`Twas the Night Before Christmas: I-A-B Style...

Submitted by: Lionhart2 8 years ago in Funny
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Merry Christmas everyone. Sincerely, have a great holiday, from the I-A-B crew. Man-hugs all round. Hell, Open Forum too
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Male 8,300
> HOLYCRAP1234
> SOMEONE MAKE A POEM WHOLLY AND COMPLETELY ABOUT ME

Geez HolySh... crap, help me out a bit here! Go fill in some of the details on your profile page like state, marital, religion, movies, etc. I can`t work with nothing! Right now it would read:

There was a young man called HolyCrap
Who wanted a poem cause he hated rap
His reputation for lewdism
He blamed on his nudism
But apart from that he was an alright chap

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Male 21,000
Great poem, thanks, Lionhart.

Hope everyone had a great Christmas and got everything they wanted. I`m still waiting for my Vespa.

Closed Forum until the next one. New Years Eve?

While you`re waiting, check out the I-A-B Chat Room.

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Female 4,197
im late cause chrissy is chaotic here (not to mention a day early) but merry christmas and i loved the poem xD
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Female 1,269
awwww that made me smile!
lol
idk why
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Female 187
I was on IAB 3 times on xmas day, and I cooked xmas dinner, so there is just no excuse! bunch of slack bastards...
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Female 1,441
My Christmas is over as it`s 12:03 AM here. How did everyone spend the day?
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Male 1,468
D: Still no mention of me...
SOMEONE MAKE A POEM WHOLLY AND COMPLETELY ABOUT ME.
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Male 1
not for long...

haha merry christmas everyone!

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Female 706
Well. This IS Christmas. Not everyone spends Christmas on the internet, much less IAB.
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Male 564
What?? Last comment was over a half-hour ago??
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Male 564
Woohoo!
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Male 701
Not really much of an open forum, eh? :P
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Male 818
Very nice
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Male 1,361
Merry Christmas I-A-B keep rockin those socks!
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Male 2,313
Who doesn`t?
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Male 1,140
hey come on man, i like boobies too
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Male 2,313
So trp, I see you like boobies.
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Male 2,313
Hopefully this thing will pick up tomorrow night.
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Male 2,238
merry xmas every1.

who was terd?

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Female 2,044
this is sorta sad, the OF FAILED TERRIBLY.
D:
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Male 2,028
This Open Forum was sloooooww...
I can still see my comments on this page from this morning! D:
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Male 2,313
Only 112 comments on an OF? What is happening....
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Female 2,289
I am not reading alll of that. .. but Merry Christmas and Happy New year!
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Female 4,225
Pelos made that?

T’was amazing and filled with; iulz

In PA as it happens, will be back in the new year

So for now I say: Merry Chromes, Happy holidays, and may your days be rid of boredom.

Tootles for now

Also, the demise of the OF dismays me

But then, I see my IAB pals are here

:D

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Female 4,376
MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYSS
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Female 2,044
oh, and btw, this poem was awesome, and pel`s was also<3
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Female 2,044
mickey, you just completely changed my view on santa.
thanks a lot.
XD just kidding.
happy holidays to you, too<3
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Male 625
no i got what i wanted.....

but hes practically breaking and entering......his rosy cheeks means hes drunk......and hes only coming to our house to see if you have anything good to steal,and if you do, he`ll come back later and steal it all!

plus how does he know when you`re sleeping...thats just creepy :)


in all seriousness HAPPY HOLIDAYS :)

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Female 2,044
why, mickey?
didn`t get what you wanted?
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Male 625
SANTA IS EVIL!
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Female 2,044
lol, gee thanks nerd.
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Male 5,970
That you do red
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Female 2,044
oh, how i love christmas.
i`m finally on a computer, lol.
hope everyone`s christmas is joyous and full of wonderful moments<3

(god i sound corny XD)

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Male 5,970
Hope everyone is having/had a very awesome christmas!
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Male 2,313
Seems I was right.
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Male 2,313
Merry Christmas all. Nice poem, Lionhart I assume?
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Female 1,231
Haha, that was awesome. :D Just glad that I wasn`t around for the midget pr0n. Yuck. >.>

Merry Christmaunnakwanzatidenalia! :D Haha, Firefox says that Christmaunnakwanzatidenalia isn`t a word. Silly Firefox. ^w^

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Male 360
ha ha midget pron.
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Female 2,044
Merry christmas, everyone <3
Hope you all have a wonderful holiday.
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Female 9,584
I stopped reading in the middle of this. Got to bored. :-?
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Male 544
This completes my Christmas.

Merry Christmas, y`all.

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Male 3,058
Merry Christmakwanramakkuh biatches!
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Male 764
merry christmas
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Male 2,028
Ah, those were nice poems. :-)
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Male 2,028
Oh hey, man-hugs? :-)
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Male 12,138
vv "faggots"

NoobDick, consider yourself banhammered. This wasn`t just a poem, it was a motherloving prophesy.

Merry Goddam Christmas.

