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Date: 01/11/09 05:55 AM

22 Responses to 5 Celeb Wikipedia Entries They Wrote Themselves

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 8:15 am
    Link: 5 Celeb Wikipedia Entries They Wrote Themselves - Obvious when looking at the pages of certain washed-up celebrities, and the results are equal parts hilarious and sad.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 8:26 am
    When did Bruce Willis become washed up?
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 8:36 am
    bad mouth willis all you want, hes still a hero in my eyes... man i sound like a pathetic fan-boy.
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    chrisi1707 Female 18-29
    106 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 8:38 am
    Happy birthday, Mom. Hope you like it. - HAHAHA! LMAO :)

    Oh, and I love Bruce Willis :)

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    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 9:06 am
    They`re just trying to make it seem like they accomplished something. They are/were celebrities, what more can you expect? They`re desperate for any passing glance. It makes them feel good.
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    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 9:47 am
    I didnt know Hulk Hogan was black... Hey, it worked in Blazing Saddles..
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    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 10:02 am
    When was Bruce Willis washed up?

    Was I gone?

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    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 10:02 am
    I expected better from Bruce Willis.

    The Hulk Hogan one was the funniest, though. Damn flamethrowing Japanese photographers... it was probably a Charizard sent in by the Japanese government to make the other guy win...

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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 10:11 am
    Red5 i was thinking that
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    pick_me Male 18-29
    544 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 11:10 am
    now to vandle them all
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    Id just like to point out that "hogan" is Welsh for "girl".
    Just so y`all know :)
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    spazking Male 18-29
    301 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    sad, sad, sad,except for bruce willis, he`s a badass

    bruce willis = chuck norris (clean shaven)

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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    haha, Paul Stanley is an "androgynous" goober.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    Thanks Cracked for getting the safner nude thing into my brain.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    Hey, I`d write my own wiki entry if I was famous.

    Then again... I never ever want to be famous.

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    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    This reminds me of some peoples` Facebook or MySpace pages... If you have to write it yourself, no one probably cares.
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    why am i not in this list?????
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3234 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    Yeah.. when I think of KISS, I think of Gene Simmons...
    AKA Chaim Witz...
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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    That really is sad.
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    gamerx47 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    January 12, 2009 at 11:30 am
    opie, it`s to late.

    You`re already famous.

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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    January 12, 2009 at 9:08 pm
    Well that was pretty awesome when Feldman sang to his wife on his reality show. He grabbed her by the neck and got about 3 inches from her face and started screaming, "NUA NA NA NAAA NANA!". Priceless.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 7:51 am
    hey man i like the article but give shatner a break. spock ordered him to live long and prosper and he has done both, he deserves his props.

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