Message For The Ladies

Submitted by: Ty-Force 8 years ago in Funny

I don"t care about your bleeding vagina. (Some NSFW language.)
There are 66 comments:
Male 273
I`ve had a cramp before, i`ve had many cramps in my life time, so i don`t think that the word cramp should be equated to period pains. I imagine the pain would be more like food poisoning or some other long drawn out pretty serious pain. I`ve had food poisoning and i could see how a period would really really suck, hell even if it was just a cramp i could see how it would suck. but if someone said to me, "would you rather have stomach cramps from food poisoning for the next couple hours or would you like me to kick you in the balls a couple times for the next 30 seconds?" my answer will always be, i`ll take the cramps please.

women, would you rather have period cramps or someone tit punch you till they`re purple for about a minute... see, you`ll probably take the cramp too.

and i don`t know about you but if someone was kicking me in the nuts all day, i couldn`t just fix it with Dr. Phil and shopping

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Female 8
well honey we may have bleeding vaginas... but you need to get the sand out of yours lol just kidding honey i loved it coming from a woman pretty good lol!
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Female 195
lol, i love how men and women argue about which hurts more? seeing as neither of them can experience the other so noone will ever know. i will say that periods are debilitating though for me anyway, and i know women who have it worse than me. i`m lucky i have a bloke who fills hot water bottles for me and takes care of the kids while i lie down to try and get rid of the cramps (which for me feels like early labour most times). have to say it annoys the hell out of me when women describe the consistenacy of the blood and tell you when they need to clean up and stuff though...no need for that lol.
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Male 2,172
"Getting kicked in the balls hurt more then menstrual cramp."

That`s debatable, it depends on the intensity of the kick VS the intensity of the menstrual cramps.

One thing for sure, I wouldn`t want to trade places with you girls.

=D

I love my balls.

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Female 527
if he wasnt such an inconsiderate jerk then maybe he wouldnt get kicked there so often...
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Female 99
Well, that was teribly insensitive. I watched about a minute, and then turned it off. That guy has no idea what he`s talking about.
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Female 267
And I get cramps during all of it. So yeah, it sucks.
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Female 267
My cramps are really bad. My mom had similar ones, she compared it to giving birth. :|

I`m pretty much impaired for 5 days at a time.

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Male 1,002
Oh man.. I cringed through all 4 minutes of what I watched of that. Not just because it was a guy talking about periods into his webcam, but also at the thought of the forum discussion that would inevitably follow. You are all affirming the second half of my cringe. Don`t worry about the first part; that dude made sure to affirm it several times over.
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Female 77
My cramps only last one day :/ So, the whole "five days of pain" thing doesn`t really apply. Either way, youtube rants are horrible. I wish youtube were never created.
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Male 602
saruh, not if you get the ovaries removed. But then there`s 2 problems:
What girl wants that?
You don`t have estrogen anymore, and I`m not too sure, but I think that`s important.
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Female 24
"Yes you can. Tubes tied."

Actually, no. The uterus still thinks an egg is coming, so it builds up the lining. The only way to stop your period is to have the uterus removed.

"I take a dump. Its just like shoving people out... but a lot cheaper"

But still less painful. There are less nerve endings in your ass than in my vagina. :]

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Male 1
Now, I`m seeing both sides. For men it hurts REALLY God damned bad for about half an hour, then hurts to sneeze or pee. Women on the other hand are like "UGHHHH huuurrrrr grrurhruhe." For about a week. That poo must suck, but I would rather have cramps then be kicked in the nuts. I`ve taken quite a few from grinding bails, and jesus do you want to die. There is nothing in your mind hwil you`re doubled over in pain, but OOOWWWWOOWOWOWOOOWOW FUUUUUUUUUUUU- BBBBBBBBAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSS. Then, like men, we suck it up and move on.
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Male 7,933
"Okay well as women, even though we don`t have balls, we at least have a semi-understanding of how much it could hurt,"

no you dont. Its nothing like a regular kick.

" women can not stop our periods from coming "

Yes you can. Tubes tied.

"also, we have to shove PEOPLE out of us"

I take a dump. Its just like shoving people out... but a lot cheaper


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Male 175
Menstruation should not be painful. If it is then you should seek treatment for it. (There are many Chinese medicine treatments to make the period void of pain.) And at least guys can try to stop the pain from coming by deflecting it. Many women don`t realize there`s a treatment for their pain so they think they have to have cramps each each and every month. This is probably why they think it`s worse than being kicked in the balls.
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Female 665
OW MY VAGINA.
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Female 447
kinda reminds me of seth rogan...
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Female 2,289
I agree with this guy... I feel sorry for every guy that gets kicked in the balls.

But it`s the cramping that hurts. Not the vagina.

