First Sign That You`re Too Fat

Submitted by: cherrisoda 8 years ago in Weird
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1757267.ece

You get a £150 fine for staying too long at this place.
There are 123 comments:
Female 67
why wud anyone need to eat that much. thats sik. Eat a friggin vegetable or sumthin lady!
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Male 10
She said she wasn`t coming back, but that just means she wont go there for a few days, and then come right back
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Male 1,149
They just lost a lot of business. A LOT
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Male 216
never rely on restaurants for your food. they may blow up. or close. or fine you 150 bucks..... for being fat.
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Female 751
that`s disgusting, she deserves the fine... maybe if she goes to eating disorder therapy for over eating they`ll reduce it or let it slide...
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Male 2,553
angry fat bitch runnnnnnn
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Female 513
Oh - and I don`t even want to THINK about how many grams of fat that was. Calories are hell, but fat is even worse.
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Female 513
Normally, I try to be nice and everything (being a fat chick myself) but.. dayum. Three times a week?! I eat KFC maybe twice a YEAR. And it`s 1-2 pieces, sans fries. I`m sorry but.. just wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
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Female 2,695
o_o holy poo
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Male 426
Bahahah

wow, i can see it now...

*omnomnom* why should i *heavy breathing* get a ticket *omnomnom* for eating food? *cholesterol related heart attack*

THREE TIMES A WEEK?
SIX BAGS OF FRIES?
dang...

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Female 1,653
haha that`s made my day :)

www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com

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Female 311
I don`t get how this is even a news story. A big girl is too stupid (or ravenous) to notice a parking sign so gets a ticket...why is this news.
The Sun purely took up the story to take the piss out of her weight.
And yeah...how the hell does anyone eat that much?
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Male 54
Tr-Wolf "Thank god there`s not a Nando`s near her, that`s a proper chicken restaurant, she`d never leave!"

There is one less than two miles from that KFC, maybe she got bored with the limited over-priced stuff they sell there.

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Female 4,028
She eats there three times a week? I would have never guessed.

But, reallly... are you serious? She didn`t see signs, so she`s whining when she gets a ticket? Yeah, try that with a cop when you run a stop sign. "Why am I getting a ticket? I didn`t see the sign! I shouldn`t be punished." And she also says she didn`t feel like they were there that long... well, too bad. Time does not go with how long you think it is.
Pfft.

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Male 649
popeyes hells yes.....may al copland rest in peace
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Male 649
popeyes is better anyways
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Male 1,164
"Days later regular customer Natalie got the fine in the post for breaking the restaurant car park’s 75-minute limit. " THEN WHY IS SHE dratING COMPLAINING STUPID BITCH. she broke the rules of the restaurant it has nothing to do with her spending too long in there its the fact she had her car parked more than the stated time. its the same as parking in a parking zone where you have to pay money for staying there if the ticket time runs out ya get fined. stupid cow should have gotten clamped atleast that way she would have gotten some excersize walking home
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Male 1,557
Yeah, but in the UK we don`t have Popeyes, we have KFC. Thank god there`s not a Nando`s near her, that`s a proper chicken restaurant, she`d never leave!
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Male 213
she should pay a $5,000 fine .. $1 for each calorie ..
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Female 81
they`ll probably remove the ticket because she`s a regular customer and it`s not for their own good since from the looks of it they`ll be making more profit from her orders...
but seriously..5456 calories??!! for two people?? ..i find that mind-boggling
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Female 447
And I can`t make any comment on KFC since I`ve only eaten it twice.
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Female 447
Ewww. But I must admit that I have spent more than an hour in a fast food restaurant just watching the TV before school.
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Male 20
she is just stupid, who eats that much on a regular basis? besides it was parking fine she can park somewhere else
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Female 525
That`s sad. I can`t even eat 2 of their chicken breasts, much less fries on top of it, much less the other 12 pieces.
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Male 516
maybe it`s best if she does stop going to kfc for a while... and she is in nursing? how can you be in a job where you try to make people healthy when you aren`t even keeping yourself healthy?
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Male 2,788
Kfc.
disgusting stuff, guys.
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Female 1,652
KFC? How about BOJANGLES. or Bush`s Chicken.
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Female 2,064
Yeah. Popeye`s FTW!
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Male 410
I like Popeye`s chicken better. Popeye`s chicken is the shiznit!
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Male 474
Dayumm, I can`t even finish 3 chicken pieces...
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Female 152
hhahahahahahahaha fat asss
if it happened to me, id be pissed
but since it didnt happen... HA!
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Male 420
hahaha shes a trainee nurse??? i wouldnt want her around the morgue if she has the munchies
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Male 612
thats actually a good idea...if you eat too much you get a fine, think about USA!!!
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Male 3,482
-ShadowSpirit
"I mean it would take me a lot longer than the parking limit to eat all that."

That`s just the thing though.

You WOULDN`T eat that much food, now would you?

It`s another anti fat-ass technique. Order small portions so you can get out before you get a ticket.

