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93 Responses to I-A-B Christmas Gift Idea, #1

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 11:36 am
    Link: I-A-B Christmas Gift Idea, #1 - For the little teenage whore in your life. Kidding--but really.
  2. Profile photo of rro
    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    Heh. Pretty clever.
  3. Profile photo of sup_weenie
    sup_weenie Female 18-29
    335 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    i love the plan parenthood condoms. they have the coolest packaging.
  4. Profile photo of Sajo
    Sajo Male 18-29
    436 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    Hmm... I dunno if I`d buy one, but seems like a pretty good idea.
  5. Profile photo of Chiefy
    Chiefy Male 18-29
    713 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    Wow, That`s a slap in the face for whoever receives one.
  6. Profile photo of woomanfoo
    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    534 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    Thank goodness. I`ve been needin me a pap smear.
  7. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    December 2, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    But how do you PRESENT that? It`s not like you can go all: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hey look what I got you! Now you can go and get that rash checked!" :D

    ...yeah I know SOME of you would do that...

  8. Profile photo of SoxXxhXcxSeX
    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    but what if they have a miscarriage?
  9. Profile photo of Sorax3
    Sorax3 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    I think i know what my parents are giving my sister now.
  10. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    Well that`d be a great gag gift, at least.
  11. Profile photo of mylostdog
    mylostdog Female 18-29
    471 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    "sweet! now i don`t have to pay to have my fetus sucked out of me! w00t!"
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    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1517 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    I think it`s a good idea. Preventative care is the key to healthy living and I know too many women that just have to go without due to the high cost of health care.
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    robrobrob125 Male 13-17
    118 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    I have to call shenanigans on this. Too funny to be true.
  14. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3284 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    Dude, what`d you get for Christmas?
    $25 worth of condoms.
    Awesome.
  15. Profile photo of wickedsngr
    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    Coco: "Evie, have you ever had an abortion?"
    Evie: "Coco, please! I`ve had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage."
    -Girls will be Girls
  16. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    I`m ashamed to live in Indianapolis now...even more than before.
  17. Profile photo of toria_x3
    toria_x3 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    there are so many people at my school who need these
  18. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    I think this is a fantastic idea. Planned Parenthoods are great things.. it gives girls options for health care if there is no where else for them to turn. It`s also great for when they`re hurting financially.
  19. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    @lauraly
    however true, this is still funny as hell.
  20. Profile photo of Fa11enAnge1z
    Fa11enAnge1z Male 18-29
    285 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    i dont see the harm in it .. sounds like a decent idea to me .. specialy wit the std test .. since most women confuse watever it mite b for a yeast infection .. which now prompts me to ask women "so wen was ur last yeast infection?" :) WRAP YOUR PRESENTS!
  21. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    oooor, america could use tax payers money for free healthcare
  22. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    I now have a SECOND reason to never go to Indianapolis.
  23. Profile photo of in2gooh
    in2gooh Female 18-29
    317 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    "oooor, america could use tax payers money for free healthcare"

    word

  24. Profile photo of 21skulls
    21skulls Female 18-29
    91 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    That kinda seems like an insulting gift.... What would YOU think if you got one? Merry Christmas you probably could use this.
  25. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    So for christmas, I bought you a gift certificate! It`s $50 check for you to use on your herpes! yay!

    )-|

    lol "here`s a present to get yourself an std check/breast cancer exam/abortion" seems like a gift a douchebag would give

  26. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    it`s brilliant! poke the anti`s in an eye with a gift certificate. yay!
  27. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    O wow....merry christmas >_>
    and LOL davy
  28. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
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    December 2, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    "Hey, for your birthday I bought you an abortion!"
    That would certainly be the wtf of the day.
  29. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    Wow, the white trash dream is finally realized. Coupons for Abortions.
  30. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    `sorry jenny-lee we couldn`t afford none of them abortion coupons, so your dadda and i gots ya a coathanger`
  31. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    haha davy nice one :P
  32. Profile photo of frenchroast
    frenchroast Male 30-39
    446 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    He knows if you`ve been bad or good.... Planned Parenthood should have a nativity scene with Mary, Joseph, and an empty crib. Ha!
  33. Profile photo of WhenIsLunch
    WhenIsLunch Male 18-29
    460 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    yay thats a fun gift, here ya go honey a free papshmire on me!
  34. Profile photo of slevix
    slevix Male 18-29
    32 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 2:11 pm
    Sounds like a good idea to me, 1 out of every 3 16 yr olds seems to be pregnant here.
  35. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    well IAB, you know whats on my christmas list
  36. Profile photo of yen223
    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    On a slightly related note

  37. Profile photo of deanmalenko
    deanmalenko Male 18-29
    351 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    if used for males they can get a prostate examination? does that mean on christmas I get a Gift Certificate so some creepy woman can reach in my anus and touch my prostate? ewwww...

    what would be cool:

    -Gift Certificate for 1 Abortion.. imagine the face of your slutty daughter when she opens the gift

  38. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    AND just when we don`t think we could sink any lower....

