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128 Responses to How To Talk To Girls

  1. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    Link: How To Talk To Girls - A 4th grader writes a book on how to talk to girls.
  2. Profile photo of EmoGangster
    EmoGangster Male 13-17
    184 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    I`m sure he could give 90% of IAB members a few pointers.
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    mylostdog Female 18-29
    471 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    haha cute kid. gonna be a p-i-m-p one day.
  4. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3234 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    Ew girls are icky.

    lol
    I remember being 8... I think... I don`t think I enjoyed feminine company, but didn`t particularly mind it.

    See that`s why I`m a musician, not all girls like authors, but who DOESN`T like a musician?

  5. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    *Takes down notes*

    ....yes, I have stooped to a new level...

  6. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    wait until he gets a taste of the real world
  7. Profile photo of bmanthe2
    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    he reminds me of... a gay...
  8. Profile photo of itsonly4ever
    itsonly4ever Female 13-17
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    December 6, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    Where did he get those statistics??
  9. Profile photo of jdjd5883
    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    cuz a 4th grader knows girls right?
  10. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    How cute!

    Itsonly-I don`t know where he came up with those statistics, but he is very confident...and I think that will win him the girl in the end.

  11. Profile photo of JMoney100
    JMoney100 Male 18-29
    312 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    "pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil"

    from the mouth of babes. I hope this kid grows up to be wealthy or he`s gonna be screwed when he meets his first barbie

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    JMoney100 Male 18-29
    312 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    "pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil"

    from the mouth of babes. I hope this kid grows up to be wealthy or he`s gonna be screwed when he meets his first barbie

  13. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
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    December 6, 2008 at 8:58 pm
    The second he said "98% Of PRETTY Girls", I knew he was making those percents up.
  14. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 9:00 pm
    Dumb. Sorry. I didn`t think it was cute....
  15. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    I, personally, think that this is a case of extreme fail.

    It`s like reading a book on how to be Manly written by a little girl. You take the info from the source. If you want to know how to talk to girls, ask a girl, ffs.

  16. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    Eww, a child.

    Sick.

  17. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 9:06 pm
    10 years later, how to DO girls.
  18. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 9:17 pm
    I`m an odd girl then - I do like gross things and I hate Hannah Montana.

    That boy`s "observations" are stereotypical. Honest my neck. And what`s with the making up percentages? 98% of pretty girls... beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

  19. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 9:17 pm
    "The second he said "98% Of PRETTY Girls", I knew he was making those percents up."

    Because we all know more than 2% of PRETTY girls are slutty. </sarcasm>

    Also, why does JMoney100 feel the need to double post? So far I`ve noticed him do it in this page and the NWO video`s page.

  20. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    Interesting story.
  21. Profile photo of JMoney100
    JMoney100 Male 18-29
    312 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 9:41 pm
    @TheGrag

    honest mistake bud. and i believe you are wrong about the NWO page. I have one post, albeit a rather long one for my standards.

  22. Profile photo of JMoney100
    JMoney100 Male 18-29
    312 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 9:43 pm
    ah, now here`s a real double post for you:

    i stand corrected on that NWO page. apparently i`m posting challenged. :(

  23. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    Easy fix, bro, under your info stuff click :/
  24. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 9:57 pm
    This kid has a bright future ahead of him. Seriously.
  25. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 9:58 pm
    ... Weird. I dunno how a fourth grader got published for that... should take a look at said book, see if it`s even very good.
  26. Profile photo of Tikitac
    Tikitac Male 18-29
    115 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 9:59 pm
    His advice about getting a cooty shop helped me with my love life. Now me and my girlfriend get along better now that we dont have cooties!
  27. Profile photo of Tikitac
    Tikitac Male 18-29
    115 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 10:00 pm
    "I, personally, think that this is a case of extreme fail.

    It`s like reading a book on how to be Manly written by a little girl. You take the info from the source. If you want to know how to talk to girls, ask a girl, ffs."

    That is true some girls will just tell you.

  28. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
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    December 6, 2008 at 10:10 pm
    Awww. He`s such a little cutie!

