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Date: 12/05/08 12:25 PM

36 Responses to Beware of the Doghouse

  1. Profile photo of Nic_Gaybot
    Nic_Gaybot Female 18-29
    230 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 11:46 am
    Link: Beware of the Doghouse - A reminder of what will happen if you get your girl the wrong gift this year.
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    Alexcools Male 13-17
    180 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    nice
  3. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    757 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    My friend actually got a GYM MEMBERSHIP from her boyfriend.

    It`s proof like that, that this treatment should actually happen.

    And a vacuum cleaner?! What was he thinking?! I saw the wrapping and I was like "Oh, that better not be what I think it is..."

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    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    Maybe I`m a geek or something, but I`d really appreciate extra ram for my computer. It`s sorely lacking.

    I`d take a gym membership too.. but that`s because i love working out, and the gym I go to now is paid for through our rent and sort of sucks.

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    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    It`s not like women give men wut we fcking want... they`ll give you stupid sh*t like loofahs, and wut do we do when we get these stupid a$$ gifts? We smile...
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    condor335 Male 18-29
    88 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    Hideous double standard. I got my girlfriend an expensive gold locket with our pictures in it, what did I get? Shot glasses.....I don`t even drink that much. Can I take her to the cat house?


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    Pendergast Female 18-29
    63 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    I`d like the Ram as well.
  8. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    haha
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    ryter89 Female 13-17
    64 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    that was pretty fun, except the ram was a good present..
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    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    Ew...a vaccum.

    LOL

    We have a rule. Don`t buy someone what they "need" unless the person really wants it; otherwise, simply buy a person something they want....at the very least something related to what they like to do.

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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    Alice, I got you some potholders and some washrags. Be happy, woman, and make me my sandwich.
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    "Alice, I got you some potholders and some washrags. Be happy, woman, and make me my sandwich."

    i got you some ass whooping.
    prepare yourself.

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    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    so pissed off that that was a commercial


    "Dual bag, this is the best vacuum cleaner you`ll ever have baby."

    HA

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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    Oh, I forgot. I want it with turkey on wheat. And make sure it isn`t dry turkey.
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    "Friday, December 05, 2008 3:07:06 PM
    Oh, I forgot. I want it with turkey on wheat. And make sure it isn`t dry turkey."

    thats a dry chicken, on a white bun...
    ill get on that.

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    Kilorien Female 18-29
    100 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    Haha, that`s great. But also a VERY bad stereotype for both men and women. A friggin` jewelery commercial!?
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    i was sad to find out it was a commercial. i hate jewelry commercials. they make all men look like ass holes. ram is a good present, and that`s a really sweet note too. the vaccuum is a stupid present though. and condor335 i completely agree.
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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    Ok ram is only a good present if the girl is really into computers. The best presents are the ones that show you really know the person you`re giving it to.
  19. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    I mean it would be stupid to get jewelry for a girl who doesn`t like jewelry.
  20. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    757 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    I actually thought the RAM idea was cute.
  21. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    HAH my uncle loves quiche...
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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    wow..thats one elaborate commercial...the jewelry business doesn`t want to hurt this recession im guessing
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    Diamonds, a shallow man`s materialistic substitute to a heartfelt apology.

    As for the RAM, that was clever, and moefreak does make a good point, however in this age, it would probably be seen as a gift that gives over the long run.

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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    I would have loved it if my boyfriend got me the RAM thing, I love computers! And the little note thingy would be so sweet.
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    drogue Male 40-49
    231 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    Honey, I got you a rock whose value, and distribution are controlled by a massive worldwide cartel, and whose production means the death of thousands of poor children every year! No, not crack, baby, it`s a diamond....
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    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    December 5, 2008 at 10:11 pm
    why is it okay for a girl to give a man a poo present but if a guy does it he is in trouble?

    i was bought some boxer shorts as an aniversary present one year when i got her 2 tickets 2 see a band she loves bout the same price so thats fair but BOXERS? what is she trying 2 tell me i have no nice pairs or that my current ones are dirty i mean wtf? i didnt even like the band cute is what we aim for is are poo

    im no longer dating her btw

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    pseudonym28 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 12:21 am
    Why are gifts even part of anniversaries?!? I mean, think about it. Relationship = presents?? Potential love of life = diamonds? What are we, 6 years old and in first grade? PFFT.

    It`s like materializing Christmas.

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    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 1:19 am
    Oh hush you, a good gift shows you know the person and what they like. and that you care about them enough to spend money on them that you could have been spending on yourself.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 2:39 am
    The website it promotes is friggin hilarious.

    I highly recommend you check it out if you liked the video.
    www.bewarethedoghouse.com

    It is a diamond promotion, but still, interesting to look at who`s in the proverbial dog house.

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    Zequr Female 18-29
    138 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 5:43 am
    This is really downgrading to women, even if they try to make her seem "powerfull". Men can give bad unthoughtfull gifts, yeah, we all do. But this gives the message that women are to immature and sensentive to forgive and explain.
    Stupid commercials.
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    SilentAlarm Female 18-29
    57 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 11:24 am
    Haha. This was funny because some guys are really bad at giving gifts, but the point of getting someone something isn`t what it is, but the thought that counts.
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    docadoodle Female 18-29
    28 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 11:40 am
    wow... and to think some women are that shallow.
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    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 8:40 am
    lol
    last year my stepdad got my mum a juicer for xmas....and a handheld mini-juicer to go with it.
    She doesnt LIKE juice, nor can she drink it due to a stomach related illness >.<
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    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 10:56 am
    yeah and its the men who are sexist right?
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    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 11:36 am
    wow, commercials are lame... yeah :\
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    lava_tomato Female 13-17
    168 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 9:52 am
    I thought the RAM was nice :[

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