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Male 285
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE? tell me what did we get?
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Male 234
did someone just make the account noobdick because of this
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Female 1,584
Merry Christmas! Enjoy your new gifts =D
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Male 773
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Male 1
merry christmas :)
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Male 295
Happy Yule everyone, although i liked peloos` better xD
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Female 1,297
Merry christmas everyone (:
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Male 924
merry christmas everyone, its 10:45 am here, but still, have a happy holiday
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Male 777
Woohoo! Christmas!
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Male 164
merry Christmas iab! Writing this on my new iPod touch! Oh meh gawd! Christmas!
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Female 2,220
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 435
Yawn.. Bored
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Female 1,070
so... there was a lot of talk of midget porn

...wot.

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Male 701
P.S.
Happy holidays everyone, g`night! :D
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Male 701
Nice poems, thanks I-A-B folks. :D
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Female 15,763
VVV Peloos`s poem.
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Female 15,763
AAAAAAARHG.

Sorry, Pel, I can`t get your amazing image to work. So here`s the poem:

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Female 1,427
EPIC win. <3

Happy Holidays from an Atheist. <3

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Male 167
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
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Male 562
Merry Christmas everyone!!
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Male 3,301
Epic.
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Female 2,044
Night<3
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Female 4,376
erection?
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Male 596
reborn
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Male 909
...ERECTION!
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Female 4,376
night red!
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Female 2,044
XD sorry kman. I`m majorly tired.

Goodnight, and happy holidays<3

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Female 2,044
Aaargh, I`m unusually tired. (Did I spell that right?)
I`ll be on tomorrow.
To anyone who is reading: hope you have a wonderful holiday <3
Goodnight everyone. :D
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Male 8,300
Baldrick: I`ve nearly finished the Christmas cards.
Blackadder: Oh, splendid! Let me see... "A Very Messy Christmas" I`m sorry, Mr Baldrick - shouldn`t that be merry?
Baldrick: A Merry Messy Christmas? All right, but the main thing is that it should be messy...
Blackadder: Yes... I fear, Mr Baldrick, that the only way you`re likely to get a big wet kiss at Christmas - or, indeed, any other time - is to make a pass at a toilet. However, be that as it may... a Merry Messy Christmas! "Christmas" as an H in it, Mr Baldrick.
Baldrick: Oh...
Blackadder: And an R. Also an I, and an S. Also T and M and A... And another S. Oh, and you`ve missed out the C at the beginning. Congratulations, Mr Baldrick! Something of a triumph, I think - you must be the first person ever to spell "Christmas" without getting any of the letters right at all!
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Male 8,300
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Male 1,835
:D it`s red. HI RED!
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Female 2,044
Don`t worry, prime. I won`t be on this thing 24/7. Lol
XD that banhammer sure leaves a bruise.
D:
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Female 443
I gotta go to work but Merry Christmas everyone! :-D The poem was AWESOME!
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Female 2,044
Hey guys, my mom stole my laptop from me. No worries, my phone connects to the internet, lol. I`ll just pass my time on my old friend, the open forum. <3
How`s everyone`s night going?
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Male 44
HMM got boring..
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Male 12,138
Yah Gothic, Peloos`s poem is going to be posted too, I hope. In fact, it would have been posted hours ago if I was slightly less retarded at HTML language. I struggle enough with English as it is.

I think Opie`s going to try to post it for Peloos. She`s significantly less retarded than me.

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Male 625
it Christmas :D :D

and i cant go to sleep :(

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Female 4,376
That about lcears it al up Davy.. haha. Pels poem was awesome though.
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Male 12,138
Actually Lionhart mate, it went down something like this:

1) Peloos wrote a "Night Before Christmas" Poem which was pretty good, which I heard about in the Chat

2) I tried posting it on IAB

3) I forgot to take the Beer Mitts off and buggered it up so it was a broken link

4) I thrashed around for another submitted link to replace it with, and found a random Christmassy thing with a nice lame embedded youtube vid, which I could handle, and replaced Peloos`s poem with the vid, still credited you Peloos (not the user who submitted it)

5) Heard about your (superior and previous) poem and approved it, under your name. Then was dismayed to find it was still posted by Peloos.

6) Tried to blame the Beer-Mitts, but then realised it`s because IAB is held together by broken bits of floppy disk.

7) Decided to go to bed, and hope it was all a dream.

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Female 4,376
So.. anyone actually alive?
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Female 4,376
hey red!!!
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Male 270
WHOOT very clever. Much love
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Male 7,933
dont get banned again red
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Female 2,044
OPEH I LOVE YOUR HAIR.

O HAI everyone<3

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Female 4,376
Funny video.
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Male 12,138
*nods sagely, and hugs Primetime*

Wise words, my friend. It`s all about perspective.

Merry Christmas, guys.

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Male 8,300
> idontknow951
> Just curious opie, is your nose always that big? o.o

No idontknow, she always edits pictures before she posts them to make her nose look huge... duh LOL. What a mean thing to say, but we know you didn`t mean it that way.