  29. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 10:24 pm
    ah crap, is this the level we`ve all gone down to?
  30. Profile photo of YourName
    YourName Male 13-17
    19 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 10:29 pm
    *goes and buys book
  31. Profile photo of Rumo
    Rumo Male 13-17
    55 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 10:35 pm
    This kid is teh winrar.
  32. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
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    December 6, 2008 at 10:36 pm
    AHHAHAHAH saturday night live JUST did a parody of this and hour ago and it was HILARIOUS
  33. Profile photo of Naton
    Naton Male 13-17
    104 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    Anybody notice a bit of gayness in him? I`m not homophobic either. Gay people are typically more open to being close to women than the typical boys running from them.
  34. Profile photo of Swaggaholic
    Swaggaholic Male 13-17
    7 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 10:45 pm
    "Anybody notice a bit of gayness in him? I`m not homophobic either. Gay people are typically more open to being close to women than the typical boys running from them." -Naton

    Hahaha seriously? He`s 9. You sir, are a dumbass.

  35. Profile photo of bigmaac
    bigmaac Male 18-29
    97 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 10:51 pm
    anyone see snl make fun of him. Andy Samberg was like, "The only balls I`ve dropped are in the outfield." lol
  36. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    If only we could all be so lucky and get published that easily.
  37. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    footnotes at the back: if all else fails clorophorm and a cloth never fail
  38. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    ""Anybody notice a bit of gayness in him? I`m not homophobic either. Gay people are typically more open to being close to women than the typical boys running from them." -Naton
    Hahaha seriously? He`s 9. You sir, are a dumbass."

    When I was in 4th grade I had a friend. He wanted me to sleep over at his house. I thought he was a little weird, but I said okay. I got there, we did kid stuff, blah blah blah. Then we were going to go to sleep. He wanted me to sleep in his bed with him. He said he slept naked, and I should too. I did not sleep in his bed, nor did I ever have any more sleep overs with him.

    Moral of the story: 9 year olds can be gay too.

  39. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 11:06 pm
    harper collins published it? wtf? I`m really really jealous. Probably wouldn`t publish me :-(
  40. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    That kid must be a playa. srsly

    I`m surprised how understanding that principle was about the she issue. She wasn`t like ZOMG LMNTAREE SK00L R3LAYSHUNSH1PZ. RAGEEEE or anything.

  41. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    WOW
    _perfection_
    WOW

    I feel like I just read something that should have been between you and a psychologist. It`s like that time I overheard someone arguing outside my apartment window, and the guy confessed he had raped his kid sister. :-/

  42. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 11:19 pm
    what this kid doesnt know yet is that he`s gay...

    (dont hurt me!)

  43. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 11:23 pm
    *takes notes*
  44. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 11:24 pm
    anwarnov--I`d like to stress I slept across the room in my sleeping bag haha
    "It`s like that time I overheard someone arguing outside my apartment window, and the guy confessed he had raped his kid sister."

    and also...wow to your comment.

  45. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 11:31 pm
    its weird that you guys say this kid is gay, and please lets not get into a ridiculous debate, but hear me out. obviously he is effeminate, but at the same time he obviously is interested in girls. being effeminate is clearly learned and perhaps social difficulties that arise from it make people consider homosexuality.
  46. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 11:37 pm
    or being masculine in a lesbian`s case.
  47. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
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    December 6, 2008 at 11:46 pm
    psychologically homosexuality just doesn`t seem that mysterious to me, that`s all i`m saying. shoot me down if you want, but all of the gay people i know were strongly influenced by a person or people of the opposite sex when they were young.
  48. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 12:54 am
    Observant kid got a lucky break. Cool.
  49. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 1:54 am
    Wait till hes getting drunk hitting on everything that might be a girl. Those are the difficult times :(
  50. Profile photo of Ty-Force
    Ty-Force Male 18-29
    400 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 2:09 am
    High school is gonna be fun for him when he finds out about emo kids and sluts.
  51. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 2:12 am
    Playa!
  52. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 2:12 am
    "It`s like reading a book on how to be Manly written by a little girl. You take the info from the source. If you want to know how to talk to girls, ask a girl, ffs."

    I think that`s the general problem with today`s society. Talking to the opposite sex isn`t difficult. It really is as simple as a 4th grader writes it.

    Forget the "wait until he grows up". Every single one of us knows how to talk to the opposite sex from grade school age. We imagine it gets more complicated as we get older...but it really doesn`t.

    People are people are people.

