sweetie
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    whipsmart Female 18-29
    666 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    You`ve done well, Cy. You`ve done well.
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    "if the bear fits wear it"? That makes no sense. None whatsoever.
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    Cy, your a faggot. No more posts for you.
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    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    he`s only good at saying

    Woah


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    Raccoon Female 18-29
    340 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    Whoah.... That`s even pre-Bill and Ted, dude!

    Excellent! *air guitars*

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    cazforshort Male 70 & Over
    12 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    wow cy is gay
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    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    Surely, one of the worst actors of our time. I am jealous of his success.
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    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    @cy Oh, and look there is an attention whore on IAB? lol
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    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    Oh get over yourselves. Everyone posts their comments to be read: why else? I wasn`t the one to bring up attention-whoring; let`s not get into an endless circle of "you`re the one who wants attention" "no, you".
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    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    I don`t remember bill and ted going to teddy bear land in the movie!..........maybe its the long lost original sequel
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    FloridaSnow Male 18-29
    416 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    I think that was the gayest thing I`ve ever seen.
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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    cy you are fat
  39. Profile photo of Torizo
    Torizo Male 18-29
    316 posts
    January 20, 2009 at 1:33 am
    That was unbearable. Sorry but I just had to say it.
  40. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    January 20, 2009 at 9:41 am
    1) A problem is raised:
    Cy is wasting the time and patience of fellow IAB users with lengthy rants with no direct point.
    1a)This is kind of annoying.

    2) A hypothesis is proposed:
    Cy is gay.

    3) Supporting evidence is adduced:
    Cy likes butt secks!

    And The View.

  41. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    January 20, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    SO MANY MATRIX REFERENCES TODAY!
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    scuzzie_ Female 18-29
    48 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 2:09 am
    so to sum up this argument: keanu reeves is a bad actor (except in the matrix), and everyone here is an attention-seeking faggot. am I right?


    lol Cy, lol

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