Ninjas Protesting At Pirate Festival

Submitted by: SaintPatty 8 years ago in Funny

A group of ninjas protest at a pirate festival with unexpected results.
There are 97 comments:
Female 710
They should`ve come down from the trees suddenly and then thrown shurikens at everyone, but deliberately make them just barely miss them.
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Male 342
roflmao like a hemorrhoid they will go away sooner or later
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Female 460
Those were some bad, fake ninjas.

Everyone knows ninjas swoop down unnoitced from the treetops in the dead of night, while the pirates are too distracted by beer. >D
And -- and ninjas are supposed to honor their enemies (like not burning the flag) which shames the enemy even more when they show no respect back.

I like real ninjas. But the end, I have to admit, was very ninja..

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Male 212
ninjas ftw
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Male 415
Hilarious!
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Male 191
that was wicked sick lol
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Male 97
lol
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Male 118
pirates imo
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Male 56
Yea Go NINJA GO NINJA GO
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Male 287
GGGAHHAHAHAHA.
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Male 19
my favorite video btw pirates stole my box
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Female 354
XD Pirates aint got nothing on Ninjas
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Female 1,401
NINJAS ARE DEFINATLY HOTTER THAN PIRATES! they have big boobs, they`re just not whorey enough to show them off 24/7.
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Male 1,135
LMAO at the end..
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Male 390
That made me so happy. Ninja > Pirate.
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Female 42
Ninja, ninja, WHAT WHAT?

XD Oh how I would have loved to join that protest!

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Male 3,255
@Loxen

Attractive women are generally more ignorant. They get breaks all throughout their lives and skate by with little to no effort. Many don`t even do well at all in school but still either get better grades from teachers or even just are able to make it without a decent education because... well... your average man will do just about anything for a pair of tits, lol.

So yea, it stands to reason that generally the less attractive ones will be more educated and\or arty and therefore fall more easily into stuff like pirate festivals.

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Male 3,255
Was pretty awesome that it was all good natured and everyone was having fun with it. Kinda scared me at the end, I was like; "Wow wtf dude? Calm your faggot ass down!" But then it was all staged, so it was cool. :P
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Male 315
I really hope all of that was real.
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Female 316
i thought it was real til the end.

...well, maybe it WAS real, but the ending was obviously staged.

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Male 46
what songs are they haha
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Female 243
Lmao "Ninjas > Pirates"

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Male 970
techno viking FTW!!!
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Female 1,231
"Blackbeard lied, ninjas died!" WIN.

Storming a pirate festival... loss. Though I would hardly say that the results were unexpected... >.>

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Female 458
Wow. That seemed really mean to the pirate guys. I don`t think that they had that many people just to set up a joke about a crazy back-stabbity ninja attack...
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Female 1,386
Is there some unwritten rule somewhere that says any Female Cosplaying, roleplaying or dressing in periodic costume has to be fat and ugly? Just curious...
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Male 2,388
thats amazing
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Male 132
omg that was hilarious

—hey, does anyone know what song that was playing in the background.

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Female 267
Lol, gatorade. You can hardly even see her.
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Female 2,927
ninjas are better fighters, but pirates have WAAAYYYY MORE FUN!
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Male 741
Vikings are best
And since they`re BFFs with pirates,
pirates>ninjas
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Female 77
The ending was amazing xD
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Male 1,232
Haha, Pirates are cool and all, but ninjas can totally kick a pirate`s %#$ any day.
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Female 32
I`ve been to things like that and it would be awesome to have a couple ninjas show up. This video was amazing!
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Male 562
For one them pirate are very funny when pissed off. Second, Sign "Pirates stole my xbox" lmao. Third, Song at the end "Go ninjas go ninjas what what" Well funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 246
Wow. I was at that faire. It`s weird to see it up here...
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Male 92
although i support the ninja side cuz im asain like that... id have to say the burning of the pirate flag was a bit too far...
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Male 1,193
"pirates are better cause we have big boobs, lololol"
Wow, she/they were ugly.... I hate ugly girls that think they`re hot.
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Male 1,219
what the HECK?!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG now I doubt the whole thing :(
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Female 493
Buhaha, ninjas are so incredibly lame.

Pirates FTW!

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Male 1,815
That definitely wasn`t expected, to say the least.
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Female 83
Also need to throw out that Johnny Depp`s the only cool pirate, ninja`s are collectively better. <.<
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Male 5
but when people think of a ninja, they don`t picture a ninja shooting people with a gun.
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Female 83
Ninja`s can use a gun if they want.
A samurai lives by the sword and dies by the sword.
But to ninja`s it`s whatever tool gets the job done.

The Valkyrie are more hardcore anyways, so I`m with the viking. ;p

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Male 516
haha i actually believed that pirate guy was really pissed off until the end
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Male 5
The ninja that had a gun is a pirate wanna be because ninjas doesn`t use a gun, pirates do.
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Female 340
I`d rather be a pirate.
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Male 1,835
I`m a viking.... drat pirates. drat ninjas.
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Male 686
OOOOH. I don`t think ninjas are allowed to have guns. They wouldn`t be ninjas anymore or some stuff.
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Male 1,825
ok, well even though that song was the poo and that one guy that got shot had a whiny voice, i believe pirates win, because like they said, they have bigger boobs. I mean, its not the ninja`s faults, its just that most of them are asian and asian girls usually don`t have very big boobies. good show though, very good show. Cheerio!
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Male 309
hahah abllleerrr
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Male 220
HOLY CRAP THAT WAS AMAZING.
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Male 557
(stops video after ending and before credits)
ok kids, now can anyone tell me what that ninja did wrong

"he had a gun?"
good, i would also have accepted
"What ninja?"
because that kids, was a Non Ninja Trying To Be A Ninja or a NNTTBAN for short.

now then, what would a ninja have done in that situation.
"killed the pirate?"
very good, ninjas cannot be in the same area as pirates without there being BATTLE! it goes against the laws of nature.
END OF LESSON ENJOY YOUR MEALS!

