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166 Responses to 19-Year-Old Assaults Mom With A Taco

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    January 18, 2009 at 7:51 am
    Link: 19-Year-Old Assaults Mom With A Taco - The headline alone is funny, but when you find out why, it`s even funnier.
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    elkingo Male 30-39
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    January 18, 2009 at 7:57 am
    I would kick him out on the streets. lol

    Taco slap!

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    flyingpie Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 7:59 am
    I think this is a first...
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    Llamaz Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:00 am
    I want video...
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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:00 am
    I gotta wonder exactly what he was playing that was so amazing, it was worth wasting a perfectly good taco on his mom. :/
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    basketkase Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:01 am
    kick his ass out of the house....
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    slugs Male 30-39
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:01 am
    What is this world coming to?! He`d rather play video games than eat tacos?! Tacos pretty much trump everything.

    Wait...he`s 19! Time to grow up.

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    inyuasha2125 Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:10 am
    ouch. getting hit with a taco really drives people crazy.
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    gandhi172 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:10 am
    Wow, a taco.
    I agree with the mom`s decision to let him stay in the jail and not answer any phone calls.
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    laddsta Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:11 am
    idk i`d get pretty pissed if my mom unplugged my xbox but i wouldnt assult her
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    bsmiley55 Male 30-39
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:11 am
    Man, what a f**ktard. Her son has no concept of reality. Even in his picture you can see he thinks his sh*t don`t stink. Next step for mom should be updating him that since he doesn`t like it there he can go to a foster home where they give every kid an xbox and they can play and eat and do whatever they want with someone that is guaratneed to love them so much that they will work their nails to the bone so that he make the world is his personal oyster to do with as he pleases.
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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:16 am
    If I understood what he said, I might believe him.
    V
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    oddflame Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:18 am
    Well, he deserves to be in jail. Maybe there he`ll learn to grow up a little.
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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:19 am
    Hell, just go down for the food. Your game isn`t that important. Food is something that can`t be skipped.
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    Ticomeister Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:34 am
    kid doesn`t know how well hes got it. jail should teach him reality
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    daisymae6580 Female 30-39
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:34 am
    Look at that smug little sh*t`s face. If I was his mom I`d slap that face right off his head.
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    AnneBonney Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:34 am
    19? Shouldn`t he be in college? My mother threatened to make me pay rent if I dropped out and went to live at home. She`s punishing her kid for her own failures if you ask me. I want to know how long she`s been letting him place video games over his other responsibilities.
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    TalcumX Male 50-59
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:36 am
    She should have cracked him over the head with the skillet, then after the cops hauled him off she should have taken all of his stuff and given it to Goodwill........except for the Xbox of course.
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    WhoaHeyDude Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:36 am
    She totally had it coming! According to the article, she called him for dinner, unplugged his xbox, and THEN a few minutes later went to the kitchen and started cleaning and cooking the tacos! Who the hell calls someone for dinner before you even start?!
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    idontknow951 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:39 am
    "Hell, just go down for the food. Your game isn`t that important. Food is something that can`t be skipped."

    Wanna bet? I can skip eating a meal.

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    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:43 am
    You can`t unplug a game! That`s just not cricket! Violent reactions can only be expected when hours of sweat, tears and fierce concentration are just thrown away, like when your computer freezes and you haven`t saved something like your CV or, if you`re a bit sad, your WOW account or something.

    But having said that, he does look like a real c*ck-ish little twat that needs a good smash in the face. Plus he overdid it. But on the other hand, his mum sent him to jail and won`t speak to him because he was in the middle of something on his X-Box. So, er, wrongs were done on both sides, I conclude.

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    simonb123 Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:44 am
    You may laugh but remeber, when broken tacos can be razor sharp.
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    NotjonGreco Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:44 am
    What a dick. Oh, and what a poorly written article.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:46 am
    I am saying she throws his s#it out in the yard and when he get`s home tells him to find his own goddamn way. Welcome to Adulthood Punk.
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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:48 am
    "Hell, just go down for the food. Your game isn`t that important. Food is something that can`t be skipped."

    Fine. Your game isn`t as important as missing food, and then going to jail.

