The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 25    Average: 2.9/5]
42 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 4486
Rating: 2.9
Category: Weird
Date: 12/25/08 12:14 PM

42 Responses to Twas The Night Before Christmas

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 11:56 pm
    Link: Twas The Night Before Christmas - Read by Tay Zonday. You know Tay from Chocolate Rain. First he was funny. Then sad. Now he`s just pedo-creepy.
  2. Profile photo of reDonkulous
    reDonkulous Male 18-29
    210 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    wow........ is he going to rape me?
  3. Profile photo of ballaerina
    ballaerina Female 18-29
    590 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    He should be a voice actor.
  4. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    His voice does not match him
  5. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    ladies and gentlemen: the new voice over guy.
  6. Profile photo of Loving
    Loving Female 18-29
    53 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    It would be better if his voice weren`t so raspy.
  7. Profile photo of froggy5890
    froggy5890 Female 18-29
    44 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    Donder and Blixam? What the heck is a Donder And Blixam? Man. This guy is...man. Blixam. Really. Really? Really.
  8. Profile photo of meganfallen
    meganfallen Female 18-29
    195 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    yea...I as a 22 year old am scared...and this is for children?
  9. Profile photo of SpankyJake
    SpankyJake Male 18-29
    101 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    his mouth...moves way to much
  10. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    lol donder and blixam
  11. Profile photo of Jizzms
    Jizzms Male 18-29
    11 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    "froggy5890
    Donder and Blixam? What the heck is a Donder And Blixam? Man. This guy is...man. Blixam. Really. Really? Really."

    Dunder and Blixem are the names of two of the reindeer you tit :-P

  12. Profile photo of 108120325
    108120325 Male 18-29
    1 post
    December 25, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    NO drat head its donner and blitzen!
  13. Profile photo of justjason44
    justjason44 Male 30-39
    97 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    Yeah.. someone needs to inform this moron his 15 minutes are far FAR over used.
  14. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    RoFlCoPtEr

    This guy`s a joke.

    If he knew that, then I`d pat him on the back and say he`s funny, but he actually takes this crap seriously and thinks people love him.

    So I hate him.

  15. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    He doesn`t back up so that we don`t hear him breathe anymore? Well, there goes his gimmick.
  16. Profile photo of Quillage
    Quillage Male 18-29
    8 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    He sounds like the narrator in Dr. Seuss How the Grinch stole Christmas... Any second I`m waiting for `you`re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.`
  17. Profile photo of Rabiah
    Rabiah Female 18-29
    51 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    jesus freaking christ.. does he not know how to read? Its like there is no punctuation or feeling behind it... Someone like make this guy mute... his voice is at the point where its damn annoying
  18. Profile photo of GlassTrinket
    GlassTrinket Female 13-17
    110 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 4:16 pm
    ._______.
  19. Profile photo of zoneking
    zoneking Male 30-39
    106 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    What is a donder? And what in the holy sweet Jeebus is a Blixam? Those must be two replacements for Donner and Blitzen... either that or I`ve always said them incorrectly LOL
  20. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    Wow, just wow.

    I hope this was for humor value because if it was actually supposed to be a legitimate attempt at reading the Night Before Christmas it was extremely poor. He has no inflection in his voice whatsoever. It`s just creepy, I`m fairly certain he would give children nightmares.

  21. Profile photo of mnwild10fan
    mnwild10fan Female 40-49
    18 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    Is this boy`s 15 minutes of fame not over yet??
  22. Profile photo of PreoSmo
    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    Yes MnWild: He just hasn`t realised it yet.
  23. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    LOL. Donder, Blixam. Fail.
  24. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    Stop posting crap.
  25. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    ....... Overhyped internet phenomenon for the loss
  26. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    cant he just be happy with his million dollars?
  27. Profile photo of BirdOfHermes
    BirdOfHermes Male 13-17
    294 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 10:06 pm
    he may just be an internet phenomenon, but he does have a great voice.
  28. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 10:10 pm
    Dunder and Blixem were the reindeer`s original names.

    Wiki

    Doesn`t make Tay`s interpretation any less frightening, though.

  29. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 10:35 pm
    Why doesn`t he move away from the mic to breathe in?
  30. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    December 26, 2008 at 12:33 am
    I made it to 19 seconds, his facial expressions are to irritating.
  31. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    December 26, 2008 at 2:52 am
    oh dear..
    i don`t have any words.
    |:
  32. Profile photo of muhtalikuh
    muhtalikuh Male 18-29
    241 posts
    December 26, 2008 at 7:06 am
    can`t....look.....away.....X-(
  33. Profile photo of spacetiger
    spacetiger Female 18-29
    186 posts
    December 26, 2008 at 8:51 am
    HAHA! my 5 year old daughter was sitting next to me when I started to watch this she said and I quote "man, that`s creepy."
  34. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    December 26, 2008 at 11:27 am
    -Dunder and Blixem were the reindeer`s original names.

    Wiki-

    ha.
    kinda makes all you guys who ripped him for it look like d-bags.

  35. Profile photo of Hermanoid
    Hermanoid Male 30-39
    43 posts
    December 26, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    I guess he doesn`t turn from the mic to breathe any more.
  36. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1517 posts
    December 26, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    His voice is better suited to record an E.A. Poe audiobook.
  37. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 1:23 am
    That kid is like a 50 year old trapped in a 12 year old`s body.

    What.

    The f*ck.

  38. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 2:18 am
    That dude`s disturbing.
  39. Profile photo of MillyTheKidd
    MillyTheKidd Female 13-17
    86 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    pffff makes a good film advert overvoice guy
  40. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    December 28, 2008 at 11:37 am
    I just sh*t my pants!

    BTW- Did he say Donder and Blixem?

  41. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    December 28, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    Wadda F*ck?
  42. Profile photo of Resuran
    Resuran Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 2:20 am
    This is the scariest f*cking thing ever

Leave a Reply