Female Pilot Flys Without...?

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

Wings? Sight? Underpants? Pilot"s license? OK, I-A-B, you make the call--what"s this chick missing?
There are 130 comments:
Female 381
Whoa my god, she is FLEEEXABLE
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Male 247
My only comment is refer to the `Jizz Pants` post.

There ya go guys, I said it...you know you wanted to.

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Male 10
I`d like to know how she does crosswind landings since she obviously can`t use the rudder at the same time as the yoke and throttle.
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Male 499
Meh, done before, she`s just a copycat. Probably member of I-A-B
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Male 210
Balls?
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Male 722
Look! No hands!
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Female 237
Like the guy who could drive without arms. It`s proably really easy to do things with your feet if your born that way, you just get used to it.
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Male 1,153
meh, i could probably do that..
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Male 468
i want to try
XD
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Male 211
Inpressive. This girl really is amazing. I just wonder how she controls the rudder of the airplane since these are controlled by pedals?
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Female 159
Thats amazing! I wanna chop off my arms now!
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Male 22
She really should be armed in case her plane gets hijacked
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Female 4,447
I love that everyone`s all "no arms? lame. seen it before." like it`s not impressive. The chick can fly a plane with no arms! No arms! Flying a plane!!
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Male 152
My arms feel weird after watching this.
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Male 335
I was going to say without a vagina.
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Female 710
Wheeeeeeeeeee
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Male 199
man contact lenses can be a bitch with fingers sometimes, never mind without them
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Female 193
To wateva_x, I`m sure using tampons is a lost cause for her anyhow. But if she can fly a plane, and play the piano, and text, she surely can put on a pad.
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Female 751
that`s two does ___ without arms posts, can we get like someone who flys without eyes or a head or something a bit more interesting and unbelievable?
lol
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Male 552
who does she think she is?!?!
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Female 691
How does she use tampons?
Or pads?
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Male 1,085
FREAK!

j/k

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Female 54
i thought they were gonna say wiener
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Female 390
Ewwww :[ Feet are nastyyy
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Female 59
`no arms` is my first guess for everything from now on.
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Male 639
It`s amazing how much control she has with her feet.
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Male 1,232
The video was kinda messed up, there was no sound and it was laggy. Maybe it`s just my computer...
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Male 959
She`s cute as well.

The girl has everything.

Except arms obviously.

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Female 11
"Look ma, no hands!"

I lol`d. :D

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Male 357
without pants would have been better....

but she could sure give you a hell of a footjob...

sorry had to say it

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Male 162
inspirational...
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Female 1,496
When she put in that contact it blew my mind.
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Male 1,226
Awesome! I`d request another pilot on the flight if I was on her plane though. Very inresponsable, you can never know what goes wrong.
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Female 335
women can`t fly.

thats nonsense.

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Female 1,984
She`s so cool.
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Male 413
I`d imagine getting cramp would be life threatening...
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Male 2,553
Someone has inadequacy issues.
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Male 1,685
that`s awesome - good for her...*clears throat* she`s uh, rather flexible.
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Male 268
Good on her!
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Female 15,763
For some reason I was totally expecting boobs.

Oh the poor girl, she has no boobs.. flying must be SO DIFFICULT!

I`m tired...

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Male 2,313
"id hit it... shes hot... but it would suck that she couldnt jerk me off or cup my balls. oh well im willing to make a sacrifice"

Aww, that`s so sweet of you.

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Male 2,313
Sounds slightly tricky.
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Female 1,211
I gotta hand it to her...
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Male 619
Here`s what got me about the video.

"Jessica invited us to take a flight with her."

Later on, we hear, "These images are from the cameras we mounted in the plane."

So basically, everyone was afraid to go up with her.

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Female 145
makes me wonder what else she can do with her feet...
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Male 2,855
god, that was disgusting
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Male 240
wow with her feet hard for us with arms no offence
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Male 3,301
As a (student) pilot myself, I can say only one thing: How the drat did she pass the physcial?!
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Male 1,468
I was gonna guess eyes or something. BUT DID YOU SEE HER OPEN THE C.OCKPIT? That was amazing.
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Male 563
Ron`s Patronizingly Obvious Life Less Of The Day:

Lesson Number 3: You can do anything as long as your missing both your arms!

(And you can live off the government too!)

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Female 214
somehow I don`t see this ending well
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Male 756
o_o

She gets an A plus.

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Female 1,231
Woah. She must spend a lot of money on pedicures, especially if she puts contact lenses in with her toes. 0.o;

"Look Ma! No hands!" X3

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Female 493
The first thing that popped up in my mind was boobs...I guess that would make a difference...I need to get my mind out of the gutter!
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Female 63
she flies a plane with out any gas...without any wings....with out the whole damn plane....
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Male 713
Lighten up? just an opinion.
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Male 9,305
Very impressive.
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Male 1,129
id hit it... shes hot... but it would suck that she couldnt jerk me off or cup my balls. oh well im willing to make a sacrifice
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Male 1,497
is everything that we have to guess is "No arms" now? that one person had no arms and got pulled over, now this chick flys a plane with no arms.

