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Date: 12/23/08 12:05 AM

95 Responses to More Japanese Commuter Train Madness

  1. Profile photo of TheShortestB
    TheShortestB Male 30-39
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    December 22, 2008 at 10:36 pm
    Link: More Japanese Commuter Train Madness - All aboard the fail train.
  2. Profile photo of GloineFiodh
    GloineFiodh Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 12:08 am
    Aw man, That`s awesome.
  3. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 12:08 am
    Wow... noted to buy a bike...
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    patticakes Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 12:12 am
    Has no one ever died in ine if these trains and nobody notices the dead body until they get off?
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    caboose117 Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2008 at 12:19 am
    haha i love failblog
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    RickyGTO Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 12:26 am
    That`s why japan is one of the horniest country in the world... all them people touching each other intensely, someone just has to get touched you know where in there...
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 12:53 am
    There`s a bunch of idiots jamming themselves into a train and you instantly think sex?

    They obviously doing something right...look at their numbers, and add to that how horribly annoying 100% of Japanese girls are when they moan (sounds like torture), and you get one desperate nation, doing a lot of effing.

  8. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 12:58 am
    the trains are not usually this bad in Japan even in the big cities, it only happens during rush hours and sometimes at night when everyone is trying to get home. Otherwise good train system lol
  9. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 1:03 am
    You couldn`t even pop a boner in there without popping a blood vessel.
    But you could get away with a lot of molestin`
  10. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 1:21 am
    But... safety regulations...

    I`m always afraid of crowded trains. See, I can`t stand for long periods of time and meet the requirements for priority seating, But asking someone to move who`s sitting in a seat is so hard. I feel so bad. "Um... can I sit down? I have no toes." Yeah, like they`ll believe me.

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    SoCal Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 1:52 am
    Repost, no?

    RickyGTO is dumb

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    Kiwieh Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2008 at 2:03 am
    A terrorists dream train? >=P
  13. Profile photo of N2O
    N2O Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 2:46 am
    "You couldn`t even pop a boner in there without popping a blood vessel.
    But you could get away with a lot of molestin`"

    But what`s the point of molestin` if you can`t pop a boner?

  14. Profile photo of maddux32
    maddux32 Male 30-39
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    December 23, 2008 at 3:01 am
    "I`m always afraid of crowded trains. See, I can`t stand for long periods of time and meet the requirements for priority seating, But asking someone to move who`s sitting in a seat is so hard. I feel so bad. "Um... can I sit down? I have no toes." Yeah, like they`ll believe me."

    You could always just show em....and then start moaning like that one guy...mmmmmmmmoooooaaaaahahhhhhhhahe wwwwwoooooo hoooooooooooooooooo scoot over.

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    Jackal666 Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 3:09 am
    i wonder how many people suffocated to death during the course of that ride...
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    manorrd Male 30-39
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    December 23, 2008 at 3:24 am
    I like to light up a smoke just see what would happen. I`d be that self-righteous smoker who would finish his cigarette no matter how many people around him bitched. :-)
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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
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    December 23, 2008 at 3:25 am
    this has to be somekind of joke
  18. Profile photo of asjomaha
    asjomaha Female 30-39
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    December 23, 2008 at 3:46 am
    That was hilarious- all they would need is a guy with a lube hose to get them all in faster
  19. Profile photo of unbwogable
    unbwogable Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 4:15 am
    You really wouldn`t have to stand. Friction from all the people would keep you upright...
  20. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 4:18 am
    I`ve seen this before and its still amusing and more than kinda crazy. Sardines.
  21. Profile photo of OleDidrik
    OleDidrik Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 4:25 am
    "Excuse me. This is my stop. Excuse me. Sorry. Coming through!"
  22. Profile photo of JagaLubnaN
    JagaLubnaN Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 4:44 am
    I wonder what it looks like when the doors open... LOL
  23. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
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    December 23, 2008 at 5:14 am
    ok, who farted?
  24. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 5:18 am
    Wow, when I first started watching, I thought all those official looking fellows were going to stop things and tell people to go in a slow orderly manner... then they started pushing too. hahaha
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
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    December 23, 2008 at 5:40 am
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    rebetikas Male 30-39
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    December 23, 2008 at 5:55 am
    I wonder how many people die every year in those trains...
  27. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 6:13 am
    the phrase "packed in like sardines" never seemed more appropriate.
  28. Profile photo of Dahnish
    Dahnish Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2008 at 6:27 am
    You`d think the Japanese would want to invest in trains ;D
  29. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    December 23, 2008 at 6:29 am
    I`ve seen this before, it was on the "Best of Youtube" podcast

    Still funny :)

