The 12 Worst Versions Of Mall Santa [PICS]

Submitted by: 1CrazyURL 8 years ago in Funny
http://nextround.net/2008/12/02/the-12-worst-versions-of-mall-santa/

Mall Santas can go bad on several different levels. Here are the twelve worst versions…
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Female 139
lol wow the last one..freaking genius
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Male 524
OMG! this is the funniest thing i`ve seen all day!
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Male 2,553
haha saddam
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Female 122
LMAO, ahaha.
Very nice.

I love the `Bad With Baby` Santa.

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Male 868
They all look like Paul Bunyan.
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Female 1,269
the reactions on the flashing santa look so genuine~~~!
so funny XD
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Male 14,331
Can I get a lap dance from Misses Claus for Christmas she looks like she had a nice butt.
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Male 162
haha saddam husein
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Male 170
@ painter13: I think that was just the way his pants were. I hope that was just the way his pants were.
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Male 231
@ Opiebreath:

I demand an Adult Santa now! That is, a Santa for adults.

That`s right now, people--get in place!

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Female 1,564
The first time I ever sat on santas lap, id did fine! and then they took the picture...and it looks like i had 3 mugs of eggnog before we went there lmao. i look so sloshed!

also, the flashing santa picture makes me laugh EVERY time

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Male 1,365
My wife pointed out something really disturbing about touchy feely santa, it looks like he is sporting boneage, I hope it`s photoshopped.
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Male 2,582
Yes, Touchy Feely Santa is awesome.
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Female 12
i thought the touchy feely santa was sweet. like he was trying to take a good picture. but then i saw how his hands were like clutching the girl and it was kind of creepy lol
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Female 15,763
I have a crying in front of Santa picture... my parents used to ALWAYS take me to that damn Macy`s Santaland. xD
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Female 850
He knows when you are sleeping...
He knows wen your awake...
He knows if u been bad or good...

Reminds me of touchy-feels santa...
>.<

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Male 619
Don`t forget Corporate Shill Santa.


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Female 69
flashing santa ftw!
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Male 2,395
LOL at the touchy feely santa, the girl`s face was just priceless.
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Female 262
Like Turnshroud said ...
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Female 77
I thought the first two were kind of adorable. Santas definitely creep me out, though...
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Female 262
LOL @ flashing Santa picture. Look at the mom`s expression.
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Male 1,029
I could just picture the big red `FAIL` written on all of those.. I think this does means epic.
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Male 266
Lol, touchy feely santa owns
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Male 203
in south australia there were two santas working on different myer ends at the same time...
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Female 4,225
Some of those were lolz

I liked the expression on the mom`s face in flashing santa

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Male 194
Just the words "Mall Santa" bring horriable pictures to my head :(
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Male 31
Flashing santa owns!
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Male 1,220
CREEPER SANTA!!
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Female 80
WOW icould do better than that and im a 92 pound girl
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Female 1,690
lmao @ "ok with adults santa" and "sneak a drink" picture, haha.

and...vvvv ...wow. -.-

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Female 497
i was a huge slut with santa pictures when i was 3 i kept wanting to sit on santas lap and hugging him then i found out about lap dances and fetish sex toys for chrismas and spankings <3
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Female 751
Why do ppl make their kids sit on Santa`s lap if they don`t want to: hence all the crying children.... THAT`S truly wrong!
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Male 9,305
Yes, let`s convince our children of mythical people and then when they`re older and in an awkward stage of their lives we crush their dreams of grandeur with a slap of reality.

God damn it people...look down the road for a change!

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Male 330
Pssh... wonder what it takes to get the job of lapdance santa.
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Male 882
saddam santa!!! haaahahhahahah!!!
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Male 4,867
all the kids were crying :P
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Male 3,625
In drinky Santa`s defense, it looks more like iced tea, then like rum, or vodka.
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Male 2,049
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Female 723
I am surprised to see so many santas on the list that look like santa. I grew up with the "oops-forget-my-beard" Santas :)
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Male 48
The last one was plain stupid, but the rest we`re kinda funny.
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Male 429
sweaty santa being the worse.
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Male 264
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