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Date: 01/04/09 06:20 AM

43 Responses to 5 Celebrities Most Likely To Die In 09

  1. Profile photo of 134
    134 Male 13-17
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    January 4, 2009 at 8:54 am
    Link: 5 Celebrities Most Likely To Die In 09 - No one wants to see anyone die, but no one would really be all that shocked if these 5 celebutards bought the farm in 09
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    gandhi172 Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2009 at 9:16 am
    Haha, Paula Deen. Oh, Paula. :-D
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    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 9:18 am
    Pretty sure no one would even miss Andy Dick.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 9:30 am
    I could see Andy Dick going out like THIS.
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    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 9:30 am
    the last one was a dissapointment. wanted something funnier
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    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
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    January 4, 2009 at 10:35 am
    aaaand not Amy Whinehouse?

    ok then....

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    MetroStation Female 13-17
    140 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 10:40 am
    Paula will kill off half of the US along with her too.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 10:49 am
    No Winehouse? No Lohan?
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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 11:07 am
    The honorable mentions list was better than the main! >.>
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    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 11:28 am
    amy winehouse and lindsey lohan were on last years last to anyone wondering...
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    m0527j3 Female 18-29
    243 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 11:34 am
    This was actually really funny.
    I liked the honorable mentions list.
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    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    Well i dont know any of them.
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    onemulti Male 18-29
    19 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    I`ll stick my neck out, and say that I`m wouldn`t mind seeing Paula Deen die.

    Honestly, in a Nancy Grace, and Paula Deen death match, we would all be winners.

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    eggsnham Male 13-17
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    January 4, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    lmao, "he snorted a wang"
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    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    andy dick and owen wilson are awesome
    they cant die
    i have plans...evil evil plans for them..
    AND WHY IS HANNAH MONTANNA OR JONAS BROTHERS UP THERE!?!! WTF
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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    Paula Deen is annoying on untold levels.
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    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    i bet john travolta`s so......never mind.
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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    "AND WHY IS HANNAH MONTANNA OR JONAS BROTHERS UP THERE!?!! WTF"

    Because unless they commit suicide:

    1. They`ll block all bullets with their fans
    2. They`re otherwise young adults who are probably not dying anytime soon.

    But the suicide option is likely in a couple of years, once they become has-beens and Disney takes up another trend.

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    FloridaSnow Male 18-29
    416 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    not andy dick =[
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    Khast Male 30-39
    183 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    Heh, and Axl Rose blamed Dr Pepper for botching their publicity....anything to take the blame away I guess.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    axl rose was the only one of them i knew
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    ive only heard of axl rose and andy dick
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    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    haha loved that pie chart on the chinese democracy. Axl Rose took up a big part of it xD
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    urbanlegend Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    i have no idea who number one is
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    January 4, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    I don`t care how obvious it is, Winehouse is going down in `09.
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    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    Amy Winehouse?
  27. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
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    January 4, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    They forgot Micheal Jackson..
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    Armanith Female 18-29
    354 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    Why put the obvious people for honorable mention?
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    19940321 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    Axl Rose? Axl drating Rose? If anyone, Slash would die over the fact how well done Chinese Democracy is.
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    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    "i bet john travolta`s so......never mind."

    Dude, no...

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    pick_me Male 18-29
    544 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    ok i stoped reading after this bullpoo
    Likely Cause of Death:
    The man loves drugs, and if the rumors about his sexuality are to be believed, he loves wangs, too. So I’m guessing he’s going to accidentally snort a wang one day and die of whatever happens to you when you snort a wang.
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    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    "He snorted a wang"
    And only my sick, sick mind wonders who`s wang it was lol.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    Is this a "Most Likely" for scientific reasons, or just a Wish List for us all?
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    Solovus Male 13-17
    24 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    Axl Rose... All they`ve got to fill number two...
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    Random old guy?

    Hm.

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    admisaok Male 18-29
    516 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 11:43 pm
    has anyone actually heard of the last guy?
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    jamesbarrett Male 18-29
    10 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 3:05 am
    sadly i recognise them all. Karl is old but a great character actor. More InfoMore Info
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    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 9:03 am
    lol @ "come to think of it, pretty much everyone on celebrity rehab" bwahahaha
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    tbh I wouldn`t be sorry to see the back of Axl`s Ginger Cornrows.
    (I just felt like they needed capitals for some reason)
    Even if it did mean missing out on future GN`R albums, since there would be no GN`R without him.
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    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    731 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    I`m still surprised that Keith Richards is alive.
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    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 9:37 am
    oh wow they put obama on the list..
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    SeaChel00 Female 13-17
    38 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    Obama i definetly have to agree with no offense. I don`t have any problem with him but I know there`s still a lot of racists out there...so yeah. Like Martin Luther King
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    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    365 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 10:59 pm
    Farrah is.. dead..
    and.. ya..

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