A Bitter Christmas Morning

Submitted by: littlemissqt 8 years ago Funny

Mom and Dad are really looking forward to opening their Christmas presents. But will their kid deliver?
There are 34 comments:
Male 20
i felt sorry for the kid
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Female 8
fuc& that was fantabulous
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Male 4,867
`most men have two balls`
haha :D
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Male 178
better than all the better christmas poo on here, awesome!
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Male 132
lol i`m going to make some crappy presents like that within the next 6 hours(its 1 here(yes, i am waiting to catch Santa and use his magic to rule the world.) and give them to my parents lol.
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Female 267
Funny, but sad because I would of hated myself if my parents reacted like that. >.<
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Male 562
"Sorry isnt going to unpoo these presents" Pure gold. More of this!
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Male 1,220
That was awesome
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Female 188
I agree DuckBoy87, Christmas is disgustingly commercial.

But maaannn, this was hilarious! Lol.

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Female 1,212
That was awful.
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Female 665
I usually get a crapload of money from my grandfather at Christmas time. This year he gave each of us a $1 bill.
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Male 886
lol, I found that really funny, especially when the mom flipped over the back of the couch.
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Male 1,835
"is that enough to unpoo these presents?"
that was good...
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Male 3,420
Meh, I wish Christmas was less commercial.

Ask a child what Christmas is about, and they`ll Santa, or presents. When I was little I knew what Christmas is about.

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Male 112
Oh dear, what the hell. That was amusing though.

"Are they decoy presents?! Are the real ones in the garage?! IS IT A CAR?!"
"no"
"GET THE drat OUT OF MY FACE!"

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Male 12
you know i havent seen my kid since he did this to me too.
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Female 15,763
Ha, I made crappy little gifts like that for my parents when I was little too. Usually it was some weird thing out of ceramics.
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Female 2,289
wow... I can`t wait till I have children. So I can share special moments like this with my future son.
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Male 3,482
"Most men have TWO balls you god damn alcoholic!"

I love the facial expression right afterwards.

BURN!

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Female 1,386
Work off their nostalgia... its cheap. My dad`s getting a First edition 16 volume hardbound book set he used to tell me about HIS dad reading to him when he was little (ebay $25 by some poor fool who didn`t know what they had. Valued at $500)
Sure I could get him all the Star trek movies on blu-ray... or some other "modern" gift. But this is triple win. 1. Worth more than you pay 2. Nostalgia for them and 3. Knowing them well enough to think of such a gift. :)
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Male 111
lamo. im gona be that dad one day
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Male 295
I got me mum a charm for the pandora bracelet i bought her last year :D so i`m set
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Male 1,455
Ehm the opening melody...

Serenade of Water? Zelda? Anyone?

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Female 481
As for me, I don`t mean to glote but I got my dad the Iphone for Christmas and I can`t wait for him to open it.

He now has the Razr, the very first one. He got it the week it came out which is about 2.5 million years ago.

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Male 203
I liked it. Merry Christmas IAB :)
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Male 475
lol thats what all parents think when they see their presents from the kids
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Female 131
Poor kid, lol
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Male 596
this was actually Really funny lol
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Female 481
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.!!!

I laughed sooo much when they said,
"Where did we go wrong?"
"Your vagina, honey", "Most men have two balls your damn alcoholic!"
Omg that was sooo funny.

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Male 1,468
`Twas nice knowing you, nacho.
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Male 105
really man really? V hilarious vid lmao
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Female 84
lmao GETTHEdratOUTOFMYFACE!!
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Male 475
bye nacho
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Female 1,330
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