The Best/Worst of The SkyMall`s 2008 Catalog

Submitted by: panth753 8 years ago Misc
http://www.urlesque.com/2008/12/16/the-best-worst-of-skymall-2008/

Number 7 is for the ""special"" person in your life.
There are 52 comments:
Male 107
What the hel is number 7 trying to tell me? the slower you drink the older you are. And im surprised the Indoor dog restroom isnt in there " Holds 40 pounds of nasty!"
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Female 393
when i was flying home yesterday i was reading skymall and the description for the marshmallow bazooka (marshmallow mazooka as they called it) could fire up to "5 marshmallows in 60 seconds" it also said something about 40` but i dont know if it meant the bazooka was 40` or the bazooka could shoot the marshmallows 40`. anyway...5 marshmallows a minute? wtf. first of all its useless and second of all why would you want to fire marshmallows?
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Female 250
Wow. Are people that dumb?
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Male 2,553
scary stuff
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Male 61
ha, useless thingies are so cool!
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Female 15,763
Wow... 7 is retarded.

Thanks guys.

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Female 30
lol at the slanket. sucha snuggie knock-off. hehe. and the dog-look-thru-the-fence-thing is creepy. like. alot.
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Female 354
The double umbrella looks like a pain to get it back in... and the alarm clock looks dangerous
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Male 7,933
I`ve seen a bunch of the antler ones.
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Female 731
LOL gorcack...the banana guards could just be hollowed out dildos for all we know...
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Female 167
The dog looking out at you is just creepy...
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Female 2,064
I need 3 and 9. (Isn`t the Slanket the same thing as the Snuggie?)
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Male 252
My neighbor across the street runs a dog sitting business, and she has about ten of those lined up along one fence.
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Female 498
The dog domes look all futureistic... i would use them as house windows... or maybe spaceship windows..
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Male 451
i would get an extra #2 for me so i wouldn`t have to share with the dog
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Male 1,598
What would we ever do without SkyMall...
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Male 15,510
... under my double umbrella, ella, ella, e, e...
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Male 9,306
Slanket actually looks awesome.
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Female 328
Marshmallow bazooka?! OMG! I want ten of them.
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Male 4,680
I`d buy the slanket.

We have this kind of thing overseas, they basically sell the same useless things too.

Like the ever-usefulBANANA GUARD!

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Male 1,404
opiebreath, Seriously, someone tell me what 7 does.

It`s a wine ultrasonic inducer which supposedly ages a pre-mature wine. Sommeliers have been toying with such devices for a long time now but most think it`s BS.

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Male 1,765
I NEED The Slanket and The Flying Alarm Clock.
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Male 886
ha ha, I love SkyMall, it amuses me so much. I actually remember seeing some of those on my most recent flight, like the deer on the back of the truck.
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Male 142
I`ll take a slanket and a marshmallow bazooka please.
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Male 588
So I read the comments first, and I was sure a slanket would be a slutty blanket...
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Male 505
i don`t get the #7 one.
Wine cooler?
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Male 2,395
Slanket = WANT
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Female 475
oooo! i like that double umbrella! =D
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Male 1,232
SlyMall, good times. I love reading that mag while on flights.
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Female 82
Deffo want a slanket!
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Male 619
My dad stood too close to #7, and now he`s all wrinkly. Sob...
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Male 137
"The pet observatory was cute though. But what if your neighbor doen`t allow you to create a hole in the fence?"

If it`s your fence your neighbor can`t say a damn thing.

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Female 4,225
slepre, same here. It looks ok...but for outdoors? Ya....that`s wonderful. Maybe you can look like a hobo whil your at it.

The one`s for ze gas guzzlers were stuid.

The pet observatory was cute though. But what if your neighbor doen`t allow you to create a hole in the fence?

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Female 310
haha i saw in infomercial for the slanket except it was called the snuggie but it was the same thing the people looked really stupid though
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Female 5,139
i so want a slanket, for sundays only...obviously...
>.>
<.<
.....
what?
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Male 37
The Slanket, lol
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Male 891
omg, i want a slanket!
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Male 868
I have something similar to the Slanket. It`s very nice. Goes from a robe to a blanket and no one can ever tell if you`re ever even wearing anything. I also have the flying alarm clock thing, it`s very useful if you subconsciously turn off your alarm clock for when you awake.
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Male 414
marshmallow gun for me, if anyones struggling for gift ideas
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Male 3,301
Number 9 is just a misdemeanor charge waiting to happen.

Cranky Morning + Shotgun under pillow + Skeet Shooting = Good times.

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Male 55
haha ages wine opie!
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Female 15,763
Seriously, someone tell me what 7 does.

o-o

Haaaaalp.

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Male 471
I kinda want to try Number 7, just to see if it tastes different at all. Maybe if I worked for consumer reports or something. I wouldn`t actually pay for it.

I could use number 9, just `cause I`m on autopilot by now when it comes to turning my alarm off- I`ll do it twice without realizing it.

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Female 493
Slankets are the worst invention ever.

When I first saw a commercial for one I thought it was a joke, it was so ridiculous.

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Male 650
I want a marshmallow bazooka
to go with my collection of Lego guns, BB rifles and nerf guns
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Male 904
something tells me that #7 may cause cancer...or death.
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Female 15,763
9 is something actually useful.

What the hell IS 7?

And that marshmallow gun... I seriously want that. Like, SERIOUSLY seriously want that.

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Female 2,258
"Pimp my bible"
Awesome. Xzibit should get on that.
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Male 1,136
WANT!
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Male 557
actually, with number 9, the thing keeps beeping until you get the disk and put it back in the clock, so yeah, it would annoy me enough that i would break the thing
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Male 674
I can see how #8 would be for those that like the ye olde style... or just want to buy an "Instant heirloom"
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Female 9,402
Link: The Best/Worst of The SkyMall`s 2008 Catalog [Rate Link] - Number 7 is for the ``special`` person in your life.
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