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  1. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    820 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    Link: Man Bleeds To Death From...? - Chopped off pinkie toe? Hang nail? Bad case of acne? You make the call.
  2. Profile photo of shakethebox
    shakethebox Male 18-29
    339 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    How dumb do you have to be?
  3. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    `I thought he must have fallen out of bed and hit his head but it was obvious he was almost certainly dead.`

    lolpoem

  4. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    getting his arms chopped off?
  5. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    damn, i was close.
  6. Profile photo of Victory7
    Victory7 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    After reading the full article, his story was actually incredibly sad. He was fit, young, then a brain hemorrhage renders him unable to work. With no family, he slipped into dementia from alcoholism, and one day bleed to death from picking his nose. Hell, his family is already dead and gone, who will miss him? =(
  7. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    You have stop when you feel resistance.
  8. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    :(
  9. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    And people might want to read the whole article... he was not an idiot, or dumb... he was demented.
  10. Profile photo of ak4775
    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    Damn. Dying alone from picking your nose and bleeding to death? Bleak, very bleak.
  11. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    that`s just messed up. Lots of people alone over there.(=-I
  12. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    Holy crap.

    I figured that you`d have to be a hemophiliac if you die of picking your nose too much.

  13. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    wow, i kind of feel like a ass for making a joke about this after reading the article. the fact that there are so many elderly people that are completely alone makes me incredibly sad.
  14. Profile photo of DannyDanko
    DannyDanko Male 13-17
    254 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    i was picking my nose when i read this. haha.
  15. Profile photo of KnightRockr
    KnightRockr Male 18-29
    167 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    *slowly takes finger out of nose* holy s**t
  16. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    i just couldn`t stop laughing after i read this line, "he recorded a verdict of misadventure."

    hahahaha

  17. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    Well I was not expecting that!
  18. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    I`m really sick of theses "you make the call" descriptions. I want to know first hand what the heck I`m going to read. Thanks.
  19. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    I knew it was from a self-inflicted hole in the head, I just guessed the wrong method.
  20. Profile photo of pighumper
    pighumper Male 30-39
    338 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    looks like i should get a new hobby.
  21. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
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    December 9, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    thats saddening. also, my guess was picking...a scab
  22. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    thats just embarrassing
  23. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    955 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    "I thought he must have fallen out of bed and hit his head
    but it was obvious he was almost certainly dead."

    He`s a poet and he doesn`t know it!

  24. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    there you go kids, goldmining and chronic masterbation and you`re on a short road to oblivion.
  25. Profile photo of Bear8197
    Bear8197 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    that was stupid
  26. Profile photo of reDonkulous
    reDonkulous Male 18-29
    210 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    fail to the max. that deserves a darwin award.
  27. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2029 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    I see this... the day after I saw a Dan Brown video on Youtube about how picking your nose shouldn`t be a taboo and how IT CAN EVEN HELP YOUR HEALTH.
  28. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    im guessing the man well uhh...de-manned himself? if its not that i guess extreme sodomy.
  29. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    "I thought he must have fallen out of bed and hit his head
    but it was obvious he was almost certainly dead."
    He`s a poet and he doesn`t know it!


    i was singing that like a little jingle!

  30. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    you win this time, IAB.
  31. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    O_O

    O_o

    (what... the... f*ck...)

  32. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    TKD, there isn`t a dick big enough, I assure you.
  33. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    Wow..I was not expecting that.
  34. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    Gonna guess without looking.. Nosebleed?
  35. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    OH, FINE. A NOSE-BLEED. I WAS JUST A HYPHEN OFF. D<
  36. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    holy crap, holycrap
  37. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 5:20 pm
    "A pathologist concluded that Mr Bothwell, who suffered from dementia brought on by alcoholism, had picked his nose so much that it had caused him to bleed to death."
    --------------------------------
    This should go on his tombstone.
  38. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 5:20 pm
    damm...
  39. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    "getting his arms chopped off?"
    "damn, i was close."

    ....HOW?

  40. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 5:32 pm
    i was just being stupid primetime, every other post where we were supposed to guess something people were missing arms.
  41. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    I got a better tombstone, Negative One. Ahem:

    "Here lies Bothwell, so insane,
    He picked his nose till he hit his brain."

  42. Profile photo of Ace_Cosmo
    Ace_Cosmo Female 13-17
    165 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    `I thought he must have fallen out of bed and hit his head but it was obvious he was almost certainly dead.`

    ... It`s like some twisted Dr. Seuss rhyme. O_o

  43. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    Videogamer: you have a flair for epitaphs.
  44. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    From death cometh new life
    From new life cometh happines
    From Nose cometh blood
    From blood cometh death
  45. Profile photo of yen223
    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 7:08 pm
    a missing arm!

    amirite?

  46. Profile photo of SoxXxhXcxSeX
    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    ew disgusting didnt his mother ever slap him when he did that
  47. Profile photo of DeFxZ459
    DeFxZ459 Male 13-17
    80 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    i was picking my nose before i started reading
  48. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    Ace_Cosmo: I TOTALLY SEE THAT TOO! XD
  49. Profile photo of wildde
    wildde Male 13-17
    163 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    I will mever tell you why i dent pick my nose anymore, but you can have this news story.
  50. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    well. that was expected of i-a-b.

    lol wut.

