Best Pick-Up Line Ever

Submitted by: Grizzzzzzzzz 8 years ago Funny

After years of research and hard work, Cyanide and Happiness have developed the best pick up line EVER...
There are 60 comments:
Male 143
@Godzillasaur--Even so, C&H is the best daily comics I`ve ever seen. No joke. I LOVEEE them. And I love Fredrico.

Otherwise, that was relatively good for a homeade video

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Male 40
I`s not C&H. The video itself said it was "Inspired" by the characters.
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Male 41
hey does this rag smell like cloroform?
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Male 2,553
they has videos????
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Male 720
Blah, definitely home made. C&H is hilarious though.
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Female 15
Cyanide and Happiness has videos?!?!?!
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Male 650
Hey, could u hold still for a sec?

-WHACK-

-drag to cave-

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Male 1,086
Umm...hmm, No, *facepalm*
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Female 15,763
"#1 Pickup line: `Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?`"

Damnit, I was going to post that... it`s my favorite pick up line ever. :(

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Male 619
My personal favorite C & H


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Male 1,164
not C&H anyways i say the best chat up line is

(walks up 2 hot girl) my best mates over there bet me that i couldnt strike up a convosation with the sexiest girl i could find in this bar.... would you like a drink with some of the money i just won?

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Male 1,666
Nope.
#1 Pickup line: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Or alternatively: "Nice shoes, lets fu.ck."
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Male 619
That dress is very becoming on you. And if I were on you I`d be coming too.
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Male 92
I gots a better one :D
"hey baby, do you own a chicken farm? Cuz you raise my rooster!"
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Male 130
NOT CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS. FIX PLZ.
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Male 1,078
lionhart, I disagree.

The best line would be "Hi, I`m Fancylad"

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Male 192
haha, so awesome but so wrong.
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Female 204
So much better with the sound turned off.
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Male 85
that`s terrible
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Female 4,376
wtf...
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Male 8,302
Wrong! The world`s best pickup line, after much research, is - "Hi, I`m a personal friend of Fancylad"
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Female 57
It was inspired by C&H.. and I think I`ve seen a condom commercial that used that same line.
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Male 67
lol its great, but that was not c&h.
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Male 1,226
Not cyanide and happiness. It would be something they`d come up with though.
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Male 387
I could hear that Weird Al music at the end :D
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Male 17
That was messed...lol
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Male 2,199
thats not C&H... just a look-alike.
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Male 2,076
C&H often equal epic win, this one was epic wow :/
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Male 271
frat boy got himself a girly
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Male 7,933
I`ve already done that
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Female 125
I`m not sure if I would be mad or just laughing if that happened to me. Actually, now that I think about it, I`d probably be knocked out, but still.
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Female 587
XD oh man i love these things
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Female 85
wow
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Male 9,306
XD Hahaha!
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Male 425
explosm wins
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Male 3,413
That was ... odd?
Weird Al`s polka medley at the end fit the humorous effect of the short perfectly.
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Female 751
HAHA, yes! absolutly adore it!
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Male 3
I used that line yesterday! With great success! Thanks explosim!
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Male 4,867
haha that was spiffing :D
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Male 285
lmao.
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Female 175
wow.. just wow... o.O
oh, and it`s explosm.net ;)
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Male 2,313
So does mine!
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Male 348
Hahahah, that made me laugh.
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Female 2,027
erm what
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Male 16
Um, what just happened?
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Male 1,958
Nerd, please do not use that line. That won`t end well at all.
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Female 5,139
"characters inspired by explosm.net"

.... so it isnt C&H, its some dude trying to rip C&H?

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Male 1,148
what the hell!?
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Male 4,290
taylor_stone, it`s actually explosm.net, not xplosm.com.
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Male 4,594
I must say; I really didn`t see that coming.
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Male 5,970
It was C&H, just some guy remade it into video form....I am going to use that line now
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Male 75
this is NOT C&H! don`t you EVER forget that!
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Female 1,212
WTF
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Male 48
not cyanide and happiness, but funny.
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Male 64
18 pure seconds of my life.. Wasted in utter randomness xD
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Male 2,688
http://www.Xplosm.com

The home of the REAL Cyanide and Happiness. A comic strip for people with a sick and twisted sense of humor.

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Male 69
I only hope that 15 year olds dont find this funny and quote it constantly. CONSTANTLY.
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Male 4,012
Unamusing.

Best pickup line? NEVER.

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Male 265
lame...unfunny...meh
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Male 489
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