Slap Chop

Submitted by: pat125 8 years ago in Funny

Vince from the ShamWOW commercials is back, and he can"t be doing this all day!
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Male 189
You`re gonna love my nuts hahaaa
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Male 1,718
Wait how does the parody get better rating than actual ad.
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Male 4
Martini...Bikini.....priceless!!!
Oh yeah, nice shot in the sink with the "inferior" chopper!!
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Female 107
I too loved his nuts because I can slap them with just ONE finger!! How convenient!
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Male 228
sold!
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Female 1,604
did he say I am gonna love his nuts? lol
and I am gonna have an exciting life now weee haha
This guy drives me crazy.."ya with me camera guy" ugh lol
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Male 431
"slappin your troubles away"... im way ahead of you vince
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Male 637
I loved his nuts.

Twice.

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Female 17
He was right, I do love his nuts =]
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Male 603
I love to not trust that guy.
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Female 1,407
Lol @ sup_dawg444 & crazydaiz
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Male 98
he says parmesan like "par-may-jahn"
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Male 98
@crazydaiz

im glad i wasnt the only one who noticed that xD

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Male 54
wooow i want an exciting life!
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Male 210
Apparently the quality of my life revolves around how long it takes me to chop my vegetables.
Who knew?
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Female 251
"you`re gonna love my nuts"

yes i will, vince
yes i will

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Male 2,720
i`m not a huge fan of the way they spell "graty".
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Male 610
i think i just came
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Male 731
I actually would like to see Billy Mays and Vince work together. Everybody in the world would buy the product because of the unstoppable sales force.
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Female 221
All I can say is sham...WOW. I suggested this, too. I love Vince. Everytime the shamWOW commercial comes on everyone in my family rushes to watch it. Vince is my soul mate!
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Male 612
Is this real, or the spoof guy?
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Female 24
"YOU MEAN THE ONLY MAN IN THE UNIVERSE WHO CAN TALK IN CAPS IN REAL LIFE?"
That made me lol.

I love Vince, he`s so ridiculous.
If he and Billy combined their awesome shoddy-product selling powers, it`d probably create the Captain Planet of product selling.

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Female 165
Is it just me, or is this commercial full of innuendo?

"You`re going to be in a great mood all day, because you`re going to be slapping your troubles away."

"The more you do it, the finer it gets!"

"You`re going to love my nuts."

"It`s so easy, one finger!"

"Just bang it."

O_o

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Male 390
YES!!!
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Male 1,256
Awesome! I just bought a Shamwow.
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Male 15
ROTFLMAO!

"your gonna love my nuts, you can do it with one finger, even kids can do it!"

Pervert =3

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Male 5,194
Tell you what - throw in a Shamwow with the Slapchop and the Gratey and you got a deal!
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Female 84
lmao you`ll love my nuts!
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Male 1,164
that is an amazing invention
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Female 434
I actually got a set of ShamWow in from my sister...and I loved it hahahahha guess what it actually works!
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Female 385
i already have one of those but i think his is better. IAB stop submitting commercials! I`m prone to buy anything. XD
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Male 136
Tacos.
Fettuccine.
Linguine.
Martini.
Bikini.

WAITAMINUTE!

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Male 98
whats up with the mic he always wears? was he playing halo between shoots an just forgot to take it off? Oh yeah, tht was an epic shot when he threw the other chopper thing into the sink. he didnt even look, he just knew where it was going to go.
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Male 1,718
lol this is win. lol this is where the spankbank went bust.
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Male 453
"You`re gonna love my nuts!"

"you can even do it with one finger"

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Male 1,219
Stop having boring eggs. STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE.
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Male 1,557
Yeah but how often do you actually chop stuff like that, and if you do, are you really gonna get the Slap Chop out to do a simple cut of like one item in your cooking?

"You`re gonna love my nuts!" lol. Also how come he said Parmezan with a lisp? "Parmeshan" lol.

STOP HAVING BORING TUNA!

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Female 475
ughm...cheesy bikini?

and WHY is that man always wearing that microphone!? it just seems unnecessary to me.

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Male 778
Vince is my Hero hahaha
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Female 43
"and watch this...tacos."
wait...wait what??? :D
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Female 68
I am going to love his nuts. I love this guy, he`s nasty and sleazy but he`s great.
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Female 231
"Life`s hard enough as it is...you don`t wanna cry anymore"...hahahaha...SLAPCHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 84
"We`re gonna make America skinny again... one slap at a time." Good luck buddy, good luck.
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Female 472
I really want his nuts--I MEAN, that slapchop!
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Male 367
Not unawesome, just sleazy
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Male 367
This guy`s greasier than a ten cent taco
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Male 69
He said "Your gonna` love my nuts"
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Male 1,109
tuna is boring in a whole.
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Male 731
I love you, Vince. Your high pressure sales amuse me while I endure the crap you sell.

Is it just me, or does Vince seem to take his mannerisms and sales personality from Easy Andy?