  51. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    I had to go to the hospital for a nose bleed once ...
  52. Profile photo of jojobobisme
    jojobobisme Male 18-29
    392 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 9:41 pm
    Win! My first guess was nose bleed
  53. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    Well that was not well thought out, was it?

    If he`d suffered a brain hemorrhage before at the young, healthy age of 20, don`t you think there`s a chance his blood vessels had some kind of problem?

    He died from a nose bleed, sure, but it wasn`t because he was picking his nose. And the coroner didn`t say that, either. He said he died from a nose bleed, plain and simple. His nasal vessels probably spontaneously burst (like they did in his brain when he was 20).

    Way to uphold journalistic integrity, dailymail.

  54. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 9:49 pm
    Man I`m a party pooper...

    On a ligher note, in the same vein (HA NO PUN INTENDED) as the limerick-ish stuff that`s floating around this thread:

    You can pick your friends...
    And you can pick your nose...

    But you can`t wipe your friends on the couch.

  55. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 10:04 pm
    that suuuuuuuuuuuux
  56. Profile photo of kittygreens
    kittygreens Female 18-29
    77 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 10:32 pm
    Damn! Don`t you have to pick pretty far to start a nose bleed? That man must have been really looking for something...But, his death is sad...
  57. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 10:34 pm
    Must have picked out too much of his brain matter.
  58. Profile photo of CrazyD101
    CrazyD101 Male 18-29
    131 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 11:56 pm
    I`m gonna go with no arms again...
  59. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 1:58 am
    Ahhh the mail, another one of Britain`s most trusted newspapers.
  60. Profile photo of wtffail
    wtffail Male 13-17
    162 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 2:20 am
    one living relative?

    must`ve been a lonely guy...

  61. Profile photo of arniegrape
    arniegrape Female 18-29
    109 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 2:31 am
    thats really sad..what a way to go.
    poor old creep
  62. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 2:49 am
    I`m guna have to cut down on the nose picking now
  63. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 3:27 am
    Ah that`s sad.
  64. Profile photo of simonb123
    simonb123 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 5:40 am
    Ahhh god bless the mail. All that lovely racism, ignorance and those crap stories. Where would Britain be without it
  65. Profile photo of beng_uk
    beng_uk Male 30-39
    41 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 5:50 am
    Could of been caused by the flu bug going round the UK I ended up with nose bleeds for 2 days from it.
  66. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 6:20 am
    sounds like bullpoo, it would take forever to lose 5L of blood through your nose, it would eventually clot unless he was a serious hemophiliac
  67. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 10:35 am
    thats so sad
  68. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 10:38 am
    "Could of been caused by the flu bug going round the UK I ended up with nose bleeds for 2 days from it."

    Holy crap! Are you serious?

  69. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 10:49 am
    I guess papercut
  70. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 10:50 am
    or not...

    That has scared me slightly. o_o

  71. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 11:36 am
    eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwuh gross, and sad, but still ewwwwuh
  72. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 11:36 am
    eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwuh gross, and sad, but still ewwwwuh
  73. Profile photo of DarthJay
    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 11:37 am
    Now I`ll have to cut off my fingers to keep myself from picking my nose to death.
  74. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1370 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    suffering from dementia, he clawed the inside of is nose out....I think just threw up some of my Sonic Cherry Lime.
  75. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    Put this one up on the list of "Suckiest Ways To Die." This poor guy is up in Heaven and he isn`t allowed to hang out with all the awesome war heroes who died in cool and honorable ways.
  76. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    Next time I`ll think twice before shoving my index up into my nasal cavity. I now know the consequences.
  77. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    "`I thought he must have fallen out of bed and hit his head but it was obvious he was almost certainly dead.`"

    Did anyone else find it funny that that sentence rhymed?

  78. Profile photo of Blacksun1212
    Blacksun1212 Male 13-17
    268 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    Lol it said that" he picked his nose so much he bled to death" i know it`s serious, but cmon, really?
  79. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 2:53 pm
    opiebreath
    Female, 18-29, Western US
    7657 Posts Wednesday, December 10, 2008 1:48:45 PM
    "`I thought he must have fallen out of bed and hit his head but it was obvious he was almost certainly dead.`"
    Did anyone else find it funny that that sentence rhymed?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I was gonna ask that. I thought it was, it reminded me of a Dr. Suess book.

  80. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    If it was more action intense, I would even say that it would be worthy of a Darwin award.
  81. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 9:20 pm
    I`d much rather imagine that he picked his nose, and what he found blew his fudgin` mind. Literally. Death by intense surprise.
  82. Profile photo of sarahmiche
    sarahmiche Female 18-29
    122 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    Ugh, epic fail.
    I should tell my brother about this...
  83. Profile photo of BeatleBonker
    BeatleBonker Female 18-29
    19 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    "Dr said I wouldnt have so many nosebleeds if I kept my fingers outta there."
  84. Profile photo of Wtfidklol
    Wtfidklol Male 13-17
    193 posts
    December 12, 2008 at 9:25 pm
    Hear that, kids?

    Don`t pick your nose, or you will die.

  85. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    "it was obvious he was almost certainly dead.`"

    wat?

  86. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    December 16, 2008 at 8:40 am
    aw, he seemed lonely :(
  87. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    December 22, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    `I thought he must have fallen out of bed and hit his head but it was obvious he was almost certainly dead.`
    Did he make that rhyme on purpose? 0_o

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