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    je_scream Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 8:57 am
    poo, I wish my mom would make me tacos. damn idiot no life slacker.
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    punki3 Female 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 9:02 am
    "You may laugh but remeber, when broken tacos can be razor sharp."
    Ya, but were they hard tacos or soft? that could make all the difference.. lol
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    evilducky00 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 9:03 am
    WTF? Honestly Hes 19 and living at home. His mom should kick his ass out.
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    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 9:05 am
    I knew it would be xBox!!!
    Its a bit cheap though don`tcha think..
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 9:08 am
    don`t turn of someone`s game, ever. its like pooting all over a book your reading.
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    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 9:10 am
    "What you in for?"
    "I threw a taco at my mom"

    And it just so happened to be Florida. Again.


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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 9:14 am
    evilducky00

    WTF? Honestly Hes 19 and living at home. His mom should kick his ass out.

    ---------------------------

    Wait what? 19? That`s not too old to be living at home?

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    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
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    January 18, 2009 at 9:20 am
    Nah, 19 is not too old to be living at home. However, since he is of legal age, she could throw him out. I would have done it. You won`t play by my rules, then you get out!

    Like Ajikan said, NEVER turn someone`s game off.

    ...It`s like throwing an alcoholic`s beer down the drain.

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    tannerb924 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 9:25 am
    The poor taco :(
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    ambercooper Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 9:30 am
    this reminds me of the time my friend`s uncle threw hot pizza at her for talking when he was trying to watch wrestling.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 9:30 am
    hmmm, she called him down, i presume he said something lik " wait a minute im on my xbox"
    so she comes up and unplugs it, thats lame.
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    WolfStar Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 9:46 am
    Meh, she should sell his Xbox on ebay while he`s in jail. He needs to grow the hell up.
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    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 9:47 am
    hmmm, she called him down, i presume he said something lik " wait a minute im on my xbox"
    so she comes up and unplugs it, thats lame.

    -------------------

    not really, not going to work or school it`s probably all he does and she probably bought it for him in the first place. Just pause it, I mean honestly how long does it take to eat tacos?

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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 9:50 am
    Good, I hope he gets his ass kicked to the point of near death in prison. Teach the little bitch how the real world works before he ends up being swallowed by it.
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    Norts Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 9:53 am
    Idiot. Serves him right.
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    kribbe Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 10:02 am
    as a true gamer myself i say SHE deserved it, maybe he was just about to get to the final boss when she storms in and unplugs the x-box, so that he has to play it all over again,
    or he had already finished the game and was just about to save when she unplugs it,
    but be on the bright side he didnt use anything harder than tacos
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    Maxim86 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 10:03 am
    Huh, isn`t funny how most 13-17 year olds seem to think that the mother did something wrong by unplugging the damn x-box? Sorry dude, but if you`re 19 years old, you can either be an adult and go to school and/or get a job, or you can choose to be a child, in which case your parents still own your ass. It`s obvious which he chose. Also, at the risk of causing a nerd riot, why does it seem like x-box is the system of choice for most douche bags?
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    BlueJack Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 10:06 am
    as far as blaming the mother for crappy parenting you can only do so much when a child reaches a certain age. sounds like she`s tried her best and is finally letting the world teach the little ingrate.
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    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 10:08 am
    What are you in for? "Mass rape and murder, you?"

    Oh, I assaulted my mom with a taco.

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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    January 18, 2009 at 10:10 am
    "as a true gamer myself i say SHE deserved it"

    "so she comes up and unplugs it, thats lame"

    Right because he couldn`t pause the game or anything. If he didn`t have a history of not going to work and school she probably wouldn`t have done that. It sounds like he needs to lose the xbox and get his butt into some kind of rehab program. He`s addicted to it like drugs or alcohol. Playing video games is fine but you have to know when to draw the line and live your life.

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    unsub Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 10:11 am
    "WTF? Honestly Hes 19 and living at home. His mom should kick his ass out."
    ----------------------------------

    19 isn`t really too old to be living at home ... the problem is that he`s not working or going to college, he`s just mooching of his parents.

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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 10:12 am
    Poor kid, hope he one day gets back on his feet. I`m personally surprised she hasn`t kicked him out yet.
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    Dradan659 Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 10:13 am
    "What are you in for? "Mass rape and murder, you?"

