I-A-B Christmas Gift Idea, #1

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago

For the little teenage whore in your life. Kidding--but really.
There are 93 comments:
Female 189
(scenario both man and woman in a relationship get the each other a gift certificate planned parenthood)

Man to his woman:"Hey I couldn`t think of what to get you so here get yourself a pap smear, you know get that all checked out honey"

Woman to her man: "Hey babe remember you told me about that fling you had with sheila that 60 year old prostitute? yeah free std test, just putting it out there, love you"

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Female 14
i think this sums it up best:

Tacky? No, that`s too soft. Improper? No, too genteel. Strange? No, too ambiguous.

Disgusting, appalling, horrendous, indicative of a complete lack of even the mildest regard or concern for the patients and exactly what they are going through? Just about right.

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Female 324
wow you have to pay? thats unlucky :) yay for the uk
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Female 25
Just by reading these comments, it`s clear why America has the highest teen pregnancy rate in the western world, and why STD`s spread like wildfire: because people who try to take responsibility for their own sexual health are seen as whores. And anyone who makes any purchases at Planned Parenthood is a ho. Sure, gift certificates for Planned Parenthood do seem a little odd, but Planned Parenthood does a LOT more than just abortions, and some people might need some financial help.
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Female 370
Whores? People who go to planned parenthood are not whores. The Gift certificates are more likely for pap smears and such. Since when is taking care of your sexual health being a whore? Maybe you need to get laid instead of being an uptight asswipe.

Astridhaze, i agree with you 100%

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Female 738
I think it`s incredibly stupid how people only focus on how a woman might use one to have an abortion. Planned Parenthood is about way, way more than that. People need to get their heads out of their asses.
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Male 2,553
o wow..
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Female 267
Philomath, PP services are free in some states, but not all. Depends on the laws and whatnot.
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Female 122
Oh, wow.
My town needs this, let me tell you.
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Female 216
What section of the card shop do you go into to find a card to put that in??

Or do you just slip that into a "Money Holder" Card??? )-|

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Female 15
Yeah, actually Planned Parenthood (at least here in Portland) does abortions up to 15 weeks. Nice try though.
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Female 609
that`s ... kind of a good idea.....
whorish, yes, but preventative... i guess.
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Female 327
Planned Parenthood doesn`t do abortions. They are a healthcare clinic. They can, however, refer someone to an abortion doctor.
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Female 164
also, to anyone against it:

just for that im getting an abortion.

XD

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Female 164
of course a decrepit old man is against women`s healthcare. *eye roll*

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Female 751
merry christmas, have agynecological exam it`s what all the young women are doing these days, we jsut LOVE the icy cold clamp-like instruments..... O.o
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Male 174
I should buy one for myself! That would please the walrus of Iceland`s trolly for apples!
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Male 2,592
merry x-mas i got u an abortion!!
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Female 4,028
[quote]On Tuesday, December 02, 2008 8:45:47 PM Raberboom said:
uhh who does that?[/quote] I do, apparently.
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Male 3,301
I wish I had a teenage whore, but then I`d go to jail.
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Male 882
i love the new look i-a-b!!!
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Female 475
k everyone, i just found out yesterday im expecting, so send in those gift cards so i can get my stuff checked out! =D lol
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Male 174
"... hoping people might purchase the gift certificates and turn them back in for ... people who can`t pay for it."

What`s the matter, Planned Parenthood? Are those pesky free clinics interfering with business? Or are the federal grants not subsidizing you enough?

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Male 231
@Painter:

Not if you get there first.

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Male 268
That`s wrong. Gift certificates for abortions.. wow
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Male 302
Why would you waste a gift certificate on a breast exam?

Is a doctor really going to refuse to give one of those for free?

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Male 2,788
I`m gonna buy one for my girlfriend..
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Male 1,109
wow. no, no, no. all wrong.
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Male 1,365
Shouldn`t the org. really be called "Unplanned Parenthood"?
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Male 833
"I`m giving my friend Herpes for Christmas, so I`m all good.
(I am not kidding.)"

uhh who does that?

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Male 1,835
hmm.
i (have the option to) get free std screens when i go to gay clubs.
so whatever
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Male 1,835
o.o it`s not in wide screen.
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Female 15,763
I totally thought I was going to see an Onion thing... but no!
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Female 1
wow really? i understand that the buyer of the certificate is trying to make the receiver safe and happy without children, but REALLY? you`re going to spend your money trying to make your kid look like a skanky ho that needs someone to pay for their planned parenthood "purchases"?! wooow.
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Female 660
women take birth control all the time,I don`t find this idea offenise,just silly how people freak out when it come to sex and people who are mature enough to take precautious care..
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Female 4,028
I`m giving my friend Herpes for Christmas, so I`m all good.

(I am not kidding.)

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Male 734
I think the idea is very sound, but I can`t see it taking off. Or society doesn`t take well to these ideas.
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Male 2,172
How come this is not the onion?

I`m confused...

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Male 756
WANT!
I totally want to give someone that!

Even though it`s pretty much saying "Here`s something you`d like, you filthy little whore."

:D
Making Christmas all the happier, I-A-B.

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Male 2,395
of course, what else makes a better gift than this? :)
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Female 252
I`d get pretty insulted if someone gave that to me. It`s like they`re saying: "Here ya go- please don`t reproduce". Hee hee~ :-D
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Female 850
Lol @ Pilanus...

ANyway...
That is really really weird...
It would work though...

