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Date: 12/30/08 03:03 PM

33 Responses to Man Spends Days Unnoticed In Family`s Attic

  1. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 5:09 am
    Link: Man Spends Days Unnoticed In Family`s Attic - Merry Christmasas! You get a hobo!!
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    Oh my god, it`s JUST like that CSI episode!

    ...

    But without people actually dying.

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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    He`s got balls, I`ll give him that.
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    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
    629 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    lmao, reminds me of something similar I did with a friend. Except for the creepy self-donation etc. parts o.o
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    If I found a guy hiding in my attic I would extend his visitation by walling him up in my basement. You know, like Montresor and Fortunato.
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    Alan_W Male 13-17
    23 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    You know what`s sad? If the man died in their home, someone would have sued the family...
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    pick_me Male 18-29
    544 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    ya im pissed off they finally found me
    im now in the white house secret room... dont tell plz
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    georgeg1994 Male 13-17
    4 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    "he wore my daughters pants"
    by pants did it mean pants like underwear pants, or trousers pants?
    cuz if it`s the first
    that`s kinda creepy
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    Mitchster Male 18-29
    544 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    I woulda been pissed. That guy just ruined that family`s Christmas! |-(
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    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    `Stanley`s Christmas List`
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    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    OMG... I need to go check my attic, BRB.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    And we all thought it was weird when folks started coming out of the closet...
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    December 30, 2008 at 6:01 pm
    genius..
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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 6:08 pm
    That is so bad ass.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3236 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    Tsk tsk Pennsylvania, for shame.

    Ya know, I heard noises in my basement last night... hmmm..

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    Armanith Female 18-29
    354 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    I`m so glad that there is nooo way anyone can sneak into my att-*hears a loud crash from upstairs*
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    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    if it were some sorta homicidal maniac then i would have had him arrested but if it were just a bum, i would send him off with some old clothes of mine and a couple of bags of old canned food.

    BUT NO CAN OPENER, MAHAHAH serves that douche for breaking in my home

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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    If I were him, I`d hide above the daughters room, make a little hole and spank my monkey all day long.
    if she is hot.
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    "If I were him, I`d hide above the daughters room, make a little hole and spank my monkey all day long.
    if she is hot. "

    That`s the kind of thing you should keep to yourself.

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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 8:34 pm
    gods, reminds me of the time my buddy had a hobo in his attic, we heard all sorts of odd noise and where like wtf, went up there with shotgun in hand and find out its some old stinky dude with a huge beard who had passed out from too much vodka, gave him another bottle of vodka and kicked him out the door.
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    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    381 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    lmao agreed perfection
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    you nigas would do the same. i`m just sayin, ya damn prudes.
    and yes i know what nigas means. was on spelling bee
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    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
    629 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    xiquiripat, nice to be reminded of the short stories I read in high school. They`d probably pull it off with the right eggnog mix.
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    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 9:52 pm
    ...What a dickface.
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    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 10:02 pm
    "When he came down from the attic, he was wearing my daughter`s pants and my sweat shirt and sneakers,"

    he was obviously going for the URBAN OUTFITTERS look...
    -_-

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    Aleighsuh Female 13-17
    102 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 11:09 pm
    creepy, but they didn`t notice so its all good
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    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 11:28 pm
    How do you not notice? "That`s odd, someone clogged the toilet, emptied the fridge and threw up on the cat, and it wasn`t one of us. Oh well." (Plunges away, happily oblivious)
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    Ughhzombie Female 18-29
    231 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 11:29 pm
    "Stanley`s Christmas list"...creepy. I wonder how often he watched them sleep.
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    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 11:34 pm
    Did anyone else notice "Christmasas" in the description?
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 1:35 am
    "Stanley`s Christmas list" XD

    And Stanley obv. didnt give a shiz, "makin noises" an` stealing clothes an` raiding the fridge... and they didn`t notice?

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    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 5:01 am
    Doesn`t beat this one: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...
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    Kleio Female 13-17
    58 posts
    December 31, 2008 at 7:56 am
    O_O Okaaaaaaaaaay. Now I`m glad I don`t have an attic.
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    robrobrob125 Male 13-17
    118 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    Congratulations! Would the Ferrance family step up and accept their prize? They`ve just won the total dumbass competition!

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