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Date: 12/03/08 09:14 PM

65 Responses to The Messiah Remix

  1. Profile photo of Grizzzzzzzzz
    Grizzzzzzzzz Male 18-29
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    December 3, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    Link: The Messiah Remix - Christians, Jews, Muslims, Atheists, Buddhists and Scientologists agree on this one: THIS IS THE GREATEST CHURCH EVER!
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    December 3, 2008 at 9:17 pm
    SUPERMEGAHYPERIABRELIGIOUSDEBATE-X2000 Activate in 3... 2... 1...
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    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 9:18 pm
    epilepsy convention 2008
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    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
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    December 3, 2008 at 9:30 pm
    1. That was so loud I pooped myself.
    2. In b4 9001-page religious debate.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    Would you believe these are probably the same people that say rock is "Satan`s music"?
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    jr_terror Female 18-29
    89 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 9:39 pm
    Pretty much no one except extreme fundamentalists say rock is "Satan`s music" anymore. And these people are definitely not fundamentalists.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 9:51 pm
    Dang. When I went to church I had to keep from falling asleep, but this place looks like a rave.

    Anyone else suddenly imagine a rave Jesus with glow sticks shaped like crosses? Just me?

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    earthshone Male 18-29
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    December 3, 2008 at 9:52 pm
    kult
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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
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    December 3, 2008 at 10:05 pm
    At least they`re getting excited about it. I`d like to go to a service just to see if it feels legitimate or faked.
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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 10:06 pm
    old peeps who can`t dance + techno rave = religion?
    I don`t get it, it makes about as much sense as there being such a thing as flying snakes *gets pulled to side for a second* WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG NOWADAYS!!!
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    December 3, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    Ahaha, I like how the guy trips and pretends like he`s still dancing.

    Sure buddy, you`re not an old fart. Of cooouuurse not.

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    Tikitac Male 18-29
    115 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    OMG!! They arent dancing! They are have a mass seizure!
  13. Profile photo of Ballistik639
    Ballistik639 Male 13-17
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    December 3, 2008 at 10:15 pm
    Anyone else notice the guy in the white shirt just sitting there looking all out of place? That made the video for me. Props to white shirt guy for not being a weirdo.
  14. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    But he IS the weirdo there, Balli.
  15. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    freaky..
  16. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    Religion scares me.
  17. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    December 3, 2008 at 10:40 pm
    They should call that dance the "Jesus-crunch-munch-and-punch"
  18. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 10:44 pm
    I now await the much anticipated yet pointless debate.
  19. Profile photo of shakethebox
    shakethebox Male 18-29
    339 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 10:51 pm
    ectacy(yes the drug not the feeling) and churhc go together so so well
    and im ready for the church is ecstasy comment
  20. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 10:58 pm
    "In all honesty, I feel those who put ketchup on hotdogs are completely misguided. Not only from a taste perspective, but it`s a damn sacrilege against a classic food and a symbol of our nation. I know back home in chicago some joints refuse to serve ketchup. I for one support these places.

    Those who put ketchup on hotdogs are childish. After all, ketchup is for children more than anything."

    No way. No way did you just go there. Are you implying that ketchup is the root of all evil?!

  21. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 10:59 pm
    loofah i`m a christian and i`m not getting into a debate tonight
  22. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    Drum n bass x]
  23. Profile photo of wtffail
    wtffail Male 13-17
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    December 3, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    eeuhhh...LAME!
  24. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
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    December 3, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    and it hurts me to hear people say such terrible things about ketchup. can we at least agree that meatloaf must be smothered in it?
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    December 3, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    I don`t like church...I don`t like techno...

    ..so, I think this was funny? I`m not really sure though.

  26. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 11:04 pm
    "THINK about it.

    Ketchup is so popular among kids because it`s sweet. You can feed anything to a child if you coat it in sugar or ketchup.

    HOTDOGS ARE SACRED!!! Mustard and chili, yes. Ketchup? HELL NO!!!

    /Hardcore Chicagoan."

    Thought process, over. This man has a point! Spread the word! Ketchup is EVIL!

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    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 11:28 pm
    And there I am. That guy in the front row. Thinking why the hell did my mom make me come here?
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    RickyGTO Male 18-29
    289 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 12:02 am
    NOW THESE CHURCH LOVING PEOPLE CAN PARTY!!!!!!!
  29. Profile photo of Rubix_Cube
    Rubix_Cube Male 18-29
    31 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 1:33 am
    OMG Double Droppers LMFAO these guys are on acid or something!!!
  30. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 1:51 am
    That wasn`t scary at all...
  31. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 1:58 am
    This video is as old as the interwebz!
  32. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 2:08 am
    <--- wondering what was in the wine, or what they put on the eucharist. "psst,,, there`s acid in the red cups."
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    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 2:57 am
    Church of Awesome?

