Best. Name. Ever.

Submitted by: ConverseUK 8 years ago in Funny
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7786909.stm

No really, I"d pay to have that as a last name!!
There are 91 comments:
Male 62
huh???
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Female 1,244
Made me laugh to myself for just a little bit
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Male 499
I know someone with "Gina" as last name.

"What`s so bad about that?" you may ask,
well.. her first name is "Eva"

...True story.

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Female 665
I give up.
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Female 665
DAMNIT I-A-B! I am SO tired of you making me look like an non-nice individual!
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Female 665
Haha. My sister knows a girl named Anya rooster.
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Male 194
I think the coolest last names i ever saw were Doom, Sword and Trueblood...but thoes are cool, not funny.
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Male 2,553
lmao
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Male 2,510
his wife is called f*ckwit.
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Female 1,690
i know a lil girl who`s last name is dudu....rofl. her teacher caled her ms. dudu sometimes. ahaha.
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Female 15,763
Wow, it`s a penis AND a poop joke.

I love the internet.

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Female 388
LOL im pretty sure evryone would pay for that name
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Male 47
yes,firefiet it could be dikeshi or something
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Female 855
I`m guessing his wife`s name is Poo-Sai?
Jeebus these Indian names are crazy!
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Male 30
lmao, let`s hope it is pronounced the way we think it is XD

poor dude, i guess his parents didnt like him lol

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Female 4,376
........*stifles laughter*
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Female 1,690
pffffhahahaha
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Female 1,231
I wonder if it`s pronounced the way we think it is...?
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Male 715
He can keep the name, and I`m so glad I don`t have to address anyone named that in public.
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Female 751
yes!!!!!!!
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Female 82
Haha! Yeah I have no idea what the article was about because I couldn`t get passed the name.
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Male 231
i think you`re all overlooking the beauty of "Anurag."
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Male 2,313
" No really, I`d pay to have that as a last name!!"

I`m pretty sure you can change it for free.

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Male 928
Few people`s names describe them so accurately.
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Male 2,125
LMAO nice! Oh and what was the article about? I can`t focus on it anymore. lol
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Male 1,837
LOOL i was reading it and saying, "what the hell does this article have to do with th- *reads name* lol wut."
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Male 426
how about Doucheon Mandik
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Female 687
hehe can`t even pay attention to the article. xD
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Male 307
hahahaha nice
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Male 1,036
Lucky his parents didn`t call him Ihemah, it`s a very popular name in India.
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Female 395
All I gots to say is... McLovin RULES
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Female 354
well, looks like Mr. D is in some pretty deep S... lol
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Male 564
Haha, nobody pays attention to what the article is about.
Still, awesome name.
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Male 10,440
No, actually it would suck to have such a last name...
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Male 28
I know someone who`s last name is Bhole :-D
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Male 1,666
My middle name is Yuriyvich.
Get it?
You`re a bitch?
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Male 615
I was expecting something along the lines of "Haywu Djablomi" (My personal fav fake name)
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Female 635
I was a Y chromisone away from being Matt Tress.

And by a cruel twist of fate, instead of Lor or Lauren, some of my friends call me Matt for another reason.

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Male 294
my friends last name is Wiener
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Male 1,270
My girlfriend`s last name is Bhatt...just wish her parents called her `Cricket` or `Baseball`

Then again, I could have been named `Town` or `Dinner` (yes, my surname is Hall...)

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Male 2,788
i know a kid named jessie ballick
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Male 255
i know a girl named Snow White
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Female 393
i knew a girl whos name was mary mac...
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Male 128
HA
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Male 381
no someone put dikpoo to make up for the fact that IAB blocks swearing
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Female 4,225
Foreign names that sound awesome in the English language FTW!!

So it’s pronounced dik-pooh? Not the English word?

Either way, still cool

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Male 381
btw, wartburg college has a saemann`s center, and i can legitimately state that i have eaten in saemann`s lol
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Male 381
awesome!!!! lol that guy looks like the kinda guy who would have a little diks.hit too LOL.
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Male 153
So funny when you say it aloud! LOL!!!
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Male 211
AHAH not dikpoo...diks.hit
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Male 211
the t in dikpoo is actually pronounced as a th. still sounds the same, but with an indian accent.
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Male 211
funny as it is, its a really common last name in india. theres also Sukdeep and Hardik as first names. =D
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Female 250
HAAA HAAAAAAAA
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Male 1,825
My last name is funk
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Male 2,148
Yeah, I heard about this guy a couple years ago because he`s incredibly rich. I was thinking last names and realized who it was when I saw the word gambling on the article.
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Female 9,561
"My health teacher name is Mrs. Swallow and I have a senior in one of my classes with the lastname Seamen. They need to get married so I can see the Swallow-Seamen wedding announcement in the newspaper."

LOL, now that made my day.

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Male 163
my math teacher used to be Mrs. loughball(lowball)
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Male 350
rusty ford is actually a good one :)
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Male 216
its actually spelt dixit. usually. thats how its said though.
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Male 1,468
My friend knows a dude named Rusty Ford.
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Male 1,468
It might be pronounced dike-sheet.
Yay for ruining the fun.
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Female 583
My health teacher name is Mrs. Swallow and I have a senior in one of my classes with the lastname Seamen. They need to get married so I can see the Swallow-Seamen wedding announcement in the newspaper.
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Female 3
I have a friend with the lastname Stiff....and his Dad`s a doctor
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Male 2,388
that man is a hero
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Female 236
thats priceless.

and i thought my old high school principle`s name (mr. butts) was funny.

actually, now that i`ve written it out, it still is... just not as funny this guy`s.

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Male 1,078
1st of all, lmao.

2nd of all, Staff Sgt Max Fightmaster is still better.

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Male 1,598
LAWL
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Female 1,299
esopillat, there was an indian actress with this name, and though she spelt it dixit, it was pronounced dik5hit
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Female 2,220
WUHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 1,086
how unfortunate, the name I mean, of course.
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Male 182
well that was slightly unexpected...=p
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Male 2,159
ROF LMFAO!

I thought it wouldn`t be as good as some political guy who`s actually called Randy Bumgardner, head of Blair House. (His mother`s maiden name was Mincy too, so if Randy`s parents went double-barreled, then Randy would be a Mincy Bumgardner!!)

Actually, I`m not sure which is best.

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Male 426
hahaha...i met a guy named tex macguyver once...
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Male 127
i`d rather have max powers
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Female 109
ahahhahahahahhahaha
that...was....AMAZING
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Male 271
lol.
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Female 2,044
ahhaha, what a wonderful name.
i wonder how many times he was teased in high school.
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Male 242
Can anyone imagine when his number gets called in the courts?

Docket number 87, people versus mr. Dik$h|t!

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Female 122
LMAO, nice.
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Male 312
this had me in stitches for a full minute! i can just imagine some businessman butchering his name upon a visit to the states lol
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Male 686
Silly man you`re doing it wrong
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Male 534
That`s... AWESOME!
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Male 471
I feel bad for the guy. It`s probably pronounced "DEEKS hit" or something, too.

Also, name conjures up "That`s not mud".

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Female 5,139
pmsl oh god thats awful for visions
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Male 4,680
Oh the possibilities...
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Male 2,245
those partygaming bastards!
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Female 471
lol classy. i was reading the article, thinking it was a wrong link, until i saw the name..
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Female 72
haha dick s.hit
thats amazing
kid was prolly teased in school tho =/
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Female 180
Hehe Dikpoo XD
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Male 311
I know someone called Gagondik
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Male 1,270
Link: Best. Name. Ever. [Rate Link] - No really, I`d pay to have that as a last name!!
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