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Date: 12/10/08 09:07 PM

68 Responses to Vern Fonk Insurance Wishes You Merry Christmas

  1. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
    239 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    Link: Vern Fonk Insurance Wishes You Merry Christmas - Creepiest holiday commercial EVER!
  2. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    Is that satan? And he`s saying `happy holidays`? :o lol
  3. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    Not that creepy... just a little messed up.
  4. Profile photo of oddflame
    oddflame Male 18-29
    193 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    Very weird
  5. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 9:20 pm
    creeepers
  6. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 9:23 pm
    Wow, serial killers sell insurance on the side..makes sense, road trips.long hours and missed phone calls..why it`s the perfect cover.
  7. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    yeah, vern fonk has some very messeed up comercials. Shapoopy! Dance!... should watch the rest of them, they`re funny in an odd way.
  8. Profile photo of Sajo
    Sajo Male 18-29
    436 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 9:40 pm
    Wow. I.. Uh... Wow...

    With kids there too... hmm...

    Yeah...

  9. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 9:47 pm
    Wow. Weird indeed. I was going to say that the Buger King Shroom and Swiss Burger commercial(the one with the guys who are similar to Simon and Garfunkel) was creepier but this definitely beats it.
  10. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 9:48 pm
    How on earth is he not a single man?
  11. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 9:56 pm
    RAMADAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!!

    lol!

  12. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    Since when did Kane take to doing commercials?

    The Brotherhood of Nod must be hitting hard times in his bad economy...

  13. Profile photo of kittygreens
    kittygreens Female 18-29
    77 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 10:29 pm
    For some reason, he reminds me of Anton LaVey...o_O
  14. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 10:29 pm
    "How on earth is he not a single man?"
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    Christian chat rooms...
  15. Profile photo of melbymode
    melbymode Female 30-39
    9 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 10:33 pm
    Exactly what I thought kittygreens.
    Not sure if I want Satan as my insurance agent!!
  16. Profile photo of IntegVicious
    IntegVicious Female 18-29
    45 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    Wow...thats um...wow.
  17. Profile photo of Purey
    Purey Male 18-29
    453 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 11:17 pm
    poor children
  18. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 11:22 pm
    This is fake... right?
  19. Profile photo of SnToe
    SnToe Female 30-39
    104 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 11:31 pm
    That`s Anton LaVey reincarnated! Hail Santa!
  20. Profile photo of slipwax
    slipwax Male 18-29
    168 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 11:31 pm
    Not fake. This guy does a lot of screwed up adds. Most are just goofy but this IS really creepy.
  21. Profile photo of JMoney100
    JMoney100 Male 18-29
    312 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 12:04 am
    lmao at :16 the little girl and the lady are like: wtf?
  22. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 12:35 am
    This is a little bizarre.
  23. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 12:49 am
    "How on earth is he not a single man?"
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    Christian chat rooms...
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    LOL *speechless* As much as I hate to admit it, you are probably right >.<
  24. Profile photo of fleafly
    fleafly Male 18-29
    268 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 1:11 am
    haha, he`s in the seattle area I believe. I see his goofy commercials all the time. Honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!
  25. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 2:01 am
    Wow. That wasn`t right. He is obviously failing at making a funny commercial. So I`ll obviously fail at going to his place when looking for insurance.
  26. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 2:02 am
    Anybody else think he looks like Yellow Bastard from Sin City?


    God, that`s friggin` scary....

