20 Hilarious Newspaper Clippings

Submitted by: funfever 8 years ago in Funny
http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/2009/01/20-hilarious-newspaper-clippings/

This settles it--newspaper editors are retarded.
There are 37 comments:
Male 3,842
How long is this damn thing going to take to load?
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Female 527
ususally ive already seen these kinds of things. these were mostly new
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Female 665
Actually, I`ve only seen about a couple of these. I thought it was funny.
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Male 331
fail
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Male 5
it doesn`t load X(
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Male 905
works for me. lol. pretty good.
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Male 516
don`t bother, it`s the same old newspaper headlines that have been shown to us a billion times before... plus ones that aren`t even funny
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Male 2
FAIL
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Female 9
not owrking
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Female 1,006
I think we killed it.
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Male 1
Link doesn`t work for me either!
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Female 75
yeah link isn`t working for me either.
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Male 281
oh noes link dosent work for me :-(
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Male 615
I lurved the sewage into Mianus one. Made me chuckle.
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Male 374
The electra complex.... I knew it existed but was never sure until now.
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Female 15,763
That father`s day ad can`t be real...

Can it?

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Female 609
oh goodness.
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Male 4,867
`Lady Jacks off`
haha how did no one realise that
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Female 377
If I was an editor, I`d probably do a few of these on purpose.

But the fathers day one was just.. uh..

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Female 9,572
The father`s day ad was scarry.
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Male 3,296
whiff of colon,lol
condon truck tips, spills load.MEGALOL
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Male 367
I love these things, I think the American Pie one was fake though. I don`t think you can print the word "pecker"
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Male 309
Lady Jacks off!
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Male 301
ow, id hate to be in the situation with the guy "stuck" in the wooden chair

....what an awkward phone call that would be

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Male 249
no lie.
in Asbury Park Press (look it up if you don`t believe me)
some foreign guy was being charged for ?theft? and his first name was dikpoos XD!!!
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Female 1,653
works for me, mega lolz =]
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Male 1,148
haha they were brilliant, especailly the `Use head` one :P
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Female 58
The condom truck cracked me up. :)
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Female 2,927
broken
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Female 165
Haha. I love these.
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Female 443
but her last name is Chick ...
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Female 1,516
It was broken for me for a while, but I kept coming back and it worked this time.
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Female 721
Some of those I`ve seen before elsewhere, but they`re still pretty funny.
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Male 427
broken here too
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Male 614
broken for me
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Male 4,680
How the heck do you sue yourself? Let alone accidentally...
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Female 110
Link: 20 Hilarious Newspaper Clippings [Rate Link] - This settles it--newspaper editors are retarded.
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