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Date: 12/14/08 03:30 PM

46 Responses to A Tale Of Two Pimps

  1. Profile photo of PS4Master
    PS4Master Male 13-17
    19 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    Link: A Tale Of Two Pimps - I think if Dr.Seuss was a pimp, his stories would have gone a little something like this.
  2. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    Yep....I would have read this as a child
  3. Profile photo of PS4Master
    PS4Master Male 13-17
    19 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    "Gonna beat you silly, gonna make you frown, you clown"
    Best quote of all time
  4. Profile photo of lupoligirl
    lupoligirl Female 18-29
    182 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    Yaaaay! I want a whack-a-lack stick for christmas :-D
  5. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    908 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    ""Gonna beat you silly, gonna make you frown, you clown"
    Best quote of all time"

    Reminds me of getting rick rolled.

  6. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    Yeah! Go North Going Pimp!
    With his Ho 1 and Ho 2.
    I wonder how many there are...
  7. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    lol I like the end.
  8. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    I want ho 1 and ho 2
  9. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    haa. their voices are funny.
  10. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    "I want ho 1 and ho 2"

    Well I`ll see what I can do...but it`ll cost ya..

  11. Profile photo of Armanith
    Armanith Female 18-29
    354 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    dude, I want the south going pimp`s sunglasses
  12. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    I got as far as :27. Once again, the Internet strikes again. meh.
  13. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    that wasnt funny :(
  14. Profile photo of skillz3333
    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    428 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    ho 1 ftw
  15. Profile photo of GunMetal
    GunMetal Male 13-17
    161 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    Nah, Ho 2 ftw
  16. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1519 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    so ahhh.. wayyyy off topic but

    the temperature here is -9 degrees...and with the wind chill it feels like -39... thats 31 miles an hour and gusts of 41...and its snowing

    wish you were all here to feel/see this wonderful winterness..............=P

  17. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    Are pimps like.. real?

    Pimps like that? With the fancy clothes and the canes and stuff?

    The rhyming reminded me of The Mercenaries (song).

  18. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    I go to school near there! :-D

    DePaul University of downtown Chicago.

  19. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    they are opie...i saw one...i saw one under a bridge eating children, under a bridge eating children with grass hats...
    well it might have been a nightmare..
  20. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    HAHA, Chicago!

    God I totally missed that!

    OMG I HOPE I SEE A PIMP IN CHICAGO!

  21. Profile photo of ninjabot
    ninjabot Male 13-17
    241 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    lol i love it
  22. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    yeah for hos?!!
  23. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    Pretty much the best thing I`ve seen in at least 3 minutes!
  24. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 7:30 pm
    so what nintendo game is the music from?
  25. Profile photo of AndrewST
    AndrewST Male 18-29
    181 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    Hahaha, that was great!
  26. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    Really well done.
  27. Profile photo of Fafnir956
    Fafnir956 Female 18-29
    22 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    did the north going pimp turn around at the end?
  28. Profile photo of zoinks
    zoinks Male 13-17
    437 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 9:01 pm
    that. was. EPIC.
  29. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    December 14, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    nintendo music? Sounds more like Atari to me.
  30. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    December 15, 2008 at 12:22 am
    Those were two hot ass ho`s
  31. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    December 15, 2008 at 4:06 am
    Omg that was funny and clever
  32. Profile photo of Will-O-Wisp
    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
    458 posts
    December 15, 2008 at 4:34 am
    I laughed every time he said "whack-a-lack stick." ^-^
  33. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    December 15, 2008 at 6:21 am
    "The North always wins, just ask Ulysses S. Grant" FTW! lol but still the question arises...how in the hell did they get away with wearing that in public???
  34. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    December 15, 2008 at 6:23 am
    and from now on when i take the EL (in air train of Chicago) im keeping my eyes peeled for any purple pimps lol XD
  35. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    December 15, 2008 at 7:59 am
    them being white makes it even stranger lol
  36. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    December 15, 2008 at 8:16 am
    lol, whackalak stick :D

    reminds of that game, pimps quest

  37. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    December 15, 2008 at 8:27 am
    most over used literary cliche/ refrence EVER
  38. Profile photo of mjrtom
    mjrtom Male 18-29
    83 posts
    December 15, 2008 at 11:11 am
    eh, the south going pimp`s voice was a bit odd. too much yoda, not enough pimp
  39. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    December 15, 2008 at 11:39 am
    Seeing since `A tale of two cities` was written by Dickens and not Dr. Suess, I`m kinda scratching my head; but it was hysterically funny.

    Dear santa, I want
    -A new laptop
    -mall gift card
    -glasses
    -and a whackalak stick.

  40. Profile photo of cielrouge
    cielrouge Female 18-29
    119 posts
    December 15, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    i thought it was cute... it has nothing to do with charles dickens. its the style of the script. have you ever heard of dr seuss....
  41. Profile photo of Biscuits
    Biscuits Male 13-17
    91 posts
    December 15, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    lol the north going pimp seemed to have a bendy wackalack stick. This is a pretty nice video, made me laugh a few times hehe.
  42. Profile photo of daruiz
    daruiz Male 18-29
    68 posts
    December 15, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    the history reference made the video for me
  43. Profile photo of 0BomberMan0
    0BomberMan0 Male 30-39
    16 posts
    December 15, 2008 at 6:04 pm
    http://trueteaser.com/misty/?id=k928n2wk...
    greatest teasers
  44. Profile photo of 0BomberMan0
    0BomberMan0 Male 30-39
    16 posts
    December 15, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    http://www.sexy-sarah.info/?uid=173565
  45. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    December 18, 2008 at 10:53 pm
    umm, the title is a pun of Charles Dickens `A tale of two cities` hence why I didn`t get why they only had Dr. Seuss references.
  46. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    December 19, 2008 at 12:53 am
    -.-

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