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Date: 12/24/08 06:22 AM

66 Responses to Message For The Ladies

  1. Profile photo of Ty-Force
    Ty-Force Male 18-29
    400 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 8:20 am
    Link: Message For The Ladies - I don`t care about your bleeding vagina. (Some NSFW language.)
  2. Profile photo of Cayday
    Cayday Female 18-29
    143 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 9:27 am
    Wayyyy too long.

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    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 9:38 am
    What a pillock.
    "I love your vaginas, i`ll probably never get the chance to go near all of them"
    Fixed version:
    "I love your vaginas, I`ll never get the chance to go near any of them."

    He looks kind of like a pedo actually.

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    D3 Male 13-17
    722 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 9:38 am
    "If your vagina did something amazing, like make ninja turtle comics, I would care"
    LOL
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    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1517 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 9:44 am
    hahahahahahah, the happy nubbin
  6. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 9:50 am
    hahahahaha wtf am i watching.
  7. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 10:10 am
    XD that was awesome

    7:24 and on. i totally agree.

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    earthshone Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 10:27 am
    HA!
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    are7era Male 18-29
    562 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 10:39 am
    Dude, this guy totally is not getting any vagina whatsoever for the rest of his life. And now that he`s also pissed off gay men, he might as well jump off a bridge.

    PS his beard is not sexy.

  10. Profile photo of thesandwich
    thesandwich Male 18-29
    150 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 10:45 am
    wow, thank you, youtube. For wasting another ten minutes of my life
  11. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 10:49 am
    he somehow manages to say the same thing over and over again for nine minutes
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    kaseyface Female 18-29
    221 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 10:58 am
    ROFL! Oh, there`s just too much here to comment on. I am speechless. What a whiny pansy.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 11:15 am
    Well yeah, she is an idiot. On a pain scale it`s OBVIOUSLY not the same. But the fact that women get their periods once a month for a week gets pretty annoying after a while. Some girls have horrible reactions to it too, requiring heavy prescription drugs.

    But yeah... she`s dumb.

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    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 11:26 am
    I WILL STAB A FORK INTO HIS GUT AND BEGIN TWISTING! THEN HE CAN TELL ME WHICH HURTS MORE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! *begins smashing things ala Godzilla*
  15. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 11:28 am
    "I WILL STAB A FORK INTO HIS GUT AND BEGIN TWISTING! THEN HE CAN TELL ME WHICH HURTS MORE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! *begins smashing things ala Godzilla*"

    definitely kicked in the balls hurts more

  16. Profile photo of RickyGTO
    RickyGTO Male 18-29
    289 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 11:48 am
    I`ve been kicked and punched in the balls, and both times I couldn`t stand up. Can chicks with periods stand up... yes they can.
  17. Profile photo of ByOwlPost
    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 11:53 am
    What a moron. Yeah, okay, whatever dude. Collectively, after a week, some women HAVE suffered more than getting kicked in the nuts. Someone should kick him in the balls =] or remove his balls, to `circumvent` how much whining he`s doing. Bahah.
  18. Profile photo of Bellatrix391
    Bellatrix391 Female 13-17
    176 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    "I`ve been kicked and punched in the balls, and both times I couldn`t stand up. Can chicks with periods stand up... yes they can."

    Actually, I`ve had period pains so bad I haven`t been able to stand. Just lay and weep and try not to throw up or faint...and it`s lasted about four hours...in the middle of the night...when all I want to do is sleep but I can`t because of the horrific pain that just will not back down, whatever pain relief I`ve taken.

    I wish this bloke could experience that and THEN tell me who`s got it worse.

  19. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    the guy has a point. when a girl/woman talk to me about her menstruation, I freak the drat out. DONT talk to guys about it, just leave us alone. Its drating nasty and nobody wants to hear about it. It`s like I would sit down and talk about the consistency of my poop, NOBODY wants to hear about it.
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    Danniiii Female 13-17
    27 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    LOL
    I love him.
  21. Profile photo of msimmons
    msimmons Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    As far as the comparison goes, it`s like comparing a headache to constipation.

    They both suck, but they`re really a bit too different for a direct comparison.

    So shut up.

    As far as guys who say don`t talk to me about your period goes... grow a pair. Guys generally don`t have a problem talking about poo, which is freaking disgusting, but then the thought of a period grosses them up? Like I said, grow a pair.

  22. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    "I wish this bloke could experience that and THEN tell me who`s got it worse."

