Brief Interview With An Alien Expert

Submitted by: 134 8 years ago Science

In the most important video in the history of mankind, an alien expert is interviewed about his alien interview tape.
Credits: Reubrick
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Male 7,378
sadly he will never be suicidal
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Female 15,763
Of course aliens exist! God left us when we were just children and now he has a whole new set of species, his own life, and only visits on Christmas and to pay alimony.
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Female 58
"lol i dont give a poo if there are aliens that was drating hilarious when he said," this interview is teminated"
LMAO"
HAHAHAHAHA
------> And, the following quote is insulting and is obviously not based on any reliable facts ,whatsoever. I`m not here to argue the validity of the Bible or my person Christian beliefs, but I do tolerate others` beliefs. Just because one may not fully understand something, or be able to see something does not mean that it doesn`t exist, and there are countless examples of this. I have full faith in the only God, and I just finally feel like saying something. No offense, thank you. -->>"Then one of us created certain religious documents like the Koran and the Bible so we would further not advance very far and keep population control in hand." <--uhh, no.


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Female 665
Oh. And a part 7. My bad!
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Female 665
There are more parts to this video. And yes, they show the "alien interview".

part 1

part 2

part 3
part 4
part 5
part 6

Male 2,388
whats the point of zooming in on a face you cant see? This was pointless and depressing
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Male 1,220
I wish I sounded like darth vader :(
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Male 650
I dunno... I got a feeling this guy has ties with Anon..
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Male 4,290
What a transparent idiot. I really hope no-one was stupid enough to pay him.
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Male 123
Hi. I am going to reveal the most important news in the history of mankind. Can I do it from your basement on your cable access show? Also, I am going to wear the Napolean Dynamite suit I got at the thrift store because people who hold secrets of the universe have to live on a budget too. What do you think about these gardening gloves? Too much?
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Male 533
If he wanted people to believe him, he would have been more specific.
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Male 600
That dude looked like (From his sillouette) a freaking caveman...
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Male 1,136
lol i dont give a poo if there are aliens that was drating hilarious when he said," this interview is teminated"

LMAO

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Male 185
@animeca
Check this out.

So basically, different dimensions can hold alternate realities in the 5th dimension. Also, we live in the 4th dimension, even though we only can conceive 3.

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Male 2,543
aliens never look real because the people that try to fake aliens never make them blink
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Male 322
@Megido, true.

In the end, not discounting that aliens MAY have visited earth, the whole Area 51 stuff and what not just makes me laugh. Like I said earlier, ET can easily kick our ass if Area 51 did exist.

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Male 439
Patchouly: so what exactly is that supposed to change?
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Male 2,796
I believe in aliens! We are the aliens. We are an ancient race who were once something far more advanced, but we figured out that at the rate of our advancement we would make ourselves extinct. So we created what we are today and locked certain functions in our brains so we wouldn`t advance so fast. Then one of us created certain religious documents like the Koran and the Bible so we would further not advance very far and keep population control in hand.

Its working!! Some of us are capable of actual thought, but most of the voters... er, I mean people are not.

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Male 4,746
To play Devil`s advocate here...

Who said the aliens came from another planet? I believe it was stated that they came from another dimension.

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Male 439
Apermal: also what would aliens so advanced that they could traversing the universe possibly want with us? If they have gotten so far in their technological development that they can actually bend time and space and travel across the universe, i honestly doubt they would have any interest in us. I mean, why would they be some sort of benevolent force? Why would they abduct and then return people if they wish to stay hidden? I doubt we have aliens here and i think that anyone claiming some sort of abduction is a lier or delusional.
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Male 503
Animecha

i know you say hypothetically, but you go off on this guy like hes a complete nutter for beleiving that other dimesions arent just different routes made by different hypothetical choices, when you yourself have no proof to your idealism.

i personally agree with him on this subject. if you have ever done any research on the string theory, it is very convincing. basically it is the big bang theory in depth.

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Male 322
@Megido: I sort of agree.

While I`m not saying I`m convinced there is life out there, I do believe there is a high probability of it.

The point about governments holding a UFO and an alien hostage? Well if an alien race is advanced enough to send their representative to earth in a faster than light craft (considering nothing in our closest vicinity of galaxies in the millions of light years radius has been shown to be sustainable for life), surely they would have blown us to smithereens as soon as they realized `Billy` didn`t return to their planet.