  53. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 2:22 am
    I think it would be pretty cool if this kid made several versions of it as he grew up, like How to talk to girls:High school, How to talk to girls: while drunk, and not looking like an idiot

    then he discovers he is gay, and starts "How to improve your gaydar"

    I see him becoming a self help guru raking in millions from other peoples misfortunes.

  54. Profile photo of Numenor5
    Numenor5 Male 18-29
    75 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 2:25 am
    come on! At the age of 8 i didn`t even wanted to read a book... but write one? You must be kidding.
    Either the whole story is a fake, or he`s is one of the cleverest boys in the world
  55. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 2:31 am
    Watch out Mystery.
  56. Profile photo of Ty-Force
    Ty-Force Male 18-29
    400 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 2:36 am
    It`s quite simple Numenor. I could easily right a book right now on how I think you should talk to girls and fill it with plenty of flattery things like this kid did. In actuality talking to someone you seem to think is perfect proves to be slightly more difficult because you aren`t sure whether or not you`re gonna drat it up because you get crazy around them. By experience I was trying to talk to this girl when I was a third grader and I couldn`t speak. I was shaking and stuttering so bad I ran away. Now I`m a little less shy and I`m not going to run away like that but whether or not we`re in third grade or out of school it`s still tough. some kids book might give a confidence boost but it won`t make things easier because if you care about someone you aren`t going to get through asking her out with ease.
  57. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 2:39 am

    Numenor5
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    42 Posts Sunday, December 7, 2008 2:25:48 AM
    come on! At the age of 8 i didn`t even wanted to read a book... but write one? You must be kidding.
    Either the whole story is a fake, or he`s is one of the cleverest boys in the world

    ______________________________

    Seeing as how incredibly articulate he is when he talks to the camera, I`m going with your latter point.

  58. Profile photo of ListerStorm
    ListerStorm Male 18-29
    162 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 3:23 am
    stupid drating mean person bastard
  59. Profile photo of RedBrother
    RedBrother Male 18-29
    134 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 3:25 am
    rubbish
  60. Profile photo of sup_weenie
    sup_weenie Female 18-29
    335 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 3:36 am
    seeing him published at 8 makes me feel pathetic :[
  61. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 3:56 am
    He`s going to grow up as a pimp xD

    Nah, it`s nice to see someone young actually starting to understand relationships.

  62. Profile photo of Numenor5
    Numenor5 Male 18-29
    75 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 4:03 am
    "Seeing as how incredibly articulate he is when he talks to the camera, I`m going with your latter point."

    Yeah, i guess so @ willowpuff - that`d completely restore my faith into human intelligence

  63. Profile photo of ianbeany1989
    ianbeany1989 Male 18-29
    205 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 4:28 am
    Anyone want to post the SNL clip anywhere?
    Oh, and he was a a right ccok
  64. Profile photo of pighumper
    pighumper Male 30-39
    338 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 4:29 am
    i hate this kid. he must be gay.
  65. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 4:52 am
    "98% of pretty girls ditch boys."
    Where do you get that information, you little ****?
  66. Profile photo of Sillii
    Sillii Female 13-17
    331 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 4:58 am
    Aww, I think it`s cute, actually xD
    He`s in fourth grade and cares about girls.
    So sweet <3
  67. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 5:14 am
    lol, hes gonna be a pimp when he`s older
  68. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 5:20 am
    It`s cute now, but he is going to be SUCH a player when hes older =P
  69. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 5:43 am
    aww he is so gonna be a player when he gets older indeed.

  70. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 5:47 am
    {{{ SPARTAKITTY
    Female, 18-29, Midwest US
    90 Posts Sunday, December 07, 2008 4:52:52 AM
    "98% of pretty girls ditch boys."
    Where do you get that information, you little ****?}}}

    Remember, 2359% of all statistics are made up on the spot, and this kid knows it.

  71. Profile photo of clemsonrox
    clemsonrox Female 13-17
    131 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 5:58 am
    Geez, I would have thought they would have put him in consuling instead of publishing the book for him.....
  72. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 6:58 am
    How did this make it on CNN? 73% of normal girls... 98% of pretty girls...?

    How about 100% of boys who write books like these turn out to be gay?

  73. Profile photo of SwissNipsUK
    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 7:35 am
    "Wait till hes getting drunk hitting on everything that might be a girl. Those are the difficult times"


    lol i hear that !!!

