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Date: 12/13/08 03:10 PM

64 Responses to Can I Get That Delivered?

  1. Profile photo of Nightshifter
    Nightshifter Male 18-29
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    December 13, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    Link: Can I Get That Delivered? - Where`s the strangest place you`ve ever had pizza delivered?
  2. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    Best was when me and my buddies ordered pizza to our social class, they actually came to the door and our whole class had a pizza party and we charged it to the school!
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    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
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    December 13, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    Can`t say I ever have ordered it but one time in the local Kebab shop on a Friday night a drunken man shouted ``Who likes garlic bread`` and my friend stupidly shouted back ``yeah i do..`` so he came over, like dead meatheadish and was like ``yeah? you like garlic bread doya?`` and we were like ``well yeah..`` and he gave us like a slice each, he only had about 2 left. After we took it he was like ``oh thanks for that kids, I didnt want it all and I couldnt have eat it, thanks for reliving me`` I was like =|
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    alice_x Female 18-29
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    December 13, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    haha
    "ok that was a big guy"
    "huge guy" this was pretty funny, i like him :D
  5. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    @Devin88, your teacher actually let you all eat the pizza, and you didn`t have to pay for it???
  6. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
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    December 13, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    whats with their lame cameras? hahaha
  7. Profile photo of apimpds
    apimpds Male 13-17
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    December 13, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    That poo is hilarious! lol
  8. Profile photo of jdjd5883
    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    come on
  9. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    December 13, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    We ordered pizza in school once. We asked our teacher beforehand though, it was a last-day-of-the-year kind of thing.
  10. Profile photo of lilhawk2892
    lilhawk2892 Male 13-17
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    December 13, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    "whats with their lame cameras? hahaha"
    well i think the owners might have assumed something if a guy holding a 400 dollar 30 pound camera on his shoulder
  11. Profile photo of Guy6870
    Guy6870 Male 13-17
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    December 13, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    kind of a jerk thing to do to the store owner, but still pretty funny
  12. Profile photo of Chiefy
    Chiefy Male 18-29
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    December 13, 2008 at 4:16 pm
    I hope he chokes on his damn pizza. Be more clever. Or atleast do not record someone recording you. Unless you like looking gay on youtube....and now IAB.
  13. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    Meh, the video might have been better if they ran their shtick maybe twice at most. I had to stop watching after that. We get it, you`re having pizza delivered at other pizza places, dur-hur-hur-hur-hur. Whoopity-doo.
  14. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    "We ordered pizza in school once. We asked our teacher beforehand though, it was a last-day-of-the-year kind of thing."


    ... you`re bada**

  15. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    Lol, pretty funny.
  16. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    "well i think the owners might have assumed something if a guy holding a 400 dollar 30 pound camera on his shoulder"
    o.o are you recording VHS or something? cameras weigh like 10 pounds at most and the ones that do cost thousand+ dollars
    </nitpick>

    what noobs. they should`ve delivered pizza to jenny craig or some other weight loss place.

  17. Profile photo of Aciliveth
    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    "We ordered pizza in school once. We asked our teacher beforehand though, it was a last-day-of-the-year kind of thing."

    I got a pizza delivered right to my English class in the middle of the semester. We didn`t ask permission. Mind you mine is not so "badass" either, but it trumps asking the teacher for pizza.

  18. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
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    December 13, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    That was really....really....really....stupid.
  19. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    December 13, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    haha that first guy was a beast. and he was pisssed off
  20. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    Jerk. What, that`s supposed to be funny?
  21. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    hah well at least it scores originality points
  22. Profile photo of GunMetal
    GunMetal Male 13-17
    161 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    Actually sgdp; That was really....really....really....hilarious.
  23. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    I guess my sense of humor is a lot more dry. I found that immature and rude.
  24. Profile photo of Sorax3
    Sorax3 Male 13-17
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    December 13, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    hey is it just me, or is anyone else getting redirected to popfreak`s channel when videos end? its REALLY getting annoying >:(
  25. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 6:41 pm
    d_katman...

    I LOVE THAT IDEA!

  26. Profile photo of tommy419
    tommy419 Male 13-17
    475 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    "whats with their lame cameras? hahaha"
    lame cameras? i have the one the bigger guy has and is really good
  27. Profile photo of AahNold
    AahNold Male 30-39
    375 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    I bet those two guys think they are really funny

    FAIL

  28. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
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    December 13, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    I agree sgdp, I don`t like how rude they were.

    Now, what I really want to do is dress up like a snowman and scare people walking by! XD

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    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    douchebags!
  30. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    December 13, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    That was a defenate fail.
  31. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    can`t deny the ending was good.

    the guys all seemed cool about it though, most of them were smiling.

    and panth, you fail for misspelling definite. might I suggest you get FF with auto spell check?

  32. Profile photo of SoxXxhXcxSeX
    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    holy poo how did he get that much money i cant even afford breakfeast AT ALL WTF
  33. Profile photo of ShadowMaya
    ShadowMaya Female 18-29
    5 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    I have NEVER laughed this hard for that long period of time.... DAMN :-D
  34. Profile photo of Hazen
    Hazen Female 18-29
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    December 13, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    *Shakes head*
  35. Profile photo of UndKeineEier
    UndKeineEier Male 18-29
    89 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    I delivered food to a strip club a few times... my tip was a lap-dance or two each time.
  36. Profile photo of Carminetta
    Carminetta Female 30-39
    5 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    That`s Greg Benson. He`s infamous for Retarded Policeman and Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show on Youtube. Episodes of both have found their way onto I-A-B in the past. They`re all available by searching Youtube. He`s also done quite a few hilarious clips that aren`t parts of series, which can be found on his Youtube channel, Mediocre Films. I found this clip to be less funny than most of his stuff (generally comedy gold). If you did OR did not like this one, I recommend checking out "Greg Hits Hollywood" and its two sequels, which you can find on the Mediocre Films channel. It`s the same premise of being offensive as this clip, but it works better due to the different M.O. and different environment (as well as something you can learn if you look at it sneakily, whereas this pizza clip doesn`t really teach anything).
  37. Profile photo of adarling617
    adarling617 Female 18-29
    94 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    i had it delivered to a movie theatre. that was fun.
  38. Profile photo of raven_mac
    raven_mac Male 18-29
    303 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    omg, that was funny.

