Man Bleeds To Death From...?

Submitted by: RandyTheFool 8 years ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1092166/Man-bleeds-death-picking-nose-inquest-hears.html

Chopped off pinkie toe? Hang nail? Bad case of acne? You make the call.
There are 86 comments:
Male 524
`I thought he must have fallen out of bed and hit his head but it was obvious he was almost certainly dead.`
Did he make that rhyme on purpose? 0_o
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Female 652
aw, he seemed lonely :(
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Male 2,553
"it was obvious he was almost certainly dead.`"

wat?

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Male 193
Hear that, kids?

Don`t pick your nose, or you will die.

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Female 19
"Dr said I wouldnt have so many nosebleeds if I kept my fingers outta there."
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Female 122
Ugh, epic fail.
I should tell my brother about this...
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Female 328
I`d much rather imagine that he picked his nose, and what he found blew his fudgin` mind. Literally. Death by intense surprise.
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Male 674
If it was more action intense, I would even say that it would be worthy of a Darwin award.
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Male 876
opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Western US
7657 Posts Wednesday, December 10, 2008 1:48:45 PM
"`I thought he must have fallen out of bed and hit his head but it was obvious he was almost certainly dead.`"
Did anyone else find it funny that that sentence rhymed?
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I was gonna ask that. I thought it was, it reminded me of a Dr. Suess book.

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Male 266
Lol it said that" he picked his nose so much he bled to death" i know it`s serious, but cmon, really?
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Female 15,763
"`I thought he must have fallen out of bed and hit his head but it was obvious he was almost certainly dead.`"

Did anyone else find it funny that that sentence rhymed?

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Female 1,186

Next time I`ll think twice before shoving my index up into my nasal cavity. I now know the consequences.
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Male 1,598
Put this one up on the list of "Suckiest Ways To Die." This poor guy is up in Heaven and he isn`t allowed to hang out with all the awesome war heroes who died in cool and honorable ways.
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Male 1,365
suffering from dementia, he clawed the inside of is nose out....I think just threw up some of my Sonic Cherry Lime.
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Male 339
Now I`ll have to cut off my fingers to keep myself from picking my nose to death.
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Female 751
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwuh gross, and sad, but still ewwwwuh
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Female 751
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwuh gross, and sad, but still ewwwwuh
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Female 1,299
or not...

That has scared me slightly. o_o

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Female 1,299
I guess papercut
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Female 1,212
"Could of been caused by the flu bug going round the UK I ended up with nose bleeds for 2 days from it."

Holy crap! Are you serious?

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Female 385
thats so sad
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Male 420
sounds like bullpoo, it would take forever to lose 5L of blood through your nose, it would eventually clot unless he was a serious hemophiliac
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Male 41
Could of been caused by the flu bug going round the UK I ended up with nose bleeds for 2 days from it.
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Male 374
Ahhh god bless the mail. All that lovely racism, ignorance and those crap stories. Where would Britain be without it
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Female 1,496
Ah that`s sad.
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Female 859
I`m guna have to cut down on the nose picking now
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Female 109
thats really sad..what a way to go.
poor old creep
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Male 162
one living relative?

must`ve been a lonely guy...

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Male 639
Ahhh the mail, another one of Britain`s most trusted newspapers.
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Male 130
I`m gonna go with no arms again...
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Male 3,301
Must have picked out too much of his brain matter.
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Female 77
Damn! Don`t you have to pick pretty far to start a nose bleed? That man must have been really looking for something...But, his death is sad...
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Female 1,690
that suuuuuuuuuuuux
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Female 1,545
Man I`m a party pooper...

On a ligher note, in the same vein (HA NO PUN INTENDED) as the limerick-ish stuff that`s floating around this thread:

You can pick your friends...
And you can pick your nose...

But you can`t wipe your friends on the couch.

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Female 1,545
Well that was not well thought out, was it?

If he`d suffered a brain hemorrhage before at the young, healthy age of 20, don`t you think there`s a chance his blood vessels had some kind of problem?

He died from a nose bleed, sure, but it wasn`t because he was picking his nose. And the coroner didn`t say that, either. He said he died from a nose bleed, plain and simple. His nasal vessels probably spontaneously burst (like they did in his brain when he was 20).

Way to uphold journalistic integrity, dailymail.

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Male 392
Win! My first guess was nose bleed
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Female 443
I had to go to the hospital for a nose bleed once ...
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Male 1,837
well. that was expected of i-a-b.

lol wut.

