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Date: 12/02/08 09:01 AM

43 Responses to The 12 Worst Versions Of Mall Santa [PICS]

  1. Profile photo of 1CrazyURL
    1CrazyURL Male 30-39
    264 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 7:42 am
    Link: The 12 Worst Versions Of Mall Santa - Mall Santas can go bad on several different levels. Here are the twelve worst versions…
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    theshark350 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 9:05 am
    sweaty santa being the worse.
  3. Profile photo of towlierocks
    towlierocks Male 13-17
    48 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 9:17 am
    The last one was plain stupid, but the rest we`re kinda funny.
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    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 9:20 am
    I am surprised to see so many santas on the list that look like santa. I grew up with the "oops-forget-my-beard" Santas :)
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    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 9:45 am
    Forgot one.

    Bad Santa

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVRmXc8PP...

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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3237 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 9:47 am
    In drinky Santa`s defense, it looks more like iced tea, then like rum, or vodka.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 9:58 am
    all the kids were crying :P
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    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 10:16 am
    saddam santa!!! haaahahhahahah!!!
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    gamerx47 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 10:20 am
    Pssh... wonder what it takes to get the job of lapdance santa.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 10:57 am
    Yes, let`s convince our children of mythical people and then when they`re older and in an awkward stage of their lives we crush their dreams of grandeur with a slap of reality.

    God damn it people...look down the road for a change!

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    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 10:58 am
    Why do ppl make their kids sit on Santa`s lap if they don`t want to: hence all the crying children.... THAT`S truly wrong!
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    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 11:53 am
    i was a huge slut with santa pictures when i was 3 i kept wanting to sit on santas lap and hugging him then i found out about lap dances and fetish sex toys for chrismas and spankings <3
  13. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    lmao @ "ok with adults santa" and "sneak a drink" picture, haha.

    and...vvvv ...wow. -.-

  14. Profile photo of Regal6
    Regal6 Female 13-17
    80 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    WOW icould do better than that and im a 92 pound girl
  15. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    CREEPER SANTA!!
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    slevix Male 18-29
    32 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    Flashing santa owns!
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    biblebasher Male 18-29
    194 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    Just the words "Mall Santa" bring horriable pictures to my head :(
  18. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    Some of those were lolz

    I liked the expression on the mom`s face in flashing santa

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    zilla7777 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    in south australia there were two santas working on different myer ends at the same time...
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    Blacksun1212 Male 13-17
    266 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    Lol, touchy feely santa owns
  21. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 4:22 pm
    I could just picture the big red `FAIL` written on all of those.. I think this does means epic.
  22. Profile photo of HighEndMeep
    HighEndMeep Female 18-29
    262 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    LOL @ flashing Santa picture. Look at the mom`s expression.
  23. Profile photo of kittygreens
    kittygreens Female 18-29
    77 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    I thought the first two were kind of adorable. Santas definitely creep me out, though...
  24. Profile photo of HighEndMeep
    HighEndMeep Female 18-29
    262 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    Like Turnshroud said ...
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    LOL at the touchy feely santa, the girl`s face was just priceless.
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    musicbuff530 Female 18-29
    69 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    flashing santa ftw!
  27. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    Don`t forget Corporate Shill Santa.


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    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 6:45 pm
    He knows when you are sleeping...
    He knows wen your awake...
    He knows if u been bad or good...

    Reminds me of touchy-feels santa...
    >.<

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    I have a crying in front of Santa picture... my parents used to ALWAYS take me to that damn Macy`s Santaland. xD
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    kb_person Female 18-29
    12 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    i thought the touchy feely santa was sweet. like he was trying to take a good picture. but then i saw how his hands were like clutching the girl and it was kind of creepy lol
  31. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    Yes, Touchy Feely Santa is awesome.
  32. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    My wife pointed out something really disturbing about touchy feely santa, it looks like he is sporting boneage, I hope it`s photoshopped.
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    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1517 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    The first time I ever sat on santas lap, id did fine! and then they took the picture...and it looks like i had 3 mugs of eggnog before we went there lmao. i look so sloshed!

    also, the flashing santa picture makes me laugh EVERY time

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    drogue Male 40-49
    231 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 10:54 pm
    @ Opiebreath:

    I demand an Adult Santa now! That is, a Santa for adults.

    That`s right now, people--get in place!

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    Happy-dude Male 13-17
    170 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 12:43 am
    @ painter13: I think that was just the way his pants were. I hope that was just the way his pants were.
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    wtffail Male 13-17
    162 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 1:32 am
    haha saddam husein
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 6:05 am
    Can I get a lap dance from Misses Claus for Christmas she looks like she had a nice butt.
  38. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 8:04 am
    the reactions on the flashing santa look so genuine~~~!
    so funny XD
  39. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 9:23 am
    They all look like Paul Bunyan.
  40. Profile photo of sarahmiche
    sarahmiche Female 18-29
    122 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    LMAO, ahaha.
    Very nice.

    I love the `Bad With Baby` Santa.

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    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    haha saddam
  42. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    OMG! this is the funniest thing i`ve seen all day!
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    baby_ruth Female 18-29
    139 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 11:43 pm
    lol wow the last one..freaking genius

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