    especially at #3: it was outside food and now its inside food

    i think this was better than the "top" viral vids of 08

  39. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    stupid a$$ guy, if i was the first bald pizza shop owner i would have sooo beat his a$$ in the back. seriously. I really can`t believe what i saw how could you dis someone`s business like that? He is soo lucky he had that camera recording and in plain view because that type of poo could get u put in the hospital. I kno damn well if i had a pizza place n some dude tried that poo on me it would be overwith for him.
  40. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 8:50 pm
    keith2, such anger. did you kill keith1?
  41. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    Brilliant! How very...douchetastic, but very very funny!
  42. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 8:57 pm
    I still like the Retarded Policeman videos better tho...
  43. Profile photo of sgtstumpy
    sgtstumpy Male 30-39
    59 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    The internet will make you do retarded stuff like this and then put it on the internet. [email protected] you, internet.
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    Postal2aw Male 13-17
    54 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 9:37 pm
    Damn, its spreading.
  45. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    December 14, 2008 at 1:57 am
    At least the last two were a bit nice about it. Heh.
  46. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 1:58 am
    And Kieth, I think you have some anger issues you need to deal with.
  47. Profile photo of TheHyra
    TheHyra Male 13-17
    211 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 4:00 am
    that`s not as good as the one where me and my friends told them to meet us at the local park and described one of us, but what he didn`t know is that we were all wearing the same clothes, lol, the look on his face was priceless
  48. Profile photo of drogue
    drogue Male 40-49
    231 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 6:35 am
    It`s fun to make fun of people with low-paying jobs!

    Huzzah.

  49. Profile photo of LunarMoon
    LunarMoon Female 13-17
    217 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 6:53 am
    I`ve had pizza delivered to a movie theatre once. The pizza guy was so nervous, trying to balance 20 pizzas to a line of Potter fans. :P
  50. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 9:34 am
    Haha. "You can`t do that." "Whaddaya mean, I`m doing it!"

    I`ve never had pizza delivered before, so I don`t have a strangest place story. Sorry. >.>

  51. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 10:18 am
    I`ve ordered pizzas before a competition or after band camp. Nothing weird, just fun :-)
  52. Profile photo of Spiralz2k8
    Spiralz2k8 Male 13-17
    284 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 10:25 am
    I Called Up A Pizza Place And Told Him To Deliver It To Pluto.
    He Froze To Death.
  53. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 11:54 am
    That was funny... I loved how the same guy delivered it twice.

    He should have called 2 different pizza places and had them deliver to eachother, putting hidden cameras. That would be choice.

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    AndrewST Male 18-29
    181 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    A few years back when I was selling cars, don`t hate me I was desperate, we ordered 30 pizza`s for the Dealership across the street. We called 3 local pizza joints and ordered 10 from each using a blocked cell phone number. The looks on the faces from the people across the street were priceless when a poo ton of pizza`s came rolling in.

    What was great about the whole thing is when they refused the pizzas claiming they didn`t do it, and it pissed off the Pizza Guys. So the Pizza Guys drove over to our Dealership and asked us if we wanted any for free!

  55. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    Can I get a `f**k you`?
  56. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    "That was funny... I loved how the same guy delivered it twice.

    He should have called 2 different pizza places and had them deliver to eachother, putting hidden cameras. That would be choice. "

    That`s exactly what I was thinking.

  57. Profile photo of Tikitac
    Tikitac Male 18-29
    115 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    The last guy was awesome!
  58. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
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    December 14, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    lol happened to me when i bought in a mcdonalds into burger king coz burger king was less crowded hehe
  59. Profile photo of Armanith
    Armanith Female 18-29
    354 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    ROFL... that was great. now it made me want a pizza
  60. Profile photo of zilla7777
    zilla7777 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    you cud order 10 pizzas to school in your jerk-of-the-classes name...
  61. Profile photo of rifter
    rifter Male 30-39
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    December 15, 2008 at 9:25 am
    Heh. I used to deliver pizzas when I got out of college while I was waiting to hear back from 10 job offers (ended up not taking any because I got an offer at 2x the starting salary of the others). The stories I could tell!

    Our main competitor was Papa John`s. We delivered there pretty frequently. Also, Hardee`s and Walmart were pretty common. The strangest place? I would have to say the women`s locker room at the university`s pool. She told me to pound on the door so she would know I`m there. The scariest place? I`d have to say an empty field. It turned out to be a construction crew starting to lay piping. The weirdest? One guy ordered from 3 places at the same time. He didn`t tell us until we got there that he would only pay the one who got there first. ME! Of course, we all pulled up within a minute of each other.

  62. Profile photo of keekeekamek
    keekeekamek Female 13-17
    74 posts
    December 15, 2008 at 10:12 am
    People order Pizza to our school quite often.
    You ask them to wait at the gate and then go collect it when they arrive :)
  63. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    December 15, 2008 at 10:05 pm
    Some douchebags have too much time on their hands.
  64. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2008 at 12:29 am
    puh id beat their ass if they did that in my place ok not really but that was kinda lame.

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