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Date: 12/30/08 12:29 PM

149 Responses to Slap Chop

  1. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 6:20 am
    Link: Slap Chop - Vince from the ShamWOW commercials is back, and he can`t be doing this all day!
  2. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    "and you`re going to love my nuts!"

    um...I don`t want to "slap chop" your nuts matey

  3. Profile photo of catsrule313
    catsrule313 Female 13-17
    393 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    ive had something like this from the pampered chef for like 10 years now.
  4. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    I was watching some show about the Nazis on one of the History channels and the Sham Wow commercial came on: "You know the Germans always make good stuff." LOL
  5. Profile photo of wkdrake
    wkdrake Male 13-17
    78 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    "here`s how to order!"
  6. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    You`re gonna love my nuts? Really?

    And it was going so well until I started lmao.

    Kind of a useless product though - the chopping container is so damn tiny.

  7. Profile photo of reidcook1000
    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    381 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    lmao i wonder how many takes it took him to hit the sink. and classic: "we`re gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time." i`m thinkin something along the lines of a whip, a fat guy, and a treadmill
  8. Profile photo of reidcook1000
    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    381 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    btw, lol at fartacus
  9. Profile photo of spundoctor
    spundoctor Male 50-59
    13 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    Did IAB miss the you`re gonna love my nuts when they posted might be considered NSFW
  10. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    Vince looks like he was strangled for about 5 minutes as a child. Not enough to kill him, but enough to give him brain damage.
  11. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    haha I saw this a few days ago. I can see him doing this sh*t for the rest of his life...
  12. Profile photo of clemsonrox
    clemsonrox Female 13-17
    131 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    Your life is gonna be so exciting. Slap your troubles away all day.

    I bet.

  13. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    He`s great......like he has ADHD or does crack.

  14. Profile photo of spazking
    spazking Male 18-29
    301 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    those shamwow commercials suck anyway, especially the experiment with the cola and the carpet

    "we`re gunna do this in real time" bullpoo

  15. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    wow he actually threw right into the sink, wonder how many takes it took to get that right
  16. Profile photo of Alan_W
    Alan_W Male 13-17
    23 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    Your going to love my nuts? Slap your troubles away?

    God I hate this guy so much...

  17. Profile photo of Alan_W
    Alan_W Male 13-17
    23 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    "haha I saw this a few days ago. I can see him doing this sh*t for the rest of his life..."

    Viagara commercials when he`s old? God...I`d hate to see what he would do in that situation...

  18. Profile photo of Ty-Force
    Ty-Force Male 18-29
    400 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    This is better than the shamwow.
  19. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:14 pm
    ah man i was drinking when he said `you`re gonna love my nuts` almost spewed my beverage all over the place
  20. Profile photo of Zombiemike
    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    552 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    nothing like watching Vince slap his nuts around
  21. Profile photo of Guy6870
    Guy6870 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    "where going to make America thin, one slap at a time"
  22. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    "you`re gonna love my nuts" wow i ballleeddd that was funnnyy
  23. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    *snickers* nuts...
  24. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    Best. Salesman. EVER.

    ...I want one.

  25. Profile photo of smells_like
    smells_like Male 18-29
    86 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    i wanna be just like him
  26. Profile photo of cryswhatever
    cryswhatever Female 13-17
    140 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    haha you`ll be skinny and have an exciting life.
    bhahaa i sure did lol
  27. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
    310 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:32 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAH

    "you`re going to love my nuts!"

  28. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    He`s like an American Barry Scott...

    Looks like a good product though.

    LOOKS is the important word.