Not saying anything bad, that`s gotta be hard has hell to do. (both of them)

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Female 128
didnt see that one comin..
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Male 838
Ok, while I will say that it was quite incredible that she can do that (i`m a pilot, and I know it is really tricky for people -with- arms and legs)... but am I the only way who looked at this in a more... risque manner? lol
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Female 56
LOL. She has a fear of flying, so she gets a pilot license?
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Male 11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DxlJWJ_W...
far superior, because he only has feet. no legs, just feet.
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Male 2,582
a brain?
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Male 77
cool.
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Male 2,245
person eats cereal without...?!?!
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Male 1,837
aww comon iab, we did no hands a few weeks ago :(
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Male 813
"I like how the question is answered within the first second of the video. More like that please." Agreed.
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Male 2,121
I like how the question is answered within the first second of the video. More like that please.
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Male 246
Awesome.
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Female 1,963
My god she`s flexible. I wish I could open a sunroof with my foot. o.O
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Female 7
shouldn`t it be flies...?
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Male 2,148
Having us guess is sort of gay. Also, come on. How is this safe? Even if she`s good at it... it just can`t be safe.
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Female 264
wow. she must be flexible as hell
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Male 132
i love how they just put cameras in the roosterpit, and they didn`t take the offered ride. jerks.
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Male 8,300
Before I look at the link or read any posts, I`m guessing... female pilots fly planes without BRAINS. No wait, BREAST IMPLANTS (cause we all know they explode at altitude). No wait, EYES. Cause in these days of affirmative action and PC, a blind person has as much right to be a pilot as you or me.

(Reads the post)
ARMS??? How disappointing ordinary... most commercial pilots fly when they`re completely legless anyway...

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Male 2,245
person who can walk without...?!?!
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Male 20,901
urbanlegend

stop asking us to guess. that stuff is getting stupid

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lighten up, mary.

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Male 175
whoa, talk about awesome...
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Male 2,245
iab should just make this a recurring post. people without arms doing sh*t.
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Male 1,078
Ah, footjobs...good times, good times.
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Female 64
i just saw this somewhere....
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Male 157
we could all do that, the difference is that she has to.. makes you wonder about all the other things we can do but don`t bother...
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Male 4,290
OK the whole "something happens with ...? you decide IAB!!" format is getting a bit tired now. Don`t overuse it, you`ll ruin it.
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Female 80
WOW HOW DOES SHE DO THAT
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Male 1,086
I-A-B what the hell??!! That`s completely inspirational, if only for the moment! And I was looking forward to procrastinating today.
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Male 1,256
I think the mods are just Googling "with no hands" and then putting any videos they find on IAB. But seriously, this is cool.
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Female 497
chick165 ties her shoes with her mouth..i`ve seen people do it x_x
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Female 54
hahaa i guessed right
oh iab..you never cease to amuse me..
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Male 483
to be perfectly honest, i just love the flexibility she has got...
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Female 1,095
ha! i knew it
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Female 63
how does she tie her shoes?
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Male 387
I`m starting to hate these types of IAB question descriptions...
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Female 63
no hands = footjob
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Male 254
but she`s really good with her legs. ever had a foot job?
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Male 107
no arms = no handjob.

:(

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Female 723
Eh, I usually don`t guess. I simply open the link and enjoy :D
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Female 1,545
I`ve always wanted to be ridiculously adept with my legs and feet.

That is so cool!!

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Male 342
Oh wow, no arms. Kudos to her.

I like the fact that the host was too pussy to get into the plane

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Male 342
I`m guessing balls
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Male 516
i agree with everyone who said that they don`t want to have to guess what the link is about. i come to this site for mindless entertainment, not such challenging mind games. what`s next, solve a crossword before i can open any link?

/sarcasm

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Female 406
what is with these no-armed people in vehicles??

really though, that`s amazing. Kudos to her. Lol, feet.

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Male 350
I mean hand-crafting jobs of course
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Male 350
mmm...imagine the possibilities!!
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no handjobs?

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Male 83
mmm...imagine the possibilities!!
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Female 654
She`s kinda cute.
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Female 193
i agree with urbanlegend

`stop asking us to guess. that stuff is getting stupid`

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Male 3,646
Doomisgood: "if her plane goes down how does she put on and release the parachute?"

Duh, inflatable panties!

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Female 2,672
domisgood
Male, 13-17, Europe
2834 Posts Wednesday, December 3, 2008 12:59:21 PM
if her plane goes down how does she put on and release the parachute?


with her feet, duh

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Female 1,516
Ugh... it`s always no arms. Getting boring.
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Male 740
stop asking us to guess. that stuff is getting stupid
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Male 1,718
I bet she is just hideing her arms under her t-shirt.
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Male 14,331
A penis right she`s female so no penis.
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Male 1,764
Nobody likes a copy-cat.
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Male 4,867
if her plane goes down how does she put on and release the parachute?
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Male 338
i wonder how she cuts her toenails
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Male 214
whats with all these stories about armless asian people operating machinery? this is like 2 in one week!
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Female 497
she must be good at openings her legs during sex and doing some weird moves
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Female 96
wow. she does more with no arms than i do with 2
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Male 817
I meant to say... C-o-c-k-p-i-t!

not a pit full of roosters. That`s best left in mexico.

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Male 817
Reporter: "She invited us up for a spin high above the arizona desert... but instead we stuffed a camera in her roosterpit because we are just a bunch of chicken$#!t cowards who would rather damage her self esteem than go flying with some armless tramp that should be doing something amazingly weird in the world of porn instead inspirational garbage like this."

Nice!

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Male 4,014
Credit for perseverance. If I lost my arms now, I`d OD on some good drugs and kill myself. Maybe.
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Male 2,388
i wonder if she gets ghost arms. I get them just thinking about having no arms lol. Anyone else get that?
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Male 392
Arms again? So predictable after the driving one...
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Female 649
:O that`s impressive! yay go her!
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Male 7,933
I WAS RIGHT! I did not see a tail on her... she was pretty flat
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Male 563
I`m guessing arms.
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Male 886
I guess I should have guessed that after the recent post of the arrested man. lol at her shirt, too.
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Male 7,933
im going to go with tail
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Male 20,901
Link: Female Pilot Flys Without...? [Rate Link] - Wings? Sight? Underpants? Pilot`s license? OK, I-A-B, you make the call--what`s this chick missing?
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