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Male 536
i like how they call her a `fast food fan`

we all know they just mean `big fatty`

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Male 170
Haha, she said `fat chance`... that made me lol =)
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Female 59
umm... lol? maybe?
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Female 723
*speechless*
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Male 404
i finally get to say.... only in the uk
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Male 1,468
Damn. That`s all I can say. Damn.
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Male 527
I hate whoever the wrote this because they underline words like "Hungry" or put in bold how much food that was. Seems pretty asshaty to me.

Anyway I don`t think she should be charged since she was a customer and she bought a lot of food. I mean it would take me a lot longer than the parking limit to eat all that.

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Male 3,482
“It’s disgusting. I spend a lot of money in there. Now I’m never going back.”

No, lady, YOU are disgusting.

Though, that chicken does look pretty good, though it should obviously be shared with more than just one other person.

Dammit, now I want some KFC... Get me some boneless original recipie strips... Yumm...

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Male 176
FOURTEEN chicken pieces, SIX bags of fries and large COKES for 13 quid? Thats a good deal. I`m going there. Maybe she`ll be there. I`ll take my 400lb blob body there on my extra large capacity mobility scooter so i can eat for an hour and a half without a parking fine... if I can fit through the door.
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Female 1,562
oh man i want some kfc now! im so glad our kfc moved into a different place... the one i lived by was so gross and they never passed a health inspection with good remarks...

now they are out by walmart roping in hungry customers who just shopped and brought up their appetite!

they are also combined with long john silvers... which is AWESOME! better than being combined with taco bell like it was..

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Female 385
pffffffffft. whatver. as if KFC is that good...
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Female 48
Wow...14 pieces of KFC and 6 bags of fries because you`re hungry??!? And the lady`s a nurse!!! Damn it.
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Male 2,313
Ha, wow. That`s almost poetic.
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Male 2,125
ROFLMAO wow, I think they did her a favor with the ticket. I mean wtf? How the hell do you go 3 times a week in a freaking KFC and not get a heart attack? Try some salad.
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Male 301
euros? im in american curency....
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Female 271
There`s a sign to stop from people parking there for other reasons than KFC. Generally people are the for 30 mins tops, so that`s plenty of time after that incase you stay longer.
There`s something wrong if you`re there for longer and you don`t have a good excuse, i.e fat lump who likes to eat a huge amount of food.
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Male 1,078
Notice how they said that one of them was a nurse. Just saying.

Also, lol, @pickme, that`s punny.

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Male 740
she`s huuuge

also, i want KFC now

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Female 1,963
My god. That womans arm is the size of my waist.
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Male 544
[quote]Natalie vowed there was fat chance of her paying the £150 — insisting: “It didn’t feel like I was in there all that long. We were hungry.[/quote]
lol! fat chance!
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Male 210
after that she was saying the parket ticket was "disgusting".
And eating five thousand calories in one sitting is perfectly normal?
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Male 2,591
OMG WTF i submitted this when it was first news 3 MONTHS AGO and it was denied..
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Male 639
No sympathy for fat people.
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Female 1,071
They would have still fined her im guessing if she ate a normal meal there and was there that long. The fat-facts are just kinda rude. Funnyish, but unnecessary.
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Female 1,516
HaHa! This was the perfect thing to read on the morning of the first day of my diet. I think the fine was unfair and will be dismissed in court... however... she almost deserves it.
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Male 2,855
The fine is to deter non-kfc customers from parking there, the fatty was a kfc customer, so i dont see how the fine applies, she shouldnt pay the fine
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Female 178
Ugh. How can you get like that?
I cracked up when they said "fat chance"
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Male 6
What? Fat chicks need love too, giggity giggity goo goo goo. Can you imagine the fart that a 5,000 calorie meal will generate?
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Male 3,431
I assumed the ticked was stamped to her double wide back side for taking up two parking spaces.
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Female 2,672
fat northern ppl..ugh
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Female 1,211
"Natalie vowed there was fat chance of her paying the £150."

I wasn`t surprised it was a heavy gal. But it wasn`t just her scarfing the food, either. Sounds more like a parking violation than anything else.

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Male 386
“It’s disgusting. I spend a lot of money in there. Now I’m never going back.”

You know she`ll be coming back
__________________________________________

Ha ha ha. I lol`d

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Female 850
hm, so they only wrote this news article to passive-aggressively make fun of how fat she is?
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Female 171
The Sun is a national newspaper.
Just cos you`ve never heard of it, don`t just dimiss it.
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Male 2,506
this may be the last sign cuz soon X|
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Male 632
“It’s disgusting. I spend a lot of money in there. Now I’m never going back.”

You know she`ll be coming back.

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Male 9,305
Isn`t this a tabloid?
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Male 5,970
I think it was more of "she might scare the other customers so let`s get her out of here"
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Male 240
hehehehehe
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Female 62
Am I the only one who remembered she`s a nurse, I can just imagine it now....