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Female 15,763
I`ll always vote for ninjas... even if Johnny Depp looks hot as a pirate, ninjas use soap. Basic hygiene always wins for me.
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Male 575
I liked it except for the ending.
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Male 512
True, but I was going for "If a ninja does anything ANYWHERE he doesn`t make a sound, and if he does, it`ll be the last sound you ever hear."

Askaninja FTW ^_^

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Female 523
I have a riddle for everyone.

If a ninja falls down in the forest, but nobody`s around to hear him, does he still make a sound?
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No because Ninjas don`t fall down.

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Male 5,194
The third "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie missed a glorious opportunity for an epic Pirate vs. Ninja battle scene. They were in the far East, and I`m sitting there on the edge of my seat thinking "any second now, we are going to see Ninjas dropping from the ceiling..."
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Male 512
I have a riddle for everyone.

If a ninja falls down in the forest, but nobody`s around to hear him, does he still make a sound?

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Male 512
Hahahahahaha pirate got drating OWNED!
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Male 302
That was absolutely hilarious.
I thought the whole thing was real, then the ending was like o snap!
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Male 295
That was bloody awesome... but i have to say Ninjas > Pirates, but Ceiling Cat > Ninjas > Pirates > The Banjo
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Male 1,764
I agree: Pirates have bigger moobs.
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Male 56
lol dont drat with the ninja
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Female 102
Ninjas 1
Pirates 0
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Male 64
Ninja`s >>>>>>>> Pirate <<<<<<<<<<<< Ninja`s
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Male 59
LOL EPIC WIN! that guy seemed to be taking to afr, the pirate "there are kids here, dont you know that? ... F*** you man! F*** you!" but the ending was epic
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Female 1,134
lmao ninjas are way f*cking better
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Female 9,572
"http://www.iamboredr.com/ must be destroyed"

Yes, yes it must.

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Male 112
drating lol`ed at the end. That was hilarious.

So you will leave non-nice individual?!
*Nods*
*offers hand*
Okay *sifty eyes*
*BLAM*

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Female 119
"It`s `cause I`m black, isn`t it?"

<3

"We`ve got kids here! drat you!"

Uh, stupid? Watch your language. :-D

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Male 3,301
THAT

WAS

AWESOME.

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Male 11
The song is "Everybody Needs a Ninja" by Matthew Ebel.
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Male 391
Best set-up vid in a long time. NINJAS WIN, for so many reasons. Any non-nice individual can shoot someone, it takes skill to sneak up behind someone and silently cut their throat.
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Female 2,120
PWNED BITCH!
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Male 3,619
hehe...

"this has crossed the line! you`re f***ucking burning poo!? we have kids here!---------- F*** you!"

aw man, i loled so hard x) "Pirates stole my Xbox"
and I liked the ninja song, what was it called? what ever, i wont come back here to find out.

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Female 523
That Iamboredr place must die.

We should all go there at once and crash their servers.

Lets ninja them >.>

In relation to the video.. I MUST KNOW THE NAME OF THAT SONG.

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Male 3,482
BTW, I wish this was real considering how much the Ninja freakin` PWNED the pirate at the end.

And then there`s the Pirate that yelled "we have guns, they have swords."

Well, you just learned a lesson about Ninja`s, didn`t you?

Lol... Damn this being fake...

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Male 123
ninjas for the win
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Male 3,482
SUCK IT PIRATES!

NINJAS ROCK!

And besides, it doesn`t matter HOW big a pirates boobs are, if they`re on a GUY pirate.

You never see a fat-ass ninja.

Not to mention... Pirates are gay, so if you see one with a wench, they just got RAPED.

Pwned, bitches.

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Male 596
haha Awesome!
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Male 134
what is the song at :15?
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Male 391
http://www.iamboredr.com/ must be destroyed
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Female 179
Pirates always kick ninjas butts. Go Pirates!
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Male 1,766
God i hate the westboro ninja church.
And imagine the tension if there were zombies there.
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Male 59
And they say only pirates have guns.
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Male 43
HA! Did not see that coming (for once)
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Male 503
haha, i wish that guy bitching at the end wasnt an actor.
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Male 406
there are 13 ninjas in this comment.
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Male 833
so we have a site infringing on our territory.....

http://www.iamboredr.com/

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Male 2,395
Oh, I thought a video game came out of it. :P
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Male 288
The end made LOL a lot
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Male 2,199
now all that`s missing is some star wars and star trek fans and we would have an all out full blown nerd-fest...
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Male 2,028
Oh, and BTW, Ninjas are better.
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Male 2,028
Oh wow, I completely thought that was real until the end. Great job though, to whoever did it.
The ending was great, unexpected and funny. :-)
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Male 341
"Pirates are better because we have bog boobs."

More like push-up bras and fat on their chest.

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Male 970
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