5 Celebrities Most Likely To Die In 09

Submitted by: 134 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.holytaco.com/6-celebrities-most-likely-die-09

No one wants to see anyone die, but no one would really be all that shocked if these 5 celebutards bought the farm in 09
There are 43 comments:
Female 365
Farrah is.. dead..
and.. ya..
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Female 38
Obama i definetly have to agree with no offense. I don`t have any problem with him but I know there`s still a lot of racists out there...so yeah. Like Martin Luther King
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Female 652
oh wow they put obama on the list..
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Female 731
I`m still surprised that Keith Richards is alive.
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Female 1,653
tbh I wouldn`t be sorry to see the back of Axl`s Ginger Cornrows.
(I just felt like they needed capitals for some reason)
Even if it did mean missing out on future GN`R albums, since there would be no GN`R without him.
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Female 751
lol @ "come to think of it, pretty much everyone on celebrity rehab" bwahahaha
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Male 10
sadly i recognise them all. Karl is old but a great character actor. More InfoMore Info
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Male 516
has anyone actually heard of the last guy?
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Female 15,763
Random old guy?

Hm.

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Male 24
Axl Rose... All they`ve got to fill number two...
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Male 8,302
Is this a "Most Likely" for scientific reasons, or just a Wish List for us all?
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Male 524
"He snorted a wang"
And only my sick, sick mind wonders who`s wang it was lol.
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Male 544
ok i stoped reading after this bullpoo
[quote]Likely Cause of Death:
The man loves drugs, and if the rumors about his sexuality are to be believed, he loves wangs, too. So I’m guessing he’s going to accidentally snort a wang one day and die of whatever happens to you when you snort a wang.[/quote]
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Male 868
"i bet john travolta`s so......never mind."

Dude, no...

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Male 78
Axl Rose? Axl drating Rose? If anyone, Slash would die over the fact how well done Chinese Democracy is.
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Female 354
Why put the obvious people for honorable mention?
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Female 917
They forgot Micheal Jackson..
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Male 817
Amy Winehouse?
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Male 11,740
I don`t care how obvious it is, Winehouse is going down in `09.
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Male 740
i have no idea who number one is
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Male 906
haha loved that pie chart on the chinese democracy. Axl Rose took up a big part of it xD
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Female 4,197
ive only heard of axl rose and andy dick
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Male 4,867
axl rose was the only one of them i knew
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Male 182
Heh, and Axl Rose blamed Dr Pepper for botching their publicity....anything to take the blame away I guess.
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Male 416
not andy dick =[
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Female 1,427
"AND WHY IS HANNAH MONTANNA OR JONAS BROTHERS UP THERE!?!! WTF"

Because unless they commit suicide:

1. They`ll block all bullets with their fans
2. They`re otherwise young adults who are probably not dying anytime soon.

But the suicide option is likely in a couple of years, once they become has-beens and Disney takes up another trend.

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Male 882
i bet john travolta`s so......never mind.
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Male 2,313
Paula Deen is annoying on untold levels.
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Female 497
andy dick and owen wilson are awesome
they cant die
i have plans...evil evil plans for them..
AND WHY IS HANNAH MONTANNA OR JONAS BROTHERS UP THERE!?!! WTF
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Male 1,140
lmao, "he snorted a wang"
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Male 19
I`ll stick my neck out, and say that I`m wouldn`t mind seeing Paula Deen die.

Honestly, in a Nancy Grace, and Paula Deen death match, we would all be winners.

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Male 562
Well i dont know any of them.
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Female 243
This was actually really funny.
I liked the honorable mentions list.
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Male 773
amy winehouse and lindsey lohan were on last years last to anyone wondering...
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Female 1,231
The honorable mentions list was better than the main! >.>
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Male 3,059
No Winehouse? No Lohan?
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Female 140
Paula will kill off half of the US along with her too.
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Male 1,220
aaaand not Amy Whinehouse?

ok then....

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Male 346
the last one was a dissapointment. wanted something funnier
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Male 3,431
I could see Andy Dick going out like THIS.
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Male 782
Pretty sure no one would even miss Andy Dick.
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Male 2,028
Haha, Paula Deen. Oh, Paula. :-D
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Male 299
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