The 7 Most Insane Smuggling Techniques

Submitted by: funface 8 years ago Misc
http://www.cracked.com/article_16816_7-most-ingenious-insane-smuggling-techniques.html

Combine contraband, poverty, desperation and lots of spare time, you get the bizarre world of the smuggler.
There are 26 comments:
Male 14
Cocaine jesus, i think there is a good industry in drug iconography, might get more people to church
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Male 3,431
Cocaine Jesus Overdosed for your Sins.
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Male 1,226
I lol`d at cocaine jesus XD
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Male 2,788
On "gay lube oil"
and "coke jesus"

I shot soda out of my nose.

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Male 1,837
i loved the gay lube.

>.>

no homo.

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Male 216
i remember on this other thing when they stuffed a giant squid with cocaine. and they tried to hide drugs inside drugs. (no really heroine inside coke) they said the coke was cheaper to take across and that hiding the heroine would be cheaper. WTF?
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Female 96
haha gay lube oil. i understand they were trying to disguise the steroids.. but gay lube oil??
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Male 2,121
damn, sum1 watched bad boys 2...
neway, if there was any reason to smuggle stuff from England to anywhere in Europe it`d be seriously easy...
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Female 751
rofl... "grinding up teh head of jesus to get high" lmao...... yeah that`s kinda sad.
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Male 1,686
tricky little bastards, huh?
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Male 889
why dont they just stuff it up their asses like regular smugglers?
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Female 82
Haha lets snort jesus!!
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Female 5,139
jocaine?


....i think im funny

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Male 3,301
I`m so gonna bust this out on a Buddhist:

"What do you do? Rub the belly of Buddha? Ha, Lamer! I snort the head of Jesus!!! Can you top that?!"

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Male 1,036
I`ve seen worse, I work at customs.
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Male 1,468
I SAW THE COCAINE JESUSES IN LOST! Except it was heroin which drove Charlie mad because he was trying to quit. Then he-- OOPS SPOILERS.
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Male 1,788
Cocaine Jesus!!!!!
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Female 15,763
Cracked is like my humor booty call.

What, Jesus didn`t like cocaine? He wore sandals, long beard, big nose.. perfect for the stuff.

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Female 723
LadyMorgue....

That was my biggest shocker as well.

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Male 1,164
i agree negative one it should be done
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Male 3,413
FINALLY! We all can see Jesus in something useful... Cocaine. lol
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Male 2,582
`Cocaine Jesus` sounds like a great name for a band.
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Male 2,076
wow sup_weenie...wow...thats some prof pic you have there
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Female 335
what about the black heroin puppys?
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Female 1,516
LoL Cocaine corpses.
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Male 42
Link: The 7 Most Insane Smuggling Techniques [Rate Link] - Combine contraband, poverty, desperation and lots of spare time, you get the bizarre world of the smuggler.
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