The 10 Types of Videos That Make Up 90% of YouTube

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/12/the_10_types_of_videos_that_make_up_90_of_youtube.php

Fact: 90% of YouTube"s several million videos can easily be put into 10 distinct categories. Here they are.
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Male 16
@charmonster bulls eye :)
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Female 24
They also forgot:
*Pro/anti Furry
*Pro/Anti Emo
*(usually)Lousy impersonations of real celebrities/internet celebrities/any stereotype imaginable
*Old memes that have been flogged to all hell
*Rants (people bitching about excriment nobody cares about, so a little different than just a vlog)
*Flame wars
*Parodies

That`s all I can come up with for now.

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Female 695
Also, no fanvids/amvs. I think they win for the most youtube videos.
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Male 562
No youtube poops?
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Female 1,231
(LOL Free Bird).

Cat videos, cleverly and not-so-cleverly disguised rickrolls, flash animations (poor), pirated TV shows? There`s so much more to YouTube than that.

And #1 was fail. I had never even heard of that until now, and searching YT did not turn up 9% of the total volume of videos. =\

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Male 650
That list was a complete fail. I don`t think that person Youtubes.
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Male 1,540
1 - User-uploaded videos
2 - Corporate advertisements.
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Male 2,582
"No cat videos!?

COME ON!"
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My thoughts exactly.

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Male 108
rawr_lolz123 dude did you get a blind man to draw you display picture my 2 year old sis could do better than that
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Female 354
What about anything Twilight related?? I think that should have been on the list
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Female 30
10-LMFAO
9-GAY
8-the "words" typed were gibberish
7-GAYER
6-hehe the user deleted it cuz he was ashamed...
5-?????
4-HOLY SHET
3-OH MY GOD MY EARS HAVE BEEN RAPEDD
2-that girl is BUT UGLY
1-AHHH!
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Male 2,049
The last video at about 4 minutes 5 seconds in I nearly poo my pants.
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Male 4,867
tonnes of crappy halo 3 videos should have its own section
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Female 2,064
That`s right.

VVV

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Male 165
Missing Catergories List:
-Music Videos
-People lip-syncing to the most annoying of songs.
-Rickrolls
-Videos of celebrities that no-one (or non-humans) would give two s**ts about. (Hannah Montana, Jonas Bros, Akon, T.I., etc.)
-"Videos" that are really slideshows
-Video game glitches, high scores, speed runs, etc.
-Screamers (GODDAMN I HATE THESE)
-Music covers
-Commercials.
-Cute animals.
-People in front of webcams talking about things when they can just make an article.
-Youtube Poop
-Movie clips.
-etc.
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Male 778
I have to say the crash video was intense though with or without the music.
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Male 1,468
Youtube Poop, Rickroll, fake game footage, fake brawl footage (shadow as a playable character, toad as a playable character), screamers, AMVs, fake ghost footage, LPs, and Pruane2Forever.
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Male 416
Fail for not mentioning AMVs
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Female 9,572
That was a sertainly a fail.
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Male 31
The list failed to mention AMVs, Videos of pets, Screamers, AMVs, S****y videos that are actually just slideshows, AMVs, and Rickrolls.
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Male 62
A good list, but not a complete one.
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Male 61
and what about youtube poop, retarded animals or crappy fan-made halo trailers
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Male 889
#2 was a girl??
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Male 61
wow that sucked so much )=(
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Male 1,140
this list is completely unrealistic to youtube... YOUTUBE HATES YOU
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Male 180
Yup Brookers suks alot
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Male 123
Meh. Leaves me rather indifferent towards youtube.
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Female 2,220
Oh god I despise Brookers.
And Opie, I was thinking the EXACT same thing.
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Male 320
What about People Show Off Their High Scores On Video Games or Tutorials To Find Something That You Soon Find Out Doesn`t Exist?
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Male 1,226
No MUSIC? 60 percent of all youtube videos are music clips, either self made, or covers, or the originals. This list doesn`t make any sense at all...
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Male 493
I`m sure Scenes With An Imminent Moron could do a better job and VLOG with an occasional cameo from Gladstone.
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Male 602
This had a chance at being funny and accurate, and it ended up being neither. I actually like cracked lists, they would have done this better.
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Female 15,763
No cat videos!?

COME ON!

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Male 1,666
What about Rick Rolls?
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Male 756
"Anime/Video Game AMVs set to Linkin Park"

I think if you look up ANY song on youtube you will find an anime music video for it

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Female 5,139
lol at "video blogs of people who should not be allowed to make video blogs"

it said the video is not available because the user has removed it, you just know he removed it in hope that people wouldnt see him on the list, to bad theres a big picture of hes face before you click play..

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Male 3,301
"Anime/Video Game AMVs set to Linkin Park"

GOD I HATE THOSE DAMN THINGS!

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Female 2,674
They completely missed let`s plays / video game reviews / walk throughs, which is mainly what I watch and there`s a ton of them on youtube. Lameee
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Male 772
And yes, it`s a very, very sad world when people get that happy feeling inside of their empty souls because they get views on the internet when people watch their videos for a reason other than actually liking them.
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Male 772
Anime/Video Game AMVs set to Linkin Park, videos tagged with porn titles yet show absolutely nothing, people playing instruments but so embarrassed to show their face or play in a dark room, and Scare Maze reactions.
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Male 557
the only good part of the star trek star wars mashup that was on the review was the end, actually laughed at Data singing and hitting buttons for music, but that is bad, when someone spends days working on it and the one thing you didn`t edit is the best part.

but that good star trek star wars one.. wow, that was just awesome.

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Male 36
Wow that girl is so annoying!
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Male 2,506
lmfao "teenage girls who get so many views because of perverts who masturbate to them" awesome,
btw RAIN TOMOROW IN SO CAL!
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Male 2,553
yeah this stuff is true.
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Female 4,197
the girl was so annoying...
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Male 268
Yeah, I`m pretty sure this is another repost.
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Female 145
Yeah...

Music videos, prank phone calls/telemarketer calls, and how-to`s should have made this list. And TV clips.

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Female 1,398
They forgot all the music videos.
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Male 7
im sorry but i dont think i laughed so hard at the talentz video haha
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Female 675
what about cute little animals!?
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Male 88
Yes that`s about right.

Sad world. It`s always good to find the good stuff that is outside of these categories. Plus I could only laugh at the Britney dude once. I couldn`t bear watching it again though.

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Male 20,901
Link: The 10 Types of Videos That Make Up 90% of YouTube [Rate Link] - Fact: 90% of YouTube`s several million videos can easily be put into 10 distinct categories. Here they are.
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