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Date: 12/06/08 09:07 AM

27 Responses to The 6 Most Pointlessly Elaborate Movie Murder Plot

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    December 6, 2008 at 8:06 am
    Link: The 6 Most Pointlessly Elaborate Movie Murder Plot - When you need someone killed, the simplest method is almost always the best. Or you can do it like these villains...
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    millamopico Female 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 9:13 am
    Ah I love Cracked.
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    Boredered Male 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 9:30 am
    xD that was funny :P ty for this post
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    WhenIsLunch Male 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 9:39 am
    but its the pointless murder plots that make the movies interesting!
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    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 9:58 am
    All the world`s problems can be solved with a shot in the face...
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    sarahmiche Female 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 10:03 am
    Aha, very nice.
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    Joolin Male 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 10:22 am
    The writer seems to have missed the most important part of movies: THEY`RE MOVIES!! Have you ever heard of suspension of disbelief? Of course these things would never happen in real life, but thats the point! People watch movies to escape real life. It`s like complaining about Mario games because in real life, solid platforms can not float in mid air. Really, imagine a movie written by the person who wrote that article - it would be about 5 minutes long and would consist of a guy shooting someone and then getting arrested.
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    himmm Male 70 & Over
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    December 6, 2008 at 10:50 am
    Amen!
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    Ty-Force Male 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    I agree with whenislunch. Go ahead and make a batman movie without all of the awesomeness the joker does. I must admit I haven`t been too happy with batman movies recently but I have to say you wouldn`t have super hero movies without it. If you want to know how he did all of that shi* my answer is it`s Gotham City. that`s why.
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    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
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    December 6, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    I visit cracked everyday anyway, so there`s not much of a point (to me) to post the cracked links.
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    Monsdurr Male 13-17
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    December 6, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    Glad I`m not the only one who thought the plot of The Dark Knight was drating stupid.
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    videogamer Male 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 2:01 pm
    Joolin: "Really, imagine a movie written by the person who wrote that article - it would be about 5 minutes long and would consist of a guy shooting someone and then getting arrested."

    It would consist of a guy shooting someone IN THE FACE. Face shooting is absolutely key here.

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    SamVimes Male 30-39
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    December 6, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    Cube wasted 90 minutes of my life, and I want them back.
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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    at last...someone speaks against Dark knight..i still don`t understand how imdb could have such a high rating for it when the PLOT IS FULL OF 2 meter wide holes
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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    `It would consist of a guy shooting someone IN THE FACE. Face shooting is absolutely key here.`

    whilst listening to R&B and shouting at them to cooperate

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    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    i havent seen any of those movies lol
    i only know 80s movies but i cant recall the names since i`m like from the 80s :drat what wanna do some drugs drat yea your so rightious drat YEAAA
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    n0n Male 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    cube was a masterpiece - of course, you need to appreciate that kind of movie to really enjoy it.
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    1williamsg Male 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    i watched cube 3 and liked that one but it was a cube with 4 dimensions which had timetravel and different realities and other random things in it which made it enjoyable in my opinion it also had a slight story line which helped
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    LKJSlain Female 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    I think that the guy who wrote this didn`t really understand the POINT of the Joker`s character in the new Christopher Nolan films. The joker doesn`t HAVE an solid plans, he just "does stuff" and "goes with whatever happens" one of the things that makes him INTRUIGING IS the fact that he doesn`t even know what half of his planning is going to ammount to...

    He even says something to this effect to Dent in the hospital. Or, we can at least summarize it in a way by the dialogue there.

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    vitaliy Male 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    SoxXxhXcxSeX: You haven`t seen Star Wars or The Matrix? Wtf 0_o
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
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    December 6, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    Oh man, I *love* Cube. I seriously need to buy it.
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    vintagepizza Female 13-17
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    December 6, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    The ones on the list didn`t sound that crazy. There has to be better ones I just can`t think of any. Oh well.
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    MORNAF1 Male 13-17
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    December 6, 2008 at 10:05 pm
    did anyone else notice that all his "better" ways were just shooting the guy in the face?
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    December 7, 2008 at 7:13 am
    Shooting someone in the face is not a better way to end it, whatever happened to fancy decapitations?
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    Tarkon Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2008 at 7:55 am
    I disagree with the Dark Knight entry - I think the point of the Joker is that he`s so drated up and hate filled that, while he`s fine dying at any minute, he wants to do as much damage as possible before he goes. So he has plan after plan after plan. I`m sure he had more plans after the boats, or other plans in case one failed. He was also fine with just being shot in the face by Harvey.
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    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2008 at 11:57 am
    lameeeeeeeee
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    Ninjakunai2 Male 13-17
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    December 8, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    well the dark knight you kind of have to create yourself what you think happened, add in the details yourself. l like the leg that lands on the ground when kurt russel hits the girls car.

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