  29. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    "stop having a boring tuna. stop having a boring life"

    words to live by

  30. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    "your life will be exciting" "We will make America skinny again"
    Wow...he is kindof insulting
  31. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    You`re gonna love my nuts.
  32. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    757 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:42 pm
    ...You know how I know he`s a good salesman?
    I want one...and I`m drating flat broke. xD
  33. Profile photo of CrepesOWrath
    CrepesOWrath Male 18-29
    124 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    Damn, step aside Ron Popeil.
  34. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    "youre gonna have an EXCITING life now!...and you`re gonna love my nuts!"

    that sparkle effect on the chopped strawberry cracked me right up.

    linguini martini bikini? O_o

  35. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:46 pm
    also, can i marry him? and his exciting tuna?
  36. Profile photo of Blacksun1212
    Blacksun1212 Male 13-17
    266 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    " Were gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time." Sweet. * Goes outside and slaps fat lady walking her cat on a leash* HA!
  37. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    i can make america skinny one slap at a time too, i`ll just go find the nearest fat person, slap them and tell them to stop eating. or slap the food out of their hand...whatever works.
  38. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    wow, where do i possibly begin? i think i`ve found my soul mate, and by God will ya check out his nuts!
  39. Profile photo of Blacksun1212
    Blacksun1212 Male 13-17
    266 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    He sliced up his nuts real good. Now u can put it on kids ice cream! That sicko.
  40. Profile photo of SM25
    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    Slap chop, more like..... slap my chop i carnt beleve i dont have one of those. Damn xmas has gone i could do with one of those!
  41. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    "" Were gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time." Sweet. * Goes outside and slaps fat lady walking her cat on a leash* HA!"

    woah, there is a flaw in your plan man! fat ladys dont walk! if they did, they wouldnt be fat!

  42. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    omg i love all the nuts comments haha!
  43. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    oh, i love this comment too ^^

    also, can i marry him? and his exciting tuna?

  44. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:56 pm
    wait did he really just say `de-skins` the garlic`...I WANT A DIVORCE!
  45. Profile photo of sportsfan94
    sportsfan94 Male 13-17
    108 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    haha "your gonna love my nuts"

    btw: at about 0:58, he makes an awesome shot. props to him for that, it made the entire commercial exciting for me

  46. Profile photo of Llamaz
    Llamaz Male 13-17
    339 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:02 pm
    Wow, a rip-off of something that`s been around for at least five or so years.

    Yet, somehow this guy is infinately entertaining. Especially when he says Graty.

  47. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1517 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    Yes, I`m going to love his nuts.
  48. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    I hate this guy. I REALLY want to punch his face. I mean, I DO love his nuts, but that`s about it. Other than that there isn`t any reason my fist and his face shouldn`t meet. Hated him in the ShamWOW thing, hated him more in this. Nice shot 0:58, BTW.
  49. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    I`d love to kick his nuts.
  50. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3288 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    Why can`t they get a regular boom microphone instead of that silly Brittney Spears mic.
  51. Profile photo of Jrockz
    Jrockz Male 18-29
    22 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:11 pm
    hahaha like Llamaz said... this thing was invented by a swiss company calles zyliss in the early 80s !!!!. We have the so called "Zig Zig Zyliss" at home since 10 years :P and yes, its EXACTLY THE SAME
  52. Profile photo of Duhya
    Duhya Male 13-17
    5 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    America skinny "again"? When was it that a majority of the country was skinny? 200 years ago?
  53. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    How many takes do you think it took to get that shot at :58 perfect?

    And am I the only one who`s had one of these things since he was a kid? The only difference with this one is that it comes apart so you can clean it easy. Whoop-dee-fkin-doo...

    This guy definitely has one of those "Punch me in the face" personalities. He doesnt have to say a word. He just exudes that "Kick my ass and leave me lying by the curb" aura. Am I the only one who wants to shove that pop star mic up his ass and record the sound his nuts make when you stomp him?

  54. Profile photo of SGB
    SGB Male 18-29
    156 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    Apparently I`m going to love his nuts
  55. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    Is this real. Marketed to the bored housewives market and sold a recreational way of cooking this advert cant possibly go wrong... Then they get that PRICK in there to make you feel like a c*nt for not having one of these sooner and generally be an non-nice individual. I love this guy he`s funny ass fuc*
  56. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    i am gonna luv his nuts, LOL, jk
  57. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    Lol my sister has owned the exact same thing for years, different company. Oh, and the product looks EXACTLY the same, even down to how it comes apart.
  58. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    How much you wanna bet Vince hates his life?
  59. Profile photo of mooogandi
    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    How much you wanna bet Vince hates his life?

    no my friend, he believes he`s a messiah straight from the heavens above.

