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Date: 12/03/08 12:13 PM

92 Responses to The 5 Most Disturbing Animals on Earth

  1. Profile photo of TheRealJC
    TheRealJC Female 30-39
    6 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 11:42 am
    Link: The 5 Most Disturbing Animals on Earth - Let`s be 100 percent honest here: Mother Nature has a sick sense of humor.
  2. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    Salamander? Throws up...
  3. Profile photo of MrFibbles
    MrFibbles Male 18-29
    311 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    what about MY flying snake damnit?
  4. Profile photo of ChransaurZ3
    ChransaurZ3 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    when i die

    i want to be reincarnated as that goddamn gun shrimp

  5. Profile photo of Bucky Katt
    Bucky Katt Female 18-29
    216 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    I want a giant salamander for Christmas..Only a giant salamander will doooo!!!
  6. Profile photo of SoxXxhXcxSeX
    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    Chinese Giant Salamander is the worst
  7. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    The pistol shrimp was awesome. And the snake freaked me out a little. I`d actually heard of it before, but I just forgot about it and just how well it could glide.
  8. Profile photo of Fa11enAnge1z
    Fa11enAnge1z Male 18-29
    285 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    -Whereas sightings of the Chrysopelea are usually accompanied by cries of “what the eef?! Snakes can fly?! I quit life!”-

    I laughd so hard wen i read that .. cuz i kno id b screaming lol

  9. Profile photo of LoveMexicola
    LoveMexicola Female 13-17
    140 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    I need to get me one of those salamanders.
  10. Profile photo of kzoopSF
    kzoopSF Female 18-29
    20 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    laser-shooting shrimp FTW!
  11. Profile photo of WolfStar
    WolfStar Female 18-29
    455 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    The giant salamander was awesome but the goblin shark is something I really wish I could unsee. I don`t like fish at the best of times, let alone terrifying killer ones with freaking extendable jaws! Oh dear god...
  12. Profile photo of krath
    krath Male 18-29
    265 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    The jaws of that marsupial thing were crazy, to bad its extinct. Ive heard of the pistol shrimp before, but that thing still kicks ass. I can also imagine those salamanders as pets, occasionally harpooning their owners. lol
  13. Profile photo of CupOfSTFU
    CupOfSTFU Female 13-17
    162 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 1:14 pm
    Holy crap. It`s like the goblin shark`s mouth just ripped off from it`s face. OMNOMNOM.
  14. Profile photo of Steyene
    Steyene Male 18-29
    112 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    Yup, nature really loves it doesn`t it?

    I can see why we need drating weapons to survive.

    Shrimps with lasers.
    Flying snakes
    Sharks, with the ability to shoot is jaw at you.
    Tasmanian tiger, able to open its mouth 120 degrees.
    A giant salamander which can stab you from a distance with its tongue.

  15. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    I want a pistol shrimp claw so I can shoot plasma beams.
  16. Profile photo of Perman
    Perman Male 13-17
    5 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    that shrimp can`t be real, i mean i could go for the sonic beam and everything but the temperature of the sun...? sounds like they found a way to create fusion on earth and finally solve all of our electricity problems. good bye expensive machines hello tiny shrimp
  17. Profile photo of chris1337
    chris1337 Male 13-17
    180 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    http://www.greenpeace.org/raw/image_full...
  18. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    789 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    “what the f*ck?! Snakes can fly?! I quit life!”


    thats what i would say

  19. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    There seems to be a shortage of lists not stolen from Cracked... WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!
  20. Profile photo of KX250F
    KX250F Male 13-17
    264 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    "A suprisingly insignificant creature"

    Yeah, right.

  21. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    that goblin shark freaked me the drat out o.O

    .....seriously, when it paused and its jaw WASNT WHERE ITS FACE IS!? what the heck man, why...oh god why !

  22. Profile photo of Blacksun1212
    Blacksun1212 Male 13-17
    268 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    Does the pistol shrimp really make that noise? It seems like they edited it and put in the gun noises
  23. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    The Chinese Giant Salamander freaked the f out of me. >_>
  24. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    ...
    The temperature of the sun. Right. If that`s true, then the next animal can detach it`s jaw a few inches.

    poo MAN ._. Also, why don`t they call it the Ryu Shrimp? I mean, it`s obviously learned hado(u?)ken. (Hadouken? Hadoken. Hadouken? Hadouken. HADOKEN?)

  25. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    flying snake wtd!
  26. Profile photo of imstillbored
    imstillbored Male 13-17
    30 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    If I saw that Chinese Salamander thing I would run
  27. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    "that shrimp can`t be real, i mean i could go for the sonic beam and everything but the temperature of the sun...? sounds like they found a way to create fusion on earth and finally solve all of our electricity problems. good bye expensive machines hello tiny shrimp"

    Its true. The shripms claw really is that powerful. Its also the loudest noise in the ocean, damaging radar equipment and evn denting boats when theres a large group of them snapping to communicate and find a mate.