  27. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 2:29 am
    Make sure to click the you tube links to his other videos. They are full of all sorts of win. And by WIN I mean teach your grandmother to suck eggs.
  28. Profile photo of Pindragon
    Pindragon Male 18-29
    600 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 4:35 am
    ... I looked at some of his other comercials... Is he serious???
  29. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 5:24 am
    wow...at first i really just thought he was retarded.
  30. Profile photo of xAsylumx
    xAsylumx Male 18-29
    32 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 5:54 am
    wtf? well...hes not gonna get any customers
  31. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 7:07 am
    now i think i`ll have nightmares
  32. Profile photo of deanmalenko
    deanmalenko Male 18-29
    351 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 7:24 am
    his teeth are a bad example of dental insurance I guess
  33. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 7:25 am
    This advert can only be shown after 9 pm.
  34. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 7:27 am
    That guy is one of my favorite people ever. He`s been doing ads on Seattle area TV for at least 10 years.
  35. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 7:29 am
    Jesus Tap_Dancing Christ. Even God cringed watching that.
  36. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 7:36 am
    That guy put on his rape face for the commercial.
  37. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 8:06 am
    Remember to honk when you drive past Vern Fonk!
  38. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 8:07 am
    ...and his whole fonky family!
  39. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 8:20 am
    I`m still laughing at that one. Wow, whatever he was smoking....I want some of that. Not only was it totally freaking bizarre, he brought in the whole family to freak them out as well. They all had a WTF look on their faces. I feel sorry for the kids. His wife chose him, the kids just got stuck with him. Of course there`s a chance they`re as nutty as him.
  40. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 8:24 am
    They must die. They want to die. The embarrassment is so evident.
  41. Profile photo of gojamesgo
    gojamesgo Male 18-29
    107 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 8:36 am
    that`s here in seattle, we see creepiness from him all the time! "WTF?!" is the common reaction.
  42. Profile photo of DuHasstMich
    DuHasstMich Female 13-17
    119 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 9:30 am
    I live in the Puget Sound area as well, but criminy, I ain`t seen that commercial. He sounds high as a bloody kite.
  43. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 10:49 am
    The one little girl by him has this look on her face like "Get me away from daddy. He`s gone completely insane."
    XD
  44. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 11:01 am
    Ramadan was in September...
  45. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 11:31 am
    Did he not watch that? Maybe he didn`t have enough money for a second take.
  46. Profile photo of DallasGirl
    DallasGirl Female 30-39
    57 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 2:53 pm
    He needs to file an insurance claim to have his teeth fixed.
  47. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    ...

    I need to go take a shower now.

    Ew.

  48. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    I thought, may be fake... nope. went to his website.
  49. Profile photo of tamitha
    tamitha Female 13-17
    52 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    i`m sick of this guy.
    he creeps me out and i see him all the time on tv.
  50. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    Wow I`m going to have nightmares now. :-9
  51. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    Yea, it works
  52. Profile photo of WhenIsLunch
    WhenIsLunch Male 18-29
    460 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    ummmm k? is he on the drugs
  53. Profile photo of Deepeyes
    Deepeyes Male 18-29
    151 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    He sort of looks like Kane from Command and Conquer.... hmmm... and the related videos are just as screwed up as well.
  54. Profile photo of tricia1342
    tricia1342 Female 30-39
    123 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    I used to live in Portland and we got his commercials there. His ads are absolutely crazy, but I miss him! He made T.V. interesting. I`d NEVER buy insurance from him.

    My fave ad was the Disco Inferno one.
    Vern Baby Vern.

  55. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 8:15 pm
    Er...
    Words escape me.
  56. Profile photo of moneyman_13
    moneyman_13 Male 13-17
    1 post
    December 11, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    haha, live in seattle, and my parents actually use this insurance
  57. Profile photo of trashcan7
    trashcan7 Male 13-17
    564 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    I don`t understand what he said or what was going on.
  58. Profile photo of CrazyD101
    CrazyD101 Male 18-29
    131 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    Remember to Honk when you drive past Vern Fonk! Bet that seemed like a good idea at the time...
  59. Profile photo of grimshaw
    grimshaw Male 18-29
    14 posts
    December 12, 2008 at 11:27 am
    how about merry christmas from the NAZI FAMILY!
  60. Profile photo of sarahmiche
    sarahmiche Female 18-29
    122 posts
    December 12, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    Wow..
    I`m a tad afraid.
  61. Profile photo of CreamyLover
    CreamyLover Female 18-29
    84 posts
    December 12, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    wtf?
  62. Profile photo of awesomo
    awesomo Male 13-17
    245 posts
    December 12, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    "wtf?" more like FTW!!!!
  63. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    December 12, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    AHHHH!! AHHHH!! the goggles! They do nothing!! >_<
  64. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    December 12, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    I`m speechless in coming up with a related answer to what I just whitnessed...
  65. Profile photo of Mister_Dood
    Mister_Dood Male 18-29
    77 posts
    December 12, 2008 at 11:05 pm
    *cry* Vern Fonk is up here.
  66. Profile photo of 1-Up
    1-Up Male 13-17
    291 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 8:48 am
    Baldness contains win
  67. Profile photo of JGarland
    JGarland Male 18-29
    6 posts
    December 16, 2008 at 12:02 am
    yeh this guy works close by where i live, and ive actually met him once... he`s not half bad in person (off camera), once u get to know the guy. so yeah, creepy/ funny-ish on tv, but cool for real. anyway.... :-x
  68. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    December 18, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    WTF

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