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Date: 12/24/08 03:22 PM

97 Responses to Ninjas Protesting At Pirate Festival

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 11:23 am
    Link: Ninjas Protesting At Pirate Festival - A group of ninjas protest at a pirate festival with unexpected results.
  2. Profile photo of Gamey91
    Gamey91 Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    "Pirates are better because we have bog boobs."

    More like push-up bras and fat on their chest.

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    gandhi172 Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    Oh wow, I completely thought that was real until the end. Great job though, to whoever did it.
    The ending was great, unexpected and funny. :-)
  4. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    Oh, and BTW, Ninjas are better.
  5. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    now all that`s missing is some star wars and star trek fans and we would have an all out full blown nerd-fest...
  6. Profile photo of RickyGTO
    RickyGTO Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    The end made LOL a lot
  7. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    Oh, I thought a video game came out of it. :P
  8. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    so we have a site infringing on our territory.....

    http://www.iamboredr.com/

  9. Profile photo of schecter5
    schecter5 Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    there are 13 ninjas in this comment.
  10. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    haha, i wish that guy bitching at the end wasnt an actor.
  11. Profile photo of kaffebaggel
    kaffebaggel Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    HA! Did not see that coming (for once)
  12. Profile photo of RetroPoodle
    RetroPoodle Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    And they say only pirates have guns.
  13. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    God i hate the westboro ninja church.
    And imagine the tension if there were zombies there.
  14. Profile photo of Morbeh
    Morbeh Female 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    Pirates always kick ninjas butts. Go Pirates!
  15. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
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    December 24, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    http://www.iamboredr.com/ must be destroyed
  16. Profile photo of RedSuit1
    RedSuit1 Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    what is the song at :15?
  17. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    haha Awesome!
  18. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    SUCK IT PIRATES!

    NINJAS ROCK!

    And besides, it doesn`t matter HOW big a pirates boobs are, if they`re on a GUY pirate.

    You never see a fat-ass ninja.

    Not to mention... Pirates are gay, so if you see one with a wench, they just got RAPED.

    Pwned, bitches.

  19. Profile photo of KING_DANZ
    KING_DANZ Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    ninjas for the win
  20. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    BTW, I wish this was real considering how much the Ninja freakin` PWNED the pirate at the end.

    And then there`s the Pirate that yelled "we have guns, they have swords."

    Well, you just learned a lesson about Ninja`s, didn`t you?

    Lol... Damn this being fake...

  21. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    That Iamboredr place must die.

    We should all go there at once and crash their servers.

    Lets ninja them >.>

    In relation to the video.. I MUST KNOW THE NAME OF THAT SONG.

  22. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    hehe...

    "this has crossed the line! you`re f***ucking burning poo!? we have kids here!---------- F*** you!"

    aw man, i loled so hard x) "Pirates stole my Xbox"
    and I liked the ninja song, what was it called? what ever, i wont come back here to find out.

  23. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    PWNED BITCH!
  24. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    Best set-up vid in a long time. NINJAS WIN, for so many reasons. Any non-nice individual can shoot someone, it takes skill to sneak up behind someone and silently cut their throat.
  25. Profile photo of SushiP
    SushiP Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 4:51 pm
    The song is "Everybody Needs a Ninja" by Matthew Ebel.
  26. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    THAT

    WAS

    AWESOME.

  27. Profile photo of DuHasstMich
    DuHasstMich Female 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    "It`s `cause I`m black, isn`t it?"

    <3

    "We`ve got kids here! drat you!"

    Uh, stupid? Watch your language. :-D

  28. Profile photo of Steyene
    Steyene Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    drating lol`ed at the end. That was hilarious.

    So you will leave non-nice individual?!
    *Nods*
    *offers hand*
    Okay *sifty eyes*
    *BLAM*

  29. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    "http://www.iamboredr.com/ must be destroyed"

    Yes, yes it must.

  30. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    lmao ninjas are way f*cking better
  31. Profile photo of abcdxyz
    abcdxyz Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    LOL EPIC WIN! that guy seemed to be taking to afr, the pirate "there are kids here, dont you know that? ... F*** you man! F*** you!" but the ending was epic
  32. Profile photo of Giraldus117
    Giraldus117 Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    Ninja`s >>>>>>>> Pirate <<<<<<<<<<<< Ninja`s
  33. Profile photo of Aleighsuh
    Aleighsuh Female 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    Ninjas 1
    Pirates 0
  34. Profile photo of antman
    antman Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    lol dont drat with the ninja
  35. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    I agree: Pirates have bigger moobs.
  36. Profile photo of Eldricht
    Eldricht Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    That was bloody awesome... but i have to say Ninjas > Pirates, but Ceiling Cat > Ninjas > Pirates > The Banjo
  37. Profile photo of Ches47
    Ches47 Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    That was absolutely hilarious.
    I thought the whole thing was real, then the ending was like o snap!
  38. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 6:55 pm
    Hahahahahaha pirate got drating OWNED!
  39. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 6:59 pm
    I have a riddle for everyone.

