You Ain`t Got No Pancake Mix

Submitted by: Mtrxdejavu 8 years ago Funny

A college kid"s response to a group of evangelicals telling college students they"re all going to hell.
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Male 9
i gotta use that one
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Male 43
Priceless!
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Female 18
bahahahaha amen.
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Female 614
there is a fat guy in suspenders who comes to ASU when the seasons change, to tell us we are going to hell.
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Male 906
xD
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Male 906
maus needs to learn to spell religion
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Male 23
hahaha! pancake mix, you ain`t got none
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Female 2,044
this guy is awesome.
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Male 62
i don`t get it
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Male 88
And for the record I`m done in here.

T`was a hilarious video.

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Male 88
"what do you do?
save your friend? (Y/N)"

Make up a really scary scenario that you would have to have common sense to pick yes on and compare it to your form of "saving" people to give it logic.

I understand your point though. You are trying to save your friends or a random guy like myself in the internetz from whatever it is the bible says is going to happen us. Thanks but no thanks.

It`s somewhat rude because there are hundreds of religeons. The net is just like public with a diversity of people. It`s the entire world. There are more than one religeon. Heck maybe some guy in the middle of africa thinks when you die if you have been a bad person you go to the audience of Opera for eternity. I`m sure he`d want to save you too. If there were a couple hundred people that believe that very same thing and they hassled you every day at some point simply because they don`t want to see you end up on Opera you would start to get irritated because you believe other

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Male 3
"And so we know and rely on the love God has for us. God is love. Whoever lives in love lives in God, and God in him." 1 John 4:16

Yes, God is Love. Love is everything that is good and beautiful in this world. Love is a smile, to taking a bullet for a stranger.

Yes, Love is in the eye of the beholder, but if everyone saw life in the light of Love, the world would come into enlightenment.

Love is the only Truth in this world, all else is an illusion.

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Male 1,623
"God is Love"
Not.
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Male 54
imagine if there actually was pancake mix in the bible... the world would be a happier place with more pancakes...
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Female 349
That is the funniest thing I have ever seen! That is just a classic comeback line. Utter brilliance ^_^
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Male 1,497
the 2nd video shows how much of a douche she is.
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Male 512
I can see him being the founder of Jemimah`s Witnesses (if you watch Family Guy, you`ll get it).

Yall want some pancakes?

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Male 3
By the way, I am a devote Christian, I just saw what these people were saying as completely wrong. My faith is about Love, not hate.

So I refuted their non-sense, with my non-sense. "You aint got no pancake mix!" I told a friend I thought it would be funny it I did something random like that and acted all serious about it, and then I did. It lightened the mood in what was a very tense situation.

God has a sense of humor ya know. :)

God is Love.

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Male 3
Haha, that`s me. Someone found my youtube. Niccce. I`m glad other people appreciate my random sense of humor and find this funny. :)

Facebook me if you wanna, Korey Visser is my name.

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Male 451
i want some jesus christcakes
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Male 3,619
omg tripple-postorz.

Im not chering for the religius guys,m i was just answering you quiestion.

btw, the friend in the road might just be perfectly aware of what he`s doing, he might even be there because i like how the sun hits the road and not anywhere else...

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Male 3,619
I googled my way to:
this might be the source!!1!!!

"ShadowMaus
Why must every religious person insist, "YOU`LL BE SORRY!". Can`t you just smile and keep it to yourself?"

Well I guessthe only answer to that would be by givin an example.

if your pall has seated his ass in the middle of the highway, you go tell him

"Yo, you got to move or else your gonna get hit by a truck! if you move, you will live and you and I can go eat icecream". if you kept the fact that he`s gonna get hit by a car if he dont move to yourself, how can you live with yourself? can you realy say that its his own fault that he don`t know any better? you can help him by taking him out for ice-cream.

what do you do?:
save your friend? (Y/N)

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Male 3,619
"there ain`t no pancake mix in there! you`re deciving all these people!" duuude thats one prime thing to yell at the Religius dorks.

we don`t hate this kind of christianity in Norway, kind of wish we did, I would have something to make movies about :P

"Det er ingen pannekake blanding i den der! du juger til alle disse menneskene! slutt å lyv til alle disse menneskene!"

but the reason why i think its so funny is because i dont take english so seriusly, like an embaresing moment on an american movie isnt 25% as embaresing as one in my own language.

so maybe i wouldnt yell that at someone in my country.

but its still funny!

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Male 77
He is my new hero
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Female 665
"Hey honey! How was your day?"

"You will not believe all the rude, invasive idiots I came across today!"

