3 Ways On How To Survive a Fight

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Funny

Being attacked by a guy with a knife or a gun or some sh*t is f"ing scary but it doesn"t have to be.
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Male 234
lol
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Female 17
mwhahha! now I can go out into the world!!

but 2 things.

He dug in his nose hehe.
and that kid is funny ^^

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Female 3
prolly the cutest thing I`ve seen all day.
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Female 15,763
AWWW!

A see a whole `nother use to children...

Muahahahaha. >:D

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Male 109
haha that kid is kinda chubby
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Male 610
that kid looks so confused

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Female 2,027
awww
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Male 16
"You want to shake it as much as possible, ideally it`ll shake off their mask, identifying them." Good stuff.
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Male 7
How to defend yourself against an assailant with a raspberry!
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Male 2,582
I could totally take that attacker.
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Male 600
That was the idiot from the hot peper "kid" thing wasn`t it?

And that was mildly disturbing...

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Male 612
lol at the end...UH OHHH
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Female 78
haha, that`s cute. I love the kids face when he trys to get the gun out of her hand.
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Female 327
At first I thought he was going to say you need to pick a good booger out of your nose and rub it on the attacker.
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Male 381
YEAH!! awesome kid FTW!!!
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Male 1,036
Gavin McInnes, yet agains.

Check out www.vbs.tv , he has a really funny series where he goes to China with David Cross and tries to outsource the production of American Pie.

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Male 178
anytime you mix cute children and street violence it will be amazing
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Male 703
that is the pepper guy.. =) hehe good.. i like it..
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Male 2,855
with funny or die its always die
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Male 3,296
drating baby, he was so cute!!!!

and yeah dont do it cuz this is gonna get you killed.


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Female 251
that little "uh-oh" at the end was priceless
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Male 273
that`s the "hottest pepper" guy
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Female 2,672
im prepared...lets go
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Female 1,653
Kids face at 1.23
Priceless.
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Male 1,136
lol the kid is like wtf through the whole video
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Female 609
oh man. this guy is funny.
and he`s not abusing the child.... wow.

paaaaaaaahahaha.

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Male 211
Cute. And useful for the kid as well. My daughters both are kung-fu experts now... and I pity the guy who hurt their feelings :0)
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Male 12
im almost a 100% sure that this is child abuse
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Male 1,361
ruh-roa!
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Female 175
well, if a toddler ever attacks me, I should be safe.. lol
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Male 1,894
teehee
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Female 706
HAHAHA this made my day.

"Uh-ohhhh...."

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Female 471
this made my day :)
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Male 1,182
lol the kid was playing with her bellybutton in the first part.
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Male 106
Cute, but seriously if your ever held up at gun point throw your wallet or purse over the muggers head and run the other way.
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Female 60
hha thats funny...
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Male 615
That was really cute...
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Male 1,266
LOL that kid looked so scared as he tried to get the gun off them at the end XP
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Male 1,232
Haha I laughed, and smiled the whole time, that kid was just too adorable.
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Male 160
Pretty stinkin` cute kid.
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Male 701
OH MY GOD HE`S KILLING THAT POOR GIRL!!! :P
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Male 109
I feel this is was a lame copy of Derrick`s Comedy`s self defense. Which was better than this... Much better...
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Male 473
tack, you obviously have no clue what YOU are doing. i mean come on, the site it came from was FUNNY or die.
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Male 367
Can`t wait to try this out the next time I`m "in da hood wit my peeps"
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Male 787
drating awesome.
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Female 110
Wow Tack. You`re a genius. Of course it was fake, d-bag. Welcome to the internet. Your bag of kittens and hentai are waiting by the door.
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Male 372
ahh at the end that kid was so f`in cute
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Male 426
i think tack has esp...or no sense of humor...
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Male 7
Does anyone else not see that this guy has barely any effing clue as to what he`s doing... That guy made me lawl though... but i`m pretty sure this was a prank or something
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Female 913
I was waiting for the kid to pull some sweet ninja moves on him.
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Female 4,028
Cute kid. She`s probably thinking, "Why is Daddy talking to himself?"
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Male 1,365
Mini Ninja, all the fury and expertise of a big ninja only in a concentrated form.
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Male 93
I wish I would have seen this before the gang of 2-3 year olds with there stomachs hanging out of there sweat pants attacked me.
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Female 761
that baby looks so scared, awww of the day.
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Male 129
easiest thing in the world. doesn`t matter their size or what they`re armed with. if they come at you, back off, then flick them in either eye. just a one-finger flick. it`ll drop anyone instantly.
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Male 619
When confronted by an attacker with a gun or a knife, I suggest submissively soiling yourself.
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Male 742
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAA!!
THAT WAS SO GREAT!
"shake the knife out of the hand"
*Shaken baby syndrome in 3-2-1*
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Male 176
I`d just give her the cookies.
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Male 690
cute kid, cant be his real father thou
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Male 4,547
Incidentally, don`t pay too much attention to this video on a factual level. Some of it might be ok, but a couple you definately don`t want to do.
(Making the gun point at your testicles is not a preferred method of disarming an attacker).
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Female 354
lol.. Cute kid ftw
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Male 9,306
"Uh ohhhh"

XD

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Male 886
lol, I saw the kid before I pressed play, but I still didn`t expect her to walk up with the bandana and knife.
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Male 216
i always wondered how i would defend myself if a 4 year old ninja with a gun attacked me...
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Female 2,064
Cutest survival video I`ve seen.
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Male 845
he picked his nose
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Female 9,403
The kid is so cute.
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Female 63
uhhh ooooh
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Male 756
D`AWWW.
HOW ADORABLE!!! ^_^

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Male 541
funny
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Female 37
I now feel educated on how to defend myself against a 3 year old girl. Thanks for that.
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Male 1,853
poo? drat? HAS THE EVIL FILTER TYRANT BEEN REPLACED?
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Male 124
I totally thought it was legit until he begun the demonstration and a 4 year old girl dressed as a bandit/ninja came onto the scene. Then I immediately started convulsing in laughter.
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Female 236
omg... cutest thing ever!

and yeah... what`s up with the non-filtering in the description? hmmm.

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Male 176
exceptionally adorable.
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Male 221
That was ridiculously cute, her face at the start of the gun one!

Cue the child abuse comments though.

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Female 271
What a cute little girl.
He picks his nose at the beginning :P
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Male 868
Great defenses here.
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Male 49
now i feel like i can defend my self against a five year old with a water pistol w00t
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Male 742
filter fail?
or win?
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Female 76
that was my `awww` of the day
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Female 5,139
"uh oooooh"

omg how cute was she! i totally didn`t expect to see a little kid come at him with a knife haha xD

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Male 19,888
Link: 3 Ways On How To Survive a Fight [Rate Link] - Being attacked by a guy with a knife or a gun or some sh*t is f`ing scary but it doesn`t have to be.
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