  60. Profile photo of ZMDalph
    ZMDalph Male 13-17
    216 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    what ever happened to billy maze being the big time infomercial guy?
  61. Profile photo of Mr_Hym
    Mr_Hym Male 18-29
    208 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    I think we should all take a moment to worship the almighty fauxhawk.

    Oh, and the next time I need a date: "You`re gonna love my nuts. Watch this."

  62. Profile photo of mrtatulas
    mrtatulas Male 18-29
    271 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    The slap chop salsa would be really nice... I hate chopping tomatoes. I might actually consider getting one of these?!
  63. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    Oh god, this guy is the new Billy Mays.

    Whyyyy!?

  64. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    At least he`s more good looking than Billy Mays. MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm... Nuts.
  65. Profile photo of skillz3333
    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    428 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    very convienent product
  66. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    nice microphone, britney spears.
  67. Profile photo of warmst
    warmst Male 30-39
    17 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    "You`re Going to Love my NUTS!"
  68. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    He`s quite the salesman.
  69. Profile photo of wolfpack225
    wolfpack225 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    dude, cool product, but this guy freaks me out, he`s like a child molestor on crack. O.o
  70. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    He must`ve had a a field day with those nuts. Not every day a man gets to slap them in public.
  71. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 3:25 pm

  72. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    "We`re going to make America skinny again one slap at a time."

    I like that.

  73. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    I have something vaguely like this. I got it for christmas, but I`m probably never going to use it.
  74. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    392 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    stop having a boring tuna stop having a boring life
  75. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    You`re going to love my nuts!
  76. Profile photo of MetroStation
    MetroStation Female 13-17
    140 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 4:16 pm
    Did he seriously just say, "You`re gonna love my nuts"?
  77. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    Vince > Billy Mays. Yeah, I went there lol.
  78. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    "you`re gonna love my nuts."
  79. Profile photo of Victory7
    Victory7 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 5:19 pm
    He`s the best product salesmen I`ve ever seen.
  80. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    I don`t particularly like his nuts
  81. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    I...I want to...buy one!?
  82. Profile photo of Llamaz
    Llamaz Male 13-17
    339 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    Oy, Juggalette, try to keep it PG-13 appropriate here, `k? That`s how Fancy likes it.
  83. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    "what ever happened to billy maze being the big time infomercial guy?"

    YOU MEAN THE ONLY MAN IN THE UNIVERSE WHO CAN TALK IN CAPS IN REAL LIFE?

  84. Profile photo of CupOfSTFU
    CupOfSTFU Female 13-17
    162 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    I like how he uses one finger to slap chop his nuts.
  85. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    That slapchop thing is not very shamtastic.
  86. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    Someone take away his cocaine!!!!
  87. Profile photo of Bullish
    Bullish Male 30-39
    108 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    You are going to love my nuts - best line
  88. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    Hell I`d love his nuts period, he just needs a better gig, like porn.

    And I bet he can do it all day. :D

  89. Profile photo of nodar
    nodar Male 18-29
    231 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    he was wrong about me loving his nuts
  90. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    CupOfSTFU

    I like how he uses one finger to slap chop his nuts.


    LOL...thats f-ing funny

  91. Profile photo of LunarMoon
    LunarMoon Female 13-17
    217 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    I actually want that thing.
  92. Profile photo of Ace2309
    Ace2309 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    wow,i know the shamwow doesnt work,but this one doesnt hve choppy scenes,so it might work
  93. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    That guy is without a doubt the best he possibly can be at his job. Good call showing less of his face this time around, his face ain`t no seller.
  94. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    "You`re gonna love my nuts"
  95. Profile photo of ChransaurZ3
    ChransaurZ3 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 8:58 pm
    tacos
    fettuccine
    linguine
    martini
    bikini
  96. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 9:22 pm
    He reminds me of Tweak from South Park
  97. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    wait, i don`t get it. I actually want this.
  98. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    $1.00 for nuts?