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Female 223
That happened at Grand Valley, eh? Seems fitting, they are kind of the bible-belt of Michigan. I go to Central and we get all of those nutters too. There`s always a lot of protesting around these types of people.
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Male 194
What a great thing to yell at someone hahahaha
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Female 1
hahaha!! if u knew this guy, you would know he doesnt take religion as a joke. he just finds the fact that these people say everyone is going to hell ridiculous. he is a good friend, and has been since i was little. hehe
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Male 77
I still think this whole thing is stupid.

I`m not much of a fan of going outside and preaching. but what this person`s doing, just isn`t funny.

The thing Mtrxdejavu posted sounds f***ing hilarious, but this is just too random. There was, like, no thought put into ir.

But, whatever.

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Male 390
"This is horrible.
If somebody hands you the most valuable piece of information in the world that will, in fact, save your soul, you do not laugh it off. Religion is not a joke."
hahahaha your funny lkc1. now stop trolling or gtfo.
one of the best videos i`ve seen all year. with a little luck this`ll become a meme.
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Male 192
Imagine if she DID have pancake mix...
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Male 1,231
Ha ha ha I think everyone should do this when confronted by someone who lies constantly.
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Female 430
Was there something on the screen I missed that looked like pancake mix? Maybe then it would be funny...
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Male 360
Hmm i wonder if the bible tastes like pancakes....
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Male 742
Ikc,the noob room is over at Ebaums
kay?
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Female 1,231
His voice sounded familiar... was he in another video? Hm... Help me out on this one...
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Female 721
"This is horrible.
If somebody hands you the most valuable piece of information in the world that will, in fact, save your soul, you do not laugh it off. Religion is not a joke."

Walk right this way, ma`am. I think you missed the "exit the internet" door.

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Female 224
This is horrible.
If somebody hands you the most valuable piece of information in the world that will, in fact, save your soul, you do not laugh it off. Religion is not a joke.
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Male 13,624
Wha....!!! No pancake mix??? Booooooooo!!!!!!
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Female 58
ROFLMAO! That was brilliant!
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Female 713
I can haz pankayk micx?
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Female 5,139
She ain`t got no pancake mix!??!
f*ck this, im out.
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Male 3,482
Sorry for the double post, but I`m editing the last part of my last post. I sounded like a total non-nice individual.

I meant to say these PREACHING chumps that always try to force their beliefs on other people.

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Male 3,482
Biscoito:
"According to the bible, simply believing inn God will get you into heaven. Nothing you do can change that."

LOGIC = FAIL.

Satanists must admit to the existence of a God in order for there to be a Satan, but they aren`t going to heaven, now are they?

Wow... How can Christians expect to convert people when they make just as little sense as the athiests they battle with?

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Male 1,765
If you wanna preach the gospel, that`s fine. But if they say "no", it`s no. Don`t try to impose your believes over other people`s.

"Why must every religious person insist..."
Woah, back off. Generalization is a no-no.

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Male 88
I`d rather pay for a taxi than get hit by a bus, that`s for sure.
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Male 7,933
"And then it turns out there was no bus and you were wasting their time."

Or maybe you just dont spend enough time looking for the bus and are stuck paying for the taxi

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Male 88
"Everyone will be saying "leave us alone," and "Go home" and it`ll get more and more violent against those who try and share the gospel. Then all those people who said so will wonder why they didn`t listen when the end comes -

www.godandscience.org/answers " -LKJSlain

Actually, I say you ain`t got no pancake mix either...

Why must every religious person insist, "YOU`LL BE SORRY!". Can`t you just smile and keep it to yourself?

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Female 751
that`s a good one, but I do feel kinda bad for the preacher lady, I mean freedom of speech and all, and the right to just ignore them, it was rude... but effing hilarious!
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Male 142
If you think someone looks like they`re about to step in front of a bus, you warn them of the bus.

If you think someone is going to hell...

It`s perfectly consistent. "Well, I was thinking of warning him vs the bus, but then I figured I might be bothering him" is not.

In other news, people preach their views. It`s not a Christian trait. You just meet more Christians saying as they take up over 80% of the US.

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And then it turns out there was no bus and you were wasting their time.

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Female 31
"I think that`s at Grand Valley", yeah it was. And I`m glad to see that so many students saw through the preacher`s nonsense. They were downright terrible, and judged about 99% of people that passed by that they were going to hell.

