5 Celeb Wikipedia Entries They Wrote Themselves

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.cracked.com/article_16939_5-celebrity-wikipedia-entries-they-clearly-wrote-themselves.html

Obvious when looking at the pages of certain washed-up celebrities, and the results are equal parts hilarious and sad.
There are 22 comments:
Male 7,378
hey man i like the article but give shatner a break. spock ordered him to live long and prosper and he has done both, he deserves his props.
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Male 2,582
Well that was pretty awesome when Feldman sang to his wife on his reality show. He grabbed her by the neck and got about 3 inches from her face and started screaming, "NUA NA NA NAAA NANA!". Priceless.
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Male 330
opie, it`s to late.

You`re already famous.

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Male 2,313
That really is sad.
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Male 3,462
Yeah.. when I think of KISS, I think of Gene Simmons...
AKA Chaim Witz...
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Male 3,296
why am i not in this list?????
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Male 502
This reminds me of some peoples` Facebook or MySpace pages... If you have to write it yourself, no one probably cares.
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Female 15,763
Hey, I`d write my own wiki entry if I was famous.

Then again... I never ever want to be famous.

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Female 9,475
Thanks Cracked for getting the safner nude thing into my brain.
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Female 4,447
haha, Paul Stanley is an "androgynous" goober.
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Male 301
sad, sad, sad,except for bruce willis, he`s a badass

bruce willis = chuck norris (clean shaven)

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Female 1,653
Id just like to point out that "hogan" is Welsh for "girl".
Just so y`all know :)
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Male 544
now to vandle them all
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Male 4,867
Red5 i was thinking that
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Male 2,159
I expected better from Bruce Willis.

The Hulk Hogan one was the funniest, though. Damn flamethrowing Japanese photographers... it was probably a Charizard sent in by the Japanese government to make the other guy win...

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Male 1,556
When was Bruce Willis washed up?

Was I gone?

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Male 1,244
I didnt know Hulk Hogan was black... Hey, it worked in Blazing Saddles..
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Male 868
They`re just trying to make it seem like they accomplished something. They are/were celebrities, what more can you expect? They`re desperate for any passing glance. It makes them feel good.
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Female 106
Happy birthday, Mom. Hope you like it. - HAHAHA! LMAO :)

Oh, and I love Bruce Willis :)

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Male 2,199
bad mouth willis all you want, hes still a hero in my eyes... man i sound like a pathetic fan-boy.
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Male 10,339
When did Bruce Willis become washed up?
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Male 20,123
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