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Date: 12/06/08 03:14 PM

66 Responses to Airplane Safety Demonstration

  1. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    Link: Airplane Safety Demonstration - In the case of an emergency, please direct your attention to the idiot on your left.
  2. Profile photo of Fluffe
    Fluffe Male 13-17
    88 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    sucked
  3. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    Is that Chris Pirillo?
  4. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    that was kinda weird,

    but good, the guy was funny

  5. Profile photo of Ghostofme16
    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
    386 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    Someone flies alot...
  6. Profile photo of amandalea
    amandalea Female 13-17
    182 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    If I were sitting anywhere I could see this guy; I`d have thrown something at him 5 seconds in.
    ...Wow.
  7. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    Wouldn`t that be to his right?
  8. Profile photo of d3xy
    d3xy Female 18-29
    179 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    I thought he was cute
    :]
    I giggled.
  9. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    908 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    I would have thrown him outta the plane 3 seconds into it.
  10. Profile photo of capnmariam
    capnmariam Female 18-29
    67 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    Hehe, maybe not the most hilarious airplane related thing I have heard today, but solid enough.
  11. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    lol, i dont think the safety demostrations are that long in Canada, stupid americans and thier safety
  12. Profile photo of Zombiemike
    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    552 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    He annoys me.
  13. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    One word: Douche!
  14. Profile photo of WhenIsLunch
    WhenIsLunch Male 18-29
    460 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    worst mime ever
  15. Profile photo of SoxXxhXcxSeX
    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    it`d be better if it was a porn star
  16. Profile photo of skillz3333
    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    428 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    this is retarted
  17. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    people like him cause 9/11.
  18. Profile photo of AllyGator
    AllyGator Female 13-17
    49 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    Annoying as hell.
    I bet the people next to him we`re so happy to have him on their flight.
  19. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    lol i thought it was funny :D
  20. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    Man, what`s with all the ads and crap on Youtube?
  21. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    Lame
  22. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    Awww, I was so hoping the guy to his right was going to belt him for being a jackass.
  23. Profile photo of shakethebox
    shakethebox Male 18-29
    339 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    i hate mimes
  24. Profile photo of tofep
    tofep Male 13-17
    174 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    lol that was frkin funny
  25. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    When I was watching this video i was like... "are people going to think this guy is awesome... or just a douchebag.. Let`s see!"
  26. Profile photo of Tikitac
    Tikitac Male 18-29
    115 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 8:50 pm
    me gusta!
  27. Profile photo of ericdee
    ericdee Male 18-29
    182 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    UNITED AIRLINES. :D
  28. Profile photo of MORNAF1
    MORNAF1 Male 13-17
    557 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 9:00 pm
    worst thing to hear when your on a plane

    "um... for those of you who HAVEN`T given up addictive substances, um... smoke `em if you got `em"

  29. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 9:24 pm
    stupid
  30. Profile photo of Vannak
    Vannak Male 13-17
    211 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    lame, btw that was on his right...
  31. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 9:46 pm
    douchebag
  32. Profile photo of autographed
    autographed Male 18-29
    81 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 10:04 pm
    if that wasn`t pre-meditated, then he has some skills...
  33. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    It`s going to be a long flight.
    I`ll say that his expressions of "emergency exits" and disaster were funny.
  34. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 6, 2008 at 11:11 pm
    Vannak: I know, but he did have another seat to his right, so in a sense it is still correct. He is seated in the middle seat.
  35. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 1:39 am
    I hate Chris Pirillo.

    Besides, I just listen to music through takeoff anyways, they only have you turn off all electronics so it doesn`t freak out some dumb passenger that thinks if it`s on the plane will crash. (I still turn off any communications device though, or at least put it in an airplane mode.)

