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Date: 12/17/08 12:01 PM

91 Responses to Best. Name. Ever.

  1. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 12:58 pm
    Link: Best. Name. Ever. - No really, I`d pay to have that as a last name!!
  2. Profile photo of MrFibbles
    MrFibbles Male 18-29
    311 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    I know someone called Gagondik
  3. Profile photo of CaaBaaRaa
    CaaBaaRaa Female 13-17
    180 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    Hehe Dikpoo XD
  4. Profile photo of itsonly4ever
    itsonly4ever Female 13-17
    72 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    haha dick s.hit
    thats amazing
    kid was prolly teased in school tho =/
  5. Profile photo of mylostdog
    mylostdog Female 18-29
    471 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    lol classy. i was reading the article, thinking it was a wrong link, until i saw the name..
  6. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    those partygaming bastards!
  7. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    Oh the possibilities...
  8. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    pmsl oh god thats awful for visions
  9. Profile photo of esopillar34
    esopillar34 Male 18-29
    471 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    I feel bad for the guy. It`s probably pronounced "DEEKS hit" or something, too.

    Also, name conjures up "That`s not mud".

  10. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    That`s... AWESOME!
  11. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    Silly man you`re doing it wrong
  12. Profile photo of JMoney100
    JMoney100 Male 18-29
    312 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    this had me in stitches for a full minute! i can just imagine some businessman butchering his name upon a visit to the states lol
  13. Profile photo of sarahmiche
    sarahmiche Female 18-29
    122 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    LMAO, nice.
  14. Profile photo of GEoDLeto
    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
    242 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    Can anyone imagine when his number gets called in the courts?

    Docket number 87, people versus mr. Dik$h|t!

  15. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    ahhaha, what a wonderful name.
    i wonder how many times he was teased in high school.
  16. Profile photo of Ivar2112
    Ivar2112 Male 18-29
    271 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    lol.
  17. Profile photo of cakeeey
    cakeeey Female 13-17
    109 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    ahahhahahahahhahaha
    that...was....AMAZING
  18. Profile photo of vE
    vE Male 18-29
    127 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    i`d rather have max powers
  19. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    hahaha...i met a guy named tex macguyver once...
  20. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    ROF LMFAO!

    I thought it wouldn`t be as good as some political guy who`s actually called Randy Bumgardner, head of Blair House. (His mother`s maiden name was Mincy too, so if Randy`s parents went double-barreled, then Randy would be a Mincy Bumgardner!!)

    Actually, I`m not sure which is best.

  21. Profile photo of ApostleT
    ApostleT Male 18-29
    182 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    well that was slightly unexpected...=p
  22. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    how unfortunate, the name I mean, of course.
  23. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    WUHAHAHAHAHA
  24. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 2:02 pm
    esopillat, there was an indian actress with this name, and though she spelt it dixit, it was pronounced dik5hit
  25. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    LAWL
  26. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    1st of all, lmao.

    2nd of all, Staff Sgt Max Fightmaster is still better.

  27. Profile photo of Midge210
    Midge210 Female 18-29
    236 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    thats priceless.

    and i thought my old high school principle`s name (mr. butts) was funny.

    actually, now that i`ve written it out, it still is... just not as funny this guy`s.

  28. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    that man is a hero
  29. Profile photo of ozimandus
    ozimandus Female 13-17
    3 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    I have a friend with the lastname Stiff....and his Dad`s a doctor
  30. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    My health teacher name is Mrs. Swallow and I have a senior in one of my classes with the lastname Seamen. They need to get married so I can see the Swallow-Seamen wedding announcement in the newspaper.
  31. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    It might be pronounced dike-sheet.
    Yay for ruining the fun.
  32. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    My friend knows a dude named Rusty Ford.
  33. Profile photo of chaitanya
    chaitanya Male 40-49
    216 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    its actually spelt dixit. usually. thats how its said though.
  34. Profile photo of deanmalenko
    deanmalenko Male 18-29
    351 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    rusty ford is actually a good one :)
  35. Profile photo of wildde
    wildde Male 13-17
    163 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    my math teacher used to be Mrs. loughball(lowball)
  36. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    "My health teacher name is Mrs. Swallow and I have a senior in one of my classes with the lastname Seamen. They need to get married so I can see the Swallow-Seamen wedding announcement in the newspaper."

    LOL, now that made my day.

  37. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    Yeah, I heard about this guy a couple years ago because he`s incredibly rich. I was thinking last names and realized who it was when I saw the word gambling on the article.
  38. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    My last name is funk
  39. Profile photo of Holly69
    Holly69 Female 18-29
    250 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    HAAA HAAAAAAAA
  40. Profile photo of desisrule2
    desisrule2 Male 18-29
    211 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    funny as it is, its a really common last name in india. theres also Sukdeep and Hardik as first names. =D
  41. Profile photo of desisrule2
    desisrule2 Male 18-29
    211 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    the t in dikpoo is actually pronounced as a th. still sounds the same, but with an indian accent.
  42. Profile photo of desisrule2
    desisrule2 Male 18-29
    211 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    AHAH not dikpoo...diks.hit
  43. Profile photo of james20
    james20 Male 13-17
    153 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    So funny when you say it aloud! LOL!!!
  44. Profile photo of reidcook1000
    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    381 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    awesome!!!! lol that guy looks like the kinda guy who would have a little diks.hit too LOL.
  45. Profile photo of reidcook1000
    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    381 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    btw, wartburg college has a saemann`s center, and i can legitimately state that i have eaten in saemann`s lol
  46. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    Foreign names that sound awesome in the English language FTW!!

