12 Signs You Need To Go On A Diet [PICS]

Submitted by: eastwoodcart 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/12-signs-you-need-to-go-on-a-diet/

If your neck is wider than your head, it"s time for a diet...
There are 114 comments:
Female 277
I don`t understand how you could allow yourself to get THAT fat! Its gross!
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Male 39
Lold at michelin man pun
cant help but feel sorry for some of these ppl though,even though some of it is funny,like the weighing more than ur bike pic
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Female 495
I kinda feel bad for these people that their photos have been used to create laughs at their expense, its not funny. Although... they really do need to get help and sort themselves out!
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Female 142
The last woman may have been on a diet for her stomach to get that saggy.
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Female 606
It takes a lot of effort to be that fat.

Some people don`t love themselves enough.

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Female 167
Hott:)
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Male 43
Michelin Man pun= Funny
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Male 271
/gouges eyes out
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Female 377
I`m just clueless as to HOW it is possible to allow yourself to get this fat.

Really, HOW?

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Female 44
Fat is a four letter word............uh.......never mind.

the worse thing would have to be seeing your pic on there though! lol

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Male 3,255
@sixclaws13

lol, exactly

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Male 3,255
@Shisi

Rude little piece of sh*t aren`t you?

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Male 779
This is funny as hell, and anyone offended by it is admitting to be a fat sack of lard. Get off your ass and go do something productive, you nasty pig.
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Male 342
0.0 MYEYESMYEYESTHEYBURN!
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Male 2,313
Those are really just gross. Why fat people?! You can fix yourself, just do it!
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Male 701
God some of those pics are disgusting.. >.<
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Male 987
at first when i saw 6 i thought "WTF its 2 skinny gi-" then i realized there was a guy in the background... and i LOL`D
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Male 741
I died a little inside, people need some self control. Seriously.
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Male 72
Looking at these I`m really glad i eat crap and still dont put on weight :D
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Male 1,265
Anyone seen the advert for the kid who weighs 60 stone on channel 4... i mean surely you get to 30 stone and think, crap i`m fat i should lose weight, not, hey! lets eat till i`m double this!
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Male 166
looking at those last few pictures.... i think my p****s just went inside my body and may not be out for quite some time.....
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Female 15,763
OOHHHH, pick your stomach up off of the floor, lady... that`s nasty.
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Female 1,690
lmao......unitard. XD
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Male 301
lol @ michelin man and the last one

also, why would you button your pants over your flab? then it just looks like you have a big vagina/penis

p.s. no ladies, a fatty fat fatty with a big dick is a bad thing, he can`t perform well and needs a burger every 5 minutes

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Male 1,148
Ewww... that was horrible :| can`t unsee!!
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Female 1,677
Barf.

Haha, but number 2 looks like the people in Wall-E.

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Male 251
Well I was just about to eat. Maybe I`ll re-think that idea...
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Male 75
that last one was disgusting :-/
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Male 451
bunch of fatty mcdougals
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Male 562
oh gods D:
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Male 42
at what point on the way to obesity do these people stop realizing theyre NOT thin anymore???
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Female 2,120
Ewwwww. The last one is just gross.
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Male 2,395
That michelin man guy in that one picture was just creepy O_O
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Male 189
Micheline man lol
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Male 265
i dont know why but this just reminded me the eagles game is on
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Male 1,556
We just let her troll on nobody really responds to her anymore, we took away her club and don`t go anywhere near her bridge so we`re fine.
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Male 2,159
Some utterly ghastly pictures.

Quite a few female-biased ones, though. If my moobs impair my driving vision, do I need a diet also? What about if my stomach hangs out the bottom of my manly shorts?

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Female 1,578
I don`t understand why people let themselves get that bad... I know its hard to fix it once you are that overweight.. but why get that bad in the first place?
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Male 1,244
Is it possible to get Sox banned for being dumber than an irish whore
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Male 5,094
parkm: SoxXxhXcxSeX is our resident troll. Please don`t feed it.
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Female 497
they all made me puke as a person with that i can feel my ribs stick out, im proud that i dont eat more, i proud i dont eat at all some weeks, i dont do it on purpose..i just have exspensive taste T_T
now im going to put a huge loan on A HUGE house <33
well not today maybe when im like "fer shur BIATCH" =D
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Female 857
Searching around that blog that Slugs posted, I found out that the lady/man died 2 years ago. o_o
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Male 10,440
Now you see why us normal people are disgusted by the obese. Not the "slightly overweight" 300lb, but rather the gargantuan 500lb.
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Male 175
Wow, I didn`t find that funny at all. All of the people looked miserable.
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Male 338
that dress one made me almost puke. ugh.
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Female 106
Your stomach hangs out from under your dress --- Ewwwww!!!!
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Male 486
Nasty. I think you should figure out that you need to diet before it gets that bad.
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Female 917
...

WAS that person a man or a woman?

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Male 633
I puked a bit in my mouth.
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Female 2,672
yummy...now wheres the bleach?
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Female 250
ewww
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Male 1,232
That`s all kinda grouse.
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Male 1,357
lmao at the "6girls but only 4" picture
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Male 44
love the last pic :D
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Male 21
"Your stomach hangs out from under your dress"

I`m blind! I`m blind! eff me I`m blind!!!

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Male 317
Hmm.. I was wondering why the "Michelin man" leg fat forms like that compared the other morbidly obese people, could someone tell me?

Her expression is so funny ^^ #5

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Male 513

Alright, here`s my question about the "You look like the Michelin Man" one.... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AT THIS PLACE?!?!