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Male 163
I will mever tell you why i dent pick my nose anymore, but you can have this news story.
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Male 9,306
Ace_Cosmo: I TOTALLY SEE THAT TOO! XD
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Male 80
i was picking my nose before i started reading
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Female 497
ew disgusting didnt his mother ever slap him when he did that
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Male 342
a missing arm!

amirite?

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Male 1,835
From death cometh new life
From new life cometh happines
From Nose cometh blood
From blood cometh death
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Male 2,422
Videogamer: you have a flair for epitaphs.
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Female 165
`I thought he must have fallen out of bed and hit his head but it was obvious he was almost certainly dead.`

... It`s like some twisted Dr. Seuss rhyme. O_o

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Male 3,014
I got a better tombstone, Negative One. Ahem:

"Here lies Bothwell, so insane,
He picked his nose till he hit his brain."

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Male 2,245
i was just being stupid primetime, every other post where we were supposed to guess something people were missing arms.
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Male 7,933
"getting his arms chopped off?"
"damn, i was close."

....HOW?

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Male 4,393
damm...
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Male 2,582
"A pathologist concluded that Mr Bothwell, who suffered from dementia brought on by alcoholism, had picked his nose so much that it had caused him to bleed to death."
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This should go on his tombstone.
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Male 2,245
holy crap, holycrap
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Male 1,468
OH, FINE. A NOSE-BLEED. I WAS JUST A HYPHEN OFF. D<
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Male 1,468
Gonna guess without looking.. Nosebleed?
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Female 4,376
Wow..I was not expecting that.
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Male 9,306
TKD, there isn`t a dick big enough, I assure you.
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Male 3,014
O_O

O_o

(what... the... f*ck...)

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Male 4,793
you win this time, IAB.
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Male 4,793
im guessing the man well uhh...de-manned himself? if its not that i guess extreme sodomy.
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Male 2,028
I see this... the day after I saw a Dan Brown video on Youtube about how picking your nose shouldn`t be a taboo and how IT CAN EVEN HELP YOUR HEALTH.
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Male 210
fail to the max. that deserves a darwin award.
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Male 28
that was stupid
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Male 1,596
there you go kids, goldmining and chronic masterbation and you`re on a short road to oblivion.
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Male 954
"I thought he must have fallen out of bed and hit his head
but it was obvious he was almost certainly dead."

He`s a poet and he doesn`t know it!

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Male 1,140
thats just embarrassing
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Male 904
thats saddening. also, my guess was picking...a scab
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Male 338
looks like i should get a new hobby.
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Male 17,512
I knew it was from a self-inflicted hole in the head, I just guessed the wrong method.
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Male 868
I`m really sick of theses "you make the call" descriptions. I want to know first hand what the heck I`m going to read. Thanks.
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Female 493
Well I was not expecting that!
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Male 426
i just couldn`t stop laughing after i read this line, "he recorded a verdict of misadventure."

hahahaha

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Male 166
*slowly takes finger out of nose* holy s**t
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Male 254
i was picking my nose when i read this. haha.
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Male 2,245
wow, i kind of feel like a ass for making a joke about this after reading the article. the fact that there are so many elderly people that are completely alone makes me incredibly sad.
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Male 493
Holy crap.

I figured that you`d have to be a hemophiliac if you die of picking your nose too much.

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Female 855
that`s just messed up. Lots of people alone over there.(=-I
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Male 354
Damn. Dying alone from picking your nose and bleeding to death? Bleak, very bleak.
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Female 1,963
And people might want to read the whole article... he was not an idiot, or dumb... he was demented.
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Female 1,963
:(
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Male 528
You have stop when you feel resistance.
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Male 362
After reading the full article, his story was actually incredibly sad. He was fit, young, then a brain hemorrhage renders him unable to work. With no family, he slipped into dementia from alcoholism, and one day bleed to death from picking his nose. Hell, his family is already dead and gone, who will miss him? =(
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Male 2,245
damn, i was close.
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Male 2,245
getting his arms chopped off?
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Male 2,395
`I thought he must have fallen out of bed and hit his head but it was obvious he was almost certainly dead.`

lolpoem

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Male 339
How dumb do you have to be?
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Male 817
Link: Man Bleeds To Death From...? [Rate Link] - Chopped off pinkie toe? Hang nail? Bad case of acne? You make the call.
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