  74. Profile photo of asphyxiated
    asphyxiated Female 13-17
    220 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 7:36 am
    lol, I thought it was cute.
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    jimenfel001 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 8:06 am
    how cute!
  76. Profile photo of MORNAF1
    MORNAF1 Male 13-17
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    December 7, 2008 at 8:11 am
    that actually is pretty sound advice...

    loved how the teacher went "Even if that girl is... 46, that`s still how you should talk to them"

    someone is getting desperate for a husband me thinks

  77. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
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    December 7, 2008 at 8:40 am
    I have a feeling he didn`t gather those data in a particularly scientific fashion.
  78. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 8:50 am
    VV me neither.
  79. Profile photo of CreamyLover
    CreamyLover Female 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 8:52 am
    God damnit. Stephanie Meyer gets published, now this little mother drater? I need to get my book out in the world if it`s THIS easy.
  80. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    December 7, 2008 at 9:01 am
    So... where can I get this book exactly?
  81. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 9:05 am
    Wow. He probably doesn`t even know where babies come from, and he`s already becoming the Love Doctor.
  82. Profile photo of sarahmiche
    sarahmiche Female 18-29
    122 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 9:14 am
    That was cute..
    Ugh, he`s eight and published.
    I`m more then twice his age and nowhere near there!!
  83. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 9:22 am
    Seems to me the most common response to this on iab is....
    "I can`t believe he`s published an I`m not" or
    "What a funny little gay kid"
    I can only assume there a lot of unpublished homophobe writers that peruse iab...
  84. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 9:49 am
    But...but...he`s in 4th grade! How could he have figured all this out? Kudos to the kid anyway.
  85. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 10:14 am
    Ewww. girls have coodies
  86. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 10:35 am
    Thats so cute! I want to see that book
  87. Profile photo of NZ_Life
    NZ_Life Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 10:36 am
    I can see him becoming a man whore later... or gay
  88. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 10:40 am
    "Ewww. girls have coodies"

    ===================

    Isn`t it "cooties"?

  89. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 10:45 am
    Whatever, I thought it was cute. People need to loosen up around here. It`s not meant to be read seriously.
    It was published because it`s an inncoent take on romance from a child who doesn`t know anything about the real world. That`s kind of the point.
  90. Profile photo of Zequr
    Zequr Female 18-29
    138 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 10:52 am
    Bekll: "That boy`s "observations" are stereotypical. Honest my neck. And what`s with the making up percentages? 98% of pretty girls... beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

    Almost everything kids knows, and adults too, they hear from others, and this is what society says. Never noticed that the prettiest girls at bars and so on, most guys are to afraid to talk? You`re told that you will fail...

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    _Perfection_: When I was in 4th grade I had a friend. He wanted me to sleep over at his house. I thought he was a little weird, but I said okay. I got there, we did kid stuff, blah blah blah. Then we were going to go to sleep. He wanted me to sleep in his bed with him. He said he slept naked, and I should too. I did not sleep in his bed, nor did I ever have any more sleep overs with him.

    Moral of the story: 9 year olds can be gay too."

    Think I did things like that when i was little. I don`t remember it having anything to do with sex. Sex didn`

  91. Profile photo of Zequr
    Zequr Female 18-29
    138 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 10:52 am
    AnwarNova: "I feel like I just read something that should have been between you and a psychologist. It`s like that time I overheard someone arguing outside my apartment window, and the guy confessed he had raped his kid sister. "

    You should have told the police. Raping isn`t legal, if you remember.

    ----------

    I just can`t stop suspecting one of the adults taking care of him wrote most of it.
    I bet he will hate this book when he`s older. Probaly will think different things about it all and be ashamed of the ways of his old child mind.

  92. Profile photo of BoredMamii
    BoredMamii Female 13-17
    152 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 11:01 am
    awww
  93. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 11:03 am
    he`s in the fourth grade. how the hell can he even get something published, let alone something on a subject he has nothing about?
  94. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 11:16 am
    so you can make up statistics and observations and get published. Why am i not surprised
  95. Profile photo of MissGrey
    MissGrey Female 13-17
    60 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 11:22 am
    lol!
  96. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
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    December 7, 2008 at 11:25 am
    he`s a tool. bottom line.
  97. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 11:34 am
    ewwww cooties
  98. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
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    December 7, 2008 at 11:35 am
    i think he`s just talking about getting girls to like you, and how to talk to them and stuff (obviously) it might be nice to have a little reality check with the basics of talking to girls, with the simplest ideas coming from an fourth grader.

    i just like how its innocent and cute, you know? the whole statistic thing is totally bunk, though.