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    1eleanor2005 Female 13-17
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    December 23, 2008 at 6:33 am
    as if they all actually got in! wow.. that would be so horrible to be inside all hot and clammy :(
  31. Profile photo of wednesday_52
    wednesday_52 Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 6:35 am
    Where do i apply for THAT job?!
  32. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 6:51 am
    What you don`t see is on the other side the people are being shoved out of the doors to make more room.
  33. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 6:55 am
    japan...what have u become:P
    *molest*
  34. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2008 at 7:10 am
    Maybe they`re trying to make a world record of how many people can fit in the train. :D
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    bananajojo Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 7:22 am
    a claustrophobic`s nightmare.
  36. Profile photo of sublime8ball
    sublime8ball Male 30-39
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    December 23, 2008 at 7:27 am
    I`d love to rip a big juicy fart right in the middle of the ride. SUSHI FART!
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 7:30 am
    and what happens when you have to get out...?
    the berlin subway and s trains are bad enough when theyre packed.
  38. Profile photo of Lynea
    Lynea Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 7:37 am
    "You couldn`t even pop a boner in there without popping a blood vessel."
    Yes they could. This IS an Asian country we`re talking about!
  39. Profile photo of reDonkulous
    reDonkulous Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 8:08 am
    i want the job those official dudes have. I wouldn`t be gentle. They`d call me Warden. Yeah, thats a good dream right there.
  40. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
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    December 23, 2008 at 8:11 am
    for the record, not all Japanese trains are like this. This is in the morning during the rush.
  41. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
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    December 23, 2008 at 8:13 am
    i feel bad for rthe first people in they`re the ones getting shoved around im sure!
    im slightly claustrophobic (sp?) i could NOT do that
  42. Profile photo of SammySam
    SammySam Male 40-49
    16 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 8:45 am
    the FAIL train? When did people stop talking normally?
  43. Profile photo of Eldricht
    Eldricht Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 8:54 am
    Holy freaking crap... High five you japanese dudes... you just stuffed hundreds of people into a train, wow...
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    Llamaz Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2008 at 8:59 am
    Sam, you`re on t3h int3rn3ts. Everyone talks abn0rma11y.
  45. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2008 at 9:07 am
    People actually do have that job. I have a cousin who is working as a translator in japan, and has told us about these guys. They`re there to keep everybody moving to prevent over crowding, and they do have to right to make physical contact with you. I suppose it`s just a more tolerant country when in comes to this kind of thing. Just think of how many lawsuits there would be if they did that here in America lol.
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    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 9:08 am
    ummm.... I don`t even KNOW what to say.
  47. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 9:11 am
    Outfire, I had two friends recently visit Japan. They were told to ignore people who just "stared" at them because it was completely okay to do so in Japan. To leave their stuff laying out on a lawn where over like 12,000 people were because no one would touch it (no one did) and, in Japan it`s COMPLETELY okay to just CHANGE out in front of everyone (they were at a water park and everyone was doing this) But my friend was told to find somewhere else to do it because since she`s WHITE, EVERYONE would be staring at her.
  48. Profile photo of Joey11y
    Joey11y Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 9:29 am
    Despite watching that I still want to visit Japan :)
  49. Profile photo of verus
    verus Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 9:45 am
    I had a japanese exchange student in Highschool, him and his buddy were very close. They`d like full on body contact jump on each other and wrestle and stuff it was pretty cool to see them not even be uncomfortable.
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    green_btrfly Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 9:49 am
    woah! That`s one uncomfortable commute, I am sooohooo glad it`s not like that here is the usa.
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    nodar Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 9:52 am
    the consequences of people getting rid of their cars to be "green"


    but seriously, what would happen if someone in the middle wanted to get out but no one else was getting out.... would he just be stuck there?

  52. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 10:12 am
    That was amusing enough, but does anyone else check out the related videos after the video is over?

    I think the related video "robber fail" is about five times as funny, lol.

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    audiosncracy Male 18-29
    186 posts
    December 23, 2008 at 10:34 am
    Just get next to a cute little japanese girl and grope away!

    I can only wonder what would happen if the train crashed or derailed. There`s no crunch zone anymore... it`s packed like sardines.

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    sponged Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 10:43 am
    that video was good and all but i want to see the next one when the doors open and 20 japanese just shoot out the door :-D
  55. Profile photo of Rizel
    Rizel Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 11:09 am
    Audio, just be in the middle. Thats all you can hope for.
  56. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 11:39 am
    would be not worth the discomfort.

    and i watched the robber fail thing... what if the robber wanted ass? would she still be saying take anything you want? and why did they zoom in on her shoulder?!?

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    Angel25 Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 11:58 am
    I simply cannot breathe after watching these train videos! Goodness that`s cramped!
  58. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
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    December 23, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    I hope there aren`t any claustrophobics in there.
  59. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    I was so waiting for one of the doors to crack open and about thirty people fall out along to a "PHBTPHBTPHBT" sound.

