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Date: 12/02/08 06:07 AM

60 Responses to Best Pick-Up Line Ever

  1. Profile photo of Grizzzzzzzzz
    Grizzzzzzzzz Male 18-29
    489 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 6:48 am
    Link: Best Pick-Up Line Ever - After years of research and hard work, Cyanide and Happiness have developed the best pick up line EVER...
  2. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 6:59 am
    lame...unfunny...meh
  3. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 7:03 am
    Unamusing.

    Best pickup line? NEVER.

  4. Profile photo of Myself4086
    Myself4086 Male 18-29
    69 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 7:03 am
    I only hope that 15 year olds dont find this funny and quote it constantly. CONSTANTLY.
  5. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 7:22 am
    http://www.Xplosm.com

    The home of the REAL Cyanide and Happiness. A comic strip for people with a sick and twisted sense of humor.

  6. Profile photo of Dahnish
    Dahnish Male 13-17
    64 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 7:33 am
    18 pure seconds of my life.. Wasted in utter randomness xD
  7. Profile photo of towlierocks
    towlierocks Male 13-17
    48 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 7:47 am
    not cyanide and happiness, but funny.
  8. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 8:03 am
    WTF
  9. Profile photo of JediMan
    JediMan Male 18-29
    75 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 8:14 am
    this is NOT C&H! don`t you EVER forget that!
  10. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 8:21 am
    It was C&H, just some guy remade it into video form....I am going to use that line now
  11. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 8:31 am
    I must say; I really didn`t see that coming.
  12. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 8:38 am
    taylor_stone, it`s actually explosm.net, not xplosm.com.
  13. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 8:39 am
    what the hell!?
  14. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 8:40 am
    "characters inspired by explosm.net"

    .... so it isnt C&H, its some dude trying to rip C&H?

  15. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 8:41 am
    Nerd, please do not use that line. That won`t end well at all.
  16. Profile photo of Tanfoo
    Tanfoo Male 18-29
    16 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 8:43 am
    Um, what just happened?
  17. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 8:54 am
    erm what
  18. Profile photo of realevil
    realevil Male 13-17
    348 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 9:07 am
    Hahahah, that made me laugh.
  19. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 9:09 am
    So does mine!
  20. Profile photo of punki3
    punki3 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 9:25 am
    wow.. just wow... o.O
    oh, and it`s explosm.net ;)
  21. Profile photo of Aciliveth
    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 9:48 am
    lmao.
  22. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 9:55 am
    haha that was spiffing :D
  23. Profile photo of Calisurfing
    Calisurfing Male 18-29
    3 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 10:08 am
    I used that line yesterday! With great success! Thanks explosim!
  24. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 10:51 am
    HAHA, yes! absolutly adore it!
  25. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3283 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 11:08 am
    That was ... odd?
    Weird Al`s polka medley at the end fit the humorous effect of the short perfectly.
  26. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 11:17 am
    explosm wins
  27. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 11:36 am
    XD Hahaha!
  28. Profile photo of StrangeLil1
    StrangeLil1 Female 18-29
    85 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 11:41 am
    wow
  29. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 11:42 am
    XD oh man i love these things
  30. Profile photo of Courtney158
    Courtney158 Female 13-17
    125 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 11:57 am
    I`m not sure if I would be mad or just laughing if that happened to me. Actually, now that I think about it, I`d probably be knocked out, but still.
  31. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    I`ve already done that
  32. Profile photo of bungled
    bungled Male 30-39
    271 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    frat boy got himself a girly
  33. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    C&H often equal epic win, this one was epic wow :/
  34. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    thats not C&H... just a look-alike.
  35. Profile photo of WhatTheF
    WhatTheF Male 13-17
    17 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    That was messed...lol
  36. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    I could hear that Weird Al music at the end :D
  37. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    Not cyanide and happiness. It would be something they`d come up with though.
  38. Profile photo of milosd90
    milosd90 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 1:37 pm
    lol its great, but that was not c&h.
  39. Profile photo of SilentAlarm
    SilentAlarm Female 18-29
    57 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 1:56 pm
    It was inspired by C&H.. and I think I`ve seen a condom commercial that used that same line.
  40. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    Wrong! The world`s best pickup line, after much research, is - "Hi, I`m a personal friend of Fancylad"
  41. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    wtf...
  42. Profile photo of bradygrn
    bradygrn Male 13-17
    85 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    that`s terrible
  43. Profile photo of oSunShyne1o
    oSunShyne1o Female 18-29
    204 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    So much better with the sound turned off.
  44. Profile photo of PeRsOnAaNiMa
    PeRsOnAaNiMa Male 18-29
    192 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    haha, so awesome but so wrong.
  45. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    lionhart, I disagree.

    The best line would be "Hi, I`m Fancylad"

  46. Profile photo of Cmstamega
    Cmstamega Male 13-17
    130 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    NOT CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS. FIX PLZ.
  47. Profile photo of OhNoeItsElmo
    OhNoeItsElmo Male 13-17
    92 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    I gots a better one :D
    "hey baby, do you own a chicken farm? Cuz you raise my rooster!"
  48. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    That dress is very becoming on you. And if I were on you I`d be coming too.
  49. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    Nope.
    #1 Pickup line: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
    Or alternatively: "Nice shoes, lets fu.ck."
  50. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    not C&H anyways i say the best chat up line is

    (walks up 2 hot girl) my best mates over there bet me that i couldnt strike up a convosation with the sexiest girl i could find in this bar.... would you like a drink with some of the money i just won?

  51. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    My personal favorite C & H


  52. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    "#1 Pickup line: `Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?`"

    Damnit, I was going to post that... it`s my favorite pick up line ever. :(

  53. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    Umm...hmm, No, *facepalm*
  54. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 2:14 am
    Hey, could u hold still for a sec?

    -WHACK-

    -drag to cave-

  55. Profile photo of PtitsaDroog
    PtitsaDroog Female 13-17
    15 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    Cyanide and Happiness has videos?!?!?!
  56. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    Blah, definitely home made. C&H is hilarious though.
  57. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    they has videos????
  58. Profile photo of Pataustin11
    Pataustin11 Male 13-17
    41 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    hey does this rag smell like cloroform?
  59. Profile photo of Godzillasaur
    Godzillasaur Male 13-17
    40 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    I`s not C&H. The video itself said it was "Inspired" by the characters.
  60. Profile photo of tjanator
    tjanator Male 13-17
    145 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 8:34 pm
    @Godzillasaur--Even so, C&H is the best daily comics I`ve ever seen. No joke. I LOVEEE them. And I love Fredrico.

    Otherwise, that was relatively good for a homeade video

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