You Have To Do WHAT To Reproduce?

Submitted by: Nic_Gaybot 8 years ago Science

The really sad life of the angler fish. Be happy you"re not this guy.
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Female 98
I`m a woman but I don`t think I could ever live with my husband attached to my belly making me continually getting pregnant. Yow!
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Male 11,740
Umm.....that sounds exactly like marriage to me. The woman drags the man around doing whatever the hell she wants, and gets a lifetime supply of sperm. Yep, that`s marriage.
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Male 265
id hit that
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Male 210
That`s pretty much every guy`s nightmare.
To be permanently attached to your woman...
*shivers*
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Male 1,361
i want to shoot that thing, with a VERY big gun, OVER and OVER again...
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Female 4,376
Angelrfish are pretty neat. Thre darkness od the ocean relly scares me though. I don`t even like swimming in deep water because the thought of what is down there scares me. But at thesame time it`s so beautiful and mysterious.
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Female 125
I feel the same way :/
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Male 3,619
waaaaaaait a second, so the guy just hangs on and gets all his needs provided and all he has to "give back" is his sperm? dang, even i would go for that... if it wernt for the lady :S

Deep sea freaks me out. how would it be to be down there, unable to see anything, unable to sense where the bottom is and where land it. knowing that within the next 30 sec that you can hold your breath, something will might attack you, beliving your food. ofc if the pressure gets you first, no prob.

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Male 164
*shudder*

sounds like marriage...

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Male 27
*shudder*
dats wierd.glad im not a fish.
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Male 2,788
already seen and read about this.

freaky stuff, man

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Male 49
nature is full of weird poo
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Male 1,204
that`s not THAT bad to be a guy, pretty much she provides all the beer you want, you provide all the sperm she needs. meh. it`s like when a guy marries that ugly but loaded whore.
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Female 590
Underwater things are so f-ing creepy.
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Male 36
That has to be the ugliest damn thing i`ve ever seen.
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Female 354
Thank goodness I`m not an angler fish...
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Female 9
"if anything, it makes identifying sluts and whores easily."

ahahahahahaha

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Male 336
if anything, it makes identifying sluts and whores easily.
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Female 2,064
That`s kinda sucky. Haha.
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Female 665
Damnit! I thought this was going to be really gross. Ah well. I think that`s pretty cool how they attatch themselves to their partners.
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Female 385
another vid to make me regret having internet... disgusting
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Female 943
hah
a puny male.
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Female 1,264
deleteallhistorydeleteallhistorydeleteallhistorydeleteallhistorydeleteallhistory
I keep scrubbing but... the dirt just wont come off
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Female 1,264
Ah, youre right, I was misinformed. Although not neccesarily wrong. I was talking about the hyena, not the tasmanian devil, and it is, in fact the female that gives birth, but due to a massive surge of hormones her clitoris expands, protruding seven inches from her body. The birthing experience is described as like "giving birth through a penis". Unfortunanlty, splitting is still guaratneed.
So there Lauraly. Should be, Lau-you-were-wrong-and-I-was-actually-right-kinda-aly.

Oh and, you do NOT want to know what I googled to find that.

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Female 1,264
"I-am-emo? Should be i-am-uninformed.

I mean.. where exactly did you learn that from? "

I thought I heard it from a documentary or something, I wasnt really paying attention. Maybe my mind inadvertantly made it more interesting as a kind of boredom prevention system... although why it came up with splitting penises I`ll never understand.

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Female 390
How is it incest exactly? =/ And Ew. `Yeah just bite me here then you can be my personal spermsock forever. How does that sound?`
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Female 2,249
VVV eeeeeww. incest much?
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Male 35
Thats why me and my dad use lubricant
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Male 213
But But...but Wiki said it was true! </sarcasm>
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Male 2,388
A parasitic relationship with the illusion of nuetral benefit. sounds like every other relationship i know.
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Female 2,258
i-am-emo
Thats nothing compared to what the Tasmanian Devil has to go through. The male gives birth to the offspring through his *ahem*, the chance of it splitting is a guarantee. Think about that for a second male I-a-b users, then squirm uncomfortably.
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I-am-emo? Should be i-am-uninformed.

I mean.. where exactly did you learn that from?