    Oh, I assaulted my mom with a taco. "
    lol

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    ne028 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 10:28 am
    Now he`s the taco.
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    Zombiemike Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 10:37 am
    "Right because he couldn`t pause the game or anything. If he didn`t have a history of not going to work and school she probably wouldn`t have done that. It sounds like he needs to lose the xbox and get his butt into some kind of rehab program. He`s addicted to it like drugs or alcohol. Playing video games is fine but you have to know when to draw the line and live your life."

    you can`t pause xbox live. it stops for noone.

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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 10:45 am
    You can tell who all the nerds are lol.. They`re all saying "THE MOM WAS WRONG IN DOING THIS!" Hey, well guess what douchebags.. Every minute you spend on Xbox live, every second that passes, is gone forever, and you`ve accomplished nothing by doing so, you`ve maybe killed a few pixels on screen.. and that`s it, is it really worth going to jail over and being a total laughingstock? So congratulations on failing at life.
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    videogamer Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 10:46 am
    Ay, dios mio! Mi hijo me asaltias con una bocadilla delicioso!
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    shortsagitar Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 10:49 am
    what the hell... and its guys like that who give all teenagers a bad name!
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    repost Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 10:50 am
    and writing messages on i am bored.com really accomplishes a lot doesn`t it ryan..
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    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 11:19 am
    Ha! Totally with his mum on this!
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    Robert_D Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 11:23 am
    Mom was right in this case. If you want to live under your own rules, move out, or at least start paying rent.

    He doesn`t work, he doesn`t go to school, he`s 19. He should stop being a parasite and grow up.

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    DuHasstMich Female 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 11:23 am
    That kid`s stupid. And so are the rest of you who think his mother did something horribly wrong. Who cares if he was `fighting the final boss` and she comes in and unplugs the game? It`s a GAME. It can be replayed as many freaking times as you want. I`ve learned that when your mother says something, you hop to, or face the consequences.

    I agree 100% with her choice to let him sit in jail for a few days. Kid looks like a little prick.

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    Quackor Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 11:31 am
    Ay, dios mio! Mi hijo me asalta con un bocadillo delicioso!

    Technically a taco is not a "bocadillo", but they are delicious.

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    DHise Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 11:35 am
    Ooooh, I laughed so hard at his picture.
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    danagamer Male 30-39
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    January 18, 2009 at 11:35 am
    She`s really lucky. I mean, It could have been like a chimichanga or something. That wouldn`t be funny at all.
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    chinos29046 Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 11:40 am
    What a waste of a perfectly good taco. :(
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    Noodlez Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 11:46 am
    ohhh, it happened in florida. that explains everything
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    fillemorte Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 11:53 am
    haha the oh i just hit my mom with a taco face
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    Gunit1 Female 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 11:57 am
    hahaha.
    Meat to the face for mom.
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    Sociophobic Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    His picture looked like "Yeah, I hit the bitch wit a taco, what of it?"
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    eggsnham Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    ...with.... a taco
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    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    His mugshot:

    Shiat dawg, I ain`t do a thang....Naw son...

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    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    The kid`s mug shot says it all. Nice way to start out adulthood with "taco assualt" in your record.
    Lol @ Cheese84o6`s comment
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    Saintantress Female 30-39
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    January 18, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    Look at his facial expression, it`s like hes thinking "I`m cool! I`m a thug!" Just the picture along with the headline had me laughing before I even looked at the story. He looks like a little A-hole. I have to say I feel a bit bad for his mom. He should be grateful he has a mom who would cook dinner for his lazy ass. I have to say she was right and I would kick his butt out until he showed me some respect. ERRRR I`m a mom of two boys who better NEVER pull this attitude with me.
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    Hansbo Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    I think the real criminal in this story is MyFox Orlando, for not answering the question we all ask: What happened to the delicious taco?
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    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
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    January 18, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    If that were my kid, the Xbox would be on ebay by now.
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    Pilanus Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    It is bad to be disrespectful to parents, but to have your son thrown in jail for throwing a taco in your face... only in Florida...
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    OptiSkiver Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    Yet another reason we can`t buy tacos in airports...