    So it’s pronounced dik-pooh? Not the English word?

    Either way, still cool

  47. Profile photo of reidcook1000
    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    381 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    no someone put dikpoo to make up for the fact that IAB blocks swearing
  48. Profile photo of Exquisitte
    Exquisitte Male 13-17
    128 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    HA
  49. Profile photo of catsrule313
    catsrule313 Female 13-17
    393 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    i knew a girl whos name was mary mac...
  50. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    i know a girl named Snow White
  51. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    i know a kid named jessie ballick
  52. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 5:20 pm
    My girlfriend`s last name is Bhatt...just wish her parents called her `Cricket` or `Baseball`

    Then again, I could have been named `Town` or `Dinner` (yes, my surname is Hall...)

  53. Profile photo of BirdOfHermes
    BirdOfHermes Male 13-17
    294 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    my friends last name is Wiener
  54. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    I was a Y chromisone away from being Matt Tress.

    And by a cruel twist of fate, instead of Lor or Lauren, some of my friends call me Matt for another reason.

  55. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    I was expecting something along the lines of "Haywu Djablomi" (My personal fav fake name)
  56. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    My middle name is Yuriyvich.
    Get it?
    You`re a bitch?
  57. Profile photo of Kahedro
    Kahedro Male 13-17
    28 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    I know someone who`s last name is Bhole :-D
  58. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 6:21 pm
    No, actually it would suck to have such a last name...
  59. Profile photo of trashcan7
    trashcan7 Male 13-17
    564 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    Haha, nobody pays attention to what the article is about.
    Still, awesome name.
  60. Profile photo of Armanith
    Armanith Female 18-29
    354 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 6:45 pm
    well, looks like Mr. D is in some pretty deep S... lol
  61. Profile photo of freakyppl
    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    All I gots to say is... McLovin RULES
  62. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    Lucky his parents didn`t call him Ihemah, it`s a very popular name in India.
  63. Profile photo of lord_byron
    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    hahahaha nice
  64. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    hehe can`t even pay attention to the article. xD
  65. Profile photo of skillz3333
    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    428 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    how about Doucheon Mandik
  66. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 8:50 pm
    LOOL i was reading it and saying, "what the hell does this article have to do with th- *reads name* lol wut."
  67. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    LMAO nice! Oh and what was the article about? I can`t focus on it anymore. lol
  68. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 9:52 pm
    Few people`s names describe them so accurately.
  69. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    December 17, 2008 at 10:01 pm
    " No really, I`d pay to have that as a last name!!"

    I`m pretty sure you can change it for free.

  70. Profile photo of drogue
    drogue Male 40-49
    231 posts
    December 18, 2008 at 12:24 am
    i think you`re all overlooking the beauty of "Anurag."
  71. Profile photo of Smudge09
    Smudge09 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    December 18, 2008 at 5:58 am
    Haha! Yeah I have no idea what the article was about because I couldn`t get passed the name.
  72. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    December 18, 2008 at 8:47 am
    yes!!!!!!!
  73. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    December 18, 2008 at 9:48 am
    He can keep the name, and I`m so glad I don`t have to address anyone named that in public.
  74. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    December 18, 2008 at 11:21 am
    I wonder if it`s pronounced the way we think it is...?
  75. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    December 18, 2008 at 11:45 am
    pffffhahahaha
  76. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    December 18, 2008 at 11:46 am
    ........*stifles laughter*
  77. Profile photo of rare555
    rare555 Male 13-17
    30 posts
    December 18, 2008 at 11:48 am
    lmao, let`s hope it is pronounced the way we think it is XD

    poor dude, i guess his parents didnt like him lol

  78. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    December 18, 2008 at 11:49 am
    I`m guessing his wife`s name is Poo-Sai?
    Jeebus these Indian names are crazy!
  79. Profile photo of finny2
    finny2 Male 13-17
    47 posts
    December 18, 2008 at 11:53 am
    yes,firefiet it could be dikeshi or something
  80. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    December 18, 2008 at 11:59 am
    LOL im pretty sure evryone would pay for that name
  81. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 18, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    Wow, it`s a penis AND a poop joke.

    I love the internet.

  82. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    December 18, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    i know a lil girl who`s last name is dudu....rofl. her teacher caled her ms. dudu sometimes. ahaha.
  83. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 18, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    his wife is called f*ckwit.
  84. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    December 19, 2008 at 3:02 am
    lmao
  85. Profile photo of biblebasher
    biblebasher Male 18-29
    194 posts
    December 19, 2008 at 8:05 am
    I think the coolest last names i ever saw were Doom, Sword and Trueblood...but thoes are cool, not funny.
  86. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    December 19, 2008 at 10:05 pm
    Haha. My sister knows a girl named Anya rooster.
  87. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    December 19, 2008 at 10:06 pm
    DAMNIT I-A-B! I am SO tired of you making me look like an non-nice individual!
  88. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    December 19, 2008 at 10:06 pm
    I give up.
  89. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    December 20, 2008 at 10:39 am
    I know someone with "Gina" as last name.

    "What`s so bad about that?" you may ask,
    well.. her first name is "Eva"

    ...True story.

  90. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    January 31, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    Made me laugh to myself for just a little bit
  91. Profile photo of diablito66
    diablito66 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 11:42 am
    huh???

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