How To Survive A Bear Attack

Submitted by: techgeek07 8 years ago in Funny

So you’ve finally escaped to the great outdoors. Good for you. But watch out for bears--or die!
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Male 2
hahaha
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Male 69
I should try this.
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Male 31
isnt davy normally very anti religious i feel like hes mocking us in someway by saying Merry Christmas
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Male 553
thats why i never get mauled by a bear i slap them on the nose works every time
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Female 1,299
I`m sure all that bear wanted was a hug and some christmas dinner
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Male 612
If I was a bear and someone played dead...I`d be like "oh sweet, free food" and eat the person!!!
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Male 2,388
to all those people not busy beating up bears. Merry Christmas
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Male 12,138
Bears, you say?

*tries to stay on-topic, but can`t contain himself*

Black Bears are cool. And everyone knows the opposite of black bears is polar bears. And they`re vaguely Christmassy. Which leads circuitously on to the next point:

MERRY CHRISTMAS I-A-Bers! HAVE A GREAT HOLIDAY!

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Male 119
You CAN`T play dead if it is a black bear you are facing. Everyone who lives near black bears knows that if a black bear attacks it attacks to kill and if you "play dead" it will just start eating you from the back. The only thing you can do is fight him.
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Male 132
Merry Christmas!!!!!

lol this was funny but a little late for all those poor souls that got turned into hibernation chow about a month or two ago.
4/4

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Female 412
That was surprisingly informational. Interesting!
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Female 15,763
What I`ve seen posted on signs around the forests in the bear infested areas near me is that, if the bear is about to attack, you should wave your arms around and make deep loud noises. High pitched nosies sound like their prey. Though I suppose the bears around here are pretty small, so waving around would make sense if you`re about the same size as the bear.

Cougars, though? That`s a whoooole different story.

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Male 91
Have a good christmas
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Male 562
Merry christmas!! Funny video also!!
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Male 602
Merry Christmas!
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Male 2,593
Link: How To Survive A Bear Attack [Rate Link] - So you’ve finally escaped to the great outdoors. Good for you. But watch out for bears--or die!
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