    I don`t know who I blame more, the kid for wasting a taco and being a general poo, or the mother for actually calling the police over a minor offense. This isn`t assault with a deadly weapon... =_= Assault with a tasty weapon perhaps, but not deadly. Unless of course you got the taco from Taco Bell... <.<

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    boeingguy787 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    this kid deserves to be in jail. His mother goes out of her way to cook a nice dinner of tacos. The least he could do was turn off the xbox. and even if he might of lost his progress, was it really worth assaulting her with food? playing video games occasionally = ok. playing video games a lot = also ok. playing video games to the point where they`re taking control of your life and sending you into a downward spiral = time to wake up.
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    boeingguy787 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    "This isn`t assault with a deadly weapon"

    true, but at least (hopefully) it`ll teach the kid to be a little more respectful.

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    pigbenis Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    She`s lucky. If he`d thrown a Taco Bell stuffed burrito at her, she`d be in the hospital AND she wouldn`t poo right for a week.
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    Silverlake Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    The gamers in this thread so far are giving us a bad name.

    Lets clear it up...(btw Xbox is for douches, ps3 all the way (and PC))

    anyways, it was both their faults... but mainly the sons
    the mom called him to dinner and unplugged the xbox before she even started cooking (beginning of 2nd paragraph)
    BUT, the son should have known that after high school you either go to college, move out, or pay rent, he was being a parasite, and if he was being a parasite then he lives under the moms rules. the mom thinks hes gaming too much, well he is done high school and is being a parasite. i play MMO`s and ps3 online... at most online will take about 2-5 more minutes, and rpg will be 5-10 minutes (or if you just started a boss, just turn if off) and with MMO`s, you can let your party/clan get screwed and just log off...or go afk o.o

    plus, who passes up tacos for gaming,i play almost all day btw
    /rant (half-assed rant) o.o o.o o.o o.o o.o o.o
    trying to get exactly 1000 Characters

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    pigbenis Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Does Holy Taco know about this? They might be crestfallen.
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    Blacksun1212 Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    Mom-Turn of your xbox an get your dinner you fat lard!
    Son- NO! *Throws taco in face*
    Mom- Ahhh! i got cheese in my eye!

    But it does seem like it would hurt especially if it was a hard shelled taco, those are kinda sharp when it cracks

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    leesah Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    "unplugged the xbox before she even started cooking"

    It`s a taco. You make your own. The way I see it is she had the bowls of the meat, cheese, lettuce, etc ready and was calling him down to put his together. That`s how my family/every family I know does it.

    Good for her for letting him sit there and ignoring his calls. It`s probably hurting her, too, to see her son turn out to be such a little prick. Maybe now that he knows she`s serious about the jail threats, he`ll shape up.

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    JediMan Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    before I read all this I imagined the kid taking a burrito and slapping her in the face like cartoons always did with fish.
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    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    LMAO!! This is why we should be able to beat our children. Seriously.
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    Pindragon Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    Listen people...

    It is not about whether the damn taco HURT.

    It is not about WHEN she unplugged the X-Box.

    This is about his reaction to the event.

    He threw a freaking TACO at his mother.

    First: the kid has anger issues.
    Two: He is violent. He grabbed the first freaking thing he saw.
    Three: He obviously has been this bad for years. She said she threatened him with police before.

    Unless she physically HIT him, or put him through years of mental abuse to the point that he curled up into a ball and cried himself to sleep and was utterly affraid of his mother, (which doesn`t seem the case...) then he has NO right to attack her.

    That is assault no matter HOW you look at it, and frankly, it is not tolerable.

    The kid, who has been a legal adult for 2 years now, so SHOULD know the damn laws of this country, should get the full sentance for assault and NOT be given light sentance for being a "kid."

    He is far from.

    And further more, I am ashamed of ALL you gam

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    Pindragon Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    *gamers!

    I play 360, PS3, PC, Gamecube, Wii.

    God, you guys are imature if you fight over which is better! Damn!