    Radars cant hear anything on the other side of a swarm (school? group of shrimp?) of pistol shrimp.

  28. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    Holy crap that shark. Unholy unholy crap. AHHHHHHH. I want to kill myself to stop from being eaten by one
  29. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    tasmanian tigers..lets bring em back with dna! woot!
  30. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    I know it says that they went extinct, but my local zoo actually used to have a pair of the Tasmanian Tigers. I was around six years old, and went to the zoo to see them. Well, one of them yawned. I pissed myself.

    I want one of those shrimp now, lol. I love how it knocked the other shrmip out, then just swooped out and grabbed it really quick. I can only imagine that it was screaming "MINE!" in pistol shrimp during.
    (BTW, what was the shrimp species that could shoot blue-ish goo when frightened?)

    Goblin Shark... That`s uhh... That`s some unholy sh*t riht there...

    "The Chinese Giant Salamander, also known as the Hellbender Salamander..." They`re right, that IS a metal name, for a creature that puts metal to shame, lol.

    “what the drat?! Snakes can fly?! I quit life!” I want one as a pet, now. It can glide further than a flying squirrel. That`s AWESOME!

    And it does look like it`s having fun in the pictures, lol. Now I wanna see video.

  31. Profile photo of ryter89
    ryter89 Female 13-17
    64 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    giant salmander freaked me out

    i LOVE the tasmanian tiger, they were so cool so i dont think they should be included in the list lol

  32. Profile photo of d27and
    d27and Female 13-17
    111 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    If I had a metal band, I would totally name it "Hellbender Salamander".
  33. Profile photo of 21skulls
    21skulls Female 18-29
    91 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    Who needs Lovecraft when you can just see these things?
  34. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    Giant salamander, well it looks weird, but not that scary.

    Goblin Shark, nice extendable jaw, but since it is so small, not that scary. I f it was the size of a great white, i would never go in the ocean again.

    Flying snakes? cool, but my 20ft long python is scarier.

    The Pistol shrimp? That is freaking awesome.

    The Tasmanian Tiger... we should totally bring that back, along with mammoths, neanderthals and dodos

  35. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    The Pistol Shrimp may be the most awesome shrimp in the world.
  36. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    The person who put this together`s funny.
  37. Profile photo of awesomo
    awesomo Male 13-17
    245 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    chinese giant salamander FTW
  38. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    "Oh, it also looks like the Devil’s penis, so it’s got that going for it..."

    HA

  39. Profile photo of Sorax3
    Sorax3 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    I want but don`t want a Tasmanian Tiger now like its cute and is like a dog, but I only have so much skin, bone and blood. Not enough to survive if it gets PO`ED at me.
  40. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    Sora -- Too bad they`re extinct. :(
  41. Profile photo of grassclip
    grassclip Male 18-29
    88 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    im a pistol shrimp, if you were wondering...
  42. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    Before looking at the post: These had better not be all from under the ocean.

    I was half right.

  43. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    That goblin shark is the scariest and ugliest thing I`ve ever seen.
  44. Profile photo of ohlax
    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    “what the f*ck?! Snakes can fly?! I quit life!” haha. I was like thats not scary and then i read that it could fly and I really think that would be my reaction

  45. Profile photo of lucehLOW
    lucehLOW Female 18-29
    357 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    that pistol shrimp BLEW MY MIND!

    xlucyx

  46. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    damn! sonoluminescence, I actually know stuff about that and I never expected an animal to make it, never mind a tiny shrimp. That is easily the coolest thing I`ve learned for at least a month.
  47. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    Has anyone said it yet? I don think so, so...DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!
  48. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    Hahaha I love the snake part. "I quit life."
  49. Profile photo of Mister_Dood
    Mister_Dood Male 18-29
    77 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    it looked like that Pistol Shrimp shot that other shrimp...

    ...AND CRIT HIM FOR OVER 9000!! AHHH!!!

    ...Sorry, had to do it. But yeah, the pistol shrimp ftw.