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Male 15,832
Vince rocks! I wonder how many takes it took for that over-the-shoulder into-the-sink shot?
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Male 177
"Your gonna love my nuts" -- busted out laughing! Really, I must say though Vince is my favorite, he`s got billy mayes by a mile in my book
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Female 1,142
$1.00 for nuts?

I dunno where you get your ice cream, fella, but at Dairy Queen chopped nuts only cost an extra 25 cents. :|

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Female 1,578
wait, i don`t get it. I actually want this.
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Male 1,666
He reminds me of Tweak from South Park
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Male 28
tacos
fettuccine
linguine
martini
bikini
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Male 650
"You`re gonna love my nuts"
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Male 1,036
That guy is without a doubt the best he possibly can be at his job. Good call showing less of his face this time around, his face ain`t no seller.
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Male 330
wow,i know the shamwow doesnt work,but this one doesnt hve choppy scenes,so it might work
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Female 217
I actually want that thing.
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Male 1,685
CupOfSTFU

I like how he uses one finger to slap chop his nuts.


LOL...thats f-ing funny

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Male 231
he was wrong about me loving his nuts
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Male 9,305
Hell I`d love his nuts period, he just needs a better gig, like porn.

And I bet he can do it all day. :D

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Male 108
You are going to love my nuts - best line
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Male 176
Someone take away his cocaine!!!!
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Male 1,404
That slapchop thing is not very shamtastic.
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Female 162
I like how he uses one finger to slap chop his nuts.
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Male 1,623
"what ever happened to billy maze being the big time infomercial guy?"

YOU MEAN THE ONLY MAN IN THE UNIVERSE WHO CAN TALK IN CAPS IN REAL LIFE?

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Male 338
Oy, Juggalette, try to keep it PG-13 appropriate here, `k? That`s how Fancy likes it.
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Male 3,431
I...I want to...buy one!?
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Male 734
I don`t particularly like his nuts
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Male 362
He`s the best product salesmen I`ve ever seen.
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Female 943
"you`re gonna love my nuts."
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Male 376
Vince > Billy Mays. Yeah, I went there lol.
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Female 140
Did he seriously just say, "You`re gonna love my nuts"?
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Male 614
You`re going to love my nuts!
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Male 391
stop having a boring tuna stop having a boring life
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Male 777
I have something vaguely like this. I got it for christmas, but I`m probably never going to use it.
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Female 1,427
"We`re going to make America skinny again one slap at a time."

I like that.

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Female 1,380

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Male 455
He must`ve had a a field day with those nuts. Not every day a man gets to slap them in public.
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Male 2
dude, cool product, but this guy freaks me out, he`s like a child molestor on crack. O.o
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Male 606
He`s quite the salesman.
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Male 17
"You`re Going to Love my NUTS!"
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Male 2,788
nice microphone, britney spears.
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Male 426
very convienent product
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Female 9,572
At least he`s more good looking than Billy Mays. MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm... Nuts.
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Female 15,763
Oh god, this guy is the new Billy Mays.

Whyyyy!?

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Male 271
The slap chop salsa would be really nice... I hate chopping tomatoes. I might actually consider getting one of these?!
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Male 208
I think we should all take a moment to worship the almighty fauxhawk.

Oh, and the next time I need a date: "You`re gonna love my nuts. Watch this."

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Male 216
what ever happened to billy maze being the big time infomercial guy?
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Male 404
How much you wanna bet Vince hates his life?

no my friend, he believes he`s a messiah straight from the heavens above.

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Female 1,545
How much you wanna bet Vince hates his life?
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Male 599
Lol my sister has owned the exact same thing for years, different company. Oh, and the product looks EXACTLY the same, even down to how it comes apart.
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Male 394
i am gonna luv his nuts, LOL, jk
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Male 2,388
Is this real. Marketed to the bored housewives market and sold a recreational way of cooking this advert cant possibly go wrong... Then they get that PRICK in there to make you feel like a c*nt for not having one of these sooner and generally be an non-nice individual. I love this guy he`s funny ass fuc*
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Male 156
Apparently I`m going to love his nuts
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Male 2,688
How many takes do you think it took to get that shot at :58 perfect?

And am I the only one who`s had one of these things since he was a kid? The only difference with this one is that it comes apart so you can clean it easy. Whoop-dee-fkin-doo...

This guy definitely has one of those "Punch me in the face" personalities. He doesnt have to say a word. He just exudes that "Kick my ass and leave me lying by the curb" aura. Am I the only one who wants to shove that pop star mic up his ass and record the sound his nuts make when you stomp him?

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Male 5
America skinny "again"? When was it that a majority of the country was skinny? 200 years ago?
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Male 22
hahaha like Llamaz said... this thing was invented by a swiss company calles zyliss in the early 80s !!!!. We have the so called "Zig Zig Zyliss" at home since 10 years :P and yes, its EXACTLY THE SAME
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Female 1,211
I`d love to kick his nuts.
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Male 3,646
Why can`t they get a regular boom microphone instead of that silly Brittney Spears mic.
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Male 2,148
I hate this guy. I REALLY want to punch his face. I mean, I DO love his nuts, but that`s about it. Other than that there isn`t any reason my fist and his face shouldn`t meet. Hated him in the ShamWOW thing, hated him more in this. Nice shot 0:58, BTW.
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Female 1,516
Yes, I`m going to love his nuts.
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Male 338
Wow, a rip-off of something that`s been around for at least five or so years.