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    Corryn17 Female 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    at least it was a taco and not the pan it cooked in
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    Maxim86 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    I`m not gonna pretend to know what happened exactly, because hell, even the news gets a second hand description, but I`m gonna guess that this kid was being a little bastard when his mom asked him to come to dinner. He obviously had a history of being disrespectful to his parents or else this wouldn`t be the last straw where his mom finally presses charges. So here`s the deal kiddies (I`m looking at you 13-17 year olds) you give respect, you get respect. That`s how things work in the real world. I say let the kid learn a few lessons about respect from the other prisoners.
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    Kay62442 Female 13-17
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    January 18, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    Judging by the picture alone, I`d say the kid is a dumbass tool who`s only felt the touch of his video game controller and right hand on his wee wee.

    Phew! There`s my ranting for the day.

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    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    Makes me think we should bring back National Service.. get them off in the armed forces for a year. Ive had enough brats like him come to training in the RAF. They learn to shut their mouths and respect authority within minutes.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    The abortion that got away...
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    toxic1 Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    Somebody needs a spankin`!!!
    Seriously though, where is this kids dad?
  91. Profile photo of HornyPanda
    HornyPanda Male 18-29
    213 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    Good mom! I want her. ... Wait .. where`s my mom? .... Mom?
  92. Profile photo of bulbasaur
    bulbasaur Female 18-29
    168 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    He "pushed her and called her a bad name" too!

    Seriously, this is news? Let`s be real here. There are far worse things going on in the world. This could have happened in anyone`s home.

  93. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    This kid needs to jump into the ice-cold waters of the real world. When my mom calls me for dinner, I don`t disrespect her. I also get my work done before I go on the internet or play guitar. I`m glad that mom put him in jail, maybe it will wake him up.
  94. Profile photo of Ninmir
    Ninmir Female 18-29
    44 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    looking at that kid`s picture makes me want to beat him. What a dumbass
  95. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    "Somebody needs a spankin`!!!"

    She already got beat with a toaster

  96. Profile photo of Deepeyes
    Deepeyes Male 18-29
    151 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    Total douche judging by the picture alone
  97. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    haha... oh man... That sounds A LOT like my 19 year old brother that is in love with his games...
  98. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    It was just a taco... why do you put people in jail for food fighting?

    America is dumb.

    The poor guy probably paid for his X box and games and wanted to make the most out of his own purchase but like everything else in this fk`ed up society you just can`t have fun with what you spend money on.

    "Wake up early, do your bed, go to school/job, do your homework/do overtime, eat, go to bed and then start all over again."

    This is your life. No wonder he wanted to slap the crap out of his own mother with a taco.

  99. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    I gather the taco tasted like crap too.
  100. Profile photo of maddices
    maddices Male 18-29
    90 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    makes me wanna punch a baby
  101. Profile photo of jaggerjack
    jaggerjack Male 18-29
    29 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    imagine what hes going to do to her when he gets out
  102. Profile photo of Donut017
    Donut017 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    i live in deltona and i didn`t hear ne thing about this lol
  103. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    is that story for real? who calls the police because they got a taco thrown at them? A TACO!

    Just throw one back.. and kick him out he is 19! lol!

  104. Profile photo of Monimoney
    Monimoney Female 13-17
    61 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    Holy hell does he look like an ass...
  105. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    So... food fights are crimes now?
  106. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    Sounds like the kid needs anger management and some serious kicks in the ass.

    But really, over a taco? I guess it could`ve been worse...

  107. Profile photo of CAP9993
    CAP9993 Male 18-29
    167 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    his mugshot was priceless..
  108. Profile photo of undeadonion
    undeadonion Female 18-29
    213 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    "a bad name"?

    That`s drating Fox for you

  109. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    What a moron.
    And I doubt she called the police just because he threw a taco at her. If you actually read the story, he pushed and hit her. That is assault alone.
  110. Profile photo of bloostarfish
    bloostarfish Female 18-29
    326 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    coolbananas: first part of the story - he pushed her first. It wasn`t just the taco.
  111. Profile photo of Siora
    Siora Male 18-29
    221 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    I was sure this was called adolescence...
  112. Profile photo of sculptress
    sculptress Female 18-29
    101 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    should have taken the xbox away from him a long time ago to teach him a lesson, shouldn`t let things get so far that tacos that could have been enjoyed lay wasted on the floor and that mom`s face.
  113. Profile photo of mydnite
    mydnite Female 18-29
    18 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    ugh...
  114. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    Zachery Moir, Taco Assaulter
  115. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Funny story for the most part, but good God. This is the third story I`ve read about this week that involved some dumb male teenager attacking their parent(s) because they took away their videogames. People like that are giving us gamers a bad name. >.>;
  116. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    This can`t be real. The journalism is effing terrible. Fox35 should fire whoever wrote this crap story. Seriously.

