30 Dumbest Super Bowl Bets You Can Bet On

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Funny
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The are real, absurd things you can bet on. "How many types of food will John Madden mention during the game?"
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Female 1,413
meh i like hockey cause im canadian.
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Female 15,763
You know I found out like yesterday that the super bowl was Sunday.

>_>;;

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Male 3,819
30. Oh and Millen will get it wrong. He`s a moron.
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Male 3,819
16. Born to Run. No brainer!
17. Born in the USA
18. Nobody will have a wardrobe malfunction...
19. He`ll play 4. Over
20. Larry Fitz. Polamalu doesn`t get tackled
21. Lime Green gatorade.
22. Ben Roethlisberger will thank his teammates
23. Santonio Holmes may get arrested. I doubt any of those guys will.
24. Obama`s rooting for the Steelers, so yes.
25. Terrible Towel
26. Defensive
27. Steelers win, market up.
28. Jeff Reed doesn`t miss. Cardinals.
29. a Cardinal might do a new version of the Dirty Bird
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Male 3,819
1. Madden - Over
2. Warner - NO!
3. Jennifer Hudson - Over
4. Neilsen Rating - Over. Steelers Super Bowls always break records
5. Budweiser. If the Polamalu Coke commercial is special, it might get it.
6. Kurt Warner will throw 0 TD passes
7. Steelers won the coin toss a lot this year.
8. Tails never fails
9. They`ll call him Big Ben over 20 times. Roesthlisberger is too hard to say.
10. Kurt Warner. See above.
11. Pittsburgh. That`s easy.
12. If Cardinals win, over. If they lose, under.
13. 30 Rock
14. Red. That`s all Bidwell wears.
15. Heath Miller will score first. He`s a spiker.
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Male 2,148
Tails fails exactly 50% of the time :D
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Male 2,148
"Signs football, pulls out Sharpie"

...so what`s the Sharpie for if the ball`s already been signed?

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Female 1,653
Got bored halfway down, found this:

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Male 1,085
Snow angel as an endzone celebration...haha or riverdance haha
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Male 564
Anyone notice how one of the celebrations was "slits throat"? Plus there were a few banned celebrations in that mix, but i guess it wouldn`t apply since it`s the first touchdown in the superbowl.
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Male 468
tails always fails :D
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Male 1,497
The are real? The are?
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Male 7,933
I`ll take under 2 food
Over 5 Big Ben
Red tie
And higher ratings from phoenix
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Female 136
dilldog - I assume they use the 2.5 mark so that the bet is either one way or the other.. under 2/over 2 means if they show his wife 2 times there would be controversy about who won the bet.

Of course, they could just say 2 times or under/3 times or over, but hey..

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Male 2,688
How many pizzas will be delivered across the country on the night of the Super Bowl?

A.) Under 5 million
B.) Between 5 million and 10 million
C.) Over 10 million

(Here`s a hint. Last year, Domino`s Pizza ALONE delivered over 4.7 million pizzas nationwide on Super Bowl Sunday)

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Female 609
tails never fails :D
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Male 1,220
Tails.
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Male 1,254
Pittsburgh is the 100% sure bet for the market share, no doubt.
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Male 1,853
Some were questionable. How can they show Kurt Warner`s wife 2.5 times?
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Male 4,594
Dumb.
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Male 19,840
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