    He makes the best point in that, if you havent commited suicide after all of these periods, then its nowhere near as bad as getting kicked in the balls

  23. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    "As far as the comparison goes, it`s like comparing a headache to constipation."

    I`d give the edge to headache, all though on average constipation hurts more.

  24. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    Guys dont talk about poo where im from, unless they have downs or other retardations.
    The guys acting like little bitches listening to someone go on and on about her drating period needs to grow a pair and tell them to stfu.
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    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    SOME women would not be lying to say that their periods hurt more. I know someone who would almost throw up every day that they had their period.

    And actually this guy is an idiot because "balls" are not more sensitive than a "vagina" if someone walked up and kicked us DEAD on the vagina, it`d actually hurt MORE.

    BTW, if you don`t care if you don`t care about my bleeding vagina. I don`t care about your "erect" penis... OOOOOOOO!!!

  26. Profile photo of RickyGTO
    RickyGTO Male 18-29
    289 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    Kick a bro in the balls hard enough and he wont be able to produce babies anymore... not only does it hurt but now he just lost his chance at seeing his legacy go on
  27. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    ok... while im not agreeing that having a period is worse than getting kicked in the balls

    what i WILL say is that eventually, (from what i understand) getting kicked in the balls hurts less if you get used to it... like dont those karate people not feel pain anymore?

    cramps hurt every month... and its usually pretty hard to stop teh pain..

    but comparing getting kicked in the balls and bleeding... its not a fair comparison.

  28. Profile photo of Aleighsuh
    Aleighsuh Female 13-17
    102 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    This guy is a moron.
    He called all women irrational and stupid when they get their period. That`s completely false. Some of us can control ourselves.

    IF I EVER MEET THIS GUY, I`M GOING TO GET ALL MY FRIENDS AND WE`RE GOING TO KICK THIS GUY A BAZILLION TIMES RIGHT ON HIS TINY BALLS.

  29. Profile photo of eddorean
    eddorean Male 13-17
    7 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    I honestly couldn`t care less about the average persons pains, if it was a friend then yes whether I believed it was more or less than getting kicked in the balls I would be sympathetic. This guy is just really fed up with it, I don`t believe he is stupid or a chauvanist, but I also hate it when people complain about pains, if you know when they are then there is a way to help it. IF they don`t help themselves but can then what sympathy should I have.

    However most people don`t know when they are going to get kicked in the balls.

    " know someone who would almost throw up every day that they had their period. "

    But once its like that I`d say its worse. But thats the minority. The majority of men say it hurts getting kicked in the balls.

  30. Profile photo of eddorean
    eddorean Male 13-17
    7 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    Oh yeah and to Aleighsuh...

    You said `some of us` meaning minority. I can see where this guy is coming from.

  31. Profile photo of Grrracen
    Grrracen Female 18-29
    101 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 1:41 pm
    "Can chicks with periods stand up... yes they can."

    Actually, I find it hard to remember a period in which I didn`t double over in pain at some point. It usually happens once or twice every time. Somebody`s bound to see me on the ground and I am not a dramatic person. When you see me do something like that, you know it`s gotta hurt for me to be showing it.

  32. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    lmao i agree with him.

    Getting hit in the balls is way more sensitive than having period. Having a period doesn`t make you cry in pain or dry heave.

    Guys have puked getting hit in the balls i`ve seen it.

  33. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    oh and getting kicked in the vagina hurts mostly because of the pubic bone sitting right there. Getting hit in the balls is hitting tissue and nerves... very SOFT tissue and nerves.
  34. Profile photo of jojoabobo
    jojoabobo Female 18-29
    278 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    sometimes it can be worse for girls, i know someone who gets a migrane every time, thats gotta suck. maybe this person that told him that gets a migrane or throws up because of it.

    anyway, merry christmas everyone... XD

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    jinlush Female 13-17
    49 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    um... ok. just because women are able to function when they are on their periods doesn`t mean that getting kicked in the balls hurts more. all it means is that men are f`ing pussies. seriously, they whine so much every time they get hurt or sick, it`s obnoxious.
  36. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    "He called all women irrational and stupid when they get their period. That`s completely false. Some of us can control ourselves."

    she`s probably going through her period right now.

    "all it means is that men are f`ing pussies. seriously, they whine so much every time they get hurt or sick, it`s obnoxious."

    what are you talking about?
    I`ve seen women whine about hangnails

  37. Profile photo of LovlyLivvy19
    LovlyLivvy19 Female 13-17
    1 post
    December 24, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    1. he kinda sounds like jack black(to me)
    2. periods hurt way worse its crampy and bloaty and in general painful
    3. i love his gay rant it was fabulously of topic!
    haha
  38. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    I`m gonna agree with this 100%, and I`m a girl.