    And the actual story isn`t all that amusing either.

  117. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    Agreed V
  118. Profile photo of DdayDragon
    DdayDragon Male 18-29
    14 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    w3ak sawz!
  119. Profile photo of death123
    death123 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    I`m a teen male and i would rather eat tacos than play a game. Taco FTW!
  120. Profile photo of Maxim86
    Maxim86 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    Groogle, are you sure you`re 30-39 years old? You sound like a spoiled child. This kid is 19 years old. He doesn`t have a job, doesn`t go to school. What the f@ck does he have to complain about? That he can`t play his x-box every waking moment that he wants? He could be in Afghanistan fighting right now, but no, he`s not only leeching off his parents but disrespecting them as well. Do YOU have a job Groogle? I`d find it hard to believe with that attitude.
  121. Profile photo of kaykay4915
    kaykay4915 Female 13-17
    15 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    his mugshot is PRICELESS
  122. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    mugshot belongs in a rap video i swear to god
  123. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    sad. i am ashamed to be a part of the most worthless generation -_-
  124. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    i now wants a taco
  125. Profile photo of Armanith
    Armanith Female 18-29
    354 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    I glad that his mother is leaving his butt in jail.. it sounds like he deserved it
  126. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    Ugh that mugshot shows him as the bastard he is.

    I really hope jail`s going to wipe that stupid smug off his face.

  127. Profile photo of PolitikiL
    PolitikiL Male 18-29
    130 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    Bad parenting... stupid Americans.
  128. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    If that were my kid, His crud (including the xbox )would be packed. I`d arange temporary living (like a one room rental agreement or something) and say good luck, you`re on your own. You `re paid for one month. Get a job or lose your amazing room rental and end up on the street. You ungrateful Parasitic bum...

    Or... maybe I`ll just never have kids. Yeah that works, I`ll do that.

  129. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    Why would she even care if he eats a taco or not? He`s 19 years old. Let him go out and get his own tacos. Let him get his own place to live for that matter. Geez!
  130. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 9:23 pm
    florida, huh?
  131. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    thats parenting at its best and worst
  132. Profile photo of rbui5000
    rbui5000 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    if i were the mom i would give him a much larger punishment like when he gets back sell his xbox
  133. Profile photo of JihadAllah
    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    f/uckin cun/t mom.. dam

    funny kid though haha

  134. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    I`d combine rbui5000`s and Loxen`s ideas: sell his Xbox and use the money to pay a month`s rent on a room...a couple of towns away.
  135. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 11:39 pm
    i think thats hilarious haha
    thats gonna be one funny court case
  136. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 1:12 am
    "Bad parenting... stupid Americans."

    Bad post... stupid Canadians

  137. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 2:11 am
    JihadAllah:

    "f/uckin cun/t mom.. dam

    funny kid though haha"

    Everything about you inspires nothing but hate in me. Your name, your obvious dodging of the censor, and your FREAKING RETARDED views. I`m sorry, but just no.

  138. Profile photo of Britz14
    Britz14 Female 13-17
    31 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 3:56 am
    Bloody hell..
    How sad can one get?
    I pity them both..
    Though the mum more.
  139. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 5:33 am
    What kinda` ghetto mug shot is that?
    I wonder if she`ll feel and remorse after he comes home and she finds out he`s been butt raped.
    And no, I`m not on his side. I don`t side with total douchebags.
  140. Profile photo of Megido
    Megido Male 18-29
    439 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 6:00 am
    You can actually get jail time for chucking a taco at someone?
  141. Profile photo of s0236078
    s0236078 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 6:58 am
    she turned off his freaking x box MID GAME! bit`h deserves a good ol` taco smack
  142. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    789 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 7:19 am
    so what are you in for?

    threw a taco at my mom ahahahahaha


    "she was in the kitchen cleaning and cooking"
    damn rights she was in the kitchen