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Male 928
I don`t know which hurts more, but I do know that girls who talk about their periods are annoying as drat.
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Male 105
guys, guys, why must we fight! just go watch stevo throw up<3
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Female 357
also

this is a pointless argument

it`s a different kind of pain

we have prolonged cramping pain

it can be excrutiating

i`m sure yours is sharp and acute

also excrutiating, in a different way

thus

everyone

shut the fu.ck up

=]

xlucyx

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Female 357
i`m sure a girl getting kicked between the legs hurts just as much as the male version

also, we have to shove PEOPLE out of us

we win

xlucyx

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Female 7
you freakin retard you can stop some guy from kicking you in the balls and women can not stop our periods from coming and yes i agree that it probably dont hurt as much as guys getting kicked there but idk because i dont have balls but we have our period for a week and depending on how hard you were kicked over all pain of a period probably hurts slighty more than that coulpe of minutes of pain for tha guys
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Male 650
A challenger appears...
How about getting your balls crushed?
-wince-
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Female 1,677
Oh wait okay I actually watched the video and umm.. it`s not even our vaginas that hurt during periods, it`s our UTERUS. So suck it. Kick somebody in the uterus... well that would probably be on par with the pain of being kicked in the balls. So.. this is a really stupid argument if we`re not even talking about the right part of the body.
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Female 1,677
Okay well as women, even though we don`t have balls, we at least have a semi-understanding of how much it could hurt, since we`ve all been kicked at one point or another somewhere. But this is kind of difficult to gauge for guys since there really is nothing for them to compare to. It`s not really anything like a stomach ache, so unless you have a uterus... yeah.

Personally, I throw up every month on the first or second day of my period and "knowing it`s coming" doesn`t really give too much advantage to me since I can take like 4 advil/tylenol and still feel pain. I`m not saying that means it hurts more than getting kicked in the balls since I don`t have any, and men can`t say that it`s worse, since they don`t have uteruses (..uteri?lol)

But I just want to throw this out there, regardless of which hurts more -- how many of you guys get kicked in the nuts every month for five days straight? I didn`t think so.

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Male 503
getting kicked in the balls hands down hurts more. i dont care how long you woman have to put up with your period. there is nothing you can do to a guy to hurt him more than crush his nuts. at least you girls know when its coming, just take some f*cking advil or something.
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Male 288
Getting hit in the balls is kind of like having your body being electrocuted all of the sudden. You just drop to your knees and your don`t even think about anything other then the jolting pain and the motherphuker who did it. Here is my verdict: Hit to the Balls hurts more then the period, but to my understanding, you ladies hurt for way longer, whereas us guys feel a tremendous pain but its all over quick.
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Female 1,427
I`m gonna agree with this 100%, and I`m a girl.

Ladies, your period is nothing.

However, CHILDBIRTH, mother-effer, any man here couldn`t take it. That`s WAYYYY worse than getting kicked in the balls.

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Female 1
1. he kinda sounds like jack black(to me)
2. periods hurt way worse its crampy and bloaty and in general painful
3. i love his gay rant it was fabulously of topic!
haha
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Male 7,933
"He called all women irrational and stupid when they get their period. That`s completely false. Some of us can control ourselves."

she`s probably going through her period right now.

"all it means is that men are f`ing pussies. seriously, they whine so much every time they get hurt or sick, it`s obnoxious."

what are you talking about?
I`ve seen women whine about hangnails

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Female 49
um... ok. just because women are able to function when they are on their periods doesn`t mean that getting kicked in the balls hurts more. all it means is that men are f`ing pussies. seriously, they whine so much every time they get hurt or sick, it`s obnoxious.
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Female 278
sometimes it can be worse for girls, i know someone who gets a migrane every time, thats gotta suck. maybe this person that told him that gets a migrane or throws up because of it.

anyway, merry christmas everyone... XD

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Female 4,376
oh and getting kicked in the vagina hurts mostly because of the pubic bone sitting right there. Getting hit in the balls is hitting tissue and nerves... very SOFT tissue and nerves.
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Female 4,376
lmao i agree with him.

Getting hit in the balls is way more sensitive than having period. Having a period doesn`t make you cry in pain or dry heave.

Guys have puked getting hit in the balls i`ve seen it.

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Female 101
"Can chicks with periods stand up... yes they can."

Actually, I find it hard to remember a period in which I didn`t double over in pain at some point. It usually happens once or twice every time. Somebody`s bound to see me on the ground and I am not a dramatic person. When you see me do something like that, you know it`s gotta hurt for me to be showing it.

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Male 7
Oh yeah and to Aleighsuh...

You said `some of us` meaning minority. I can see where this guy is coming from.

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Male 7
I honestly couldn`t care less about the average persons pains, if it was a friend then yes whether I believed it was more or less than getting kicked in the balls I would be sympathetic. This guy is just really fed up with it, I don`t believe he is stupid or a chauvanist, but I also hate it when people complain about pains, if you know when they are then there is a way to help it. IF they don`t help themselves but can then what sympathy should I have.

However most people don`t know when they are going to get kicked in the balls.

" know someone who would almost throw up every day that they had their period. "

But once its like that I`d say its worse. But thats the minority. The majority of men say it hurts getting kicked in the balls.

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Female 102
This guy is a moron.
He called all women irrational and stupid when they get their period. That`s completely false. Some of us can control ourselves.

