The Messiah Remix

Submitted by: Grizzzzzzzzz 8 years ago in Funny

Christians, Jews, Muslims, Atheists, Buddhists and Scientologists agree on this one: THIS IS THE GREATEST CHURCH EVER!
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Male 359
proof white people can`t dance
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Male 722
Slyguy posted a link to the original video, the song is called Messiah, it`s by Konflict but that isn`t the original song, it`s a remix of it in the video...
If you`re gonna listen to the song though, I recommend the original, the Noisia remix and the Spor remis ;)
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Female 340
i`ve gone to a pentecostal church before. it`s exactly like that. the first time i thought something went horribly wrong... i started crying and ran outside cause i thought some form of toxic chemicals were leaking into the church... i`m not even joking.
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Female 130
0_o
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Male 3,482
Wow... What a sad example of crowd mentality.

I`m willing to bet that, should ANY of those people see this video online, they`d probably off themselves.

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Female 668
these people just LOVE JESUS SO MUCH!
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Female 4,225
As some have stated before m, definetly the actual song.

I ecpected something much better and funny

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Male 2
i love the guy in the grey shirt who is jumping up and down and jogging in place
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Male 228
fake fake fake!
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Male 1,598
It doesn`t seem like that`s the song they were dancing to... But whatever song it REALLY was, I want to hear it! :D
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Female 1,306
i think it can be agreed that it`s improbable that the song being played was the one they were dancing to.

so the question is...what WERE they dancing to? and ON?

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Male 7,933
"But I went to a Catholic church...so that will never happen ever."

Closest I`ve ever gotten is a singing frenzy

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Female 178
I love it when the guy tripped over the one rolling around on the floor.
Amazing.
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Female 64
the tall guy in the brown shirt who doesnt really do anything in comparison to everyone else...lol
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Female 751
church people confuse me. :\
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Female 1
the song is the messiah its a drum and bass tune by konflict
there are lots of videos like this on the web.. funny every single time
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Male 464
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Female 327
I wonder what song was actually being played.
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Male 459
must have smoked some of that weed they found n China
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Female 340
Weird....

Seizure Man goes to church!

And what`s with the woman pushing the other guy over him??!?

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Female 1,545
All while I was a child, I prayed that during our service, just one time we would all break out in a Jesus-dancing frenzy.

But I went to a Catholic church...so that will never happen ever.

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Female 1,211
The music sounds like Dieselboy. It`s awesome, whoever it may be.
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Male 3,058
Born-agains scare the hell out of me. I should know, I grew up in a family full of them, and saw this kind of thing way too often.
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Male 889
praise jebus *takes some x and adherall*
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Male 111
I think I`d start worshipping Jesus too if I double dropped E.

Also if anyone is curious the song is the Noisia remix of Messiah by Konflict with something else mixed on top. Confusing eh?

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Male 639
And they think atheists are crazy?
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Male 588
Quick, while they`re tripping out, someone take their stash!
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Male 213
and some say Christianity is lame...
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Male 162
Ahhhh if only all that psycho dancing was for a good cause...

Awesome BTW.

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Female 1,963
That was hilar. I especially liked the part when the lady in the blue shirt goes crazy.
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Male 271
lol...that is not the work of Christ...
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Male 650
Church of Awesome?

I take happy pills too!

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Male 353
<--- wondering what was in the wine, or what they put on the eucharist. "psst,,, there`s acid in the red cups."
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Female 1,496
This video is as old as the interwebz!
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Female 779
That wasn`t scary at all...
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Male 31
OMG Double Droppers LMFAO these guys are on acid or something!!!
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Male 288
NOW THESE CHURCH LOVING PEOPLE CAN PARTY!!!!!!!
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Male 779
And there I am. That guy in the front row. Thinking why the hell did my mom make me come here?
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Male 868
"THINK about it.

Ketchup is so popular among kids because it`s sweet. You can feed anything to a child if you coat it in sugar or ketchup.

HOTDOGS ARE SACRED!!! Mustard and chili, yes. Ketchup? HELL NO!!!

/Hardcore Chicagoan."

Thought process, over. This man has a point! Spread the word! Ketchup is EVIL!

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Male 3,819
I don`t like church...I don`t like techno...

..so, I think this was funny? I`m not really sure though.

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Male 2,245
and it hurts me to hear people say such terrible things about ketchup. can we at least agree that meatloaf must be smothered in it?
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Male 162
eeuhhh...LAME!
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Male 713
Drum n bass x]
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Male 2,245
loofah i`m a christian and i`m not getting into a debate tonight
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Male 868
"In all honesty, I feel those who put ketchup on hotdogs are completely misguided. Not only from a taste perspective, but it`s a damn sacrilege against a classic food and a symbol of our nation. I know back home in chicago some joints refuse to serve ketchup. I for one support these places.

Those who put ketchup on hotdogs are childish. After all, ketchup is for children more than anything."

No way. No way did you just go there. Are you implying that ketchup is the root of all evil?!

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Male 339
ectacy(yes the drug not the feeling) and churhc go together so so well
and im ready for the church is ecstasy comment
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Male 868
I now await the much anticipated yet pointless debate.
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Male 3,301
They should call that dance the "Jesus-crunch-munch-and-punch"
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Male 695
Religion scares me.
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Male 2,553
freaky..
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Female 15,763
But he IS the weirdo there, Balli.
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Male 94
Anyone else notice the guy in the white shirt just sitting there looking all out of place? That made the video for me. Props to white shirt guy for not being a weirdo.
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Male 115
OMG!! They arent dancing! They are have a mass seizure!
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Female 15,763
Ahaha, I like how the guy trips and pretends like he`s still dancing.

Sure buddy, you`re not an old fart. Of cooouuurse not.

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Male 1,244
old peeps who can`t dance + techno rave = religion?
I don`t get it, it makes about as much sense as there being such a thing as flying snakes *gets pulled to side for a second* WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG NOWADAYS!!!
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Male 2,313
At least they`re getting excited about it. I`d like to go to a service just to see if it feels legitimate or faked.
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Male 1,685
kult
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Male 2,440
Dang. When I went to church I had to keep from falling asleep, but this place looks like a rave.

Anyone else suddenly imagine a rave Jesus with glow sticks shaped like crosses? Just me?

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Female 89
Pretty much no one except extreme fundamentalists say rock is "Satan`s music" anymore. And these people are definitely not fundamentalists.
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Male 9,305
Would you believe these are probably the same people that say rock is "Satan`s music"?
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Male 1,468
1. That was so loud I pooped myself.
2. In b4 9001-page religious debate.
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Male 548
epilepsy convention 2008
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Male 3,301
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Male 489
Link: The Messiah Remix [Rate Link] - Christians, Jews, Muslims, Atheists, Buddhists and Scientologists agree on this one: THIS IS THE GREATEST CHURCH EVER!
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