How To Pick Up Girls At A Bar (Or Anywhere Else)

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago

I-A-B Ladies, what do you think? Would these techniques work on you? I-A-B Gents, would you use them?
There are 72 comments:
Male 59
I know I know, but it`s the holidays :)
So lets just all be happy.
Hahaha
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Male 1,164
pijamas my one and only comment on the subject
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Female 744
This wouldn`t work on me because I would be like, "you come to a bar, sit down next to me, and pull out a piece of string and some cards? I`m out."
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Female 26
i couldn`t stop staring at his hair! That takes me back to junior high in the 90s where all the boys had to have that hair. I still think it is disgusting
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Female 231
That was almost as cool as that dude`s hair...
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Male 59
alfie... no offense, but I think you should just let it go. I agree with you completely, but there really is no point in arguing with that kind of stubbornness.
Just a waste of time really...
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Female 175
awww those would have made me laugh... i would have thought that would have been somewhat impressive/ interesting with the ideas behind it. damn.
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Male 1,164
Iroj cud u kindly shut the f.uck up please im not saying that the other lads joining in are completely right in what they are saying but you are making arguements that are indicating to towards female liberation whilst confining the general gender to gold diggers and whores and yourself you cant try and make a valid point about something when you yourself arent helping "the cause" yes men can be douchebags but women generally dont care for things like this. you are NOT living in the 60s so burning your bra and doing a song and dance about something that obviously hasnt happened truelly to you is like a cat explaining how to bark. i have been on the recieving end of countless relationships where the girl has treated me like just a ragdoll for her use and it wasnt a good experience.

so keep going on like you are youre not helping your cause because ur not a femenist you are a fascist

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Male 1,164
"it wont go.. coz.. *HIC* .. its moving.. *hic* im on tv" they wudnt have been impressed he looks and sounds like a sleaze
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Female 89
this is a campy mess, you come up to me with this trick in a bar - the furthest level you`re getting to is friendly aquaintance.
i`ve got a line that works pretty much all the time:
"hey".
groundbreaking, i know.
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Male 107
Stupid he bribed them with the shinny things on the string
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Female 102
Well he sounded smart, and I LOVEE smart boys, so thats cool. and he looked like sonic, that`s a plus. but it`s too bad that I already knew all those tricks, so it wouldn`t work.

only on the stupid girls

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Male 1,297
oh, btw that guys is SO in my face
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Male 1,297
so what, he like gets his women with bits of shiny things attached to string?
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Male 7
omfg that hurts to watch. amazingly he manages to appear both homosexual and painfully try-hard. that said, some guys have success with palm reading and basic body language routines, but not while acting like a clown.
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Male 502
I got as far as "I am your host, Brian Brushwood." What a tool.
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Male 3,301
There are women on IAB?
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Male 55
Are all Brazilians that hot? wow.
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Female 688
at 24 seconds i was unable to watch due to loss of bladder control caused by excessive laughing.
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Male 3,578
Wow, I never knew that you could use elementary schoolyard tricks to pick up women! I`m going to have to make a fortune teller device to get girls next time I go to the bar! *sarcasm*
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Female 84
that guys hair is the biggest scam. what was he thinking?
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Male 88
"I have no sympathy for the whores who dress like skanks and open their legs for any man then cry about it later...."

I have plenty of sympathy for them!

Sorry, just seemed like a good time for a bad joke.

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Female 665
heh. Bart Simpson.
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Male 1,148
Who would actually take dating advice from something called "scam school"!?
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Female 15,763
1.) I would go to a bar to find men.

2.) I don`t date porcupines.

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Male 7
Iroj, honestly I am thinking YOU are the one who has built up the illusion.

Some men are pricks.

"demonizes half the species."

Yeah its been reversed, sexism used to be torwards women now it seems to be torwards men more.
Most grow out of it.

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Male 13
Sexist? I think you misunderstand the term.
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Female 108
What happened to his hair.
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Female 960
"Well who can argue with THAT? Nice one."

Who am I to shatter the illusion an openly sexist man has built up about women?

Now I am off to shop for new shoes with my sugar daddy`s credit card. lyk lol <33

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Male 13
Well who can argue with THAT? Nice one.
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Female 960
"You can`t just label ever guy who doesn`t call you back a player"

Good thing I don`t do that, then the world would be way full of players.

"demonizes half the species."

Yeah, because that doesn`t happen at all, does it? -eyeroll-

"I DO have a problem with girls who complain about guys while pretending their crap doesn`t stink. Comprende?"

No, I can`t. I`m just some simple girl who could never understand the great thoughts of what men think. I mean, we`re so weak and frail...

