A Pre-Matrix Keanu Vs. Teddy Bears

Submitted by: RandyTheFool 8 years ago Funny

Duuuuude, he has roughly the same style of acting then as he does now.
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Female 48
so to sum up this argument: keanu reeves is a bad actor (except in the matrix), and everyone here is an attention-seeking faggot. am I right?


lol Cy, lol

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Female 15,763
SO MANY MATRIX REFERENCES TODAY!
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Female 1,264
1) A problem is raised:
Cy is wasting the time and patience of fellow IAB users with lengthy rants with no direct point.
1a)This is kind of annoying.

2) A hypothesis is proposed:
Cy is gay.

3) Supporting evidence is adduced:
Cy likes butt secks!

And The View.

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Male 316
That was unbearable. Sorry but I just had to say it.
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Male 1,297
cy you are fat
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Male 416
I think that was the gayest thing I`ve ever seen.
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Male 649
I don`t remember bill and ted going to teddy bear land in the movie!..........maybe its the long lost original sequel
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Male 870
Oh get over yourselves. Everyone posts their comments to be read: why else? I wasn`t the one to bring up attention-whoring; let`s not get into an endless circle of "you`re the one who wants attention" "no, you".
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Male 247
@cy Oh, and look there is an attention whore on IAB? lol
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Male 247
Surely, one of the worst actors of our time. I am jealous of his success.
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Male 12
wow cy is gay
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Female 340
Whoah.... That`s even pre-Bill and Ted, dude!

Excellent! *air guitars*

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Female 741
he`s only good at saying

Woah


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Male 1,220
Cy, your a faggot. No more posts for you.
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Male 1,220
"if the bear fits wear it"? That makes no sense. None whatsoever.
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Female 665
You`ve done well, Cy. You`ve done well.
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Male 870
as much as you need any of the comments here, sweetie
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Female 76
did we really need the essay Cy?
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Male 870
Accidentally copy/pasted a list twice in that long post, as well as the words "as you term it", but it`s too much of a pain to fix them; sorry. Blame i-a-b`s character limit.
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Male 870
No offense, Zerocyde, but that was a remarkably stupid post. Let’s analyze it.
1) A problem is raised:
[quote]I never understood all the Keanu hate.[/quote]
2) A hypothesis is proposed:
[quote]People are just stupid faggots I guess.[/quote]
3) Supporting evidence is adduced:
[quote] LOOK! I HAVE AN OPINION! IT`S A POPULAR ONE TOO! LETS TALK ABOUT IT! IT WILL BE LIKE I`M A GROWN-UP WITH MY VERY OWN IDEAS AND OPINIONS! HAHAHA! LOOKIT MEEEE!!!![/quote]
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Male 870
Now, in the first place, the problem you raise is a spurious one. Just because you do not understand something doesn’t mean that it is not well-founded. The “hate”, as you term it, for Keanu Reeves, as you term it, stems simply from the fact that, in the eyes of many, his acting is artificial and unconvincing. You disagree? That’s fine: de gustibus non est disputandum. Perhaps it convinces you.

In the second place, the hypothesis that you propose does not appear adequate to explain this phenomenon. For argument’s sake, let us grant that people, or at least some people, are “stupid faggots”. (To be fair, your post makes a better case for this (implicitly) than for anything else you said.) Why should this lead to hating Keanu Reeves in particular, more than any other actor?

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Male 870
You attempt to address this by suggesting that these “faggots” are being swayed by popular opinion, but this is a classic instance of begging the question. By definition (of the word “popular”) you concede from the start that many people hold the opinion which you decry, *before* the faggots latch on to it. If this is the case, you have not really solved your initial conundrum at all: whence all the “Keanu hate”? Moreover, if an explanation is offered for the initial popular opinion (I offered one above), one could reasonably expect it to apply to everyone else as well, rendering your hypothesis both insufficient and unnecessary.
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Male 870
In the third place, while your attempt to place yourself “into a faggot’s mind”, as it were, was more successful than you may suspect, it says more about yourself than anybody else. Reading between the lines, you make the following statements by implication:

1) One should not offer his opinion just because he has one.
2) Those who disagree with you on this particular issue have no minds of their own.
3) People who post with this opinion are asking for attention.
3a) This is a bad thing.

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Male 870
1) One should not offer his opinion just because he has one.
2) Those who disagree with you on this particular issue have no minds of their own.
3) People who post with this opinion are asking for attention.
3a) This is a bad thing.

The first statement would seem to condemn you as thoroughly as anyone else, considering that your only contribution to the discussion aside from stating your opinion was to call people at large “stupid faggots”.
The second statement is likewise your opinion. Refer to statement one.
As for the third statement, while it is hard to judge a person’s motivations simply from his posting, your use of all-caps, as well as your espousing of (by your own characterization) an unpopular opinion suggest the desire for attention far more than do the contents of any of the posts that you may have had in mind.

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Male 3,255
I never understood all the Keanu hate. People are just stupid faggots I guess. LOOK! I HAVE AN OPINION! IT`S A POPULAR ONE TOO! LETS TALK ABOUT IT! IT WILL BE LIKE I`M A GROWN-UP WITH MY VERY OWN IDEAS AND OPINIONS! HAHAHA! LOOKIT MEEEE!!!!
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Male 9,306
It was so awful. DX
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Male 430
I almost wish that bear did attack his face.
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Female 158
Cha!
Oh Keanu!
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Male 1,765
"Bearsiness" is the worst pun ever.
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Male 845
[acting-fail]
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Male 2,388
cool never new kianu reaves could be so silly

"Why so serious?"

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Female 493
Hahah..."bearsiness"

I loled.

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Female 627
WTF?
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Male 2,440
I thought he was going to say something like

"You took my bear, you Medieval dickweed!"

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Male 976
What the hell did he do at :39 and why?
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Male 480
Sigh....I miss the 80s
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Male 339
"It`s not like I`m the kind of kid who plays with them...I just collect them."

***NEXT SCENE***

"Look at this bear!! It`s SOOO cuuute!!"

LOL

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Female 1,652
Whenever he says "bear" I want to laugh.
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Male 66
I feel stupider now that I have watched that.
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Male 63
Wow, thats strange.
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Male 66
Hooray for crappy actors!!
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Male 817
Link: A Pre-Matrix Keanu Vs. Teddy Bears [Rate Link] - Duuuuude, he has roughly the same style of acting then as he does now.
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