I`m Not Saying Soccer/Football Isn`t A Manly Sport

Submitted by: Nic_Gaybot 8 years ago Weird

But this video doesn"t do anything to support their cause.
There are 74 comments:
Male 109
dude. soccer is not more physical than american football.
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Male 49
According to many americans Baseball (!) is a manly sport......... lol

but ofc, American Football, Rugby, Australian Football is much more physical than Football, they are however ultra boring, full of retarded steroid-monkeys and especially the american variant have waaay too much stoppage time to be called entertainment IMO

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Male 244
PaulB, No. Just... no. a car on average weighs 1-2 tons, moving at 35 mph has so much more energy than two 300lb guys running at even 20 mph (Hah, good luck ever getting a 300lb man to run 20 mph), it`s not even close.
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Male 1,136
well....that was gay....merry cristmas everyone!
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Male 16
well wcw....americans play FOOTBALL with pads on bc a hard hit in football is like a 35 mph car crash and if we didnt have pads on, every down someone would have to go to the hospital
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Male 237
they aint even footballers, you dumb twats, theya re jsut dancers, jesus you americans are dumb gullible twats!
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Male 237
european faggots? when we play rugby/ american football, do we need to dress up in armour incase we hurt our ikkle selfs??
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Male 123
Wow. Until the end I was positive this was a parody. That blond guy the host talks to in the end is actually one of Germany`s former top soccer players who today still comments on games.

That was kind of sad.
I`m not a soccer fan myself, but every time I hear/read someone call out soccer fans gay I can`t help myself but see that as indisputable evidence that this someone is actually gay himself. *coughs in the vague direction of airsofter*

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Male 1,347
[rant] aust obviously you haven`t been full-on kicked in the shins, ankles, knees, thighs, calfs or hips too often. Let me tell you, it hurts even if there is 1/4 inch padding. You should see mine and my friends legs, scars all over the place.[/rant]

This is gay though, gotta be honest

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Male 1,089
european faggots that is. and by europe i mean the entire world, except emerica. lol emerica, yob.
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Male 1,089
soccers for faggots and u all know it
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Male 192
I really hate football, the whole game is so boring to watch, there is only about 8 main things which can actually happen throughout a football match.
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Male 13,624
Awww, hell, Im in Britain where football rules everything, and yeah they do feign broken legs tripping over extra long blades of grass for £100,000 a week, they are namby pamby lame poor excuses for men! and I stand by that!
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Male 15
this isnt that weird, its 1979 German children`s television. The guy is just explaining to the kids watching, all the different club colours for the Bundesliga (Germanys Premier Soccer League)
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Male 287
Lmao. I wish there were subtitles so i knew wtf this was about.
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Male 196
I like how soccer peeps bring up real football players wearing pads. You get kicked in your shin gaurds and roll around on the ground for 5 minutes.
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Male 4,680
Sabre200000,

Rugby players survive all the same. Sure, it`s a bit more dangerous, but it just makes it even better.

RUGBY FTW! Even though I suck at it...

As for football... I`m not really bothered about it.

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Male 7
american football without pads......would be like rugby ¬_¬

aka, a manly sport

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Female 1,269
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whaaaat???
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Male 1,244
Way to go neveryours trying to score points with Opie with that hoodie arent you? ARENT YOU?
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Female 1,269
i played soccer when i was like four....so i have no input for the "no your sport is gay" argument....
but i am disturbed right now
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Male 1,365
This was definitely a terrible promo for football, however comparing sports as manly and effeminate is like comparing which rock out in your drive is the best. Pointless.
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Male 1,164
rugby and football are both good games. the more thefootball team is in the public eyesight the less manly it is smaller teams are often more violent.. rugby however is a brilliant game
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Male 7,933
"(((picture below)) we all know man u are dirty dirty dirtyy scummyy wankerssss,, bunch of fcuking faggits and there fans death to mancherter fcuking SCUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!"

.....Well I cant really argue against that.

"I would love to see anyone who thinks soccer is not a "manly" sport try to fight someone who is hardcore into soccer."

Been there. Done that

"Anyone who says that soccer is not a manly sport has not played themselves."

I used to play soccer. Not manly.

"And a sport where you wear body armour and stop every ten minutes is manly?"

Much more manlier than a sport where you spend half the time walking and falling over... leaving the game in a stretcher, and coming back 5 minutes later.