    If a ninja falls down in the forest, but nobody`s around to hear him, does he still make a sound?

  40. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    December 24, 2008 at 7:02 pm
    The third "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie missed a glorious opportunity for an epic Pirate vs. Ninja battle scene. They were in the far East, and I`m sitting there on the edge of my seat thinking "any second now, we are going to see Ninjas dropping from the ceiling..."
  41. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    I have a riddle for everyone.

    If a ninja falls down in the forest, but nobody`s around to hear him, does he still make a sound?
    --
    No because Ninjas don`t fall down.

  42. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 7:25 pm
    True, but I was going for "If a ninja does anything ANYWHERE he doesn`t make a sound, and if he does, it`ll be the last sound you ever hear."

    Askaninja FTW ^_^

  43. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    I liked it except for the ending.
  44. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    I`ll always vote for ninjas... even if Johnny Depp looks hot as a pirate, ninjas use soap. Basic hygiene always wins for me.
  45. Profile photo of MORNAF1
    MORNAF1 Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    (stops video after ending and before credits)
    ok kids, now can anyone tell me what that ninja did wrong

    "he had a gun?"
    good, i would also have accepted
    "What ninja?"
    because that kids, was a Non Ninja Trying To Be A Ninja or a NNTTBAN for short.

    now then, what would a ninja have done in that situation.
    "killed the pirate?"
    very good, ninjas cannot be in the same area as pirates without there being BATTLE! it goes against the laws of nature.
    END OF LESSON ENJOY YOUR MEALS!

  46. Profile photo of 4x4Master
    4x4Master Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    HOLY CRAP THAT WAS AMAZING.
  47. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    hahah abllleerrr
  48. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    ok, well even though that song was the poo and that one guy that got shot had a whiny voice, i believe pirates win, because like they said, they have bigger boobs. I mean, its not the ninja`s faults, its just that most of them are asian and asian girls usually don`t have very big boobies. good show though, very good show. Cheerio!
  49. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    OOOOH. I don`t think ninjas are allowed to have guns. They wouldn`t be ninjas anymore or some stuff.
  50. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    I`m a viking.... drat pirates. drat ninjas.
  51. Profile photo of Raccoon
    Raccoon Female 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    I`d rather be a pirate.
  52. Profile photo of Huevo
    Huevo Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    The ninja that had a gun is a pirate wanna be because ninjas doesn`t use a gun, pirates do.
  53. Profile photo of admisaok
    admisaok Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 8:56 pm
    haha i actually believed that pirate guy was really pissed off until the end
  54. Profile photo of Feylynn
    Feylynn Female 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 9:41 pm
    Ninja`s can use a gun if they want.
    A samurai lives by the sword and dies by the sword.
    But to ninja`s it`s whatever tool gets the job done.

    The Valkyrie are more hardcore anyways, so I`m with the viking. ;p

  55. Profile photo of Huevo
    Huevo Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 9:42 pm
    but when people think of a ninja, they don`t picture a ninja shooting people with a gun.
  56. Profile photo of Feylynn
    Feylynn Female 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    Also need to throw out that Johnny Depp`s the only cool pirate, ninja`s are collectively better. <.<
  57. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 9:47 pm
    That definitely wasn`t expected, to say the least.
  58. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 9:58 pm
    Buhaha, ninjas are so incredibly lame.

    Pirates FTW!

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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 10:51 pm
    what the HECK?!
    ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG now I doubt the whole thing :(
  60. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 11:17 pm
    "pirates are better cause we have big boobs, lololol"
    Wow, she/they were ugly.... I hate ugly girls that think they`re hot.
  61. Profile photo of dynoburger
    dynoburger Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 11:25 pm
    although i support the ninja side cuz im asain like that... id have to say the burning of the pirate flag was a bit too far...
  62. Profile photo of Crystal949
    Crystal949 Female 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 11:28 pm
    Wow. I was at that faire. It`s weird to see it up here...
  63. Profile photo of SM25
    SM25 Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 11:38 pm
    For one them pirate are very funny when pissed off. Second, Sign "Pirates stole my xbox" lmao. Third, Song at the end "Go ninjas go ninjas what what" Well funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  64. Profile photo of Opossum
    Opossum Female 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 11:50 pm
    I`ve been to things like that and it would be awesome to have a couple ninjas show up. This video was amazing!
  65. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
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    December 25, 2008 at 12:40 am
    Haha, Pirates are cool and all, but ninjas can totally kick a pirate`s %#$ any day.
  66. Profile photo of kittygreens
    kittygreens Female 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 12:43 am
    The ending was amazing xD
  67. Profile photo of Monsdurr
    Monsdurr Male 13-17
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    December 25, 2008 at 12:50 am
    Vikings are best
    And since they`re BFFs with pirates,
    pirates>ninjas
  68. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    December 25, 2008 at 1:35 am
    ninjas are better fighters, but pirates have WAAAYYYY MORE FUN!
  69. Profile photo of Lynea
    Lynea Female 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 1:41 am
    Lol, gatorade. You can hardly even see her.
  70. Profile photo of chad_the_bad
    chad_the_bad Male 13-17
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    December 25, 2008 at 2:17 am
    omg that was hilarious

    —hey, does anyone know what song that was playing in the background.

