Man Spends Days Unnoticed In Family`s Attic

Submitted by: huck08 8 years ago in
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Merry Christmasas! You get a hobo!!
There are 33 comments:
Male 118
Congratulations! Would the Ferrance family step up and accept their prize? They`ve just won the total dumbass competition!
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Female 58
O_O Okaaaaaaaaaay. Now I`m glad I don`t have an attic.
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Female 1,006
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Female 1,653
"Stanley`s Christmas list" XD

And Stanley obv. didnt give a shiz, "makin noises" an` stealing clothes an` raiding the fridge... and they didn`t notice?

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Male 367
Did anyone else notice "Christmasas" in the description?
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Female 231
"Stanley`s Christmas list"...creepy. I wonder how often he watched them sleep.
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Male 367
How do you not notice? "That`s odd, someone clogged the toilet, emptied the fridge and threw up on the cat, and it wasn`t one of us. Oh well." (Plunges away, happily oblivious)
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Female 102
creepy, but they didn`t notice so its all good
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Male 904
"When he came down from the attic, he was wearing my daughter`s pants and my sweat shirt and sneakers,"

he was obviously going for the URBAN OUTFITTERS look...
-_-

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Male 909
...What a dickface.
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Male 629
xiquiripat, nice to be reminded of the short stories I read in high school. They`d probably pull it off with the right eggnog mix.
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Male 1,526
you nigas would do the same. i`m just sayin, ya damn prudes.
and yes i know what nigas means. was on spelling bee
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Male 381
lmao agreed perfection
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Male 2,160
gods, reminds me of the time my buddy had a hobo in his attic, we heard all sorts of odd noise and where like wtf, went up there with shotgun in hand and find out its some old stinky dude with a huge beard who had passed out from too much vodka, gave him another bottle of vodka and kicked him out the door.
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Male 1,788
"If I were him, I`d hide above the daughters room, make a little hole and spank my monkey all day long.
if she is hot. "

That`s the kind of thing you should keep to yourself.

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Male 1,526
If I were him, I`d hide above the daughters room, make a little hole and spank my monkey all day long.
if she is hot.
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Male 533
if it were some sorta homicidal maniac then i would have had him arrested but if it were just a bum, i would send him off with some old clothes of mine and a couple of bags of old canned food.

BUT NO CAN OPENER, MAHAHAH serves that douche for breaking in my home

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Female 354
I`m so glad that there is nooo way anyone can sneak into my att-*hears a loud crash from upstairs*
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Male 3,620
Tsk tsk Pennsylvania, for shame.

Ya know, I heard noises in my basement last night... hmmm..

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Male 2,313
That is so bad ass.
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Female 4,376
genius..
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Male 3,431
And we all thought it was weird when folks started coming out of the closet...
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Male 387
OMG... I need to go check my attic, BRB.
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Male 1,265
`Stanley`s Christmas List`
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Male 544
I woulda been pissed. That guy just ruined that family`s Christmas! |-(
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Male 4
"he wore my daughters pants"
by pants did it mean pants like underwear pants, or trousers pants?
cuz if it`s the first
that`s kinda creepy
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Male 544
ya im pissed off they finally found me
im now in the white house secret room... dont tell plz
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Male 23
You know what`s sad? If the man died in their home, someone would have sued the family...
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Male 2,422
If I found a guy hiding in my attic I would extend his visitation by walling him up in my basement. You know, like Montresor and Fortunato.
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Male 629
lmao, reminds me of something similar I did with a friend. Except for the creepy self-donation etc. parts o.o
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Male 3,014
He`s got balls, I`ll give him that.
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Female 15,763
Oh my god, it`s JUST like that CSI episode!

...

But without people actually dying.

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Male 426
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