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Date: 12/23/08 06:03 PM

45 Responses to Pandas Sentenced To Death

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1277 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    Link: Pandas Sentenced To Death - Don`t screw with the Chinese Government--they`re killers.
  2. Profile photo of Naton
    Naton Male 13-17
    104 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    What the....
  3. Profile photo of matsch888
    matsch888 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    Haha, wow. This reminds me of a low budget Onion.
  4. Profile photo of LastDesprado
    LastDesprado Male 13-17
    114 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 6:08 pm
    i fecking hate people who take everything in life straight from the books. no one ever believes in exeptions anymore
  5. Profile photo of StJimmysgrl
    StJimmysgrl Female 13-17
    33 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    Oh my...I`m not sure what to think. Only...please be fake??
  6. Profile photo of Armanith
    Armanith Female 18-29
    354 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    This is fake... right?!
  7. Profile photo of Eldricht
    Eldricht Male 18-29
    295 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    I hope to hell i can call fake on this...
  8. Profile photo of Pindragon
    Pindragon Male 18-29
    600 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    I am going to assume for the sake of humanity that this is a humorous ploy to poke fun at Chinese birth control laws.
  9. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    I`m pretty sure this one is fake. Lake another poster said, someone is poking fun at chinese birth control laws. I don`t think that the rules would apply to pandas, considering the law is made to reduce human population, and also because pandas are an endangered species anyway.
  10. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    Yes people, this is fake.

    Besides, no one in China is executed for having more than 1 kid, they just don`t have access to certain job benefits for having more than 1 kid.

  11. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    Fake... badly fake.
  12. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    The bastards should have been shot in the town square. That will teach other bears not to f**k with the Chinese government. It might keep the people in line too.
  13. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    Wow... kind of depressing, even though it`s fake. D:
  14. Profile photo of Adoras
    Adoras Male 18-29
    265 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    fake, but funny, since they make fun of commies
  15. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    Haha, as if. XD
  16. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    There are some other thigns with it too, Slm, like a fine and the kid doesn`t get free education, but you`re right. No one is executed.

    Except the pandas... those black and white bastards.

  17. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    What`s next, koalas? D:
  18. Profile photo of Lynea
    Lynea Female 18-29
    267 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    Not funny. :(
  19. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    Damned Pandas, about time someone stood up and did something about them. They`re not above the law!!!
  20. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    PANDAmonium? GTFO!!!!

    Pandas are a brilliant rolemodel for racial harmony,

  21. Profile photo of himmm
    himmm Male 70 & Over
    189 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 9:01 pm
    Was that funny?
  22. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 9:02 pm
    "Fake... badly fake."

    way to go sherlock

  23. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    Wait, if extra members of a cherished endangered species are produced, why in the world would you kill them?
  24. Profile photo of KIKENI
    KIKENI Female 13-17
    354 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 9:16 pm
    mkay then
  25. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 9:30 pm
    I was going to sit here and go "Of course it`s fake, you don`t need to point it out", but then I noticed not everyone got the fake.....

    This saddens me.

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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 9:52 pm
    lawl
  27. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 11:11 pm
    Woah, some really thought this was real. I don`t know what to say.
  28. Profile photo of SpartanV_EX
    SpartanV_EX Male 18-29
    42 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 11:23 pm
    wow... that was so dumb...
  29. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 12:09 am
    Its like the worst kind of cold war propaganda from the 1950s. Absolute lame.
  30. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 12:56 am
    i sort of pity the people who thought this was real...
    But it`s obviously fake, the Chinese government are too busy killing people to have time to waste on executing pandas.
  31. Profile photo of sponged
    sponged Male 18-29
    553 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 2:25 am
    i must be an idiot i thought it was real, but i wasnt sad that tho }-)
  32. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 7:05 am
    Just. Not. Funny.
  33. Profile photo of hottharun
    hottharun Male 13-17
    9 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 7:48 am
    you really thought we would fall for this..............you r so wrong!!!!!!!
  34. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 8:02 am
    That was pretty dumb.
  35. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 10:02 am
    Pretty obviously a fake. People aren`t killed for having more than one child, and Panda`s don`t even count in that law. I read of a Panda in a chinese zoo who gave birth to nine cubs over eleven years. So there.
  36. Profile photo of onemulti
    onemulti Male 18-29
    19 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 10:10 am
    wow, a wonderful use of 57 seconds.

    /sarcasm

  37. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    392 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 10:34 am
    is this real
  38. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 11:28 am
    Fail. If you`re going to make fun of the Chinese, pick on internet censorship or land mines or commie dictatorship - not the "one child per" law.
  39. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 11:38 am
    that was stupid and lame
  40. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    Stupid.

    And panda`s aren`t `gentle creatures`.

    They are vicious, mean, but adorable animals

  41. Profile photo of SoxXxhXcxSeX
    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    i liked the babys in the panda outfits.
    and thats it.
    the guys voice was boring so i skiped threw it all.
  42. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    fghj- Yes, it`s real. And so is Santa and the Easter bunny.
  43. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 5:20 pm
    I gotta agree with PinkAndGreen. Pandas have teeth and claws,and they`ll use them on any stranger stupid enough to try and come close for a hug. Its a shame they`re so misrepresented to the public just to try and gain more funding to further protect them as an endangered species.
  44. Profile photo of CjluvsJC
    CjluvsJC Female 13-17
    7 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    oh my gosh they are endangered and they want them so produce some babies but when they only have two they are sentenced to death ...... ok no offense to the chinese americans but the Chinese goverment is so stupid but a big thanks to them for most of our stuff
  45. Profile photo of EdwinMango
    EdwinMango Female 13-17
    221 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    The only good part was when he said pandamonium. Pandas are mean, they will eat your face.

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