I mean, what? They decided Billy`s probably taking a 75 year long dump? Honestly, aliens that can travel the universe undetected by us probably wouldn`t take their people being taken hostage lightly.

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Male 439
These conspiracy nuts are so tiring. I`m not questioning the existence of life on other planets than earth, in fact if we look at the likeliness of it there should be plenty of planets out there with life. But the whole idea of the government holding aliens hostage and poo like that just sounds absurd to me. Add to that that the only people that actually believe in any of these movies are the conspiracy nuts themselves, while people that actually knows poo think it looks like half decent special effects.

Nah, ufo people, you`ll have to do better than this to convince me (that`s after watching the full hour long show).

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Male 322
I wonder how the guard at Area 50 must be feeling.

`Where do you work?`

`At Area 50.`

`Don`t you mean `51`?`

`Uh, no, 50`

`Riight. What happened?`

`I turned up late for the interview!`

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Male 1,086
Since people are so fond of making theories based on nothing factual, I deduce that Area 51 is actually a facility used for training ninja wal-mart greeters.
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Male 1,053
no yellowsquare, there`s something wrong with you.
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Female 1,545
And I must admit, I`m a believer at heart, but I don`t understand the fixation with Area 51. It`s government Top Secret, big whoop. It doesn`t necessarily have to contain "alien" stuff. It could contain nuclear missles or classified information about the Cold War...or something else!

Why does Area 51 = government`s big "alien" cover up?

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Male 147
Lmfao! Dimension = another reality? Looks like this insane dude failed physics at crazy college. Hypothetically, higher dimensions are aspects of the current reality but with alternate directions of travel. For instance, space has three directions therefore three dimensions x, y, and z. Hyperspace would simply be another direction added, w, x, y, and z.
So, to be perfectly clear, another dimension is NOT another universe/place/realm/plane of existence. It is THIS universe if it were to have other directions of travel.
My favorite example is Carl Sagan`s explanation of Flatland, where people in flatland cannot perceive a direction other then their two dimensional world, however that other direction exists even if they cannot perceive it.
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Male 322
@Lastdesprado:

`dimention`, `existance`, `hoveringness`, `beleive`

Umm, I think its better you learn to spell first, then try your hand at inter-dimensional physics theory.

About the video, he`d make a good Bin Laden decoy!

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Female 1,545
"i love his voice its so sexy =D"

...Sox, is there something wrong with you?

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Male 1,086
that was kind of funny, but the category was science...
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Female 5,139
what a douche..
he just wanted money like the other people involved with conspiracies..
i still believe in alien life.
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Male 1,148
Really Megido? You think it might just possible be bull poo? :P seriously who believes this crap
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Male 439
Sounds like a big load of bull to me.
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Male 1,765
This one is for superpowers, but it applies for alien claims as well:

But THIS guy, he might be for real!

There is an xkcd for every occasion.

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Male 756
o_o
This was very strange...
You ever think they just find people with schizophrenia and say they`re "experts"?
I`m sure that`s the case.
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Male 4,746
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Male 562
OMG, He is a crazy mitten wearing Chewbacca cross bread with a Wearwolf who is an expert in aliens......who new ay. Just missing the tin foil hat and we are done
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Male 889
1:08, he`s wearing mittens...only people with the crazies wear mittens..
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Female 497
i love his voice its so sexy =D
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Male 4,594
Werewolf? No. That was frickin Chewbacca and you all know it!
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Male 1,765
Lmao at the YouTube comments: "Tragically, his encounter with an alien turned him into a d*ck"
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Male 114
dimention folding would make sense for the existance of ufos since in higher dimentions different laws of physics would apply to seperate universes which would explain the hoveringness of ufo`s and all that telekinesis crap. but i always thought that observing the higher dimentions was impossible so yea i dont really beleive this, its too vague
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Male 886
yeah, wait, what is the "alien video" that they`re talking about?
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Male 562
Where is the guy in a alien costume. Didnt show the video of the `Alien`.
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Female 665
Oh my God! I was just thinking about this video last night. Like, really thinking about it. Haven`t seen it in a year or so.
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Male 120
im sold....I think ive earned my money here
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Male 868
Where`s my tin foil hat?!
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Female 493
That dude looked like a werewolf!
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Male 299
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