Internet Or Sex?

Submitted by: littlemissqt 8 years ago in

A recent study shows that 46 percent of woman said they would give up sex for the internet. I wonder what guys would be.
There are 57 comments:
Female 15,763
Wow...

I don`t even KNOW.

I figure though that I have a natural urge for sex, and can replace my urge for entertainment with something else.

Sex it is.

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Female 45
For two weeks? Id give up the sex.
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Male 3,296
hoax`s gotta point
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Female 194
Apparently, they`re not having good enough sex... I know I sure as hell wouldn`t... O.o
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Male 2,510
if men did`nt want sex women would be powerless. God gave us a weakness so man couldn`t reach the ultimate level of awesomeness, because it would result in a catastrophic spatial implosion and kill all life as we know it. (except badgers)
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Male 332
Its only teh fattys that would give up sex because their not getting any!

oooOOOoooooOoooo

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Male 1,365
Listen to the women rationalize emotional detachment from reality. The internet is not essential..water, food ,excercise, love and sex are essential..this glass tube of subjective reality is not.
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Male 107
Women gave up sex! Finaly Men do the best thing.
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Female 390
we`re so all going to die out soon :[
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Male 1,164
id give up sex it dont interest me so much anymore i only get some once every few weeks so it wouldnt matter
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Female 390
i dont know? no one is likely to charm me that much in the space of two weeks =/ aha

on a lifetime basis, probably the internet unless i could be persuaded otherwise xD

and anyways girls are more for a relationship than just sex? unless they`re sluts of course =/ something boys where i live will never understand, sadly ¬_¬

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Female 4,028
Oh, come on, it`s for two weeks, not forever. Big deal. The internet is very essential for a lot of things these days, especially if you work.
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Female 2,064
Well THAT`S an odd question...

...then again, no it`s not. Forget what I said.

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Male 2,076
this is news? wtf?
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Male 882
hows about, sex with the internet.
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Female 1,677
Crucible: Well I hope you would enjoy being raped yourself in prison. Over and over again. Dickhead.
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Male 3
Thanks for the help, Crucible. Good point!
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Male 1,815
I don`t care which women would take.
I`d just resort to rape.
"Gotta keep the species going" would be my excuse.
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Male 3
What the drat? I thought this said itself! What if everyone thought like this? We humans would become extinct. They DO know that sex is the way we humans breed right? Stupid drats!
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Male 19
combine the two = sexernet
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Male 1,204
It`s not like sixteen year old juniors get much tail anyway...
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Female 458
For two weeks? Yeah, the sex could be lived without.
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Male 3,014
They`re going to invent USB vaginas someday, and they`ll be every bit as good as the real thing. So my money`s on teh interwebz.
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Male 22
sex! internet! sex! internet! internet sex
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Male 3,327
For guys, the internet is sex.
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Male 667
Women are more and more not wanting to have sex... next thing you know women are all going to go infertile and we`re gonna end like that movie "Children of Men"
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Male 1,406
It`s 2 weeks anyway, I think it would be a lot harder to go for 2 weeks without the internet than with sex (for a regular person). If it was a lifetime thing I would probably pick internet anyway since for all I know I`ll never have sex.
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Male 309
*while having sex and surfing IAB on my laptop*
"I must be in heaven!! HALLELUJAH!!!"
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Male 231
id deffinetley go for the plasma tv
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Male 909
The internet has porn and weird sex toys I can buy.
Internet wins.

And the whole...
"Pregnancy" thing. That`s a fail right there.

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Female 986
I`d choose the internet over sex :P That`s because I don`t want sex to begin with haha
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Male 2,313
Sex wins. Every time.
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Male 756
My pick would have to be the Internet.
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Female 695
Internet for sure. Wait does this mean I can`t have sex with myself??
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Male 1,666
I choose internet and t.v. but then again I`m a virgin and not getting any too soon
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Female 1,516
I choose internet over sex... but then I think... how can you choose? I think I would kill myself before having to make this decision.
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Male 511
and with the give up sex for 6months for a 50" plasma....gimme a plasma...ill trade the last 6months for it....
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Female 4,376
I choose internet
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Male 511
"Aleighsuh, run for your life. The 13-17 IABers are coming to your house in force."

not just 13-17`s, but only if ya 16+ ^^

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Male 511
as im not getting sex atta mo i`d give it up.

but if a condition of giving up internet, i.e. porn and iab, is to get laid all the time by a super hot, flexible, std-free nympho. i`d give internet up for the 2weeks....or maybe longer if she`s any good ^^

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Male 3,301
Aleighsuh, run for your life. The 13-17 IABers are coming to your house in force.
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Female 1,427
awww hell no.

I`d drop the entire internet for sex, anyday.

I have NEVER wanted to be online more than in bed doing it. EVER.

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Female 102
I love my internet. idk I`ve never had sex before, so I wouldn`t know.
but most likely I`d kept my internet.
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Male 7,933
Hey.. thats my local news station!

And 6 months for a tv huh?

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Male 3,301
Time spent for Sex and Internet is inversely proportional, so...
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Female 710
If I got really good sex I wouldn`t, but if I didn`t then sure I`d give it up for the internet.
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Male 4,546
Sinisterspid pretty much hit the nail on the head there.
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Male 715
lol Kikayoaka....That`s right, girls have cooties!

Give up sex for 6mos to get a 50inch plasma...uhh no I think not.

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Female 121
as if anyone on this place gets sex anyway ;P
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Male 2,586
So is that saying that half of all lovers are [email protected] in bed? - for BOTH sexes it seems!

This is bad... I give lessons people!!! 8-)

I think this isn`t due to the alure of the net but the problems that go with NOT having it - like missing out on emails from your boss or not being able to shop online or as a way of chatting to friends. Notice people use facebook/ msn to chat to people more than the phone or writing letters - it would be like people giving up a social life...

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Female 245
kikayoaka: ookkayy, whatever you say, cuz u know everything about women....
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Female 443
What!? only two weeks ... I`ve gone two weeks without either! pshhhh
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Male 1,078
...Tough question.

Depends, sex with whom?

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Male 46
yeah..umm....i give up internet : have sex during time out watch big ass plasma tv and eat..then back to sex plasma tv food....aaahhh..the perfect life
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Male 352
It`s common knowledge that no women anywhere wants to have sex with anyone.
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Male 544
internet is sex
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Female 1,596
Link: Internet Or Sex? [Rate Link] - A recent study shows that 46 percent of woman said they would give up sex for the internet. I wonder what guys would be.
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