    Ladies, your period is nothing.

    However, CHILDBIRTH, mother-effer, any man here couldn`t take it. That`s WAYYYY worse than getting kicked in the balls.

  39. Profile photo of RickyGTO
    RickyGTO Male 18-29
    289 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    Getting hit in the balls is kind of like having your body being electrocuted all of the sudden. You just drop to your knees and your don`t even think about anything other then the jolting pain and the motherphuker who did it. Here is my verdict: Hit to the Balls hurts more then the period, but to my understanding, you ladies hurt for way longer, whereas us guys feel a tremendous pain but its all over quick.
  40. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    getting kicked in the balls hands down hurts more. i dont care how long you woman have to put up with your period. there is nothing you can do to a guy to hurt him more than crush his nuts. at least you girls know when its coming, just take some f*cking advil or something.
  41. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    Okay well as women, even though we don`t have balls, we at least have a semi-understanding of how much it could hurt, since we`ve all been kicked at one point or another somewhere. But this is kind of difficult to gauge for guys since there really is nothing for them to compare to. It`s not really anything like a stomach ache, so unless you have a uterus... yeah.

    Personally, I throw up every month on the first or second day of my period and "knowing it`s coming" doesn`t really give too much advantage to me since I can take like 4 advil/tylenol and still feel pain. I`m not saying that means it hurts more than getting kicked in the balls since I don`t have any, and men can`t say that it`s worse, since they don`t have uteruses (..uteri?lol)

    But I just want to throw this out there, regardless of which hurts more -- how many of you guys get kicked in the nuts every month for five days straight? I didn`t think so.

  42. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    Oh wait okay I actually watched the video and umm.. it`s not even our vaginas that hurt during periods, it`s our UTERUS. So suck it. Kick somebody in the uterus... well that would probably be on par with the pain of being kicked in the balls. So.. this is a really stupid argument if we`re not even talking about the right part of the body.
  43. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    A challenger appears...
    How about getting your balls crushed?
    -wince-
  44. Profile photo of CjluvsJC
    CjluvsJC Female 13-17
    7 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    you freakin retard you can stop some guy from kicking you in the balls and women can not stop our periods from coming and yes i agree that it probably dont hurt as much as guys getting kicked there but idk because i dont have balls but we have our period for a week and depending on how hard you were kicked over all pain of a period probably hurts slighty more than that coulpe of minutes of pain for tha guys
  45. Profile photo of lucehLOW
    lucehLOW Female 18-29
    357 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    i`m sure a girl getting kicked between the legs hurts just as much as the male version

    also, we have to shove PEOPLE out of us

    we win

    xlucyx

  46. Profile photo of lucehLOW
    lucehLOW Female 18-29
    357 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    also

    this is a pointless argument

    it`s a different kind of pain

    we have prolonged cramping pain

    it can be excrutiating

    i`m sure yours is sharp and acute

    also excrutiating, in a different way

    thus

    everyone

    shut the fu.ck up

    =]

    xlucyx

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    deadskull35 Male 18-29
    105 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 6:03 pm
    guys, guys, why must we fight! just go watch stevo throw up<3
  48. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    I don`t know which hurts more, but I do know that girls who talk about their periods are annoying as drat.
  49. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    I agree with this guy... I feel sorry for every guy that gets kicked in the balls.

    But it`s the cramping that hurts. Not the vagina.

  50. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    kinda reminds me of seth rogan...
  51. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    OW MY VAGINA.
  52. Profile photo of Harkannin
    Harkannin Male 18-29
    175 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 9:24 pm
    Menstruation should not be painful. If it is then you should seek treatment for it. (There are many Chinese medicine treatments to make the period void of pain.) And at least guys can try to stop the pain from coming by deflecting it. Many women don`t realize there`s a treatment for their pain so they think they have to have cramps each each and every month. This is probably why they think it`s worse than being kicked in the balls.
  53. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 9:47 pm
    "Okay well as women, even though we don`t have balls, we at least have a semi-understanding of how much it could hurt,"

    no you dont. Its nothing like a regular kick.

    " women can not stop our periods from coming "

    Yes you can. Tubes tied.