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Male 1,686
I got you this cause I was thinking about your vagina...Happy Holidays!
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Male 203
pilanus
"Happy Holidays!I bought you a condom! It`s sure to break, but it`s that thought that counts, right? Oh and I wasn`t sure about your sexuality, so i also bought you a free abortion certificate valid for one year if you need it. But if you are Gay, I also got you an electric dildo, it`s jumbo size." HAHA! you just made my day
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Male 285
That narrator`s voice made me want to slice off my ears.
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Male 674
Happy Holidays!I bought you a condom! It`s sure to break, but it`s that thought that counts, right? Oh and I wasn`t sure about your sexuality, so i also bought you a free abortion certificate valid for one year if you need it. But if you are Gay, I also got you an electric dildo, it`s jumbo size.
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Male 2,313
I suppose it`s a good idea, so long as it`s used right.
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Male 350
here ya go...
I am so ashamed of myself...


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Male 833
but honestly, dont get poo from planned parenthood, the birth control hardly works, and the condoms are made of paper.

Wait! it must be a conspiracy! Those bastards.

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Female 1,545
Haha I can hear the Catholic church and the evangelical fundamentals screaming from here.

and LOL @ "Planned Parenthood should have a nativity scene with Mary, Joseph, and an empty crib. Ha!" -frenchroast

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Male 833
Wow!! Thanks Grandma!!
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Male 1,361
jah-haysuze miced..

no need, well sure theres is a NEED, but seriously, do not want

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Male 350
whoa.. my 300th post had the words "Prostate examination" , "Anus" , "Abortion" and "slutty daughter" in it... looks like everything has been said :D
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Male 11,740
Merry Christmas honey, I got you an abortion! And won`t it make a lovely ornament on the tree!

Yeah, I know it can be used for a lot of things. Actually it`s a good idea. Like they said, it could go toward care for a pregnant woman who ISN`T having an abortion. That`s a really good thing.

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Male 1,825
pssht,it costs a fraction of the price to just buy a hanger. Jeez.
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Female 723
AND just when we don`t think we could sink any lower....

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Male 350
if used for males they can get a prostate examination? does that mean on christmas I get a Gift Certificate so some creepy woman can reach in my anus and touch my prostate? ewwww...

what would be cool:

-Gift Certificate for 1 Abortion.. imagine the face of your slutty daughter when she opens the gift

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Male 342
On a slightly related note

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Male 7,933
well IAB, you know whats on my christmas list
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Male 31
Sounds like a good idea to me, 1 out of every 3 16 yr olds seems to be pregnant here.
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Male 460
yay thats a fun gift, here ya go honey a free papshmire on me!
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Male 446
He knows if you`ve been bad or good.... Planned Parenthood should have a nativity scene with Mary, Joseph, and an empty crib. Ha!
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Male 4,867
haha davy nice one :P
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Male 4,867
`sorry jenny-lee we couldn`t afford none of them abortion coupons, so your dadda and i gots ya a coathanger`
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Male 817
Wow, the white trash dream is finally realized. Coupons for Abortions.
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Male 1,226
"Hey, for your birthday I bought you an abortion!"
That would certainly be the wtf of the day.
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Female 1,690
O wow....merry christmas >_>
and LOL davy
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Male 7,378
it`s brilliant! poke the anti`s in an eye with a gift certificate. yay!
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Male 2,076
So for christmas, I bought you a gift certificate! It`s $50 check for you to use on your herpes! yay!

)-|

lol "here`s a present to get yourself an std check/breast cancer exam/abortion" seems like a gift a douchebag would give

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Female 91
That kinda seems like an insulting gift.... What would YOU think if you got one? Merry Christmas you probably could use this.
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Female 317
"oooor, america could use tax payers money for free healthcare"

word

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Male 12,138
I now have a SECOND reason to never go to Indianapolis.
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Male 1,178
oooor, america could use tax payers money for free healthcare
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Male 285
i dont see the harm in it .. sounds like a decent idea to me .. specialy wit the std test .. since most women confuse watever it mite b for a yeast infection .. which now prompts me to ask women "so wen was ur last yeast infection?" :) WRAP YOUR PRESENTS!
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Male 988
@lauraly
however true, this is still funny as hell.
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Female 2,258
I think this is a fantastic idea. Planned Parenthoods are great things.. it gives girls options for health care if there is no where else for them to turn. It`s also great for when they`re hurting financially.
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Female 96
there are so many people at my school who need these
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Male 1,853
I`m ashamed to live in Indianapolis now...even more than before.
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Female 457
Coco: "Evie, have you ever had an abortion?"
Evie: "Coco, please! I`ve had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage."
-Girls will be Girls
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Male 3,430
Dude, what`d you get for Christmas?
$25 worth of condoms.
Awesome.
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Male 118
I have to call shenanigans on this. Too funny to be true.
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Female 1,516
I think it`s a good idea. Preventative care is the key to healthy living and I know too many women that just have to go without due to the high cost of health care.
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Female 471
"sweet! now i don`t have to pay to have my fetus sucked out of me! w00t!"
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Female 721
Well that`d be a great gag gift, at least.
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Male 142
I think i know what my parents are giving my sister now.
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Female 497
but what if they have a miscarriage?
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Male 9,306
But how do you PRESENT that? It`s not like you can go all: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hey look what I got you! Now you can go and get that rash checked!" :D

...yeah I know SOME of you would do that...

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Male 533
Thank goodness. I`ve been needin me a pap smear.
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Male 712
Wow, That`s a slap in the face for whoever receives one.
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Male 436
Hmm... I dunno if I`d buy one, but seems like a pretty good idea.
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Female 335
i love the plan parenthood condoms. they have the coolest packaging.
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Female 182
Heh. Pretty clever.
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Male 19,876
Link: I-A-B Christmas Gift Idea, #1 [Rate Link] - For the little teenage whore in your life. Kidding--but really.
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