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Date: 01/30/09 09:11 AM

21 Responses to 30 Dumbest Super Bowl Bets You Can Bet On

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    January 30, 2009 at 7:31 am
    Link: 30 Dumbest Super Bowl Bets You Can Bet On - The are real, absurd things you can bet on. `How many types of food will John Madden mention during the game?`
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    pmarren Male 40-49
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    January 30, 2009 at 9:14 am
    Dumb.
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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 9:51 am
    Some were questionable. How can they show Kurt Warner`s wife 2.5 times?
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    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 10:07 am
    Pittsburgh is the 100% sure bet for the market share, no doubt.
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 10:32 am
    Tails.
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    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 10:36 am
    tails never fails :D
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 11:38 am
    How many pizzas will be delivered across the country on the night of the Super Bowl?

    A.) Under 5 million
    B.) Between 5 million and 10 million
    C.) Over 10 million

    (Here`s a hint. Last year, Domino`s Pizza ALONE delivered over 4.7 million pizzas nationwide on Super Bowl Sunday)

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    badhairbear Female 18-29
    136 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 11:38 am
    dilldog - I assume they use the 2.5 mark so that the bet is either one way or the other.. under 2/over 2 means if they show his wife 2 times there would be controversy about who won the bet.

    Of course, they could just say 2 times or under/3 times or over, but hey..

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    I`ll take under 2 food
    Over 5 Big Ben
    Red tie
    And higher ratings from phoenix
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    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    The are real? The are?
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    flyingpie Male 13-17
    470 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    tails always fails :D
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    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    Anyone notice how one of the celebrations was "slits throat"? Plus there were a few banned celebrations in that mix, but i guess it wouldn`t apply since it`s the first touchdown in the superbowl.
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    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    Snow angel as an endzone celebration...haha or riverdance haha
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    January 30, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    Got bored halfway down, found this:

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    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    "Signs football, pulls out Sharpie"

    ...so what`s the Sharpie for if the ball`s already been signed?

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    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    Tails fails exactly 50% of the time :D
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    1. Madden - Over
    2. Warner - NO!
    3. Jennifer Hudson - Over
    4. Neilsen Rating - Over. Steelers Super Bowls always break records
    5. Budweiser. If the Polamalu Coke commercial is special, it might get it.
    6. Kurt Warner will throw 0 TD passes
    7. Steelers won the coin toss a lot this year.
    8. Tails never fails
    9. They`ll call him Big Ben over 20 times. Roesthlisberger is too hard to say.
    10. Kurt Warner. See above.
    11. Pittsburgh. That`s easy.
    12. If Cardinals win, over. If they lose, under.
    13. 30 Rock
    14. Red. That`s all Bidwell wears.
    15. Heath Miller will score first. He`s a spiker.
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    16. Born to Run. No brainer!
    17. Born in the USA
    18. Nobody will have a wardrobe malfunction...
    19. He`ll play 4. Over
    20. Larry Fitz. Polamalu doesn`t get tackled
    21. Lime Green gatorade.
    22. Ben Roethlisberger will thank his teammates
    23. Santonio Holmes may get arrested. I doubt any of those guys will.
    24. Obama`s rooting for the Steelers, so yes.
    25. Terrible Towel
    26. Defensive
    27. Steelers win, market up.
    28. Jeff Reed doesn`t miss. Cardinals.
    29. a Cardinal might do a new version of the Dirty Bird
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    30. Oh and Millen will get it wrong. He`s a moron.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 31, 2009 at 12:37 am
    You know I found out like yesterday that the super bowl was Sunday.

    >_>;;

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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:15 am
    meh i like hockey cause im canadian.

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