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Male 13
Oh. My. God.

You were being sarcastic? I seriously couldn`t have called that. What a revelation.

Look, define "player". You can`t just label ever guy who doesn`t call you back a player, that`s a sweeping generalization that demonizes half the species.

What`s more, I keep waiting to find the girl that won`t make excuses for her own blatant "playing". I don`t have a problem with so-called "sluts". More power to them for getting what the want outta life. I DO have a problem with girls who complain about guys while pretending their crap doesn`t stink. Comprende?

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Male 7
...and how many of the population are "men who are sexist" in your opinion?

Less than you think, they tend to fall into the..

1, twats and bastards who you are talking about
2, The people who are fed up with feminism screwing them over so just take a "drat you" attitude to it.

More the same few of the first group going over the same technique over and over it seems like.

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Female 960
"Would you care to explain why it`s okay to blame the guy in YOUR case, but not some other girls case? "

I`m not blaming any guy in my case, as there is nothing to blame. I was implying in a general blanket statement that all girls love being treated like worthless whores, or so the general population of sexist pigs seem to think.

Its called internet sarcasm, and its a wonderful little tool.

But, like I said, generally men who are sexist have deep-rooted problems with women from their past. Whats wrong, did mommy not hug you enough?

You can tell me, I won`t tell anyone. I promise.

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Male 13
You`re original post says sarcastically "we love being treated like" crap or trash or whatever, which implies YOU, a "tasteful" non-slut, as someone who gets used. So either you get screwed because you deserve it for sleeping with a guy just to get him to like you; or you get screwed by an evil guy through no fault of your own. Since you`ve emphatically denied that you are a low self-esteemed whore, I default to the assumption that you blame the guy 100% when you are screwed over. Would you care to explain why it`s okay to blame the guy in YOUR case, but not some other girls case?
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Female 960
"The guys deserve to get screwed because they`re stupid enough to fall for it? Works both ways, honey."

Reading comprehension works wonders, sweetie. Go back and read carefully what I said about a girl deserving what she gets for acting like a retard as well.

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Male 13
What a double standard. The guys deserve to get screwed because they`re stupid enough to fall for it? Works both ways, honey.
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Female 960
"Girls screw guys FAR more often than they get screwed themselves."

If the guy is retarded enough to let some Paris Hilton-wanna be suck his bank account (and his soul) dry, then its his fault.

Just like how low self-esteem chicks get what they deserve when they try to f*ck to get guys to like them.

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My "issues" with women are generally that they aren`t in my bed yet :P"

With an attitude like that towards women I hope you enjoy low self-esteem whack jobs.

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Male 13
My "issues" with women are generally that they aren`t in my bed yet :P
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Male 13
"I have no sympathy for the whores who dress like skanks and open their legs for any man then cry about it later, but not all girls are like that. My biggest turn-off are players and non-nice individual alpha-males. Their `omg I`m such the sh*t` attitude makes my vag turn drier than the Sahara."

Good for you. You`ll notice, of course, that I never implied that the way into a womans sopping wet vagina was to be roostery. I merely said interesting, social, and confident. How nice of you to cast your generalizations so widely with no factual support whatsoever. Girls screw guys FAR more often than they get screwed themselves.

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Female 960
"yes I know I`m a sexist piece of trash."

I couldn`t have guessed...but those kind of men usually have their own issues with women to work out, so...

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Male 13
BTW, yes I know I`m a sexist piece of trash.
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Female 960
"Stop complaining and actually go out and earn a guys respect. Do you think that maybe all the "playing" has something to do with all the slutty cleavage shots on Myspace inviting guys to think of you as sex objects? Think about the contradictory message you`re conveying next time you carefully pick out the tank top/miniskirt combo you hope will attract a guy and then spend the next week crying about why he didn`t care about your feelings."

Thank god I don`t wear tank-tops and minis when I go out. I actually dress quite tastefully.

I have no sympathy for the whores who dress like skanks and open their legs for any man then cry about it later, but not all girls are like that. My biggest turn-off are players and non-nice individual alpha-males. Their `omg I`m such the sh*t` attitude makes my vag turn drier than the Sahara.

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Male 13
*rollseyes* Puh-lease.

Stop complaining and actually go out and earn a guys respect. Do you think that maybe all the "playing" has something to do with all the slutty cleavage shots on Myspace inviting guys to think of you as sex objects? Think about the contradictory message you`re conveying next time you carefully pick out the tank top/miniskirt combo you hope will attract a guy and then spend the next week crying about why he didn`t care about your feelings.

