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Date: 12/27/08 12:22 PM

52 Responses to Public Access TV Hell

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1271 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 7:00 am
    Link: Public Access TV Hell - How much do you want to bet these two girls are being forced to sing against their will by a gunman off camera?
  2. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    my dogs just ran out of the room.... seriously
  3. Profile photo of silv134
    silv134 Male 30-39
    120 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    Thats Hot...
  4. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
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    December 27, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    ... Are those eyebrows on the old lady?
  5. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    December 27, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/I-am-...
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    December 27, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    The old lady was enjoying it but the younger one on the right is going to need therapy. I think a mass murderer was threatening to anal rape her chihuahua if she didn`t sing the damn song. She had a "just f***ing shoot me and get it the f**k over with already. This $hit is beyond embarassing. Is it f***ing over yet??" look on her face.

    I LOVE public access. But I hate my cable company so I don`t use them for TV.

  7. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    Public Access TV disturbs me...
    The one on the right looked ready to kill the first person she sees immediately after they`re off-air...
    That wasn`t really good singing either...
  8. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 1:56 pm
    I survived less than a minute of that. Somebody tell me what happened.
  9. Profile photo of asjomaha
    asjomaha Female 30-39
    153 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    Duffytoler: don`t ask me, I couldn`t bear it either...
  10. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    So.. awkward o_o
  11. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    December 27, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq2Vnah7x...
    It was remixed! :D
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    CreamyLover Female 18-29
    84 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    lmao wow
  13. Profile photo of toxic1
    toxic1 Female 18-29
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    December 27, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    ok world citizens :) I`ll fill you in on how things run down here in the south. Church is big down here, real big. The majority of people get their God on every Sunday. In your everyday small (and I mean really small) town each sunday horrible things like you just witnessed happen.
    Horribly dressed people who can`t sing get up in front of about 50 people and sing church music to karoke tracks. Lucky for me I grew up in a music free church and only knew these things happend through word of mouth. The sad thing is because it`s church people feel they have to tell these people they are good so no one gets their feelings hurt! Then in souther tradition they talk about you behind your back but add-bless their heart-so it`s totally ok. Sort of like lying with your fingers crossed you know!!
  14. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    That was very informative, Toxic.

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    imstaringatu Female 18-29
    58 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    This is horrifying. Those poor women. I`m guessing they lost a bet.
  16. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    "ok world citizens :) I`ll fill you in on how things run down here in the south. Church is big down here, real big. The majority of people get their God on every Sunday. In your everyday small (and I mean really small) town each sunday horrible things like you just witnessed happen."

    She`s right. It doesn`t happen so much in the major cities down here, but in those small towns this happens EVERY SUNDAY. It`s scary. O.o;;

    I went with my boyfriend to visit some family of his in Alabama and they tried to get us to go to church... we only agreed because his mom was burning holes through us with her "do it or else" stare.

    And it was almost like that. Scary as hell. DX

  17. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    I emailed this link to Jesus. Henrietta and Merna, the Messiah was not amused. I am cereal.
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    SGB Male 18-29
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    December 27, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    I`m glad religion is such a minor thing which is rarely talked about or discussed where I live.

    I`d go crazy if I had to live around people like this.