    I dunno where you get your ice cream, fella, but at Dairy Queen chopped nuts only cost an extra 25 cents. :|

  99. Profile photo of bullshiznit0
    bullshiznit0 Male 13-17
    177 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 9:56 pm
    "Your gonna love my nuts" -- busted out laughing! Really, I must say though Vince is my favorite, he`s got billy mayes by a mile in my book
  100. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    Vince rocks! I wonder how many takes it took for that over-the-shoulder into-the-sink shot?
  101. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 10:24 pm
    I love you, Vince. Your high pressure sales amuse me while I endure the crap you sell.

    Is it just me, or does Vince seem to take his mannerisms and sales personality from Easy Andy?

  102. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 10:33 pm
    tuna is boring in a whole.
  103. Profile photo of ace420
    ace420 Male 30-39
    69 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 10:43 pm
    He said "Your gonna` love my nuts"
  104. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 11:02 pm
    This guy`s greasier than a ten cent taco
  105. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    Not unawesome, just sleazy
  106. Profile photo of PreoSmo
    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 11:06 pm
    I really want his nuts--I MEAN, that slapchop!
  107. Profile photo of beerbaby
    beerbaby Male 30-39
    84 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 11:25 pm
    "We`re gonna make America skinny again... one slap at a time." Good luck buddy, good luck.
  108. Profile photo of Ughhzombie
    Ughhzombie Female 18-29
    231 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 11:32 pm
    "Life`s hard enough as it is...you don`t wanna cry anymore"...hahahaha...SLAPCHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
  109. Profile photo of Concordia19
    Concordia19 Female 13-17
    68 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 12:35 am
    I am going to love his nuts. I love this guy, he`s nasty and sleazy but he`s great.
  110. Profile photo of MCR
    MCR Female 13-17
    43 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 1:19 am
    "and watch this...tacos."
    wait...wait what??? :D
  111. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 2:04 am
    Vince is my Hero hahaha
  112. Profile photo of Apple_18
    Apple_18 Female 18-29
    475 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 2:08 am
    ughm...cheesy bikini?

    and WHY is that man always wearing that microphone!? it just seems unnecessary to me.

  113. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 3:44 am
    Yeah but how often do you actually chop stuff like that, and if you do, are you really gonna get the Slap Chop out to do a simple cut of like one item in your cooking?

    "You`re gonna love my nuts!" lol. Also how come he said Parmezan with a lisp? "Parmeshan" lol.

    STOP HAVING BORING TUNA!

  114. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 4:42 am
    Stop having boring eggs. STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE.
  115. Profile photo of necros
    necros Male 18-29
    453 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 5:17 am
    "You`re gonna love my nuts!"

    "you can even do it with one finger"

  116. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 6:07 am
    lol this is win. lol this is where the spankbank went bust.
  117. Profile photo of Squarks
    Squarks Male 18-29
    98 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 6:07 am
    whats up with the mic he always wears? was he playing halo between shoots an just forgot to take it off? Oh yeah, tht was an epic shot when he threw the other chopper thing into the sink. he didnt even look, he just knew where it was going to go.
  118. Profile photo of Wentzel142
    Wentzel142 Male 13-17
    136 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 7:57 am
    Tacos.
    Fettuccine.
    Linguine.
    Martini.
    Bikini.

    WAITAMINUTE!