    "also, we have to shove PEOPLE out of us"

    I take a dump. Its just like shoving people out... but a lot cheaper


  54. Profile photo of CptNapkins
    CptNapkins Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    Now, I`m seeing both sides. For men it hurts REALLY God damned bad for about half an hour, then hurts to sneeze or pee. Women on the other hand are like "UGHHHH huuurrrrr grrurhruhe." For about a week. That poo must suck, but I would rather have cramps then be kicked in the nuts. I`ve taken quite a few from grinding bails, and jesus do you want to die. There is nothing in your mind hwil you`re doubled over in pain, but OOOWWWWOOWOWOWOOOWOW FUUUUUUUUUUUU- BBBBBBBBAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSS. Then, like men, we suck it up and move on.
  55. Profile photo of saruh
    saruh Female 13-17
    24 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 11:04 pm
    "Yes you can. Tubes tied."

    Actually, no. The uterus still thinks an egg is coming, so it builds up the lining. The only way to stop your period is to have the uterus removed.

    "I take a dump. Its just like shoving people out... but a lot cheaper"

    But still less painful. There are less nerve endings in your ass than in my vagina. :]

  56. Profile photo of cmanatlan
    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    602 posts
    December 24, 2008 at 11:50 pm
    saruh, not if you get the ovaries removed. But then there`s 2 problems:
    What girl wants that?
    You don`t have estrogen anymore, and I`m not too sure, but I think that`s important.
  57. Profile photo of kittygreens
    kittygreens Female 18-29
    77 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 12:53 am
    My cramps only last one day :/ So, the whole "five days of pain" thing doesn`t really apply. Either way, youtube rants are horrible. I wish youtube were never created.
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    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 12:55 am
    Oh man.. I cringed through all 4 minutes of what I watched of that. Not just because it was a guy talking about periods into his webcam, but also at the thought of the forum discussion that would inevitably follow. You are all affirming the second half of my cringe. Don`t worry about the first part; that dude made sure to affirm it several times over.
  59. Profile photo of Lynea
    Lynea Female 18-29
    267 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 1:09 am
    My cramps are really bad. My mom had similar ones, she compared it to giving birth. :|

    I`m pretty much impaired for 5 days at a time.

  60. Profile photo of Lynea
    Lynea Female 18-29
    267 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 1:15 am
    And I get cramps during all of it. So yeah, it sucks.
  61. Profile photo of SmoyBuddy1
    SmoyBuddy1 Female 13-17
    99 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    Well, that was teribly insensitive. I watched about a minute, and then turned it off. That guy has no idea what he`s talking about.
  62. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    if he wasnt such an inconsiderate jerk then maybe he wouldnt get kicked there so often...
  63. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    December 25, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    "Getting kicked in the balls hurt more then menstrual cramp."

    That`s debatable, it depends on the intensity of the kick VS the intensity of the menstrual cramps.

    One thing for sure, I wouldn`t want to trade places with you girls.

    =D

    I love my balls.

  64. Profile photo of fluffyhoob
    fluffyhoob Female 18-29
    195 posts
    December 26, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    lol, i love how men and women argue about which hurts more? seeing as neither of them can experience the other so noone will ever know. i will say that periods are debilitating though for me anyway, and i know women who have it worse than me. i`m lucky i have a bloke who fills hot water bottles for me and takes care of the kids while i lie down to try and get rid of the cramps (which for me feels like early labour most times). have to say it annoys the hell out of me when women describe the consistenacy of the blood and tell you when they need to clean up and stuff though...no need for that lol.
  65. Profile photo of Jismo
    Jismo Female 18-29
    8 posts
    December 27, 2008 at 12:25 am
    well honey we may have bleeding vaginas... but you need to get the sand out of yours lol just kidding honey i loved it coming from a woman pretty good lol!
  66. Profile photo of ForAllThSin
    ForAllThSin Male 18-29
    273 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 10:13 am
    I`ve had a cramp before, i`ve had many cramps in my life time, so i don`t think that the word cramp should be equated to period pains. I imagine the pain would be more like food poisoning or some other long drawn out pretty serious pain. I`ve had food poisoning and i could see how a period would really really suck, hell even if it was just a cramp i could see how it would suck. but if someone said to me, "would you rather have stomach cramps from food poisoning for the next couple hours or would you like me to kick you in the balls a couple times for the next 30 seconds?" my answer will always be, i`ll take the cramps please.

    women, would you rather have period cramps or someone tit punch you till they`re purple for about a minute... see, you`ll probably take the cramp too.

    and i don`t know about you but if someone was kicking me in the nuts all day, i couldn`t just fix it with Dr. Phil and shopping

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