  50. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    Nature is hella crazy. The pistol shrimp is insane...evolution is so nuts...
  51. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    They should have included Moray eels! Moray eels have Pharyngeal jaws, which basically means they have a inner set of jaws, complete with teeth, inside their regular jaw. That`s right, just like the xenomorphs from the Aliens movies. The Moray eel takes a bit with his outer jaw, then his inner jaw grabs it, outer jaw lets go, inner jaw retracts pulling the fish down the gullet.
  52. Profile photo of BirdOfHermes
    BirdOfHermes Male 13-17
    294 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    the pistol shrimp is awesome!
  53. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    Hellbender Salamander ftw
  54. Profile photo of 21skulls
    21skulls Female 18-29
    91 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    Nerd you made my day. Why did no one think of that? Shame on me.
  55. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    pistol shrimp is epic and why cant we us em as a power source? they have the power of the sun
  56. Profile photo of RetroPoodle
    RetroPoodle Male 13-17
    59 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    Why the heck would he put the Thylacine on the list.
  57. Profile photo of A_L_Y_C_I_A
    A_L_Y_C_I_A Female 13-17
    129 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    Wow those were scary
  58. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    I got as far as seeing atom.com, and clicked off. meh.
  59. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 6:23 pm
    The thylacine is the most interesting extinct creature if u ask me
  60. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    AUGH
    -rocks self to sleep-
    x.x
  61. Profile photo of slepre
    slepre Female 18-29
    310 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    i got a shiver just reading about those
  62. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 7:01 pm
    Pistol Shrimp are more epic than Aquaman.
  63. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    Holy crap, I love this quote:

    ""The chief difference here being that, when you see a flying squirrel, you’re likely to say something along the lines of “aww, Flying Squirrel! Cuuuute!” Whereas sightings of the Chrysopelea are usually accompanied by cries of “what the drat?! Snakes can fly?! I quit life!”""

    That was worth at least 3 lulz.

  64. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    greatest commentary ever. that was triple the lulz, half the price
  65. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    I want a dogaroo. =(
  66. Profile photo of undeadonion
    undeadonion Female 18-29
    213 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    Lame.


    Google "giant isopod".

  67. Profile photo of tie_died
    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    whoa, okay i saw that pistol shrimp thing a long time ago and i thought it was a joke - like the documentary on the crack spider. crazy!
  68. Profile photo of jdjd5883
    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    undeadonion is on a roll. giant isopod gave me the shivers
  69. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    Undead, don`t even get me started. Those things creep me the drat out.
  70. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 8:56 pm
    "Sightings of the Chrysopelea are usually accompanied by cries of “`what the drat?! Snakes can fly?! I quit life!`”
  71. Profile photo of geek_nimrod
    geek_nimrod Female 18-29
    371 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    The Chinese Giant Salamander was cute!
  72. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 9:19 pm
    Pistol shrimp are completely insane. I want one in a fish tank, but I`m afraid it would break the glass and come kill me in my sleep.
  73. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 9:40 pm
    Dear humans,

    How do you like THEM jet propulsive, poisonous, fanged, super sized, flying, apples?

    -Sincerely, Nature.

  74. Profile photo of Ty-Force
    Ty-Force Male 18-29
    400 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    Flying snake is awesome.
  75. Profile photo of fleafly
    fleafly Male 18-29
    268 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 10:03 pm
    The pistol shrimp is pretty dang exciting.. How about that goblin shark!! wtf???
  76. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 10:13 pm
    that article was HILARIOUS. Great stuff. Scary but great.
  77. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 11:39 pm
    "Dear humans,

    How do you like THEM jet propulsive, poisonous, fanged, super sized, flying, apples?

    -Sincerely, Nature."

    Give us one week and we`ll find a way to hunt, kill, and eat those apples. We guarantee it.

  78. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 2:06 am
    That salamander was awesome! Pistol shrimp is just epic...
  79. Profile photo of Mordatorium
    Mordatorium Male 13-17
    62 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 2:38 am
    Snakes can fly and shrimp can harness the power of the sun. How is it, again, that we are the dominant species on Earth?
  80. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 4:05 am
    Pistol shrimp - my new favorite animal.
  81. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 5:38 am
    Kinda nasty to think about.
  82. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 10:23 am
    hahaha @ loofahboy! good one!
  83. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
    427 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 11:31 am
    goblin shark=wtf of the day...

    and would you be able to have a pistol shrimp without it making your tank explode?

  84. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
    710 posts
    December 4, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    Pistol shrimp = effing awesome
  85. Profile photo of sandrock42
    sandrock42 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 7:38 am
    flying snakes i quit life lol
  86. Profile photo of P1NG4S
    P1NG4S Male 13-17
    1 post
    December 5, 2008 at 8:06 am
    I <3 them 8-)
  87. Profile photo of suprise123
    suprise123 Female 13-17
    59 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    The Thylacine thingy was cute!!!!

    (by the way, look at it`s stomach. It`s prob. starved, so no wonder it`s mad when a dumb human gets close enough to take a pic of it!)


  88. Profile photo of biblebasher
    biblebasher Male 18-29
    194 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 8:09 am
    That was pretty awesome haha, a shrimp with the power of the sun.
  89. Profile photo of bmanthe2
    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    That shark scares me
  90. Profile photo of loopylaura
    loopylaura Female 18-29
    287 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 8:33 am
    my goodness..
  91. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    "A sound so loud that it actually produces light."

    ....That`s flipping awesome.

  92. Profile photo of palevampire
    palevampire Female 13-17
    61 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    i was afraid of sharks before...but now...*shivers*

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