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Why yes, yes I have. Half an our ago.
Hehe I had you there din`t I xD
Lesson 2:Don`t this will not impress the ladies.
(It will also not make your penis any less gross)
Why you always watch what you drink.
I`d have been screaming the moment I fired em` up.
Anyway...That`ll be a story for his grandkids...`When i was drunk one day i lit my nipples ON FIRE! Don`t do that kiddies.`
oy, oy, oy vey...
"AHA AHA AHAHAH. It`s burning!"