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Date: 12/25/08 12:01 AM

16 Responses to How To Survive A Bear Attack

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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    December 24, 2008 at 10:30 pm
    Link: How To Survive A Bear Attack - So you’ve finally escaped to the great outdoors. Good for you. But watch out for bears--or die!
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    cmanatlan Male 13-17
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    December 25, 2008 at 12:03 am
    Merry Christmas!
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    SM25 Male 13-17
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    December 25, 2008 at 12:08 am
    Merry christmas!! Funny video also!!
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    Biscuits Male 13-17
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    December 25, 2008 at 12:20 am
    Have a good christmas
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 12:31 am
    What I`ve seen posted on signs around the forests in the bear infested areas near me is that, if the bear is about to attack, you should wave your arms around and make deep loud noises. High pitched nosies sound like their prey. Though I suppose the bears around here are pretty small, so waving around would make sense if you`re about the same size as the bear.

    Cougars, though? That`s a whoooole different story.

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    Yushi Female 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 1:28 am
    That was surprisingly informational. Interesting!
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    chad_the_bad Male 13-17
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    December 25, 2008 at 1:43 am
    Merry Christmas!!!!!

    lol this was funny but a little late for all those poor souls that got turned into hibernation chow about a month or two ago.

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    owen402006 Male 13-17
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    December 25, 2008 at 2:30 am
    You CAN`T play dead if it is a black bear you are facing. Everyone who lives near black bears knows that if a black bear attacks it attacks to kill and if you "play dead" it will just start eating you from the back. The only thing you can do is fight him.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    December 25, 2008 at 2:39 am
    Bears, you say?

    *tries to stay on-topic, but can`t contain himself*

    Black Bears are cool. And everyone knows the opposite of black bears is polar bears. And they`re vaguely Christmassy. Which leads circuitously on to the next point:


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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 4:32 am
    to all those people not busy beating up bears. Merry Christmas
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    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
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    December 25, 2008 at 11:05 am
    If I was a bear and someone played dead...I`d be like "oh sweet, free food" and eat the person!!!
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    cookii Female 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 11:07 am
    I`m sure all that bear wanted was a hug and some christmas dinner
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    sponged Male 18-29
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    December 25, 2008 at 11:15 am
    thats why i never get mauled by a bear i slap them on the nose works every time
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    djmofo117 Male 13-17
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    December 25, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    isnt davy normally very anti religious i feel like hes mocking us in someway by saying Merry Christmas
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    bolives Male 13-17
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    December 26, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    I should try this.
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    80sman Male 13-17
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    January 1, 2009 at 12:46 am

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