  39. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    pssht,it costs a fraction of the price to just buy a hanger. Jeez.
  40. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    Merry Christmas honey, I got you an abortion! And won`t it make a lovely ornament on the tree!

    Yeah, I know it can be used for a lot of things. Actually it`s a good idea. Like they said, it could go toward care for a pregnant woman who ISN`T having an abortion. That`s a really good thing.

  41. Profile photo of deanmalenko
    deanmalenko Male 18-29
    351 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    whoa.. my 300th post had the words "Prostate examination" , "Anus" , "Abortion" and "slutty daughter" in it... looks like everything has been said :D
  42. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    jah-haysuze miced..

    no need, well sure theres is a NEED, but seriously, do not want

  43. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    Wow!! Thanks Grandma!!
  44. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    Haha I can hear the Catholic church and the evangelical fundamentals screaming from here.

    and LOL @ "Planned Parenthood should have a nativity scene with Mary, Joseph, and an empty crib. Ha!" -frenchroast

  45. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    but honestly, dont get poo from planned parenthood, the birth control hardly works, and the condoms are made of paper.

    Wait! it must be a conspiracy! Those bastards.

  46. Profile photo of deanmalenko
    deanmalenko Male 18-29
    351 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    here ya go...
    I am so ashamed of myself...


  47. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    I suppose it`s a good idea, so long as it`s used right.
  48. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    Happy Holidays!I bought you a condom! It`s sure to break, but it`s that thought that counts, right? Oh and I wasn`t sure about your sexuality, so i also bought you a free abortion certificate valid for one year if you need it. But if you are Gay, I also got you an electric dildo, it`s jumbo size.
  49. Profile photo of Aciliveth
    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    That narrator`s voice made me want to slice off my ears.
  50. Profile photo of zilla7777
    zilla7777 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    pilanus
    "Happy Holidays!I bought you a condom! It`s sure to break, but it`s that thought that counts, right? Oh and I wasn`t sure about your sexuality, so i also bought you a free abortion certificate valid for one year if you need it. But if you are Gay, I also got you an electric dildo, it`s jumbo size." HAHA! you just made my day
  51. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    I got you this cause I was thinking about your vagina...Happy Holidays!
  52. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    Lol @ Pilanus...

    ANyway...
    That is really really weird...
    It would work though...

  53. Profile photo of matsuri_aka
    matsuri_aka Female 18-29
    252 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    I`d get pretty insulted if someone gave that to me. It`s like they`re saying: "Here ya go- please don`t reproduce". Hee hee~ :-D
  54. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    of course, what else makes a better gift than this? :)
  55. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    757 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    WANT!
    I totally want to give someone that!

    Even though it`s pretty much saying "Here`s something you`d like, you filthy little whore."

    :D
    Making Christmas all the happier, I-A-B.

  56. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 5:30 pm
    How come this is not the onion?

    I`m confused...

  57. Profile photo of Dragonlord
    Dragonlord Male 18-29
    734 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    I think the idea is very sound, but I can`t see it taking off. Or society doesn`t take well to these ideas.
  58. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    I`m giving my friend Herpes for Christmas, so I`m all good.

    (I am not kidding.)

  59. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 6:49 pm
    women take birth control all the time,I don`t find this idea offenise,just silly how people freak out when it come to sex and people who are mature enough to take precautious care..
  60. Profile photo of iamjill
    iamjill Female 18-29
    1 post
    December 2, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    wow really? i understand that the buyer of the certificate is trying to make the receiver safe and happy without children, but REALLY? you`re going to spend your money trying to make your kid look like a skanky ho that needs someone to pay for their planned parenthood "purchases"?! wooow.
  61. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    I totally thought I was going to see an Onion thing... but no!
  62. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 7:52 pm
    o.o it`s not in wide screen.
  63. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    hmm.
    i (have the option to) get free std screens when i go to gay clubs.
    so whatever
  64. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    "I`m giving my friend Herpes for Christmas, so I`m all good.
    (I am not kidding.)"

    uhh who does that?

  65. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    Shouldn`t the org. really be called "Unplanned Parenthood"?
  66. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 9:24 pm
    wow. no, no, no. all wrong.
  67. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 9:25 pm
    I`m gonna buy one for my girlfriend..
  68. Profile photo of uncleduck
    uncleduck Male 18-29
    302 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 10:02 pm
    Why would you waste a gift certificate on a breast exam?

    Is a doctor really going to refuse to give one of those for free?