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Male 219
Rugby is just a load of fat blokes playing catch, Football is much more skilful.
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Male 43
An age old saying:
Football is a sport for Gentlemen played by thugs
Rugby is a sport for thugs played by Gentlemen.
In other words, I don`t like football.
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Male 741
Soccer is gay, Gay Rugby teams are gay, but Rugby is NOT gay. But the guys are still hot.
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Male 44
Anyone who says that soccer is not a manly sport has not played themselves. I have broken my arm twice, dislocated it, passed out after duels, broken someones leg twice. best sport in the world!

Passed out...you are clearly very delicate...maybe you should lay down after typing nancy.

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Male 12
Anyone who says that soccer is not a manly sport has not played themselves. I have broken my arm twice, dislocated it, passed out after duels, broken someones leg twice. best sport in the world!
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Male 2,850
And a sport where you wear body armour and stop every ten minutes is manly?
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Male 2,510
Go shove a pick axe up your ass. I love how alot of the post`s on here were put on because someone thought:

"what can i possibly do to start a flame war on i-am-bored today?, I KNOW! post a video ridiculing a sport the majority of the world plays"

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Male 31
I played soccer for eight years and I have never danced like that in my life. This video`s flamboyant factor has nothing to do with whether or not these guys played soccer. On another note I would love to see anyone who thinks soccer is not a "manly" sport try to fight someone who is hardcore into soccer.
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Male 650
I really didn`t mean to rhyme just now.
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Male 650
you play soccer. you are flamboyant. Doesn`t mean you are gay...

...hahahahahhahahahaha, this made my day. Only in Europe and the UK.

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Female 1,545
Fruity and delightfully Deutsch.

I like how the MC is totally cool with it. Like dancing fruity fruitcakes wander into his studio every day.

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Male 178
this feels worse than a rick role
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Male 906
i play soccer. im not gayyyy
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Female 43
@ aaroncoal:
yes! the little kicks!
exactly what i was thinking.
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Male 400
The french suck, Irish rule! Go us!
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Male 108
(((picture below)) we all know man u are dirty dirty dirtyy scummyy wankerssss,, bunch of fcuking faggits and there fans death to mancherter fcuking SCUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
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Male 7,933
What was that converse?
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Male 2,160
ya...germany in the 70s was about as straight as a circle
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Male 60
They dance like Elaine from Seinfeld
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Female 609
wtf?
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Female 354
This should come back to haunt them.. I dont even think they remember doing it
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Male 294
what the drat
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Male 4,867
`Germany in the 70s` is German for Gay
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Female 119
I wonder how many of them were on acid.
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Female 15,763
Just wait for Prime to show up...
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Male 722
LOL @ ConverseUK
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Male 2,148
Fantastic.
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Female 718
its not the country or the sport thats gay, its the year. show me something from around that time that wasn`t gay, seriously.
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Female 449
ok maybe the bundesliga is gay...and the dancing was also scary
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Male 4,012
Of course football is gay. The balls are touching.
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Male 1,270
Sorry, what?


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Male 79
niccee movesss
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Male 2,720
"Besides, germans are the canadians of europe."

And I thought laplanders were the jews of sweden.

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Male 2,796
That is so gay, I think gay people are calling it gay. Wait... does that mean I am gay?

no... no, I must be gay for other reasons.

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Male 192
lol @ marwilx
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Male 2,238
This doesn`t prove anything about soccer.....It just proves people will do anything for money. *cough* (especially if they want to) *cough*
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Female 5,139
lmfao xD
this is priceless!
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Male 44
Yeah, thats totally gay... Has nothing to do with soccer though. Besides, germans are the canadians of europe.
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Male 1,455
Wow, I wonder how old that video is?
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Male 4
You stole that headline off Dave Barry`s blog. Its still up on his page for crying out loud.
http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog...
Last entry.
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Female 665
I still love soccer.
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Male 882
wait, so that wasnt an actual game being played, because it looked exactly the same to me
soccer is gay
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Male 10,440
That might have been gay but soccer isn`t.
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Male 3,482
*Germany...

And I`m taking German class... I forgot how to spell for a while...

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Male 3,482
Guys... It`s from Germeny...

I wouldn`t judge much about soccer from this vid...

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Female 2,120
That was really gay dancing.
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Male 174
thats exactly wat ur saying
(ive no idea wat im talking abowt here)
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Male 28
:-|
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Female 230
Link: I`m Not Saying Soccer/Football Isn`t A Manly Sport [Rate Link] - But this video doesn`t do anything to support their cause.
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