One kid brought a tub of water, a sponge, and some bars of soap. He stripped down to a bathing suit shouting, "Come on, let`s wash off our sins!". And then he proceeded to take a pretend bath in front of him.

www.soul-winners.org

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Female 648
Everyone will be saying "leave us alone," and "Go home" and it`ll get more and more violent against those who try and share the gospel. Then all those people who said so will wonder why they didn`t listen when the end comes -

www.godandscience.org/answers

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Male 210
i hate people who proclaim that stuff in public. Nobody cares. its our personal lives. Plus, who wants to be in a religion with no pancake mix? Not I
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Female 665
I wish we could see what happenned next. Oh well!
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Male 295
Ignore what i said, i made no sense and am tired, sorry for the double post
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Male 295
Ugh, I hate evangilists, even if she wasn`t one, she`s still trying to convert all those people
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Male 196
Can we start a group of people like PETA to protect us from these bible thumpers. Leave us alone!
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Male 2,313
"According to the bible, simply believing inn God will get you into heaven. Nothing you do can change that."

No, it doesn`t.

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Male 3,014
"ha from now on YAGNPM is gonna be the auto-comeback... like "your mum" only funnier and more original XD"

Until everybody in the whole wide world starts saying it. Then it`ll be just as uncreative as "epic" or "fail" or "epic fail".

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Male 240
Amen to that right thar.
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Female 1,401
OMG BE MY BEST FRIEND!! i work in a cafe and we have PLENTY of pancake mix :)
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Male 410
While that was slightly funny, that guy is just as bad as the person bible thumping.
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Male 384
awesome. YAGNPM is my new response to stupidity!
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Female 1,653
ha from now on YAGNPM is gonna be the auto-comeback... like "your mum" only funnier and more original XD
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Male 486
YAGNPM!
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Male 2,388
and the pope said let there be morons and behold mormons. The morons being righteous pious christians who cant keep their belief to themselves what dicks
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Male 959
what I don`t get about evangelists is their cherry picking from their bible. What happened to `Judge not, lest ye be judged`?
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Male 12
Ha ha! I just love christians that try to save me! "PANCAKE MIX!",will be my response from now on!
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Male 1
This should definitely be a religion. I can just imagine the pancake day service. And so our lord said add 4 egg`s and beat into mix.
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Male 575
... I have pancake mix >.>
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I actually don`t but I sincerely wish I did, though I`m not sure what I would do with pancake mix while stuck in an Airport.
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Male 1,596
that`s the way to do it, battle their nonsense with something even more nonsensical. their brains are addled already.
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Male 1
I think that`s at Grand Valley
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Male 650
I hope he hits puberty soon. Still funny though. She was one ugly looking mofo
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Male 1
jimbobsthebe:
According to the bible, simply believing inn God will get you into heaven. Nothing you do can change that.

On the other hand, in Matthew 28, 19:"Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in[a] the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age.".
There is no reward for doing this, but we are asked to do it.
The manner in which one should do that could of course be the subject of debate.

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Female 119
That was absolutely enjoyable. He is my hero of the week.
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Male 4,547
Jimbob:
If you think someone looks like they`re about to step in front of a bus, you warn them of the bus.

If you think someone is going to hell...

It`s perfectly consistent. "Well, I was thinking of warning him vs the bus, but then I figured I might be bothering him" is not.

In other news, people preach their views. It`s not a Christian trait. You just meet more Christians saying as they take up over 80% of the US.

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Female 924
Brilliant, that`s the right way to react to religious fanatics. Don`t try to argue, they won`t listen anyways - instead make fun of them or be totally annoying.
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Male 639
I can completely understand the reasons for believing, but the reason for preaching?

Does it actually mention in the bible that preaching to other will insure your place in heaven? (this is actually a serious question if anyone knows)

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Male 162
brilliant!! drating christians
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Male 779
I`d probably convert for pancake mix.
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Female 1,496
Both very valid arguments. In fact he was winning.
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Male 20
Going to hell because you`re not worshiping the invisible man in the sky is as valid argument as "you ain`t got no pancake mix"

Or maybe i`m reading too much into it.

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Male 1,825
I think it has something to do with her deceitfully flabby boobies. Typical christian
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Female 61
I also have no idea what this is about.
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Male 27
Looks like somthing my friends would do
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Male 312
the way she holds up the bible in defense is hilarious, like shes protecting against vapmires!

i agree, this one has potential for great things.

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Male 338
I don`t understand.
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Male 228
I can`t wait for "You Ain`t Got No Pancake Re-Mix!!!"
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Female 104
That`s hilarious =o
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Female 721
I don`t think I`ve laughed that hard at a youtube video in a long time. That`s definitely a new meme.
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Male 178
im glad atheists are keepin` it real

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Male 29
just in time for new years
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Male 109
i hope to christ that this doesn`t end up being a new meme, its too `lol random xD *holds up spork* xD` to spread through the usual meme breeding grounds
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Male 541
I Have Pancake Mix!
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Male 772
This years "Don`t Tase me Bro!"
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Female 4,376
lol that was so random it was funny.
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Female 432
Weeeellllll....