  69. Profile photo of fleafly
    fleafly Male 18-29
    268 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 10:30 pm
    That`s wrong. Gift certificates for abortions.. wow
  70. Profile photo of drogue
    drogue Male 40-49
    231 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 10:39 pm
    @Painter:

    Not if you get there first.

  71. Profile photo of Philomath
    Philomath Male 18-29
    174 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 10:53 pm
    "... hoping people might purchase the gift certificates and turn them back in for ... people who can`t pay for it."

    What`s the matter, Planned Parenthood? Are those pesky free clinics interfering with business? Or are the federal grants not subsidizing you enough?

  72. Profile photo of Apple_18
    Apple_18 Female 18-29
    475 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 10:59 pm
    k everyone, i just found out yesterday im expecting, so send in those gift cards so i can get my stuff checked out! =D lol
  73. Profile photo of jdjd5883
    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    i love the new look i-a-b!!!
  74. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 11:32 pm
    I wish I had a teenage whore, but then I`d go to jail.
  75. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 12:41 am
    On Tuesday, December 02, 2008 8:45:47 PM Raberboom said:
    uhh who does that? I do, apparently.
  76. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 1:49 am
    merry x-mas i got u an abortion!!
  77. Profile photo of IhartSqwerls
    IhartSqwerls Male 18-29
    174 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 5:08 am
    I should buy one for myself! That would please the walrus of Iceland`s trolly for apples!
  78. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 7:36 am
    merry christmas, have agynecological exam it`s what all the young women are doing these days, we jsut LOVE the icy cold clamp-like instruments..... O.o
  79. Profile photo of frumgf
    frumgf Female 18-29
    164 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 7:56 am
    of course a decrepit old man is against women`s healthcare. *eye roll*

  80. Profile photo of frumgf
    frumgf Female 18-29
    164 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 7:57 am
    also, to anyone against it:

    just for that im getting an abortion.

    XD

  81. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 9:23 am
    Planned Parenthood doesn`t do abortions. They are a healthcare clinic. They can, however, refer someone to an abortion doctor.
  82. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 10:34 am
    that`s ... kind of a good idea.....
    whorish, yes, but preventative... i guess.
  83. Profile photo of PtitsaDroog
    PtitsaDroog Female 13-17
    15 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    Yeah, actually Planned Parenthood (at least here in Portland) does abortions up to 15 weeks. Nice try though.
  84. Profile photo of Bucky Katt
    Bucky Katt Female 18-29
    216 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    What section of the card shop do you go into to find a card to put that in??

    Or do you just slip that into a "Money Holder" Card??? )-|

  85. Profile photo of sarahmiche
    sarahmiche Female 18-29
    122 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    Oh, wow.
    My town needs this, let me tell you.
  86. Profile photo of Lynea
    Lynea Female 18-29
    267 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    Philomath, PP services are free in some states, but not all. Depends on the laws and whatnot.
  87. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    o wow..
  88. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 8:25 pm
    I think it`s incredibly stupid how people only focus on how a woman might use one to have an abortion. Planned Parenthood is about way, way more than that. People need to get their heads out of their asses.
  89. Profile photo of geek_nimrod
    geek_nimrod Female 18-29
    371 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    Whores? People who go to planned parenthood are not whores. The Gift certificates are more likely for pap smears and such. Since when is taking care of your sexual health being a whore? Maybe you need to get laid instead of being an uptight asswipe.

    Astridhaze, i agree with you 100%

  90. Profile photo of aperfectseal
    aperfectseal Female 18-29
    25 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 1:22 am
    Just by reading these comments, it`s clear why America has the highest teen pregnancy rate in the western world, and why STD`s spread like wildfire: because people who try to take responsibility for their own sexual health are seen as whores. And anyone who makes any purchases at Planned Parenthood is a ho. Sure, gift certificates for Planned Parenthood do seem a little odd, but Planned Parenthood does a LOT more than just abortions, and some people might need some financial help.
  91. Profile photo of 1eleanor2005
    1eleanor2005 Female 13-17
    324 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 9:25 am
    wow you have to pay? thats unlucky :) yay for the uk
  92. Profile photo of sabsbury
    sabsbury Female 18-29
    14 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    i think this sums it up best:

    Tacky? No, that`s too soft. Improper? No, too genteel. Strange? No, too ambiguous.

    Disgusting, appalling, horrendous, indicative of a complete lack of even the mildest regard or concern for the patients and exactly what they are going through? Just about right.

  93. Profile photo of silversoul46
    silversoul46 Female 18-29
    189 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    (scenario both man and woman in a relationship get the each other a gift certificate planned parenthood)

    Man to his woman:"Hey I couldn`t think of what to get you so here get yourself a pap smear, you know get that all checked out honey"

    Woman to her man: "Hey babe remember you told me about that fling you had with sheila that 60 year old prostitute? yeah free std test, just putting it out there, love you"

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