"Don`t stuff your face (scoff scoff)! You`ll emd up fat (scoff scoff)"

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Male 509
Hah.

"Fat chance" of her paying the fine?

Gold.

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Male 736
Poor, starving little lady was so weak from hunger she couldn`t see the parking sign!
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Male 81
wow "you make up 75% of our sales but we hate you so go away!"
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Male 882
fatty fatty fat fat fat
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Male 1,590
"there aint nothing wrong with yorkshire!"

Double negative. That means there is.

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Female 662
I know shes large, but come on, who really needs to eat 5,000 calories in one meal?
That`s disgusting.
She should have to pay the fine.
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Male 194
Now THATS a fat chick!
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Male 1,091
She should pay the fine just because she ate that much... and because she broke the rules...
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Female 2,258
Ignorance isn`t a defense. She violated the parking terms that were clearly posted. End of story. It`s not like she is being fined for being overweight.
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Female 721
I don`t see how the fine is related to her being big. She spent too long in a place that generally takes 15-30 minutes to eat in.

On another note, I`m obese as well, but I could NEVER eat that much food in one sitting. I can barely eat two pieces of fried chicken.

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Male 13,630
Oh my, thats a awful lot of chicken, awful lot of um...woman too I guess
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Female 96
how can she eat that much?? i know she`s..umm. quite large.. but really.. thats a lot of food
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Male 1,232
Well, she got fined for parking I guess. So yeah, nothing really wrong there.
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Male 240
75 min in a parking lot and she said we were hungry thats a "fat" chance
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Male 22
anybody notice how she said that there was a FAT chance of her paying the fine?
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Female 236
really though... how is she not embarrassed???
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Male 231
How about:

"You get a £150 fine for linking to this idiotic tabloid?"

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Male 40
she has enough fat to make 5 of me
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Male 118
YOU CAN GET FRENCH FRIES AT KFC IN EUROPE?!?!?
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Male 533
why dont we just say this is a fat tax and leave it at that?
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Female 1,984
Her arms are bigger than her head, man!!
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Female 158
domisgood: 6ft!!
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Male 533
holy poo she is a fat piece of poo
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Male 1,365
Sharks on a feeding frenzy.
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Male 2,850
I live there. My home town.

Yikes.

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Male 4,867
wow Natzz!
how wide are the pavements?
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Female 158
domisgood: yes, we all look like that in yorkshire!
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Male 619
Megido - "Eating over 5000 calories in a single meal IS a goddamn crime and you should be fined for it unless you are some sort of bodybuilder or athlete."

Do I count as a bodybuilder even if I`m just building it into a fat slob?

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Male 4,867
Natzz, this link says there is
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Male 439
Wow, some people are just disgusting. Eating over 5000 calories in a single meal IS a goddamn crime and you should be fined for it unless you are some sort of bodybuilder or athlete.
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Female 158
domisgood - there aint nothing wrong with yorkshire!
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Male 4,867
`Domisgood, I was going to insult you back for insulting Yorkshire, then I saw your age and thought it would be mean to have a go at a little boy.

Apart from that, old story.`

Insult away oldie

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Male 199
guy in the background looks like he is taking a whizz
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Male 54
Domisgood, I was going to insult you back for insulting Yorkshire, then I saw your age and thought it would be mean to have a go at a little boy.

Apart from that, old story.

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Male 1,590
Judging by the picture, the fine was about 100 pounds light. ;-)
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Male 209
Natzz- I live there too, well pretty close, even been to that KFC for my 8th birthday or something. Such a small world.
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Female 158
i`m from that town, the shame the shame! ah well i think she did deserve it cuz she was there for a looong time, and it gets so busy there.
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Female 695
Aw, that would suck for me. I`m the type of person who goes to a fast food place with friends, orders a bit of food and ends up spending the whole day just lazing about there refilling my soda.
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Female 2,027
so its called a take away for a reason. why eat in the restrauant?
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Male 513
It`s not like they were there f*cking around or anything. They`re customers that were there eating the whole time, so a parking ticket isn`t fair. As far as how much they ate: their choice, their problem.
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Male 98
Typical fat Americ... Oh, nevermind.
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Male 382
I`d have expected her to gobble that down in 2 seconds flat.
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Female 1,545
...Cellulite on the arms?
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Male 4,867
i was like wtf?!?!

then i saw it was in yorkshire - explains everything

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Female 335
oh my god this is amazing.
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Male 1,011
rather large meal for 2 people, but eh, at first I thought it was a parking meter, which she would have no case, but even some normal folks eat slow (particularly the elderly) :-/ I know thats not really an excuse for her, but a ticket for that is silly imo, at least they were a paying customer, Id understand if they were just loitering..

Ah well, 15 minutes of fame starts....NOW

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Male 506
I hate The Sun, but it`s a funny story.
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Male 125
she`s totally hot !
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Female 199
Link: First Sign That You`re Too Fat [Rate Link] - You get a £150 fine for staying too long at this place.
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