First of all, we have the Michelin Man walking the street without a single baby crying.
Then, we have two topless girls hanging out(literally), one of which looks like she could have been born a man.
But to top it all off, we end with the very thin chick in the background doing the chicken dance with a pair of little boy`s underwear on her head.

Can anyone please explain this to me? I`m worried for my life right now.

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Female 262
Still think these people should have been made unrecognizable....Imagine finding yourself on the internet like this...
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Female 1,653
eeew michelin man
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Male 1,526
Thepwnsher, but where did this problem start?
ok there have always been fat people, but never such a large percentage and as fat. and ground zero is america
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Male 86
#10 nearly made me vomit.....
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Male 3,296
hmmmm. how about if you cant see you penis no more, (for guys obviously)
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Male 281
all Americans arnt like this you idiot
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Female 12
this is honestly a depressing thing...dam u americans and ur fast food
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Female 48
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! cough cough. ahem.
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Female 340
Picture #8, the guy with his feet up by his ears... I know him. He`s a friend of mine.
He`s actually quite healthy... has a thyroid condition. He`s part of a comedy troupe, and billets himself as the world`s fattest contortionist.

Goes by the name of "Powerman."

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Female 7
No more donuts for me!
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Female 721
Well, if those are the signs, I guess I don`t need to go on a diet after all. :)
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Female 1,516
I`d like to thank Slugs for the link to the story behind the gender confused thing in the photo. It was a good, if not disgusting, read.
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Female 254
Well that was horribly disgusting
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Female 213
Old and lame
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Male 7
lmao smashking i said the same damn thing like WTF awww thats just wrong and nasty at the same time haha picture 12 is just wrong
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Male 134
WTF is up with all these lame links lately? ffs people stop slacking off
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Female 465
I haven`t laughed this hard in a long time!
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Female 173
I got it to load finally, and I must ask myself the question- Why did I want it to load? 8-o
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Male 772
Well, this isn`t so bad, I mean it`s kinda sad to see what people are coming to-

OH MY GOD! Picture 12 scared me.

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Male 764
i like the tan lines from the sun blocking one, that ones hilarious :-p
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Female 1,329
It`s sad to see people letting themselves get that way. I got sick just looking at those pictures.
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Female 961
not nice =(
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Male 1,219
UGH THAT LAST ONE IS GROSS
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Male 3,648
slugs, I`m glad there is no such thing as Smellovision yet...
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Female 67
Hah, aw, that`s a sad reminder of Chris Farley
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Female 406
agh, the last one freaked me out O.o
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Female 4,197
good lord slugs that is the nastiest thing i have read... so wrong... poor guys
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Female 761
wait what the...how did her stomach just totally do a 180 down to the ground? *scratches head
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Male 163
I think it`s a female
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Female 354
:-/ OMG.. How can a person let themselves go like that??
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Male 1,140
damn won`t load
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Male 357
You all need to read the story on one of them from a guy who lived with her (it). It`s the one you can`t tell if it`s a man or woman.

Nasty fat roomate

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Male 163
Hylian, if you only threw up a little then you haev a stronger stomach than I...on a side note the people on the page where so fat my browser couldn`t bring it up at first
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Male 410
thats sexy
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Female 328
Did anybody think that, on the last pic, that it might not even be her stomach? Maybe most of her weight went right to her labia....oh god that`s even worse! *BARF*
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Male 2,388
like Peter Griffin said

"oohhh thats just morbidly obese"

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Female 328
Oh dear sweet motocrossing Jesus... why would people do this to themselves? And why, oh why, would you wear animal print onesie in that condition? Oh, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth... ugh...
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Female 173
Won`t load for me. :-(
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Female 5,139
I think they should be on a diet way before these signs... o.o
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Male 889
#2 looks so sad if she lost the baby fat she wouldnt look half bad...

the rest were cottage cheese all around..

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Male 241
i think we broke it.....
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Male 544
most of them where stolen courtesy of google images... seen them
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Female 1,579
ok, what the HELL is going on in the Michelin man picture? yeah theres a guy with ROLLS on his legs...

but what are all those skinny retards doing in that fountain?

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Female 519
The last one and the michellin one....ewww =/

I died a little x_X

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Male 1,078
Shellie:

That would be approximately 75% of IABers. I`m part of the 25%.

And yea, I threw up a little.

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Male 2,125
the `lady trying to drive with her boobs in the way` one and the `can`t tell if it`s a man or woman` made me lmao
the michelin one and the last one made me die a little =\
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Female 1,516
Ohhh!!! The last one is the worst... that has to be a tumor or something. It`s just not right. The car one is quite funny... that has to be photoshopped.
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Male 4,793
brb guys, need to throw up until i die.
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Female 9,572
Ew, Ew, and Ew.
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Female 4,197
omg the lady trying to drive with her bewbs in her face xD

and the last one with her gut hanging out the bottom of her dress is just utterly... wrong

i wonder how many people on here are turned on by that??

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Male 886
At least that one woman was working out.
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Male 4,867
that last one was gross!
so many fatties...
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Female 583
The stomach from under the dress thing sort of freaked me out.
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Female 486
13. You have to wear a sock on each toe.
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Male 4,012
Ugh, those are creepy.

And really, the stupid thing is 95% (rough educated guess?) of morbid obesity is completely preventable, and once happened, is fixable.

Necks wider than heads are scary, especially how common it is.

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Female 668
that last one was...oh man you shouldn`t be able to see a person`s bellybutton there.
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Male 2
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