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Date: 01/18/09 03:25 PM

83 Responses to 3 Ways On How To Survive a Fight

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    Link: 3 Ways On How To Survive a Fight - Being attacked by a guy with a knife or a gun or some sh*t is f`ing scary but it doesn`t have to be.
  2. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    "uh oooooh"

    omg how cute was she! i totally didn`t expect to see a little kid come at him with a knife haha xD

  3. Profile photo of TheAwesome
    TheAwesome Female 18-29
    76 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    that was my `awww` of the day
  4. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    742 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    filter fail?
    or win?
  5. Profile photo of darthrex111
    darthrex111 Male 13-17
    49 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    now i feel like i can defend my self against a five year old with a water pistol w00t
  6. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    Great defenses here.
  7. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
    272 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    What a cute little girl.
    He picks his nose at the beginning :P
  8. Profile photo of Siora
    Siora Male 18-29
    221 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    That was ridiculously cute, her face at the start of the gun one!

    Cue the child abuse comments though.

  9. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    exceptionally adorable.
  10. Profile photo of Midge210
    Midge210 Female 18-29
    236 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    omg... cutest thing ever!

    and yeah... what`s up with the non-filtering in the description? hmmm.

  11. Profile photo of Swuzler
    Swuzler Male 18-29
    124 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    I totally thought it was legit until he begun the demonstration and a 4 year old girl dressed as a bandit/ninja came onto the scene. Then I immediately started convulsing in laughter.
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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    poo? drat? HAS THE EVIL FILTER TYRANT BEEN REPLACED?
  13. Profile photo of Ryu-ko
    Ryu-ko Female 18-29
    37 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    I now feel educated on how to defend myself against a 3 year old girl. Thanks for that.
  14. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    funny
  15. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    757 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    D`AWWW.
    HOW ADORABLE!!! ^_^

  16. Profile photo of noni-anna
    noni-anna Female 13-17
    63 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    uhhh ooooh
  17. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    The kid is so cute.
  18. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    he picked his nose
  19. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    Cutest survival video I`ve seen.
  20. Profile photo of ZMDalph
    ZMDalph Male 13-17
    216 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    i always wondered how i would defend myself if a 4 year old ninja with a gun attacked me...
  21. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    lol, I saw the kid before I pressed play, but I still didn`t expect her to walk up with the bandana and knife.
  22. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    "Uh ohhhh"

    XD

  23. Profile photo of Armanith
    Armanith Female 18-29
    354 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    lol.. Cute kid ftw
  24. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    Incidentally, don`t pay too much attention to this video on a factual level. Some of it might be ok, but a couple you definately don`t want to do.
    (Making the gun point at your testicles is not a preferred method of disarming an attacker).
  25. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    cute kid, cant be his real father thou
  26. Profile photo of NowPleaseRea
    NowPleaseRea Male 70 & Over
    176 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    I`d just give her the cookies.
  27. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    742 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAA!!
    THAT WAS SO GREAT!
    "shake the knife out of the hand"
    *Shaken baby syndrome in 3-2-1*
  28. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    When confronted by an attacker with a gun or a knife, I suggest submissively soiling yourself.
  29. Profile photo of acmoore92
    acmoore92 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    easiest thing in the world. doesn`t matter their size or what they`re armed with. if they come at you, back off, then flick them in either eye. just a one-finger flick. it`ll drop anyone instantly.
  30. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    that baby looks so scared, awww of the day.
  31. Profile photo of EvilBloop
    EvilBloop Male 18-29
    93 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    I wish I would have seen this before the gang of 2-3 year olds with there stomachs hanging out of there sweat pants attacked me.
  32. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    Mini Ninja, all the fury and expertise of a big ninja only in a concentrated form.
  33. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    Cute kid. She`s probably thinking, "Why is Daddy talking to himself?"
  34. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    I was waiting for the kid to pull some sweet ninja moves on him.
  35. Profile photo of tack
    tack Male 18-29
    7 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    Does anyone else not see that this guy has barely any effing clue as to what he`s doing... That guy made me lawl though... but i`m pretty sure this was a prank or something
  36. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    i think tack has esp...or no sense of humor...
  37. Profile photo of JihadAllah
    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    ahh at the end that kid was so f`in cute
  38. Profile photo of KixStar
    KixStar Female 18-29
    110 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    Wow Tack. You`re a genius. Of course it was fake, d-bag. Welcome to the internet. Your bag of kittens and hentai are waiting by the door.
  39. Profile photo of VirtualParty
    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 10:37 pm
    drating awesome.
  40. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    Can`t wait to try this out the next time I`m "in da hood wit my peeps"
  41. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 10:49 pm
    tack, you obviously have no clue what YOU are doing. i mean come on, the site it came from was FUNNY or die.
  42. Profile photo of Quebec1217
    Quebec1217 Male 18-29
    109 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    I feel this is was a lame copy of Derrick`s Comedy`s self defense. Which was better than this... Much better...
  43. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 11:28 pm
    OH MY GOD HE`S KILLING THAT POOR GIRL!!! :P
  44. Profile photo of scalawag
    scalawag Male 18-29
    160 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 12:28 am
    Pretty stinkin` cute kid.
  45. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 1:18 am
    Haha I laughed, and smiled the whole time, that kid was just too adorable.
  46. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 1:27 am
    LOL that kid looked so scared as he tried to get the gun off them at the end XP
  47. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 2:08 am
    That was really cute...
  48. Profile photo of Chasya
    Chasya Female 18-29
    60 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 2:34 am
    hha thats funny...
  49. Profile photo of Brant167
    Brant167 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 4:24 am
    Cute, but seriously if your ever held up at gun point throw your wallet or purse over the muggers head and run the other way.
  50. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 6:12 am
    lol the kid was playing with her bellybutton in the first part.
  51. Profile photo of mylostdog
    mylostdog Female 18-29
    471 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 7:52 am
    this made my day :)
  52. Profile photo of Starshine24
    Starshine24 Female 13-17
    706 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 7:58 am
    HAHAHA this made my day.

