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Date: 01/09/09 09:25 AM

37 Responses to 20 Hilarious Newspaper Clippings

  1. Profile photo of funfever
    funfever Female 18-29
    110 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 9:54 am
    Link: 20 Hilarious Newspaper Clippings - This settles it--newspaper editors are retarded.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 10:06 am
    How the heck do you sue yourself? Let alone accidentally...
  3. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    617 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 10:44 am
    broken for me
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    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 10:54 am
    broken here too
  5. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 11:17 am
    Some of those I`ve seen before elsewhere, but they`re still pretty funny.
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    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 11:27 am
    It was broken for me for a while, but I kept coming back and it worked this time.
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    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 11:46 am
    but her last name is Chick ...
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    Ashleyliz Female 18-29
    165 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 11:50 am
    Haha. I love these.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    broken
  10. Profile photo of Kleio
    Kleio Female 13-17
    58 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    The condom truck cracked me up. :)
  11. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    haha they were brilliant, especailly the `Use head` one :P
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    works for me, mega lolz =]
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    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    no lie.
    in Asbury Park Press (look it up if you don`t believe me)
    some foreign guy was being charged for ?theft? and his first name was dikpoos XD!!!
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    spazking Male 18-29
    301 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    ow, id hate to be in the situation with the guy "stuck" in the wooden chair

    ....what an awkward phone call that would be

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    yofuzzy Male 13-17
    310 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    Lady Jacks off!
  16. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    I love these things, I think the American Pie one was fake though. I don`t think you can print the word "pecker"
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    whiff of colon,lol
    condon truck tips, spills load.MEGALOL
  18. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    The father`s day ad was scarry.
  19. Profile photo of adilicious
    adilicious Female 13-17
    377 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    If I was an editor, I`d probably do a few of these on purpose.

    But the fathers day one was just.. uh..

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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    `Lady Jacks off`
    haha how did no one realise that
  21. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    611 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    oh goodness.
  22. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    That father`s day ad can`t be real...

    Can it?

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    Kane132 Male 18-29
    374 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    The electra complex.... I knew it existed but was never sure until now.
  24. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    I lurved the sewage into Mianus one. Made me chuckle.
  25. Profile photo of Thepwnsher
    Thepwnsher Male 13-17
    283 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    oh noes link dosent work for me :-(
  26. Profile photo of Naru-bEtch
    Naru-bEtch Female 13-17
    75 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    yeah link isn`t working for me either.
  27. Profile photo of joel52
    joel52 Male 50-59
    1 post
    January 9, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    Link doesn`t work for me either!
  28. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 12:04 am
    I think we killed it.
  29. Profile photo of XEmo_RazorX
    XEmo_RazorX Female 13-17
    9 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 12:15 am
    not owrking
  30. Profile photo of failmate
    failmate Male 13-17
    2 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 2:37 am
    FAIL
  31. Profile photo of admisaok
    admisaok Male 18-29
    516 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 8:21 am
    don`t bother, it`s the same old newspaper headlines that have been shown to us a billion times before... plus ones that aren`t even funny
  32. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 8:37 am
    works for me. lol. pretty good.
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    easyintdot Male 18-29
    5 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 8:57 am
    it doesn`t load X(
  34. Profile photo of billy-bawb
    billy-bawb Male 18-29
    331 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 9:11 am
    fail
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    whipsmart Female 18-29
    666 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    Actually, I`ve only seen about a couple of these. I thought it was funny.
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    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    ususally ive already seen these kinds of things. these were mostly new
  37. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 12:34 am
    How long is this damn thing going to take to load?

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