There`s the 2009 internet meme.
I will soon expect those t-shirt ads on the side of the site to have "You ain`t go no pancake mix!" slogans all over them.

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Male 27
This is my school and I know that guy. Those people on campus are hilarious and I`m glad there gone
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Male 35
Let my pancakes go!
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Female 354
bahaha
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Female 187
brilliant. hows those nutbags gunna argue with that?
he he he
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Female 741
im gonna say that to ppl
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Male 486
This will be fun to randomly say to people.
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Male 2,440
I hope "You ain`t got no pancake mix" becomes an automatic response to evangelicals at colleges.

X D

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Female 156
that was the funniest thing ive ever seen
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Male 338
its true.
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Male 1,220
"Tee hee hee tee hee!"
Wow. The girls were more annoying than the lady.
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Male 36
You can`t even beat that argument. lol
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Male 330
indeed, she ain`t got no pancake mix.
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Male 1,765
What are you guys talking about!? Philosophy is useful studying more philosophy and for teaching philosophy.
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Male 889
rofl

does it work on jehovahs?

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Male 777
I`ve got pancake mix. Homemade, too.
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Male 524
Awesome, just, just awesome
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Male 309
he should have showed her this in her holy bible

"I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man." (1 Tim. 2:12-14)

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Male 1,598
This made my day.
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Male 9,306
Oh my god...we finally have the first ever effective weapon against the masses of these evangelical weirdos...and it was under our noses the whole time...

The wonderful idea of randomness...

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Male 309
he should have showed her this in her holy bible

"I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man." (1 Tim. 2:12-14)

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Male 31
I`d be pissed at that girl for shaking my hand. It threw him off his grove, he was making magic there was no way you he would recover after a goofy hand shake like that.
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Male 2,703
that was flat out retarded. I know these guys are annoying, but you can`t come out of no where with someone that stupid.

whats sad is it IS going to become an internet fad...

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Female 493
I think I have found my new catchphrase!
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Female 4,225
A Christian who sees through the fog? That’s cool

This was lolz

Philosophy...it`s pretty dumb. Look, I don’t mind if you’re philosophical but to have a degree in it? Nah...

You ain’t got no pancake mix!!

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Male 82
I love him.....i really love him.....hes just created the best line to randomly yell at someone...*Crys*... i love this place...
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Female 1,142
Another thing to shout at the Mormons and Jehovah recruiters before slamming the door in their faces.

Not... that I would do such a thing, of course...

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Male 30
lmao, me 2, the next time im in an annoying argue, ill begin to yell this xDDD
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Male 3,482
Opie, I agree.

I`m definitely gonna start yelling this at random people, lol...

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Female 15,763
Oh and Prime, a degree in philosophy can be a great starting place if a student wishes to go on and get a degree in a lot of other fields like law or business in graduate school.

Or you know, he could just be... doing what he likes.

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Female 1,134
omg that is so drating hilarious, that guy dose deserve an award, and he officially has become my hero.
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Female 15,763
Miro, I reeeeeally hope it becomes a meme.

I`m going to scream it at my friends just to speed up the process. :D

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Male 7,933
See... I went to his youtube profile.. I would have so much more respect for him if he wasnt a philosophy major. Seriously? what company is going to pay you to find out whether thats a rock or not?
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Male 19
3 free internets to him.
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Female 385
That... was freaking awesome. >D
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Male 254
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Female 2,064
:-D He`s my hero!
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Female 275
What I love is that if you look at this kid`s youtube profile, he`s obviously a devout Christian.

But he is smart enough to see through that nonsense and protest the public preaching.

Way to go, legitimate Christian kid.

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Female 2,120
I just want to hug him right now.
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Female 523
Oh my god.

that man deserves an award.

How about we give him the whole internet?

I hate evangelicals. Not only do they make me want to hang myself, but they ain`t got no pancake mix :(

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Male 928
I was registering people to vote, and I saw one of these asswholes on my campus, so I went up to him and asked him if he was registered to vote at his current address. It was a little funny. Not nearly as funny as this, though.
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Female 91
Those people are crazy nutbags to begin with. Good for you, random college dude. You rock!
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Female 4
All I can say is aaahahahahahaha
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Female 354
any bets as to how long it`ll be before that girl starts getting pancake mixs
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Male 285
I think this is a new meme.
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Male 254
i nearly died.
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Male 77
This better not become an internet meme.

It defiently doesn`t deserve it.

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Male 34
Holy crap that was funny
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Female 267
He had to be rolling.
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Male 1,220
point: college kid
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Female 31
Link: You Ain`t Got No Pancake Mix [Rate Link] - A college kid`s response to a group of evangelicals telling college students they`re all going to hell.
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