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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 4:51 am
    thats amazing
  72. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
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    December 25, 2008 at 4:59 am
    Is there some unwritten rule somewhere that says any Female Cosplaying, roleplaying or dressing in periodic costume has to be fat and ugly? Just curious...
  73. Profile photo of Will-O-Wisp
    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 6:19 am
    Wow. That seemed really mean to the pirate guys. I don`t think that they had that many people just to set up a joke about a crazy back-stabbity ninja attack...
  74. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 8:42 am
    "Blackbeard lied, ninjas died!" WIN.

    Storming a pirate festival... loss. Though I would hardly say that the results were unexpected... >.>

  75. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 9:18 am
    techno viking FTW!!!
  76. Profile photo of ZazaPink
    ZazaPink Female 13-17
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    December 25, 2008 at 9:23 am
    Lmao "Ninjas > Pirates"

  77. Profile photo of doran127
    doran127 Male 13-17
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    December 25, 2008 at 9:34 am
    what songs are they haha
  78. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
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    December 25, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    i thought it was real til the end.

    ...well, maybe it WAS real, but the ending was obviously staged.

  79. Profile photo of Aramil
    Aramil Male 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    I really hope all of that was real.
  80. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    Was pretty awesome that it was all good natured and everyone was having fun with it. Kinda scared me at the end, I was like; "Wow wtf dude? Calm your faggot ass down!" But then it was all staged, so it was cool. :P
  81. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    @Loxen

    Attractive women are generally more ignorant. They get breaks all throughout their lives and skate by with little to no effort. Many don`t even do well at all in school but still either get better grades from teachers or even just are able to make it without a decent education because... well... your average man will do just about anything for a pair of tits, lol.

    So yea, it stands to reason that generally the less attractive ones will be more educated and\or arty and therefore fall more easily into stuff like pirate festivals.

  82. Profile photo of SuriOokami
    SuriOokami Female 13-17
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    December 25, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    Ninja, ninja, WHAT WHAT?

    XD Oh how I would have loved to join that protest!

  83. Profile photo of bmanthe2
    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
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    December 25, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    That made me so happy. Ninja > Pirate.
  84. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    LMAO at the end..
  85. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    NINJAS ARE DEFINATLY HOTTER THAN PIRATES! they have big boobs, they`re just not whorey enough to show them off 24/7.
  86. Profile photo of Armanith
    Armanith Female 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    XD Pirates aint got nothing on Ninjas
  87. Profile photo of undeadfish
    undeadfish Male 13-17
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    December 25, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    my favorite video btw pirates stole my box
  88. Profile photo of jareddevour
    jareddevour Male 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 9:06 pm
    GGGAHHAHAHAHA.
  89. Profile photo of Moperyman
    Moperyman Male 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 10:57 pm
    Yea Go NINJA GO NINJA GO
  90. Profile photo of Jimmi
    Jimmi Male 13-17
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    December 25, 2008 at 11:10 pm
    pirates imo
  91. Profile photo of bigmaac
    bigmaac Male 18-29
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    December 26, 2008 at 12:00 am
    lol
  92. Profile photo of Ravster
    Ravster Male 13-17
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    December 26, 2008 at 5:06 am
    that was wicked sick lol
  93. Profile photo of Zieveraar
    Zieveraar Male 30-39
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    December 26, 2008 at 8:45 am
    Hilarious!
  94. Profile photo of Cataclism0
    Cataclism0 Male 18-29
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    December 26, 2008 at 9:01 am
    ninjas ftw
  95. Profile photo of jenneh
    jenneh Female 13-17
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    December 26, 2008 at 10:14 am
    Those were some bad, fake ninjas.

    Everyone knows ninjas swoop down unnoitced from the treetops in the dead of night, while the pirates are too distracted by beer. >D
    And -- and ninjas are supposed to honor their enemies (like not burning the flag) which shames the enemy even more when they show no respect back.

    I like real ninjas. But the end, I have to admit, was very ninja..

  96. Profile photo of Realbman
    Realbman Male 13-17
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    December 26, 2008 at 10:22 am
    roflmao like a hemorrhoid they will go away sooner or later
  97. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
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    December 26, 2008 at 10:50 am
    They should`ve come down from the trees suddenly and then thrown shurikens at everyone, but deliberately make them just barely miss them.

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