More Japanese Commuter Train Madness

Submitted by: TheShortestB 8 years ago in Funny

All aboard the fail train.
There are 95 comments:
Female 1
I went to Japan in March of last year. The buses were packed like shiznit every day we went out.
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Male 132
I think i would say drat to that
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Male 41
AHHH IM CLAUSTROFOBIC!
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Male 21
I bet that hottie Arlovski could cram `em in better rofl http://tinyurl.com/3plvuh
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Male 1,256
If anyone has a video of that door opening (and everyone flying out like a springy snake in a fkae can of nuts), I need to see it! POSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 497
What is....someone farts...
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Female 1,070
also yeah, how DO they get enough fresh air in there for everyone? ._.
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Female 1,070
ahahah i couldn`t stop laughing

i`d love to get a job as one of those guys who shove the people in xD

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Male 62
ITS LIKE A HUGE ORGIE!
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Male 23
LOL! Get In There!!!
I can`t believe those gaurds we crammin `em like stuffing into a pillow!!

but still...ROFL

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Female 1,260
HAHA...Just saw ToxicPunk`s post:

"Man, the whole carriage could be killed off if someone farts! "

Now, THAT`S funny!

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Female 1,260
These videos always crack me up and make me feel sick all at the same time. I`m real claustrophobic and it`s hard to see all those people stuffed in there like that but oh my gawd, it`s all so hilarious too. Is there not another train coming soon? Is that why they all run to get in there? They must go home with bruises all over them from being pushed by those guys (who turn all red in the face from the effort...lol!) The U.S. would never, ever allow this - somebody would get sued!!
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Male 320
Man, the whole carriage could be killed off if someone farts! :O
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Female 84
well at least they dont have to worry about people falling down packed in like tuna
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Male 55
hahahaha
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Male 390
The Asian race should be proud.
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Male 192
And thats why so many japanese women complain about being grabbed and they don`t know who, and they can`t do anything cause they`re so cramped up in there. Even if they scream no one can move to help....wow! just wow!
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Male 147
HAHAHA, all aboard The Fail Train. :D
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Female 385
how terrible. someone could grope you and you wouldn`t know who it was or be able to do anything about it. then again i suppose you could try to move away or push some people only to find that you`ve accidently groped someone else.
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Male 228
how is this legal?
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Female 354
Mental note to self... never take the train
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Male 16
weirdo chinks
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Female 2,064
Wow. That`s dangerous.
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Male 667
Dude I would so have a panic attack in there. Start hyperventilating the moment I step foot in that overcrowded hell train.
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Male 4,867
lol, its funny how many guys they need to push people in.

and `accidental` boob groping for sure :P

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Male 100
if i was in that train, i would be ever watchful for the pair of squashed boobies, for nothing else would make my soldier stand more firmly to attention!
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Male 406
That`s Asian Benny Hill.
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Male 3,619
I like how that guy in the brown coat at the start is like: NOOOOoooooooo....... and his arm just slchops in.
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Male 194
Gonna be some `accidental" boob touching goin on in there.For sure.
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Male 596
powpowking, your a Dick.
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Male 103
What overpopulation?
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Female 2,927
i like how a couple of them went like "screw this! ill just wait for the next one."
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Male 192
Aren`t guards meant to stop that kinda thing...
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Female 32
i live in NYC and this would SO not happen! there would be riots in the streets! hell people look at you strange when you wanna sit down next to them!
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Male 551
looks like one of those trains to a german concentration camp......lol the strange atmosphere of that place....
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Male 600
Hell...

No..

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Male 9,305
I was so waiting for one of the doors to crack open and about thirty people fall out along to a "PHBTPHBTPHBT" sound.

But it`s sad that this is a normal commute for most people. :(

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Female 710
I hope there aren`t any claustrophobics in there.
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Female 297
I simply cannot breathe after watching these train videos! Goodness that`s cramped!
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Male 1,347
would be not worth the discomfort.

and i watched the robber fail thing... what if the robber wanted ass? would she still be saying take anything you want? and why did they zoom in on her shoulder?!?

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Male 213
Audio, just be in the middle. Thats all you can hope for.
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Male 553
that video was good and all but i want to see the next one when the doors open and 20 japanese just shoot out the door :-D
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Male 185
Just get next to a cute little japanese girl and grope away!

I can only wonder what would happen if the train crashed or derailed. There`s no crunch zone anymore... it`s packed like sardines.

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Male 3,482
That was amusing enough, but does anyone else check out the related videos after the video is over?

I think the related video "robber fail" is about five times as funny, lol.

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Male 231
the consequences of people getting rid of their cars to be "green"


but seriously, what would happen if someone in the middle wanted to get out but no one else was getting out.... would he just be stuck there?