    I take happy pills too!

  34. Profile photo of Ivar2112
    Ivar2112 Male 18-29
    271 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 3:24 am
    lol...that is not the work of Christ...
  35. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2008 at 3:35 am
    That was hilar. I especially liked the part when the lady in the blue shirt goes crazy.
  36. Profile photo of ListerStorm
    ListerStorm Male 18-29
    162 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 4:20 am
    Ahhhh if only all that psycho dancing was for a good cause...

    Awesome BTW.

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    rebetikas Male 30-39
    213 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 4:27 am
    and some say Christianity is lame...
  38. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 4:48 am
    Quick, while they`re tripping out, someone take their stash!
  39. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 5:39 am
    And they think atheists are crazy?
  40. Profile photo of Bulldozer
    Bulldozer Male 18-29
    111 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 6:35 am
    I think I`d start worshipping Jesus too if I double dropped E.

    Also if anyone is curious the song is the Noisia remix of Messiah by Konflict with something else mixed on top. Confusing eh?

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    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 6:46 am
    praise jebus *takes some x and adherall*
  42. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 7:16 am
    Born-agains scare the hell out of me. I should know, I grew up in a family full of them, and saw this kind of thing way too often.
  43. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 8:35 am
    The music sounds like Dieselboy. It`s awesome, whoever it may be.
  44. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2008 at 9:33 am
    All while I was a child, I prayed that during our service, just one time we would all break out in a Jesus-dancing frenzy.

    But I went to a Catholic church...so that will never happen ever.

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    Raccoon Female 18-29
    340 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 9:59 am
    Weird....

    Seizure Man goes to church!

    And what`s with the woman pushing the other guy over him??!?

  46. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    459 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 10:03 am
    must have smoked some of that weed they found n China
  47. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 10:23 am
    I wonder what song was actually being played.
  48. Profile photo of BrokenJohn
    BrokenJohn Male 18-29
    464 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 10:30 am
    Repost: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...
  49. Profile photo of snippy123
    snippy123 Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2008 at 10:38 am
    the song is the messiah its a drum and bass tune by konflict
    there are lots of videos like this on the web.. funny every single time
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    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 10:41 am
    church people confuse me. :\
  51. Profile photo of ryter89
    ryter89 Female 13-17
    64 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 10:41 am
    the tall guy in the brown shirt who doesnt really do anything in comparison to everyone else...lol
  52. Profile photo of d3xy
    d3xy Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2008 at 11:30 am
    I love it when the guy tripped over the one rolling around on the floor.
    Amazing.
  53. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 11:57 am
    "But I went to a Catholic church...so that will never happen ever."

    Closest I`ve ever gotten is a singing frenzy

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    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    i think it can be agreed that it`s improbable that the song being played was the one they were dancing to.

    so the question is...what WERE they dancing to? and ON?

  55. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    It doesn`t seem like that`s the song they were dancing to... But whatever song it REALLY was, I want to hear it! :D
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    bonzoello Male 18-29
    228 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    fake fake fake!
  57. Profile photo of Gramnum1
    Gramnum1 Male 13-17
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    December 4, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    i love the guy in the grey shirt who is jumping up and down and jogging in place
  58. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    As some have stated before m, definetly the actual song.

    I ecpected something much better and funny

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    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    these people just LOVE JESUS SO MUCH!
  60. Profile photo of Slyguy056
    Slyguy056 Male 13-17
    82 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    Here`s the actual song
  61. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    Wow... What a sad example of crowd mentality.

    I`m willing to bet that, should ANY of those people see this video online, they`d probably off themselves.

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    leahers Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    0_o
  63. Profile photo of kaybublz
    kaybublz Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    i`ve gone to a pentecostal church before. it`s exactly like that. the first time i thought something went horribly wrong... i started crying and ran outside cause i thought some form of toxic chemicals were leaking into the church... i`m not even joking.
  64. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
    722 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    Slyguy posted a link to the original video, the song is called Messiah, it`s by Konflict but that isn`t the original song, it`s a remix of it in the video...
    If you`re gonna listen to the song though, I recommend the original, the Noisia remix and the Spor remis ;)
  65. Profile photo of ghoulie11
    ghoulie11 Male 18-29
    359 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    proof white people can`t dance

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