    But it`s sad that this is a normal commute for most people. :(

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    Pindragon Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 1:28 pm
    Hell...

    No..

  61. Profile photo of powpowking
    powpowking Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    looks like one of those trains to a german concentration camp......lol the strange atmosphere of that place....
  62. Profile photo of misery106
    misery106 Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    i live in NYC and this would SO not happen! there would be riots in the streets! hell people look at you strange when you wanna sit down next to them!
  63. Profile photo of gibb0
    gibb0 Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    Aren`t guards meant to stop that kinda thing...
  64. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    December 23, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    i like how a couple of them went like "screw this! ill just wait for the next one."
  65. Profile photo of runroy
    runroy Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    What overpopulation?
  66. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    powpowking, your a Dick.
  67. Profile photo of biblebasher
    biblebasher Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    Gonna be some `accidental" boob touching goin on in there.For sure.
  68. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    I like how that guy in the brown coat at the start is like: NOOOOoooooooo....... and his arm just slchops in.
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    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
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    December 23, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    That`s Asian Benny Hill.
  70. Profile photo of bergeracman
    bergeracman Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    if i was in that train, i would be ever watchful for the pair of squashed boobies, for nothing else would make my soldier stand more firmly to attention!
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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    lol, its funny how many guys they need to push people in.

    and `accidental` boob groping for sure :P

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    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    Dude I would so have a panic attack in there. Start hyperventilating the moment I step foot in that overcrowded hell train.
  73. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    December 23, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    Wow. That`s dangerous.
  74. Profile photo of SammySam
    SammySam Male 40-49
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    December 23, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    weirdo chinks
  75. Profile photo of Armanith
    Armanith Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    Mental note to self... never take the train
  76. Profile photo of bonzoello
    bonzoello Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    how is this legal?
  77. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    how terrible. someone could grope you and you wouldn`t know who it was or be able to do anything about it. then again i suppose you could try to move away or push some people only to find that you`ve accidently groped someone else.
  78. Profile photo of Ultimated
    Ultimated Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    HAHAHA, all aboard The Fail Train. :D
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    busdrivertm Male 30-39
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    December 23, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    And thats why so many japanese women complain about being grabbed and they don`t know who, and they can`t do anything cause they`re so cramped up in there. Even if they scream no one can move to help....wow! just wow!
  80. Profile photo of bmanthe2
    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2008 at 10:10 pm
    The Asian race should be proud.
  81. Profile photo of Bouchons
    Bouchons Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 4:06 am
    hahahaha
  82. Profile photo of leprecola
    leprecola Female 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 8:39 am
    well at least they dont have to worry about people falling down packed in like tuna
  83. Profile photo of ToxicPunk
    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 10:12 am
    Man, the whole carriage could be killed off if someone farts! :O
  84. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 2:53 pm
    These videos always crack me up and make me feel sick all at the same time. I`m real claustrophobic and it`s hard to see all those people stuffed in there like that but oh my gawd, it`s all so hilarious too. Is there not another train coming soon? Is that why they all run to get in there? They must go home with bruises all over them from being pushed by those guys (who turn all red in the face from the effort...lol!) The U.S. would never, ever allow this - somebody would get sued!!
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    krabkat Female 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    HAHA...Just saw ToxicPunk`s post:

    "Man, the whole carriage could be killed off if someone farts! "

    Now, THAT`S funny!

  86. Profile photo of A_flying_cow
    A_flying_cow Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    LOL! Get In There!!!
    I can`t believe those gaurds we crammin `em like stuffing into a pillow!!

    but still...ROFL

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    drummfreak Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    ITS LIKE A HUGE ORGIE!
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    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 12:43 am
    ahahah i couldn`t stop laughing

    i`d love to get a job as one of those guys who shove the people in xD

  89. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 12:44 am
    also yeah, how DO they get enough fresh air in there for everyone? ._.
  90. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
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    December 27, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    What is....someone farts...
  91. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
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    December 29, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    If anyone has a video of that door opening (and everyone flying out like a springy snake in a fkae can of nuts), I need to see it! POSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  92. Profile photo of ObamaRama7
    ObamaRama7 Male 18-29
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    December 29, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    I bet that hottie Arlovski could cram `em in better rofl http://tinyurl.com/3plvuh
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    Pataustin11 Male 13-17
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    December 30, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    AHHH IM CLAUSTROFOBIC!
  94. Profile photo of BigBossDogg
    BigBossDogg Male 30-39
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    December 30, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    I think i would say drat to that
  95. Profile photo of CharOo
    CharOo Female 13-17
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    December 30, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    I went to Japan in March of last year. The buses were packed like shiznit every day we went out.

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