  119. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 8:54 am
    i already have one of those but i think his is better. IAB stop submitting commercials! I`m prone to buy anything. XD
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    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 9:10 am
    I actually got a set of ShamWow in from my sister...and I loved it hahahahha guess what it actually works!
  121. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 9:23 am
    that is an amazing invention
  122. Profile photo of CreamyLover
    CreamyLover Female 18-29
    84 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 10:40 am
    lmao you`ll love my nuts!
  123. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 11:38 am
    Tell you what - throw in a Shamwow with the Slapchop and the Gratey and you got a deal!
  124. Profile photo of MegaBlues
    MegaBlues Male 13-17
    15 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    ROTFLMAO!

    "your gonna love my nuts, you can do it with one finger, even kids can do it!"

    Pervert =3

  125. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    Awesome! I just bought a Shamwow.
  126. Profile photo of bmanthe2
    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    YES!!!
  127. Profile photo of Ace_Cosmo
    Ace_Cosmo Female 13-17
    165 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    Is it just me, or is this commercial full of innuendo?

    "You`re going to be in a great mood all day, because you`re going to be slapping your troubles away."

    "The more you do it, the finer it gets!"

    "You`re going to love my nuts."

    "It`s so easy, one finger!"

    "Just bang it."

    O_o

  128. Profile photo of Charmonster
    Charmonster Female 13-17
    24 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    "YOU MEAN THE ONLY MAN IN THE UNIVERSE WHO CAN TALK IN CAPS IN REAL LIFE?"
    That made me lol.

    I love Vince, he`s so ridiculous.
    If he and Billy combined their awesome shoddy-product selling powers, it`d probably create the Captain Planet of product selling.

  129. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    Is this real, or the spoof guy?
  130. Profile photo of EdwinMango
    EdwinMango Female 13-17
    221 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    All I can say is sham...WOW. I suggested this, too. I love Vince. Everytime the shamWOW commercial comes on everyone in my family rushes to watch it. Vince is my soul mate!
  131. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    I actually would like to see Billy Mays and Vince work together. Everybody in the world would buy the product because of the unstoppable sales force.
  132. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 12:16 am
    i think i just came
  133. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 12:27 am
    i`m not a huge fan of the way they spell "graty".
  134. Profile photo of crazydaiz
    crazydaiz Female 18-29
    251 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 12:45 am
    "you`re gonna love my nuts"

    yes i will, vince
    yes i will

  135. Profile photo of sup_dawg444
    sup_dawg444 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 1:55 am
    Apparently the quality of my life revolves around how long it takes me to chop my vegetables.
    Who knew?
  136. Profile photo of Gjankow
    Gjankow Male 18-29
    54 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 6:57 am
    wooow i want an exciting life!
  137. Profile photo of lloyd525
    lloyd525 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 9:19 am
    @crazydaiz

    im glad i wasnt the only one who noticed that xD

  138. Profile photo of lloyd525
    lloyd525 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 9:21 am
    he says parmesan like "par-may-jahn"
  139. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    Lol @ sup_dawg444 & crazydaiz
  140. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    January 2, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    I love to not trust that guy.
  141. Profile photo of csoup1414
    csoup1414 Female 13-17
    17 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    He was right, I do love his nuts =]
  142. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 6:43 am
    I loved his nuts.

    Twice.

  143. Profile photo of JGESS
    JGESS Male 18-29
    433 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    "slappin your troubles away"... im way ahead of you vince
  144. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    did he say I am gonna love his nuts? lol
    and I am gonna have an exciting life now weee haha
    This guy drives me crazy.."ya with me camera guy" ugh lol
  145. Profile photo of bonzoello
    bonzoello Male 18-29
    228 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    sold!
  146. Profile photo of Invisible2U
    Invisible2U Female 30-39
    107 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    I too loved his nuts because I can slap them with just ONE finger!! How convenient!
  147. Profile photo of lilASS76
    lilASS76 Male 30-39
    4 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 7:24 am
    Martini...Bikini.....priceless!!!
    Oh yeah, nice shot in the sink with the "inferior" chopper!!
  148. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 7:36 am
    Wait how does the parody get better rating than actual ad.
  149. Profile photo of Catx
    Catx Male 18-29
    189 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    You`re gonna love my nuts hahaaa

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