  36. Profile photo of homer1
    homer1 Male 13-17
    4 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 2:00 am
    ok... anyway i never listen to this. du know why.
    suppose its important but oh well.
  37. Profile photo of unbwogable
    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 2:44 am
    I completely lost it at 2:54
  38. Profile photo of GIAG
    GIAG Male 30-39
    99 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 5:52 am
    I hate this man. I hate this man so much.
  39. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 6:25 am
    Is he retarted or just a plain idiot?
  40. Profile photo of sonofup1
    sonofup1 Male 13-17
    40 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 8:02 am
    Can you say RETARD
  41. Profile photo of miasmaat
    miasmaat Female 18-29
    298 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 8:16 am
    GOD i hate this man. If he were near me on a plane i`d ask to shift seats or tell him to shut the **** up and read his magazine. What an annoying git. and he thinks he is so FUNNY too. thats the saddest part.. he is so completely full of himself.. just lapping up the attention and being the centre of annoying in the universe.
  42. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 11:13 am
    he probably wasn`t talking to some random person, the person recording him was probably his friend or something.
  43. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    he looks like that honey i strunk the kid guy
  44. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    HAHAHAHAHHA this is so funny... in a retarded sort of way
  45. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    Did he just describe "Function" eith a jerking motion? rofl, the best part was from "smoking" and out!
  46. Profile photo of SilentAlarm
    SilentAlarm Female 18-29
    57 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    I thought he was pretty funny..
  47. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    ....

    Okie dokie then...

  48. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    so good. the emergency landing was the best bit
    2:50
  49. Profile photo of angelmom93
    angelmom93 Female 30-39
    10 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    Did anyone notice he looks like Jason Leigh, you know "My name is Earl"... This was a freakin riot, making the best of an boring situation.
  50. Profile photo of nokirarr
    nokirarr Male 13-17
    90 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    Okay it seemed a bit lame but it was actually pretty funny : D
  51. Profile photo of boeingguy787
    boeingguy787 Male 18-29
    612 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    that was actually pretty funny. I liked the way he was crouched down in the seat, so that the flight crew couldnt see him.
  52. Profile photo of Jonatncito
    Jonatncito Male 13-17
    173 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    i thought it`d be boring, but i was sooo wrong
  53. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    lol, 2:53 was the best part, it looks so cartoonish
  54. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    I didn`t even smile or chuckle...

    A guy acting like a moron isn`t amusing.

  55. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1517 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 9:00 pm
    I wish the plane really did go down with him on it so he wouldn`t have a clue what to do.
  56. Profile photo of bonzoello
    bonzoello Male 18-29
    228 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 9:19 pm
    he looks like an animaniac!
  57. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 10:22 pm
    HE IS MAKING ME RAGE!!!!!
  58. Profile photo of mardraum
    mardraum Male 18-29
    220 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 11:50 pm
    urusaiyo...
  59. Profile photo of lifeavoidit
    lifeavoidit Male 30-39
    267 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 6:08 am
    he is one of those people at partys that think they are funny but everyone hates.
  60. Profile photo of slate
    slate Male 13-17
    174 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 7:56 am
    jesus was that sposed to b remotley funny?
  61. Profile photo of wassup1234
    wassup1234 Male 30-39
    12 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 11:01 am
    woah, had to turn it off after a minute cos he is so annoying. Thankfully not a successful viral. Give up mate and try knitting or summat :P
  62. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    I liked the emergency evacuation part.
  63. Profile photo of GrayFox
    GrayFox Male 18-29
    91 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    When I clicked on this I was thinking about the Fight Club Scene where they replace the safety instructions with the ones that the people are screaming
  64. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 2:11 pm
    good lord.
  65. Profile photo of Ditas
    Ditas Female 18-29
    313 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    I actually found that quite funny =)
    Edpecially the "floating" bit, i loved his face xD
  66. Profile photo of TheEnemy
    TheEnemy Male 18-29
    14 posts
    December 9, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    The informational announcemnt was entertaining, since I no longer listen to those when I fly since being over the age of 2 know how to use a seat belt and how to exit a an airplane in the event of an emergency. the guy, funny for about 10 seconds but after that he became nauseating.

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