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Date: 12/21/08 06:26 PM

70 Responses to You Have To Do WHAT To Reproduce?

  1. Profile photo of Nic_Gaybot
    Nic_Gaybot Female 18-29
    230 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    Link: You Have To Do WHAT To Reproduce? - The really sad life of the angler fish. Be happy you`re not this guy.
  2. Profile photo of Alexcools
    Alexcools Male 13-17
    180 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    wow
  3. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    =[
    ew
  4. Profile photo of Jadesy
    Jadesy Female 18-29
    154 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    ..Love at first Bi- *hit with brick*

    No seriously though, that`s...oddly interesting o_o To me at least >_>;

  5. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 7:52 pm
    Seems like a dream to the lazy.
  6. Profile photo of MeMcMo
    MeMcMo Female 18-29
    91 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    Huh... well, that kinda makes me rethink some of my past relationships.
  7. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    damn this laptop that doesnt have sound...
    can someone inform me about what happened in this vid? LOL. cuz i wuz lost! loll
  8. Profile photo of DannyDanko
    DannyDanko Male 13-17
    254 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    aaand this is different from human relationships how?
  9. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
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    December 21, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    I find that super cool...though I`m glad I`m not an angler fish.

  10. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    Oh my god, that`s disgusting.
  11. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    Now that`s what I call a blow job.
  12. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    aaand this is different from human relationships how?

    lol.

    maceizballin - the male has to bite onto the female fishes gut and stay there for the rest of its life, they fuse together. the females blood is circulated into male to nourish it, and the male whacks off in the chick every now and then...wtf did i just call a fish a chick?

  13. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    ....wait, did I miss something, or is this just not as gross as I would have guessed from reading the comments?
  14. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    So the male angler fish`s entire purpose after getting attached to the female is to provide her with continuous supply of sperm, while all his freedom is taken away from him permanently.

    Sounds familiar.

  15. Profile photo of Piratesfan
    Piratesfan Female 40-49
    244 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    Ewwwwww, ewwwwww, ewwwwww !!!!!!!! ``pukes all over the keyboard`` !!!!
  16. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    Dude, just be glad you`re not a bee...

    The male bee actually has to EXPLODE, killing himself in the process, to shoot his penis and testicle`s into the queen.

    Literally, male bees are just flying genitalia, and they only get to blow one load...

  17. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    BTW, when you think about it... All the male angler fish has to do is whack off every so often. Sounds like a pretty sweet gig to me.
  18. Profile photo of KnightRockr
    KnightRockr Male 18-29
    167 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    wow... and I thought I was a loser... haha
  19. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    hahaha...pabasa`s comment wins the cookie for best of the night...hahaha
  20. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 9:37 pm
    and what if she doesnt like him? or what if another male atatches? is she cheating on him then?
  21. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 9:54 pm
    Pabasa
    Male, 18-29, Asia

    "So the male angler fish`s entire purpose after getting attached to the female is to provide her with continuous supply of sperm, while all his freedom is taken away from him permanently.

    Sounds familiar."

    LOL, nice

  22. Profile photo of Morlaboborla
    Morlaboborla Female 13-17
    29 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    I wish the sea actually made noises like that...
  23. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    aw cute little fishies
  24. Profile photo of mylovedied
    mylovedied Female 18-29
    153 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    VVV --- You`re evil. I looked at the video thinking it was about cute fish. Giant fangs =/= cute.
  25. Profile photo of Eddy23
    Eddy23 Male 18-29
    459 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 11:05 pm
    I bet the divorce rate is low though!
  26. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 12:29 am
    i dunno what you guys are whining about, that was really interesting..
    and lol at what pabasa said xD
  27. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 12:40 am
    He`s just a sperm factory.

    Huh.

  28. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 12:45 am
    Wait so he just gets to chill there and donate some sperm every once in a while? Sign me up!
  29. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 12:51 am
    I`m not sure whether to pity them or be jealous.
  30. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 1:00 am
    Wait, he`s the dad of the Dugger family. But less effort.
  31. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 2:13 am
    Thats nothing compared to what the Tasmanian Devil has to go through. The male gives birth to the offspring through his *ahem*, the chance of it splitting is a guarantee. Think about that for a second male I-a-b users, then sqirm uncomfortably.
  32. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 2:23 am
    aww its so cute (lol)
  33. Profile photo of pighumper
    pighumper Male 30-39
    338 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 2:30 am
    reminds me of my ex wife and my wallet.
  34. Profile photo of pantelisk
    pantelisk Male 13-17
    112 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 2:31 am
    But Like If He`s That Small And Useless Why Isn`t He Eaten By Other Animals
  35. Profile photo of drogue
    drogue Male 40-49
    231 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 2:47 am
    @Pantelisk: He`s not useless, he`s making baby female Anglerfishes that will destroy predators for future generations.
  36. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 2:50 am
    wow... so new meaning on "Forever have and to hold"... to have and to latch onto and pump with seamen...
  37. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 4:28 am
    "Monday, December 22, 2008 2:31:04 AM
    But Like If He`s That Small And Useless Why Isn`t He Eaten By Other Animals"

    pfft, maybe your small and usless to the massive aliens that are controlling our planet, eh?...

    >.>
    <.<

  38. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 4:31 am
    "Monday, December 22, 2008 2:13:19 AM
    Thats nothing compared to what the Tasmanian Devil has to go through. The male gives birth to the offspring through his *ahem*, the chance of it splitting is a guarantee. Think about that for a second male I-a-b users, then sqirm uncomfortably."