  143. Profile photo of quick_sand8
    quick_sand8 Female 40-49
    466 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 7:32 am
    Not necessarily bad parenting.
    America, can`t spank your kids when they need it,
    1-800 call child abuse, so parents can`t pop their kid in the mouth when they need it!! So, now we have kids who don`t give a crap, the "Me" generation. Xbox huh? this ass should have been at a JOB, not playing his xbox at 19!! Who pays the electric at that house and feeds his lazy ass??? Go Mom!!!! (would you have done that to your mom?? I bet 98% of you here wouldn`t think of it. Just that 2% that turn into useless adult Americans or the ones who fill up our jails!!!!!!!!
  144. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 7:48 am
    Groogle? He lives in HER house. He should live by HER rules. If he doesn`t like it, maybe he should MOVE the f*ck out. He`s an adult anyway...
  145. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 8:00 am
    Well she did ruin his game... I`d be pretty mad in his posit. But then again I wouldnt have taco-es her, I`d have deleted her work off her PC... an eye for an eye, after all.
    And quick sand, idk about the states but here in the UK spanking only happens in the bedroom lol
    And who smacks their 19-year old? Seriously, wtf?
  146. Profile photo of XxJeWFaCexX
    XxJeWFaCexX Female 13-17
    9 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 8:19 am
    Lol, Dee..

    And yes, quick_sand, because violence is the way to get your children to respect you. I know I`d respect my mom more if, instead of teaching me to communicate through patience and compassion, she just suckerpunched me any time I forget to do the dishes.

  147. Profile photo of Lyannovitch
    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
    262 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 8:57 am
    Hahahah!
    In the meantime, Mom is having a go at Xboxing..:P
  148. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 9:08 am
    A taco? a TACO?!

    Well it makes getting rid of the evidence easy enough...it`s sad when it`s because of a game but jaysus the guys 19 ffs

  149. Profile photo of TheWood
    TheWood Male 30-39
    211 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 9:39 am
    This is still soft compared to the other pathetic dude who killed his parents for the same type of poo.

    I would just sell this dude to slavery!

  150. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 11:02 am
    i have to go with the mom on this one. Kids being a douchebag
  151. Profile photo of burnin_roses
    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 11:18 am
    i wonder how pissed he is going to be once he
    gets out
    and also
    i wonder if his mom packed all his poo up for
    when he does get back for him to move out
  152. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    Look at the smug expression on the little bastard`s face. I`ll shove a taco up his ass. Hope he likes `em spicy.
  153. Profile photo of The_Frogg
    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    good punishment mom.
  154. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    (Checks off something on a list.) Yep, another reason to leave Florida lol. We`re not all that crazy, trust me on this one.
  155. Profile photo of Erunen
    Erunen Male 18-29
    190 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    hehehe a court ordered "move out of your mom`s house"... Or a nice dose of corporal punishment... I`d be happy to see either go through.
  156. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    good for her, he wasted a perfectly good taco >:(
  157. Profile photo of leahers
    leahers Female 18-29
    130 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    lol florida
  158. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 10:46 pm
    Damn, now I want a taco. . .
  159. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    January 20, 2009 at 7:28 am
    Hm, my TV is broken, so I can`t play X-Box either. Brb, gotta buy some tacos ;)
  160. Profile photo of Call
    Call Male 13-17
    76 posts
    January 20, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    Ouchhh!!! You little basta*d, that taco hurt!
  161. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    January 20, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    Hey, we haven`t seen Florida in a while.

    Glad to see it`s back...?

  162. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    January 20, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    how do u assault someone with a taco? don`t u need to threaten safety for it to be called assault? how do u do that with a taco? shove it in their throat?
  163. Profile photo of baby_ruth
    baby_ruth Female 18-29
    139 posts
    January 20, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    she unplugged the x-box?!? oh hell no
  164. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 12:04 am
    Good mother.
  165. Profile photo of mylefto
    mylefto Male 18-29
    48 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 12:53 am
    i got kicked out at 17 and i threw no tacos....were did i go wrong. she didn,t even make me tacos for me to throw at her.

    all i can say hes 19. he needs to harden the f/uck up

  166. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 11:05 am
    v I left at 17 and I threw no tacos. I agree, he needs to harden the f/uck up.

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