Flirting With Magic

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Learn how to pick up easily amused people with magic!
There are 27 comments:
Male 3,915
there`s something about 10 year old boys that act all macho that grinds my gears...i was in my car talking to my buddy who was on his lawn...and his little bro...i think he was 8...came out and said...."PEEL OUT YOU PUSSY!"......yeah....don`t you hate lose-lose situations...beat up an 8 year old....or have one talk you down.....(Sadness)....either way....i peeled out....lol
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Female 325
dude in the white suit ("oh, i`m not a weirdo") reminds me of decker, from nightbreed.

also, this video is chock full of yummy win.

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Male 4,680
The "everything is terrible" bit at the very end shows that it`s from the "everything is terrible" blog, which has video clips from the eighties/nineties era... I prefer to call it the NES era personally.
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Male 276
she never felt a thign thats why magicians nver get second dates?

is that a comment on his....uh size

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Male 339
hide the sausage
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Female 1,231
"N...I`m not a weirdo."

XD

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Male 1,347
who is the main magician guy? I recognize him.

The girl he was staring at while saying always keep your eye on the trick was turning a trick, wasnt she?

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Male 3,482
"You won`t feel a thing, did you feel a thing?"

*woman shakes head*

"See, that`s why magicians never get second dates."


I don`t think that`s the ONLY reason... He probably just forgot how to make a certain "thing" RE-appear.

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Male 196
Magic does not get you laid, it gets you beat up.
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Male 285
lol .. i dont need no magic to get slutty women .. jus cash and a bad attitude .. :)
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Male 14,334
Ahhh!!! flashback to the early 90`s mullets everywhere.

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Female 587
lol i wonder if anyone actually believed this commercial and bought the book
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Female 1,269
oh the nineties!
"everything is terrible!!!!!"
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Male 1,164
small print: will only work on girls that are easily amused.

PERFECT FOR ME!

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Male 1,365
Most of these guys look like their magic tricks involve rope, duct tape and a hand gun.
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Male 1,496
Why does it say, "Everything is Terrible!" at the end.
Also what was with: "How do i know you`re not some weirdo?" "Oh, i`m not a weirdo...(awkward silence)". I haven`t loled like that in a whiel
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Female 15,763
I forsee a gang rape situation with that kid at the end there.

Why is everyone so hideously 90`s?

Lion, thank you. That is much more magical and beautiful than anything in the video.

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Male 476
lol, "How do I know you`re not some weirdo? Oh, I`m not a weirdo....*cough cough*..........."
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Male 1,853
skipidydooda, that`s how you KEEP them. Get them with chocolate.
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Male 77
Wasn`t this on Attack of the Show?
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Male 178
they should try vicious beatings, thats how i get all my bitches
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Male 8,302
Stingray`s migrating - an example of God`s and/or Mother Nature`s beauty... now THAT`S magic.

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Male 886
"EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!"

what?

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Female 4,447
"Did you ever feel a thing?"
"No."
"Not a thing. That`s why magicians never get a second date."
... Way to sell yourself, buddy.
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Male 338
"How do I know you`re not a wierdo?"

"....... I`m not a wierdo."

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Male 474
I knew there was another way than to kill those whores!
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Male 20,196
Link: Flirting With Magic [Rate Link] - Learn how to pick up easily amused people with magic!
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