    LOL.. no, the female gives birth to the offspring.. o.O

  39. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 4:35 am
    i-am-emo
    Thats nothing compared to what the Tasmanian Devil has to go through. The male gives birth to the offspring through his *ahem*, the chance of it splitting is a guarantee. Think about that for a second male I-a-b users, then squirm uncomfortably.
    __________________________________________________________

    I-am-emo? Should be i-am-uninformed.

    I mean.. where exactly did you learn that from?

  40. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 4:42 am
    A parasitic relationship with the illusion of nuetral benefit. sounds like every other relationship i know.
  41. Profile photo of Rizel
    Rizel Male 18-29
    213 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 4:44 am
    But But...but Wiki said it was true! </sarcasm>
  42. Profile photo of thecoolest
    thecoolest Male 13-17
    35 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 5:04 am
    Thats why me and my dad use lubricant
  43. Profile photo of mushie_mush
    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 6:12 am
    VVV eeeeeww. incest much?
  44. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 8:09 am
    How is it incest exactly? =/ And Ew. `Yeah just bite me here then you can be my personal spermsock forever. How does that sound?`
  45. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 8:22 am
    "I-am-emo? Should be i-am-uninformed.

    I mean.. where exactly did you learn that from? "

    I thought I heard it from a documentary or something, I wasnt really paying attention. Maybe my mind inadvertantly made it more interesting as a kind of boredom prevention system... although why it came up with splitting penises I`ll never understand.

  46. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 8:36 am
    Ah, youre right, I was misinformed. Although not neccesarily wrong. I was talking about the hyena, not the tasmanian devil, and it is, in fact the female that gives birth, but due to a massive surge of hormones her clitoris expands, protruding seven inches from her body. The birthing experience is described as like "giving birth through a penis". Unfortunanlty, splitting is still guaratneed.
    So there Lauraly. Should be, Lau-you-were-wrong-and-I-was-actually-right-kinda-aly.

    Oh and, you do NOT want to know what I googled to find that.

  47. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 8:39 am
    deleteallhistorydeleteallhistorydeleteallhistorydeleteallhistorydeleteallhistory
    I keep scrubbing but... the dirt just wont come off
  48. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 8:46 am
    hah
    a puny male.
  49. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    another vid to make me regret having internet... disgusting
  50. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    666 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    Damnit! I thought this was going to be really gross. Ah well. I think that`s pretty cool how they attatch themselves to their partners.
  51. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    That`s kinda sucky. Haha.
  52. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    if anything, it makes identifying sluts and whores easily.
  53. Profile photo of whatajoke
    whatajoke Female 13-17
    9 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    "if anything, it makes identifying sluts and whores easily."

    ahahahahahaha

  54. Profile photo of Armanith
    Armanith Female 18-29
    354 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 7:02 pm
    Thank goodness I`m not an angler fish...
  55. Profile photo of hamalek
    hamalek Male 13-17
    36 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    That has to be the ugliest damn thing i`ve ever seen.
  56. Profile photo of ballaerina
    ballaerina Female 18-29
    590 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 11:13 pm
    Underwater things are so f-ing creepy.
  57. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 12:51 am
    that`s not THAT bad to be a guy, pretty much she provides all the beer you want, you provide all the sperm she needs. meh. it`s like when a guy marries that ugly but loaded whore.
  58. Profile photo of davisfyke
    davisfyke Male 13-17
    49 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 7:20 am
    nature is full of weird poo
  59. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 8:26 am
    already seen and read about this.

    freaky stuff, man

  60. Profile photo of 1500
    1500 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    *shudder*
    dats wierd.glad im not a fish.
  61. Profile photo of demonbunny
    demonbunny Male 13-17
    164 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    *shudder*

    sounds like marriage...

  62. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    waaaaaaait a second, so the guy just hangs on and gets all his needs provided and all he has to "give back" is his sperm? dang, even i would go for that... if it wernt for the lady :S

    Deep sea freaks me out. how would it be to be down there, unable to see anything, unable to sense where the bottom is and where land it. knowing that within the next 30 sec that you can hold your breath, something will might attack you, beliving your food. ofc if the pressure gets you first, no prob.

  63. Profile photo of Courtney158
    Courtney158 Female 13-17
    125 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    I feel the same way :/
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  64. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    Angelrfish are pretty neat. Thre darkness od the ocean relly scares me though. I don`t even like swimming in deep water because the thought of what is down there scares me. But at thesame time it`s so beautiful and mysterious.
  65. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    i want to shoot that thing, with a VERY big gun, OVER and OVER again...
  66. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    what sad life? continual sex!
  67. Profile photo of sup_dawg444
    sup_dawg444 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    That`s pretty much every guy`s nightmare.
    To be permanently attached to your woman...
    *shivers*
  68. Profile photo of Adoras
    Adoras Male 18-29
    265 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    id hit that
  69. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    Umm.....that sounds exactly like marriage to me. The woman drags the man around doing whatever the hell she wants, and gets a lifetime supply of sperm. Yep, that`s marriage.
  70. Profile photo of french88
    french88 Female 18-29
    98 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 11:17 am
    I`m a woman but I don`t think I could ever live with my husband attached to my belly making me continually getting pregnant. Yow!

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