Beware of the Doghouse

Submitted by: Nic_Gaybot 8 years ago in Funny

A reminder of what will happen if you get your girl the wrong gift this year.
There are 36 comments:
Female 168
I thought the RAM was nice :[
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Female 751
wow, commercials are lame... yeah :\
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Male 2,553
yeah and its the men who are sexist right?
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Female 364
lol
last year my stepdad got my mum a juicer for xmas....and a handheld mini-juicer to go with it.
She doesnt LIKE juice, nor can she drink it due to a stomach related illness >.<
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Female 28
wow... and to think some women are that shallow.
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Female 57
Haha. This was funny because some guys are really bad at giving gifts, but the point of getting someone something isn`t what it is, but the thought that counts.
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Female 138
This is really downgrading to women, even if they try to make her seem "powerfull". Men can give bad unthoughtfull gifts, yeah, we all do. But this gives the message that women are to immature and sensentive to forgive and explain.
Stupid commercials.
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Male 4,004
The website it promotes is friggin hilarious.

I highly recommend you check it out if you liked the video.
www.bewarethedoghouse.com

It is a diamond promotion, but still, interesting to look at who`s in the proverbial dog house.

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Female 818
Oh hush you, a good gift shows you know the person and what they like. and that you care about them enough to spend money on them that you could have been spending on yourself.
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Female 48
Why are gifts even part of anniversaries?!? I mean, think about it. Relationship = presents?? Potential love of life = diamonds? What are we, 6 years old and in first grade? PFFT.

It`s like materializing Christmas.

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Male 1,164
why is it okay for a girl to give a man a poo present but if a guy does it he is in trouble?

i was bought some boxer shorts as an aniversary present one year when i got her 2 tickets 2 see a band she loves bout the same price so thats fair but BOXERS? what is she trying 2 tell me i have no nice pairs or that my current ones are dirty i mean wtf? i didnt even like the band cute is what we aim for is are poo

im no longer dating her btw

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Male 231
Honey, I got you a rock whose value, and distribution are controlled by a massive worldwide cartel, and whose production means the death of thousands of poor children every year! No, not crack, baby, it`s a diamond....
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Female 1,398
I would have loved it if my boyfriend got me the RAM thing, I love computers! And the little note thingy would be so sweet.
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Male 9,305
Diamonds, a shallow man`s materialistic substitute to a heartfelt apology.

As for the RAM, that was clever, and moefreak does make a good point, however in this age, it would probably be seen as a gift that gives over the long run.

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Male 2,076
wow..thats one elaborate commercial...the jewelry business doesn`t want to hurt this recession im guessing
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Female 5,139
HAH my uncle loves quiche...
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Male 756
I actually thought the RAM idea was cute.
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Female 1,963
I mean it would be stupid to get jewelry for a girl who doesn`t like jewelry.
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Female 1,963
Ok ram is only a good present if the girl is really into computers. The best presents are the ones that show you really know the person you`re giving it to.
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Female 1,082
i was sad to find out it was a commercial. i hate jewelry commercials. they make all men look like ass holes. ram is a good present, and that`s a really sweet note too. the vaccuum is a stupid present though. and condor335 i completely agree.
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Female 100
Haha, that`s great. But also a VERY bad stereotype for both men and women. A friggin` jewelery commercial!?
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Female 5,139
"Friday, December 05, 2008 3:07:06 PM
Oh, I forgot. I want it with turkey on wheat. And make sure it isn`t dry turkey."

thats a dry chicken, on a white bun...
ill get on that.

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Male 1,853
Oh, I forgot. I want it with turkey on wheat. And make sure it isn`t dry turkey.
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Male 2,245
so pissed off that that was a commercial


"Dual bag, this is the best vacuum cleaner you`ll ever have baby."

HA

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Female 5,139
"Alice, I got you some potholders and some washrags. Be happy, woman, and make me my sandwich."

i got you some ass whooping.
prepare yourself.

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Male 1,853
Alice, I got you some potholders and some washrags. Be happy, woman, and make me my sandwich.
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Female 723
Ew...a vaccum.

LOL

We have a rule. Don`t buy someone what they "need" unless the person really wants it; otherwise, simply buy a person something they want....at the very least something related to what they like to do.

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Female 64
that was pretty fun, except the ram was a good present..
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Male 1,086
haha
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Female 63
I`d like the Ram as well.
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Male 88
Hideous double standard. I got my girlfriend an expensive gold locket with our pictures in it, what did I get? Shot glasses.....I don`t even drink that much. Can I take her to the cat house?


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Male 667
It`s not like women give men wut we fcking want... they`ll give you stupid sh*t like loofahs, and wut do we do when we get these stupid a$$ gifts? We smile...
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Female 2,258
Maybe I`m a geek or something, but I`d really appreciate extra ram for my computer. It`s sorely lacking.

I`d take a gym membership too.. but that`s because i love working out, and the gym I go to now is paid for through our rent and sort of sucks.

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Male 756
My friend actually got a GYM MEMBERSHIP from her boyfriend.

It`s proof like that, that this treatment should actually happen.

And a vacuum cleaner?! What was he thinking?! I saw the wrapping and I was like "Oh, that better not be what I think it is..."

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Male 180
nice
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Female 230
Link: Beware of the Doghouse [Rate Link] - A reminder of what will happen if you get your girl the wrong gift this year.
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