    "Uh-ohhhh...."

  53. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 8:53 am
    teehee
  54. Profile photo of punki3
    punki3 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 8:59 am
    well, if a toddler ever attacks me, I should be safe.. lol
  55. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 9:02 am
    ruh-roa!
  56. Profile photo of Drock1591
    Drock1591 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 9:13 am
    im almost a 100% sure that this is child abuse
  57. Profile photo of TheWood
    TheWood Male 30-39
    211 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 9:36 am
    Cute. And useful for the kid as well. My daughters both are kung-fu experts now... and I pity the guy who hurt their feelings :0)
  58. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 9:43 am
    oh man. this guy is funny.
    and he`s not abusing the child.... wow.

    paaaaaaaahahaha.

  59. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 10:00 am
    lol the kid is like wtf through the whole video
  60. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 10:05 am
    Kids face at 1.23
    Priceless.
  61. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 10:05 am
    im prepared...lets go
  62. Profile photo of ForAllThSin
    ForAllThSin Male 18-29
    273 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 10:25 am
    that`s the "hottest pepper" guy
  63. Profile photo of crazydaiz
    crazydaiz Female 18-29
    251 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 10:29 am
    that little "uh-oh" at the end was priceless
  64. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 10:53 am
    drating baby, he was so cute!!!!

    and yeah dont do it cuz this is gonna get you killed.


  65. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    with funny or die its always die
  66. Profile photo of letsgopoping
    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    that is the pepper guy.. =) hehe good.. i like it..
  67. Profile photo of skipidydooda
    skipidydooda Male 13-17
    178 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    anytime you mix cute children and street violence it will be amazing
  68. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    Gavin McInnes, yet agains.

    Check out www.vbs.tv , he has a really funny series where he goes to China with David Cross and tries to outsource the production of American Pie.

  69. Profile photo of reidcook1000
    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    381 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    YEAH!! awesome kid FTW!!!
  70. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    At first I thought he was going to say you need to pick a good booger out of your nose and rub it on the attacker.
  71. Profile photo of jcp
    jcp Female 18-29
    78 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    haha, that`s cute. I love the kids face when he trys to get the gun out of her hand.
  72. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    lol at the end...UH OHHH
  73. Profile photo of Pindragon
    Pindragon Male 18-29
    600 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    That was the idiot from the hot peper "kid" thing wasn`t it?

    And that was mildly disturbing...

  74. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    I could totally take that attacker.
  75. Profile photo of TalonWulf
    TalonWulf Male 13-17
    7 posts
    January 20, 2009 at 10:54 am
    How to defend yourself against an assailant with a raspberry!
  76. Profile photo of Rabachan
    Rabachan Male 18-29
    16 posts
    January 20, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    "You want to shake it as much as possible, ideally it`ll shake off their mask, identifying them." Good stuff.
  77. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    January 20, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    awww
  78. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    January 20, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    that kid looks so confused

  79. Profile photo of Curtin8780
    Curtin8780 Male 13-17
    109 posts
    January 20, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    haha that kid is kinda chubby
  80. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 20, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    AWWW!

    A see a whole `nother use to children...

    Muahahahaha. >:D

  81. Profile photo of thecamie
    thecamie Female 18-29
    3 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    prolly the cutest thing I`ve seen all day.
  82. Profile photo of Trooth
    Trooth Female 13-17
    17 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    mwhahha! now I can go out into the world!!

    but 2 things.

    He dug in his nose hehe.
    and that kid is funny ^^

  83. Profile photo of soigieoto
    soigieoto Male 13-17
    234 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 12:12 am
    lol

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