Yet, somehow this guy is infinately entertaining. Especially when he says Graty.

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Male 108
haha "your gonna love my nuts"

btw: at about 0:58, he makes an awesome shot. props to him for that, it made the entire commercial exciting for me

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Female 761
wait did he really just say `de-skins` the garlic`...I WANT A DIVORCE!
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Male 4,793
oh, i love this comment too ^^

also, can i marry him? and his exciting tuna?

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Male 4,793
omg i love all the nuts comments haha!
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Male 4,793
"" Were gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time." Sweet. * Goes outside and slaps fat lady walking her cat on a leash* HA!"

woah, there is a flaw in your plan man! fat ladys dont walk! if they did, they wouldnt be fat!

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Male 562
Slap chop, more like..... slap my chop i carnt beleve i dont have one of those. Damn xmas has gone i could do with one of those!
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Male 266
He sliced up his nuts real good. Now u can put it on kids ice cream! That sicko.
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Female 761
wow, where do i possibly begin? i think i`ve found my soul mate, and by God will ya check out his nuts!
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Male 4,793
i can make america skinny one slap at a time too, i`ll just go find the nearest fat person, slap them and tell them to stop eating. or slap the food out of their hand...whatever works.
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Male 266
" Were gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time." Sweet. * Goes outside and slaps fat lady walking her cat on a leash* HA!
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Female 1,306
also, can i marry him? and his exciting tuna?
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Female 1,306
"youre gonna have an EXCITING life now!...and you`re gonna love my nuts!"

that sparkle effect on the chopped strawberry cracked me right up.

linguini martini bikini? O_o

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Male 124
Damn, step aside Ron Popeil.
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Male 756
...You know how I know he`s a good salesman?
I want one...and I`m drating flat broke. xD
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Male 1,540
You`re gonna love my nuts.
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Male 5,970
"your life will be exciting" "We will make America skinny again"
Wow...he is kindof insulting
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Male 845
"stop having a boring tuna. stop having a boring life"

words to live by

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Male 4,680
He`s like an American Barry Scott...

Looks like a good product though.

LOOKS is the important word.

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Male 309
HAHAHAHAHAH

"you`re going to love my nuts!"

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Female 140
haha you`ll be skinny and have an exciting life.
bhahaa i sure did lol
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Male 86
i wanna be just like him
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Male 1,289
Best. Salesman. EVER.

...I want one.

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Female 385
*snickers* nuts...
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Male 2,506
"you`re gonna love my nuts" wow i ballleeddd that was funnnyy
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Male 142
"where going to make America thin, one slap at a time"
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Male 552
nothing like watching Vince slap his nuts around
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Male 1,347
ah man i was drinking when he said `you`re gonna love my nuts` almost spewed my beverage all over the place
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Male 400
This is better than the shamwow.
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Male 23
"haha I saw this a few days ago. I can see him doing this sh*t for the rest of his life..."

Viagara commercials when he`s old? God...I`d hate to see what he would do in that situation...

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Male 23
Your going to love my nuts? Slap your troubles away?

God I hate this guy so much...

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Male 420
wow he actually threw right into the sink, wonder how many takes it took to get that right
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Male 301
those shamwow commercials suck anyway, especially the experiment with the cola and the carpet

"we`re gunna do this in real time" bullpoo

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Male 337
He`s great......like he has ADHD or does crack.

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Female 131
Your life is gonna be so exciting. Slap your troubles away all day.

I bet.

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Female 2,289
haha I saw this a few days ago. I can see him doing this sh*t for the rest of his life...
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Male 817
Vince looks like he was strangled for about 5 minutes as a child. Not enough to kill him, but enough to give him brain damage.
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Male 13
Did IAB miss the you`re gonna love my nuts when they posted might be considered NSFW
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Male 381
btw, lol at fartacus
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Male 381
lmao i wonder how many takes it took him to hit the sink. and classic: "we`re gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time." i`m thinkin something along the lines of a whip, a fat guy, and a treadmill
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Female 511
You`re gonna love my nuts? Really?

And it was going so well until I started lmao.

Kind of a useless product though - the chopping container is so damn tiny.

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Male 78
"here`s how to order!" [cue awkward lean in towards the camera]
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Female 529
I was watching some show about the Nazis on one of the History channels and the Sham Wow commercial came on: "You know the Germans always make good stuff." LOL
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Female 393
ive had something like this from the pampered chef for like 10 years now.
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Male 483
"and you`re going to love my nuts!"

um...I don`t want to "slap chop" your nuts matey

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Male 756
Link: Slap Chop [Rate Link] - Vince from the ShamWOW commercials is back, and he can`t be doing this all day!
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