IF I EVER MEET THIS GUY, I`M GOING TO GET ALL MY FRIENDS AND WE`RE GOING TO KICK THIS GUY A BAZILLION TIMES RIGHT ON HIS TINY BALLS.

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Female 675
ok... while im not agreeing that having a period is worse than getting kicked in the balls

what i WILL say is that eventually, (from what i understand) getting kicked in the balls hurts less if you get used to it... like dont those karate people not feel pain anymore?

cramps hurt every month... and its usually pretty hard to stop teh pain..

but comparing getting kicked in the balls and bleeding... its not a fair comparison.

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Male 288
Kick a bro in the balls hard enough and he wont be able to produce babies anymore... not only does it hurt but now he just lost his chance at seeing his legacy go on
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Female 648
SOME women would not be lying to say that their periods hurt more. I know someone who would almost throw up every day that they had their period.

And actually this guy is an idiot because "balls" are not more sensitive than a "vagina" if someone walked up and kicked us DEAD on the vagina, it`d actually hurt MORE.

BTW, if you don`t care if you don`t care about my bleeding vagina. I don`t care about your "erect" penis... OOOOOOOO!!!

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Male 1,526
Guys dont talk about poo where im from, unless they have downs or other retardations.
The guys acting like little bitches listening to someone go on and on about her drating period needs to grow a pair and tell them to stfu.
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Male 7,933
"As far as the comparison goes, it`s like comparing a headache to constipation."

I`d give the edge to headache, all though on average constipation hurts more.

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Male 7,933
"I wish this bloke could experience that and THEN tell me who`s got it worse."

He makes the best point in that, if you havent commited suicide after all of these periods, then its nowhere near as bad as getting kicked in the balls

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Male 244
As far as the comparison goes, it`s like comparing a headache to constipation.

They both suck, but they`re really a bit too different for a direct comparison.

So shut up.

As far as guys who say don`t talk to me about your period goes... grow a pair. Guys generally don`t have a problem talking about poo, which is freaking disgusting, but then the thought of a period grosses them up? Like I said, grow a pair.

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Female 27
LOL
I love him.
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Male 1,526
the guy has a point. when a girl/woman talk to me about her menstruation, I freak the drat out. DONT talk to guys about it, just leave us alone. Its drating nasty and nobody wants to hear about it. It`s like I would sit down and talk about the consistency of my poop, NOBODY wants to hear about it.
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Female 176
"I`ve been kicked and punched in the balls, and both times I couldn`t stand up. Can chicks with periods stand up... yes they can."

Actually, I`ve had period pains so bad I haven`t been able to stand. Just lay and weep and try not to throw up or faint...and it`s lasted about four hours...in the middle of the night...when all I want to do is sleep but I can`t because of the horrific pain that just will not back down, whatever pain relief I`ve taken.

I wish this bloke could experience that and THEN tell me who`s got it worse.

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Female 519
What a moron. Yeah, okay, whatever dude. Collectively, after a week, some women HAVE suffered more than getting kicked in the nuts. Someone should kick him in the balls =] or remove his balls, to `circumvent` how much whining he`s doing. Bahah.
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Male 288
I`ve been kicked and punched in the balls, and both times I couldn`t stand up. Can chicks with periods stand up... yes they can.
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Male 7,933
"I WILL STAB A FORK INTO HIS GUT AND BEGIN TWISTING! THEN HE CAN TELL ME WHICH HURTS MORE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! *begins smashing things ala Godzilla*"

definitely kicked in the balls hurts more

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Female 1,006
I WILL STAB A FORK INTO HIS GUT AND BEGIN TWISTING! THEN HE CAN TELL ME WHICH HURTS MORE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! *begins smashing things ala Godzilla*
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Female 15,763
Well yeah, she is an idiot. On a pain scale it`s OBVIOUSLY not the same. But the fact that women get their periods once a month for a week gets pretty annoying after a while. Some girls have horrible reactions to it too, requiring heavy prescription drugs.

But yeah... she`s dumb.

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Female 221
ROFL! Oh, there`s just too much here to comment on. I am speechless. What a whiny pansy.
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Female 264
he somehow manages to say the same thing over and over again for nine minutes
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Male 150
wow, thank you, youtube. For wasting another ten minutes of my life
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Male 561
Dude, this guy totally is not getting any vagina whatsoever for the rest of his life. And now that he`s also pissed off gay men, he might as well jump off a bridge.

PS his beard is not sexy.

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Male 1,686
HA!
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Male 1,835
XD that was awesome

7:24 and on. i totally agree.

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Female 1,134
hahahahaha wtf am i watching.
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Female 1,537
hahahahahahah, the happy nubbin
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Male 722
"If your vagina did something amazing, like make ninja turtle comics, I would care"
LOL
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Female 691
What a pillock.
"I love your vaginas, i`ll probably never get the chance to go near all of them"
Fixed version:
"I love your vaginas, I`ll never get the chance to go near any of them."

He looks kind of like a pedo actually.

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Female 143
Wayyyy too long.

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Male 400
Link: Message For The Ladies [Rate Link] - I don`t care about your bleeding vagina. (Some NSFW language.)
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