Now, I`m not accusing you in particular of this, just girls in general. =]

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Male 1,053
""Monday, December 29, 2008 1:38:12 PM
Haha it`s so amusing to hear girls complain about "players"."
Of course it is, sweetie. We secretly love being treated like a worthless piece of meat and tossed aside like a used tissue."

YES!

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Female 960
"Monday, December 29, 2008 1:38:12 PM
Haha it`s so amusing to hear girls complain about "players"."

Of course it is, sweetie. We secretly love being treated like a worthless piece of meat and tossed aside like a used tissue.

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Male 13
Haha it`s so amusing to hear girls complain about "players".
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Female 960
"The key is to wiggle the string and be to most social, interesting guy in the bar"

Unless he`s a complete player and an utter douchebag, then no.

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Male 13
Retards, all of you. Of course this crap works. And you`re all missing the point. It`s about being confident and friendly, not about the magic tricks. The tricks and rehearsed stories are only used to give people with zero social skills the confidence to succeed.

Girls are like kittens: they go after the shiniest object in the room. Try wiggling a piece of string in front of a cat. He`ll chase after it. But leave it on the ground right in front of him and he loses interest. The key is to wiggle the string and be to most social, interesting guy in the bar.

But it`s OK for you guys to mock it. Have fun jacking off to anime this weekend.

BTW, the girls who I`ve heard say "That would never work on me" are always the easiest ones to meet.

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Male 349
i do believe we have a new qualifier for hot chicks with douchebags.com due to the blowout haircut and general douchebagery.
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Male 404
10 mins. I think not!
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Male 552
this is really, really lame.
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Female 140
im just straight up rude when it comes to guys hitting on me, but also because the guys that do are usually very roostery. he seemed a bit roostery
jeeze and that hair :/
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Male 467
Ahh... Beer... *drools*..

Anywho, pretty decent things to do if you`re in a conversation and is running out of stuff to talk about.. Wouldn`t think it`s that good to use when approaching, but I suppose anything is possible.

All-in-all it would work, but the amount of props would probably work against him.

Yes, some girls are this stupid. Some just really, really want to belive that "more is out there". Easy way to seem interesting to the girls.

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Female 960
Ahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHA.

-rolls on floor-

-wipes tears from eyes-

...BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

-dead-

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Male 3,431
Lame.

You know what I`ve found works when meeting a girl is not acting like a douche, staring at their boobs and making weak attempts to impress them with stupid tricks.

It also helps to be good looking.

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Male 121
wow that was strangely annoying
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Female 511
I thought the tricks were kind of cool. Maybe I`m just easily amused when sober. I`d probably talk to the guy for a while, not necessarily anything else though.
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Male 772
Sorry, that`s just dumb... why would you do that to impress women? They`ll probably just think you`re weird and try to escape; the camera caught these women :P
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Female 328
I think the act of picking up girls in bars is totally deplorable and cowardly. You`re surrounded by Liquid Courage and, given the clientele, girls that are easily amused and tricked. When I go to bars, I never give guys that kind of satisfaction. I like to throw stuff at them they won`t expect.
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Female 61
Hair... his hair... it`s...it`s... alive?
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Male 43
What great advice. It`s not hard to pick up young, brainless, drunk girls (especially when there`s a camera following you). However, I couldn`t help but notice that he didn`t go home with any of them.
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Female 187
sort of like chris angel mind freak but not as interesting. and I dont like that dumbass anyway...
I would be afraid he was going to sell me some kind of `programme` to improve my mental preformance or somthin. or that he was a scientologist.
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Male 14,330
Step 1: Spike your hair like a douchebag.
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Male 2,788
that was pretty cool though..
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Female 1,653
Interesting statue-of-liberty `do there...
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Male 928
The problem with this sort of advice on how to meet girls is that the guys who demonstrate it are generally young, at least sort of attractive, confident and outgoing. The specifics of what to say and do aren`t as important as the general manner in which things are said and done.
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Female 131
I would be too scared of his hair to talk to him at the least.
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Male 4,594
Nah, when I pick up girls I usually tell the target how small my Irish pecker is, then she gets all curious and wants to see it.

Shortly after, you can usually spot the girl running away from me, giggling her ass off and calling her friends on her cell phone.

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Male 2,028
Hm, some interesting ideas there. I don`t like his hair though...
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Female 153
I know that as a lady, I would never talk to someone who`s hair looked like it would stab me in the eye.
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Male 19,868
Link: How To Pick Up Girls At A Bar (Or Anywhere Else) [Rate Link] - I-A-B Ladies, what do you think? Would these techniques work on you? I-A-B Gents, would you use them?
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