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Female 751
woah! That`s one uncomfortable commute, I am sooohooo glad it`s not like that here is the usa.
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Male 36
I had a japanese exchange student in Highschool, him and his buddy were very close. They`d like full on body contact jump on each other and wrestle and stuff it was pretty cool to see them not even be uncomfortable.
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Female 500
Despite watching that I still want to visit Japan :)
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Female 648
Outfire, I had two friends recently visit Japan. They were told to ignore people who just "stared" at them because it was completely okay to do so in Japan. To leave their stuff laying out on a lawn where over like 12,000 people were because no one would touch it (no one did) and, in Japan it`s COMPLETELY okay to just CHANGE out in front of everyone (they were at a water park and everyone was doing this) But my friend was told to find somewhere else to do it because since she`s WHITE, EVERYONE would be staring at her.
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Female 648
ummm.... I don`t even KNOW what to say.
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Male 524
People actually do have that job. I have a cousin who is working as a translator in japan, and has told us about these guys. They`re there to keep everybody moving to prevent over crowding, and they do have to right to make physical contact with you. I suppose it`s just a more tolerant country when in comes to this kind of thing. Just think of how many lawsuits there would be if they did that here in America lol.
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Male 338
Sam, you`re on t3h int3rn3ts. Everyone talks abn0rma11y.
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Male 295
Holy freaking crap... High five you japanese dudes... you just stuffed hundreds of people into a train, wow...
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Male 16
the FAIL train? When did people stop talking normally?
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Female 1,269
i feel bad for rthe first people in they`re the ones getting shoved around im sure!
im slightly claustrophobic (sp?) i could NOT do that
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Female 713
for the record, not all Japanese trains are like this. This is in the morning during the rush.
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Male 210
i want the job those official dudes have. I wouldn`t be gentle. They`d call me Warden. Yeah, thats a good dream right there.
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Female 267
"You couldn`t even pop a boner in there without popping a blood vessel."
Yes they could. This IS an Asian country we`re talking about!
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Male 2,160
and what happens when you have to get out...?
the berlin subway and s trains are bad enough when theyre packed.
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Male 182
I`d love to rip a big juicy fart right in the middle of the ride. SUSHI FART!
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Female 1,401
a claustrophobic`s nightmare.
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Male 2,395
Maybe they`re trying to make a world record of how many people can fit in the train. :D
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Female 2,672
japan...what have u become:P
*molest*
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Male 588
What you don`t see is on the other side the people are being shoved out of the doors to make more room.
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Female 155
Where do i apply for THAT job?!
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Female 324
as if they all actually got in! wow.. that would be so horrible to be inside all hot and clammy :(
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Female 1,653
I`ve seen this before, it was on the "Best of Youtube" podcast

Still funny :)

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Male 64
You`d think the Japanese would want to invest in trains ;D
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Male 1,153
the phrase "packed in like sardines" never seemed more appropriate.
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Male 213
I wonder how many people die every year in those trains...
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Male 2,720
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Male 817
Wow, when I first started watching, I thought all those official looking fellows were going to stop things and tell people to go in a slow orderly manner... then they started pushing too. hahaha
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Male 741
ok, who farted?
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Male 46
I wonder what it looks like when the doors open... LOL
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Male 12
"Excuse me. This is my stop. Excuse me. Sorry. Coming through!"
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Male 575
I`ve seen this before and its still amusing and more than kinda crazy. Sardines.
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Male 555
You really wouldn`t have to stand. Friction from all the people would keep you upright...
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Female 153
That was hilarious- all they would need is a guy with a lube hose to get them all in faster
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Male 1,596
this has to be somekind of joke
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Male 2,372
I like to light up a smoke just see what would happen. I`d be that self-righteous smoker who would finish his cigarette no matter how many people around him bitched. :-)
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Male 31
i wonder how many people suffocated to death during the course of that ride...
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Male 926
"I`m always afraid of crowded trains. See, I can`t stand for long periods of time and meet the requirements for priority seating, But asking someone to move who`s sitting in a seat is so hard. I feel so bad. "Um... can I sit down? I have no toes." Yeah, like they`ll believe me."

You could always just show em....and then start moaning like that one guy...mmmmmmmmoooooaaaaahahhhhhhhahe wwwwwoooooo hoooooooooooooooooo scoot over.

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Male 28
"You couldn`t even pop a boner in there without popping a blood vessel.
But you could get away with a lot of molestin`"

But what`s the point of molestin` if you can`t pop a boner?

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Male 10
A terrorists dream train? >=P
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Male 650
Repost, no?

RickyGTO is dumb

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Female 15,763
But... safety regulations...

I`m always afraid of crowded trains. See, I can`t stand for long periods of time and meet the requirements for priority seating, But asking someone to move who`s sitting in a seat is so hard. I feel so bad. "Um... can I sit down? I have no toes." Yeah, like they`ll believe me.

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Male 1,815
You couldn`t even pop a boner in there without popping a blood vessel.
But you could get away with a lot of molestin`
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Male 1,111
the trains are not usually this bad in Japan even in the big cities, it only happens during rush hours and sometimes at night when everyone is trying to get home. Otherwise good train system lol
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Male 4,004
There`s a bunch of idiots jamming themselves into a train and you instantly think sex?

They obviously doing something right...look at their numbers, and add to that how horribly annoying 100% of Japanese girls are when they moan (sounds like torture), and you get one desperate nation, doing a lot of effing.

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Male 288
That`s why japan is one of the horniest country in the world... all them people touching each other intensely, someone just has to get touched you know where in there...
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Male 1,204
haha i love failblog
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Female 465
Has no one ever died in ine if these trains and nobody notices the dead body until they get off?
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Female 986
Wow... noted to buy a bike...
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Male 252
Aw man, That`s awesome.
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Male 2
Link: More Japanese Commuter Train Madness [Rate Link] - All aboard the fail train.
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