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Female 5,139
"Monday, December 22, 2008 2:13:19 AM
Thats nothing compared to what the Tasmanian Devil has to go through. The male gives birth to the offspring through his *ahem*, the chance of it splitting is a guarantee. Think about that for a second male I-a-b users, then sqirm uncomfortably."

LOL.. no, the female gives birth to the offspring.. o.O

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Female 5,139
"Monday, December 22, 2008 2:31:04 AM
But Like If He`s That Small And Useless Why Isn`t He Eaten By Other Animals"

pfft, maybe your small and usless to the massive aliens that are controlling our planet, eh?...

>.>
<.<

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Female 2,220
wow... so new meaning on "Forever have and to hold"... to have and to latch onto and pump with seamen...
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Male 231
@Pantelisk: He`s not useless, he`s making baby female Anglerfishes that will destroy predators for future generations.
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Male 112
But Like If He`s That Small And Useless Why Isn`t He Eaten By Other Animals
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Male 338
reminds me of my ex wife and my wallet.
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Female 2,027
aww its so cute (lol)
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Female 1,264
Thats nothing compared to what the Tasmanian Devil has to go through. The male gives birth to the offspring through his *ahem*, the chance of it splitting is a guarantee. Think about that for a second male I-a-b users, then sqirm uncomfortably.
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Female 15,763
Wait, he`s the dad of the Dugger family. But less effort.
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Male 777
I`m not sure whether to pity them or be jealous.
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Male 1,666
Wait so he just gets to chill there and donate some sperm every once in a while? Sign me up!
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Female 15,763
He`s just a sperm factory.

Huh.

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Female 5,139
i dunno what you guys are whining about, that was really interesting..
and lol at what pabasa said xD
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Male 458
I bet the divorce rate is low though!
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Female 153
VVV --- You`re evil. I looked at the video thinking it was about cute fish. Giant fangs =/= cute.
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Female 1,095
aw cute little fishies
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Female 29
I wish the sea actually made noises like that...
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Male 1,686
Pabasa
Male, 18-29, Asia

"So the male angler fish`s entire purpose after getting attached to the female is to provide her with continuous supply of sperm, while all his freedom is taken away from him permanently.

Sounds familiar."

LOL, nice

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Female 527
and what if she doesnt like him? or what if another male atatches? is she cheating on him then?
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Male 426
hahaha...pabasa`s comment wins the cookie for best of the night...hahaha
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Male 166
wow... and I thought I was a loser... haha
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Male 3,482
BTW, when you think about it... All the male angler fish has to do is whack off every so often. Sounds like a pretty sweet gig to me.
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Male 3,482
Dude, just be glad you`re not a bee...

The male bee actually has to EXPLODE, killing himself in the process, to shoot his penis and testicle`s into the queen.

Literally, male bees are just flying genitalia, and they only get to blow one load...

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Female 244
Ewwwwww, ewwwwww, ewwwwww !!!!!!!! ``pukes all over the keyboard`` !!!!
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Male 4,012
So the male angler fish`s entire purpose after getting attached to the female is to provide her with continuous supply of sperm, while all his freedom is taken away from him permanently.

Sounds familiar.

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Female 1,566
....wait, did I miss something, or is this just not as gross as I would have guessed from reading the comments?
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Male 4,793
aaand this is different from human relationships how?

lol.

maceizballin - the male has to bite onto the female fishes gut and stay there for the rest of its life, they fuse together. the females blood is circulated into male to nourish it, and the male whacks off in the chick every now and then...wtf did i just call a fish a chick?

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Male 3,014
Now that`s what I call a blow job.
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Female 917
Oh my god, that`s disgusting.
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Female 1,545
I find that super cool...though I`m glad I`m not an angler fish.

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Male 254
aaand this is different from human relationships how?
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Male 904
damn this laptop that doesnt have sound...
can someone inform me about what happened in this vid? LOL. cuz i wuz lost! loll
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Female 91
Huh... well, that kinda makes me rethink some of my past relationships.
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Male 9,306
Seems like a dream to the lazy.
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Female 154
..Love at first Bi- *hit with brick*

No seriously though, that`s...oddly interesting o_o To me at least >_>;

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Female 1,269
=[
ew
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Male 180
wow
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Female 230
Link: You Have To Do WHAT To Reproduce? [Rate Link] - The really sad life of the angler fish. Be happy you`re not this guy.
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