Twenty Points For The Old Lady

Submitted by: trp712 8 years ago in Funny

Running old people over on the road equals 20 points. Kidding, it"s a parody--no old people were injured.
There are 25 comments:
Male 2,553
hey i want to se more of taht.
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Male 265
ianbeany: Thanks for the link. Been a long time since I`d seen that. Tho I still say 100 points is toomuch for something so easy to hit.
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Female 6
Hahaha, I always say stuff liek this while driving. This made me laugh.
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Female 283
It`s triple points if you can hit someone, stop quickly enough for them to fly forward faster than the car (thus landing in front of you instead of being tossed around/over/under the vehicle), and then run them over again.
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Female 15,763
Haha, whenever someone driving a car I`m in stops at a traffic light I always say, "QUICK, THE ONE IN BLUE, 50 POINTS!"
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Male 205
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Male 265
Why would you score old people for 100 points? Where`s the challenge? They can`t dodge. They`re too easy to hit. Where I`m from, we don`t score them that much. The younger and more agile (ie: the less chance you have of successfully hitting them) the more points they are worth.
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Male 205
Tay-Dor, you need to learn the scoring system (and so does this bloke on here), everone knows it`s 100 points for old people (any sex), 70 points for an under 12, 40 for a teenager and women are worth 10 more than men
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Male 9,306
HAH! XD
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Male 575
lol
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Male 4,867
lol that was funny as hell
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Male 10,440
hahahaha. Nice.
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Male 600
I am with pmarren... That is just hillarious in the sickest way possible.
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Male 30
Ahaha I love Pulp Sport!!
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Male 3,322
Where are the bonus points if she doesn`t let go of the walker?
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Male 265
Join the club, pmarren. Heck, I remember my mother joking about this when I was a kid. Old people were never worth as much, they weren`t able to get out of the way. Now a bicyclist was worth way more. They`re more agile and have a chance of getting away, so you might miss them.

Yup...thought about it too much.

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Male 4,594
For some reason I couldn`t stop laughing.

I`m a sick bastard.

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Male 16
Short and sweet. More funny videos should be this quick.
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Female 1,070
AHAHAHAH

holy crap xD

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Male 41
not really a parody but whatevs
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Male 220
Grandma never even saw it coming...
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Female 128
LOL it made me laugh
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Male 882
i had a chuckle
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Female 1,496
Let me be the first to say, LAME!
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Male 2,238
Link: Twenty Points For The Old Lady [Rate Link] - Running old people over on the road equals 20 points. Kidding, it`s a parody--no old people were injured.
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