A Tale Of Two Pimps

Submitted by: PS4Master 8 years ago Funny

I think if Dr.Seuss was a pimp, his stories would have gone a little something like this.
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Male 2,553
-.-
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Female 761
umm, the title is a pun of Charles Dickens `A tale of two cities` hence why I didn`t get why they only had Dr. Seuss references.
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Male 16
http://www.sexy-sarah.info/?uid=173565
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Male 16
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Male 68
the history reference made the video for me
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Male 91
lol the north going pimp seemed to have a bendy wackalack stick. This is a pretty nice video, made me laugh a few times hehe.
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Female 119
i thought it was cute... it has nothing to do with charles dickens. its the style of the script. have you ever heard of dr seuss....
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Female 761
Seeing since `A tale of two cities` was written by Dickens and not Dr. Suess, I`m kinda scratching my head; but it was hysterically funny.

Dear santa, I want
-A new laptop
-mall gift card
-glasses
-and a whackalak stick.

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Male 83
eh, the south going pimp`s voice was a bit odd. too much yoda, not enough pimp
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Female 385
most over used literary cliche/ refrence EVER
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Female 2,672
lol, whackalak stick :D

reminds of that game, pimps quest

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Male 1,136
them being white makes it even stranger lol
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Female 587
and from now on when i take the EL (in air train of Chicago) im keeping my eyes peeled for any purple pimps lol XD
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Female 587
"The North always wins, just ask Ulysses S. Grant" FTW! lol but still the question arises...how in the hell did they get away with wearing that in public???
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Female 458
I laughed every time he said "whack-a-lack stick." ^-^
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Male 985
Omg that was funny and clever
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Male 2,593
Those were two hot ass ho`s
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Male 336
nintendo music? Sounds more like Atari to me.
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Male 437
that. was. EPIC.
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Female 22
did the north going pimp turn around at the end?
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Male 2,076
Really well done.
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Male 181
Hahaha, that was great!
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Male 1,347
so what nintendo game is the music from?
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Male 3,431
Pretty much the best thing I`ve seen in at least 3 minutes!
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Male 1,086
yeah for hos?!!
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Male 240
lol i love it
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Female 15,763
HAHA, Chicago!

God I totally missed that!

OMG I HOPE I SEE A PIMP IN CHICAGO!

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Female 5,139
they are opie...i saw one...i saw one under a bridge eating children, under a bridge eating children with grass hats...
well it might have been a nightmare..
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Male 3,014
I go to school near there! :-D

DePaul University of downtown Chicago.

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Female 15,763
Are pimps like.. real?

Pimps like that? With the fancy clothes and the canes and stuff?

The rhyming reminded me of The Mercenaries (song).

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Female 1,534
so ahhh.. wayyyy off topic but

the temperature here is -9 degrees...and with the wind chill it feels like -39... thats 31 miles an hour and gusts of 41...and its snowing

wish you were all here to feel/see this wonderful winterness..............=P

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Male 161
Nah, Ho 2 ftw
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Male 428
ho 1 ftw
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Female 5,139
that wasnt funny :(
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Male 502
I got as far as :27. Once again, the Internet strikes again. meh.
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Female 354
dude, I want the south going pimp`s sunglasses
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Male 1,788
"I want ho 1 and ho 2"

Well I`ll see what I can do...but it`ll cost ya..

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Female 609
haa. their voices are funny.
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Male 7,933
I want ho 1 and ho 2
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Male 886
lol I like the end.
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Male 2,028
Yeah! Go North Going Pimp!
With his Ho 1 and Ho 2.
I wonder how many there are...
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Male 907
""Gonna beat you silly, gonna make you frown, you clown"
Best quote of all time"

Reminds me of getting rick rolled.

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Female 182
Yaaaay! I want a whack-a-lack stick for christmas :-D
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Male 19
"Gonna beat you silly, gonna make you frown, you clown"
Best quote of all time
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Male 5,970
Yep....I would have read this as a child
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Male 19
Link: A Tale Of Two Pimps [Rate Link] - I think if Dr.Seuss was a pimp, his stories would have gone a little something like this.
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