Vern Fonk Insurance Wishes You Merry Christmas

Submitted by: PsychoSis11 8 years ago in Funny

Creepiest holiday commercial EVER!
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Male 2,553
WTF
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Male 6
yeh this guy works close by where i live, and ive actually met him once... he`s not half bad in person (off camera), once u get to know the guy. so yeah, creepy/ funny-ish on tv, but cool for real. anyway.... :-x
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Male 291
Baldness contains win
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Male 77
*cry* Vern Fonk is up here.
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Male 778
I`m speechless in coming up with a related answer to what I just whitnessed...
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Male 534
AHHHH!! AHHHH!! the goggles! They do nothing!! >_<
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Male 245
"wtf?" more like FTW!!!!
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Female 84
wtf?
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Female 122
Wow..
I`m a tad afraid.
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Male 14
how about merry christmas from the NAZI FAMILY!
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Male 130
Remember to Honk when you drive past Vern Fonk! Bet that seemed like a good idea at the time...
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Male 564
I don`t understand what he said or what was going on.
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Male 1
haha, live in seattle, and my parents actually use this insurance
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Female 1,186
Er...
Words escape me.
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Female 123
I used to live in Portland and we got his commercials there. His ads are absolutely crazy, but I miss him! He made T.V. interesting. I`d NEVER buy insurance from him.

My fave ad was the Disco Inferno one.
Vern Baby Vern.

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Male 151
He sort of looks like Kane from Command and Conquer.... hmmm... and the related videos are just as screwed up as well.
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Male 460
ummmm k? is he on the drugs
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Female 9,478
Yea, it works
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Female 9,478
Wow I`m going to have nightmares now. :-9
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Female 52
i`m sick of this guy.
he creeps me out and i see him all the time on tv.
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Male 502
I thought, may be fake... nope. went to his website.
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Female 15,763
...

I need to go take a shower now.

Ew.

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Female 57
He needs to file an insurance claim to have his teeth fixed.
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Male 1,036
Did he not watch that? Maybe he didn`t have enough money for a second take.
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Female 553
Ramadan was in September...
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Female 1,652
The one little girl by him has this look on her face like "Get me away from daddy. He`s gone completely insane."
XD
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Female 119
I live in the Puget Sound area as well, but criminy, I ain`t seen that commercial. He sounds high as a bloody kite.
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Male 107
that`s here in seattle, we see creepiness from him all the time! "WTF?!" is the common reaction.
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Male 9,306
They must die. They want to die. The embarrassment is so evident.
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Male 11,740
I`m still laughing at that one. Wow, whatever he was smoking....I want some of that. Not only was it totally freaking bizarre, he brought in the whole family to freak them out as well. They all had a WTF look on their faces. I feel sorry for the kids. His wife chose him, the kids just got stuck with him. Of course there`s a chance they`re as nutty as him.
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Male 741
...and his whole fonky family!
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Male 741
Remember to honk when you drive past Vern Fonk!
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Female 721
That guy put on his rape face for the commercial.
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Male 4,594
Jesus Tap_Dancing Christ. Even God cringed watching that.
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Male 1,002
That guy is one of my favorite people ever. He`s been doing ads on Seattle area TV for at least 10 years.
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Male 1,718
This advert can only be shown after 9 pm.
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Male 350
his teeth are a bad example of dental insurance I guess
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Female 587
now i think i`ll have nightmares
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Male 32
wtf? well...hes not gonna get any customers
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Male 4,793
wow...at first i really just thought he was retarded.
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Male 600
... I looked at some of his other comercials... Is he serious???
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Female 1,496
Make sure to click the you tube links to his other videos. They are full of all sorts of win. And by WIN I mean teach your grandmother to suck eggs.
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Male 967
Anybody else think he looks like Yellow Bastard from Sin City?


God, that`s friggin` scary....

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Male 779
Wow. That wasn`t right. He is obviously failing at making a funny commercial. So I`ll obviously fail at going to his place when looking for insurance.
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Male 268
haha, he`s in the seattle area I believe. I see his goofy commercials all the time. Honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!
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Female 723
"How on earth is he not a single man?"
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LOL *speechless* As much as I hate to admit it, you are probably right >.<
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Female 1,963
This is a little bizarre.
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Male 312
lmao at :16 the little girl and the lady are like: wtf?
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Male 168
Not fake. This guy does a lot of screwed up adds. Most are just goofy but this IS really creepy.
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Female 104
That`s Anton LaVey reincarnated! Hail Santa!
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Female 1,516
This is fake... right?
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Male 453
poor children
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Female 45
Wow...thats um...wow.
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Female 9
Exactly what I thought kittygreens.
Not sure if I want Satan as my insurance agent!!
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Male 2,582
"How on earth is he not a single man?"
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Female 77
For some reason, he reminds me of Anton LaVey...o_O
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Male 3,301
Since when did Kane take to doing commercials?

The Brotherhood of Nod must be hitting hard times in his bad economy...

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Female 1,545
RAMADAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!!

lol!

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Female 723
How on earth is he not a single man?
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Male 868
Wow. Weird indeed. I was going to say that the Buger King Shroom and Swiss Burger commercial(the one with the guys who are similar to Simon and Garfunkel) was creepier but this definitely beats it.
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Male 436
Wow. I.. Uh... Wow...

With kids there too... hmm...

Yeah...

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Male 372
yeah, vern fonk has some very messeed up comercials. Shapoopy! Dance!... should watch the rest of them, they`re funny in an odd way.
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Male 1,365
Wow, serial killers sell insurance on the side..makes sense, road trips.long hours and missed phone calls..why it`s the perfect cover.
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Male 2,076
creeepers
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Male 193
Very weird
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Female 635
Not that creepy... just a little messed up.
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Male 2,125
Is that satan? And he`s saying `happy holidays`? :o lol
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Female 239
Link: Vern Fonk Insurance Wishes You Merry Christmas [Rate Link] - Creepiest holiday commercial EVER!
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