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    roariamadino Male 18-29
    270 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    bet there tigers in the sack. miow
  20. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    December 27, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    Oh, dear ugly. Jesus-tapdancing-christ.
  21. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    Dammit!! I was "this" close to converting to Christianity.. But I had to click! Son of a beeoch!
  22. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    Whoa! Thanks for that remix, LillianDulci!
    Mind = Blown @ Calpernia.
  23. Profile photo of ericdee
    ericdee Male 18-29
    182 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    This is so unfortunate.
  24. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    Excellent cinematography. No, really... *cough, cough*
  25. Profile photo of themonorail
    themonorail Male 18-29
    215 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    looks like the sequel to Napoleon Dynamite.
  26. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
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    December 27, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    O M F G
    is this sh*t for real? No... it can`t be , it, it it, it just CAN`T be!!!
  27. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    Another reason why I--along with the rest of the world--never watches public access.
  28. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    Uhh...
  29. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    December 27, 2008 at 7:30 pm
    seriously now....even diehard Christians would struggle to watch this...
  30. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    It`s the pilot for the next Saw movie.
  31. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 8:57 pm
    OMG, my thoughts as I watched this:
    0:01 - It`s the Yo-Momma Model, this is gonna be Christian TV.
    0:12 - Yep.
    0:20 - Why are they focusing on the flowers? Are Henrietta and Mirna flowers?
    0:23 - Aren`t freeze-frames meant to freeze, not jump?
    0:31 - OMG It`s Roseanne`s love child and an alien in a wig! Ph well, looks aren`t important if you are a talented singer.
    0:43 - Which they`re not.
    0:59 - Don`t try a high note again, please don`t try... oh damn, she tried another one.
    1:08 - Cameraman, trying to focus on something beautiful, decides on the blue background.
    1:32 - DON`T do another high!! Please... OMG!! Make it stop!!
    2:01 - It`s only 3:07! I CAN make it to the end! I CAN!
    2:27 - Did... that alien on the right... JUST MOVE!?? I think the hand... nah couldn`t have...
    3:06 - Back to the flowers... sudden fade... jerk to a freeze-frame... I MADE IT!! I MADE IT!!
  32. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 8:59 pm
    Seriously, "Go tell it on the Mountain" is meant to be about the EXCITEMENT and HAPPINESS that Jesus is born!! WOW!!! Jesus is born!! Tell everyone!! Go shout it from the mountain-tops!! We`re so happy!!!

    Does this look like a happy face to you??

  33. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 9:23 pm
    What is the girl on the right thinking about?

    I have seen some pretty angry faces before, but it looks as though she`s trying to hate someone to death...


  34. Profile photo of frenchroast
    frenchroast Male 30-39
    446 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 9:35 pm
    I`d like to see them sing their soulful little number in a black church, for some feedback.
  35. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 9:42 pm
    Lion, I am yanking that picture below. :)
  36. Profile photo of kcpd2050
    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    December 28, 2008 at 12:36 am
    I spanked my monkey while I watched this.
  37. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    December 28, 2008 at 2:11 am
    Aw! They were just nervous!
  38. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    December 28, 2008 at 3:52 am
    I dont know whether to feel sorry for them or laugh meself to death...
  39. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    822 posts
    December 28, 2008 at 6:42 am
    ow
  40. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    December 28, 2008 at 6:44 am
    Henry and Rudolf sure are unhappy looking...
  41. Profile photo of in2gooh
    in2gooh Female 18-29
    317 posts
    December 28, 2008 at 8:21 am
    hahahahahaha. epic uncomfortableness
  42. Profile photo of Pindragon
    Pindragon Male 18-29
    600 posts
    December 28, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    Uhm... I think the one in black was about to burst into tears... WTF?
  43. Profile photo of nodar
    nodar Male 18-29
    231 posts
    December 28, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    so hot
  44. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
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    December 28, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    They look like that cause they were tortured for not telling it on the mountain the first time they were instructed to.
  45. Profile photo of skipidydooda
    skipidydooda Male 13-17
    178 posts
    December 28, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    their enthusiasm is turning me on, damn im horny now
  46. Profile photo of Quillage
    Quillage Male 18-29
    8 posts
    December 28, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    The one with COPD needs to shut-up. The one with bangs needs to get her turn in the spotlight.
  47. Profile photo of Realbman
    Realbman Male 13-17
    342 posts
    December 28, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    I`d tap the one on the left
  48. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    December 28, 2008 at 9:29 pm
    they sure know how to kill x-mas
  49. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    December 29, 2008 at 6:52 am
    They seem as excited as my slippers...Seeing that I don`t have any, it`s not that exciting at all...
  50. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    December 29, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    Lol, religious songs. Always funny.
  51. Profile photo of Apple_18
    Apple_18 Female 18-29
    475 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 1:50 am
    ughm. they look resentful...
  52. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 6, 2009 at 9:59 am
    o0.. heeeeeeeeellllooo 1983

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