  99. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    December 7, 2008 at 11:42 am
    WOW, I saw that book at Border`s three days ago. XD
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    lesmith11 Female 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 11:47 am
    I would rather talk to him than the skanks in my local
  101. Profile photo of stevo3210
    stevo3210 Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 11:54 am
    When this kid`s balls drop and he learns the way relationships really are, he will either drink himself into a bottle and become a unic or he will play womanizer until he dies.
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    MrFibbles Male 18-29
    311 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 12:08 pm
    excerpt from chapter 2: Hw to liek wut girlz liek
    wen i frist startd to chat up da girlz, we was all liek eww cooties and then we wer all liek im so in love then we were all liek we r part of this 75% of girls nd boyz dat r in love happily ever after.
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    Desumien Female 18-29
    374 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    i think he`s just talking about getting girls to like you, and how to talk to them and stuff (obviously) it might be nice to have a little reality check with the basics of talking to girls, with the simplest ideas coming from an fourth grader.
    i just like how its innocent and cute, you know? the whole statistic thing is totally bunk, though.
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    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    okay fibbles your comment gave me a headache but yeah once he gets into a real relationship after puberty I might listen to something he has to say
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    finally a book a pedophile can use to his benefit
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    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    but the kid doesnt know yet girls get their period and hes going to turn gay when he finds out.
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    MrFibbles Male 18-29
    311 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    but the kid doesnt know yet girls get their period and hes going to turn gay when he finds out.

    yet another philosophical intelligent comment from the SoxXxhXcxSeX school of thought

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    SilentAlarm Female 18-29
    57 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    Aw.. he`s adorable.
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    awesomo Male 13-17
    245 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    hate this kid!!! he said he hasn`t even had a girlfriend because he`s too young? so being the flipping genius that he is, he decided to write a book. the book is probably written in a "everything i think about life must be true" kind of way.

    dear life,
    slap this mother-fryer in the flippin face.

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    carolinads13 Female 13-17
    151 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    he`s cute!! I wish I`d been an author at the age of... did she say eight!!??!
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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    hey mom whats chlamidya, poo better start talking to some girls
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    haha, aw, how cute!
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    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    the SNL version of this was hilarious
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    RedSuit1 Male 18-29
    134 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    Where can I get a copy?
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    bulbasaur Female 18-29
    168 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    Aww, cool!
    He`s such a cutie, we`ll be seeing more of him when he gets older, I bet.
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    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    908 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    $20 says he still won`t be laid by the time he`s 70.
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    d3xy Female 18-29
    179 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 8:58 pm
    Aww, that`s cuuute
    :3
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    IntegVicious Female 18-29
    45 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 10:59 pm
    I have a feeling this kid will never get laid.
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    Kontazler Male 18-29
    25 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 11:34 pm
    thats gonna be hard to live up to in high school lol
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    mardraum Male 18-29
    220 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 1:02 am
    Heh...guess I gotta get me one of those:p
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    bungled Male 30-39
    271 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 7:33 am
    See what happens when you let your kids watch Dr. Phil, someone please by that kid a video game and some toy soldiers.
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    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    no offense to anyone, but i think hes gay. i mean he sounds pretty gay, and he knows how girls act.


    hes either gay or one of those weird kids who watch everyone and writes the details in his mind then torments them about when they cross him

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    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    that kid has 500 lbs and 200% depression in about 20 years
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    tjanator Male 13-17
    145 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    I agree with habbazoot about the gay part.

    He should`ve written "How to talk to boys," or not written anything at all... Damn 4th graders.

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    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    "stupid drating mean person bastard"- ListerStorm
    Lol.
    "I can only assume there a lot of unpublished homophobe writers that peruse iab..."-_Perfection_
    Yea agreed.
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    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
    339 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    Oh come on. It was a school project. He`s kinda cute. And it`s sweet that such a young kid wrote it.
    Stop being so judgemental.
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    ddr_coke21 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    He reminds me of me back then, and I`m gay.
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    silversoul46 Female 18-29
    189 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    I dunno I hear many guys say that women are confusing and tricky, could a fourth grader really be more intelligent in the ways of woman as compared to a um 25-30 year old man?

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