To clear up the confusion about the Poster`s name etc, I wrote the poem, and posted it in the comments of an earlier articles today, the one about "Have A Merry Chrismahanukwanzakah". I suggested to Fancy he might want to throw it up as a separate post; obviously peelos liked it and submitted it too, and so credit goes to him not me - which is technically proper, because you shouldn`t submit your OWN website, blog, myspace, youtube etc to the site, but nothing stops someone else from submitting a fellow IAB`ers work. Sounds a little complicated but that way works best on the site because it stops trolling. :-)

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Male 907
I lol`d so hard after watching this...

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=v5_RkYXlmX...

P.S. There were 14 guys.

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Female 4,376

Hello all!

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Male 1,835
hey let`s not get banned this time red.
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Male 7,933
"Nope, but neither is life."

Life is beautiful

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Male 907
"idontknow, that wasn`t very sweet, was it?"

Nope, but neither is life.

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Male 12,138
vv "Just curious opie, is your nose always that big? o.o"

idontknow, that wasn`t very sweet, was it?

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Male 1,219
mmmmm.....manhugs.......
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Male 907
"No, Dont. It grows during the holiday season.

Yeah it`s always this f*cking size, what kind of question is that?

Are you always a guy?"

Nope. Sometimes I`m a girl.

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Male 29
Real merry
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Male 559
Don`t really care about the poem. I just want to wish everyone who posts, reads, lurks or flames on I-A-B, a very merry Christmas, best of the New year and happy whatever holiday you might celibrate. Me, I`ll be rejoicing the birth of My Savior Jesus Christ. Now, if that offends you in anyway, or bothers your innner child, spirit or concience, let me say this with sincere love and respect. I DONT GIVE A S**T, chose to worship who I chose to worship. So, in the spirit of this season, I wish EVERYONE a Merry Christmas!
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Female 15,763
No, Dont. It grows during the holiday season.

Yeah it`s always this f*cking size, what kind of question is that?

Are you always a guy?

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Male 392
off to bed for me, yay presents! im sure ill be on here tomorrow, cause we all know spending time with family < IAB
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Male 907
"thanks opie. my faith is resotred. even if it wasnt true, its enough to satisfy me lol. and idontknow951, go die or something. :)"

I don`t know how to die. Please tell me, what is this "die"?

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Male 392
thanks opie. my faith is resotred. even if it wasnt true, its enough to satisfy me lol. and idontknow951, go die or something. :)
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Male 907
Just curious opie, is your nose always that big? o.o
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Male 12,138
I`ve created a monster...
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Female 15,763
Jojo, it;s because this link was originally Pel`s picture, but it didn`t work so we changed it to Lion`s picture. By all coding and HTML standard`s it`s by Lion, but still shows up as Pel.
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Male 907
YEAAAH! OPEN FORUM! I <3 YOU FANCY!
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Male 392
opie, help me out here! restore my faith in the mods! plz? :(
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Male 7,933
pssh... im surprise i even know how to comment
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Male 392
I thought mods were all knowing?! LIES!
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Male 7,933
no clue jojo. no clue
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Male 392
Just wondering, why does it say added by Lionhart at the top but peloos12 at the bottom? Isn`t the person saying the description and whatnot usually the one who submitted it? or did lion approve it?
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Male 1,835
OPEN FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!

thank you fancy! merry christmas!

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Male 909
BRAVO!

<333333333

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Male 1,497
Nice poem, Merry Christmas all.
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Male 1,468
No mention of little old me?
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Male 619
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

Cause I`m goin` to sleep.

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Female 4,376
Awesome poem!
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Male 7,933
is it... an open forum? YAY!!!!!
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Male 1,835
haha that was an awesome poem...
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Female 15,763
And Opie hugs all around.

So like.. pink haired nub hugs.

HA.

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Male 886
And it is no longer the night before christmas for me, and I`m still pretty tired, so thanks for open forum, fancy, merry christmas to all, and to all a GOODstayinguptherestoftheNIGHTintheforum!
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Male 21,000
man hugs all around, and girl hugs for the girls.

oh hell, there i go again -- tearing up.

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Female 15,763
HA!

Lion, you`ve inspired an open forum and quite possibly a tear in Fancy`s eye!

Oh, what a season!

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Male 886
You know what? Forget the broken link idea. I`m so confused right now that I no longer need that broken link I wanted to keep. And yes, that poem`s funny, I liked the one about fancy as well, that was briefly mentioned in the now gone winter warmer or whatever it was post.
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Male 4,012
Happy Xmas to everyone celebrating it, and happy holidays to the rest of the world!

Love and kisses and man-hugs (with optional boner),

Pabasa.

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Male 392
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Male 21,000
Bravo, bra-vo! Excuse me, I got something in my eye. Oh what the hell, Open Forum from midnight tonight until midnight tomorrow.
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Male 392
LOL! I`ve been on this site too long to get all those references...
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Male 3,819
Link: `Twas the Night Before Christmas: I-A-B Style... [Rate Link] - Merry Christmas everyone. Sincerely, have a great holiday, from the I-A-B crew. Man-hugs all round. Hell, Open Forum too
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