6 Of The Grossest Fast Food Items You Can Buy

Submitted by: huck08 8 years ago in Funny
http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/12/02/6-of-the-grossest-fast-food-menu-items/

If you"re a connoisseur of fast food, this list will very likely ruin your day.
There are 149 comments:
Female 98
I have to admit Pizza hut is better the Domino`s. I live literally across the street from a Domino`s but prefer to order Pizza hut that`s 10 minutes away.
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Male 194
taco bell is good :(
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Female 57
Eww.. I`ve never eaten any food at Jack In The Box, and now I know why.
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Female 203
When i saw Supersize Me I swore never to eat fast food again and I ain`t!

Me- That movie made me feel sick!
Alex- Really? It made me feel hungry!

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Female 203
When i saw Supersize Me I swore never to eat fast food again and I ain`t!

Me- That movie made me feel sick!
Alex- Really? It made me feel hungry!

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Female 139
i love how all of those foods were at my favorite places to eat..and i have to disagree with two things:taco bell and pizza hut are the BEST places that have possibly ever happened to the world...of obesity :)
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Female 131
They forgot the McRib.
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Female 122
I have actually not tried any of these things and thanks to this article, I never will.
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Male 340
mmmm loaded steak house... *drools* its sooo good
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Male 3,431
They forgot Wendy`s Brown Meat Nuggets.
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Female 161
The volcano taco is disgusting. Not even a good gross like some of these are. Just really, really bad.
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Male 512
Agreed. And he was off on the McGriddles too...I don`t normally like McDonald`s, but McGriddles are pretty good.
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Male 44
"Pizza Hut is f*cking gross"?????

Who in the hell allowed this retard access to the internet, much less write his own article?

He was on point about Taco Bell though. So I guess it balances out.

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Male 216
the guy making the comments are the types of guys that make their home-made egg,lettuce,beef,chocolate,pancake,grape,ham sandwich.


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Male 2,049
What I`m still trying to figure out is why Dominoes decided to make subway sandwiches and Subway decided to make pizza.
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Female 59
3. Pizza Hut - Tuscani Pastas

"Pizza Hut is f***ing gross. "


What you talkin` `bout????

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Male 30
I laughed so much at the comments on that, everyone was trying to be tough, or at least the ones I read. Also I think the volcano taco looks pretty good even though I`ve never had it.
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Male 2,395
I know a Taco Bell near here that`s isn`t that bad, they`re pretty clean, and no dog poo smell, and the food are alright, actually.
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Female 231
volcano taco ftw
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Female 406
Yay for people who swear a lot to make themselves feel like they`re funny!
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Male 196
After I get drunk tonight, I`m heading straight to Taco Bell for some Chilli Cheese Burritos! Baby poo is a soft shell, awesome!!!
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Female 80
im eating taco chips and i saw that taco..........lets just say im glad i dont have a Jack in the box of whatever the hell its called near me
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Female 710
I thought they looked delicious. In a totally unhealthy way. But we`ll never get that stuff in the UK methinks, which is a shame.
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Male 79
i love mcgriddles
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Male 889
"damn sorry , guess ill go kill myself now ...... some people !!"

nooo :(..european fast food cant compete with us americans though admit it!

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Male 14,331
I don`t do fast food if I want a pizza I go to real pizza place same goes with tacos and burgers.
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Female 850
Lol...Taco-gasm...
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Female 101
I adore Taco Bell...I`ll take my chances. Chalupas for life!
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Male 3,058
I beg to differ Zombiemike... If you think Taco Bell is the best fast food on the planet,(and TB is just plain NASTY) you must live in an area of the country that doesn`t have Chipotle or Culver`s... moment of silence, please!
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Female 751
I was expecting like unsanitary gross not food snob gross, this dude obviously has never smoked pot or he would know the true greatness of those items! lol
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Male 552
this guy doesn`t know wtf he`s talking about, I`d gladly nom the hell out of that whole list and enjoy ever last bit of it. Taco Bell is also, by far the best fast food on the planet.
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Male 762
"youre not allowed to post here unless youre in america

sorry swiss"


damn sorry , guess ill go kill myself now ...... some people !!!!

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Male 220
Would be nice to just mix em all in a bucket, add some ketchup and salt, and then just dig in like a pig! Mmmmmmmm sweet
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Male 1,232
Those looks all pretty nasty.
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Male 2,245
taco bell definitely wins

the cheesy gordita crunch is the greatest fast food item ever made.

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Female 2,258
Oh... however Taco Bell did have a steakhouse burrito thing recently (I can`t find it on their site, so I don`t know the name of it) that was god awful. It had this weird fake smokey flavouring added and made me want to retch.
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Female 2,258
Psh... Taco Bell is easily my favorite fast food place. The gorditas and chalupas are delicious, and you have to get soft tacos over the crunchy ones.
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Male 342
THIS is the post that gets >100 comments?!
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Female 335
im so effing hungry now.

:[

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Male 2,591
everything on that list was good except for the mcgriddle.. and idk about jack n the box cuz they don`t have any here
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Female 1,984
If i were a grammar nazi I`d correct every spelling mistake of "its" vs. "it`s" and "you`re" vs. "your"... but I don`t.
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Male 3,301
"You`re in your 30s and you can`t write "I`ve eaten"? Wow... that`s sad."

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Female 1,984
"I`ve ate 3 of the foods listed there.
Today."

You`re in your 30s and you can`t write "I`ve eaten"? Wow... that`s sad.

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Female 1,984
I`m happy to say I`ve never had any of those - some of them I haven`t even heard of.

I wasn`t raised on fast food really...

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Male 513
This blog sucks. There`s nothing wrong with any of those things. Just typical fast food. Plus, if the writer loves the french bread sticks from Jack in the Box, why put them on the list? "Pointless Banter" indeed.
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Male 116
Dont get me wrong, I love Pizza Hut
but that tuscani pasta looked disgusting.

Ill stick to my large cheese and pepperoni bite pizza :)

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Male 17
The volcano taco is drating delicious and I don`t care what anyone says
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Male 1,162
pizza hut is gross? Well I stopped reading what this little dratwat had to say right there
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Female 267
French toast sticks are so bad, but soooo good. >.<
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Male 338
oh, the Mcgriddle mysteriously tasty. but I seriously vomit every time I eat mickyds` only eat it in the event of an emergency.
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Male 338
taco bell rules, once a year i can eat a double decker taco supreme and i havent died yet, this is biased. and yeah pizza hut is mmm, mmm nasty.
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Male 2,313
"Tacos in Mexico are very delicious. Too bad they are mostly dog and rat meat tacos."

Yeah, I tried not to think about that.

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Male 782
err.. pizza hut making pasta actually makes perfect sense to me lol. Though that may be different than not believing they ACTUALLY did it. But so glad they did. ;)
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Male 268
Tacos in Mexico are very delicious. Too bad they are mostly dog and rat meat tacos.
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Female 15,763
I still can`t believe Pizza Hut makes pasta... that`s like Blockbusters renting out books.

It`s true, Claw! I love fast food.. it`s horrible but OH SO GOOD.

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Male 3,255
@ne028

My bad, thought you were just being mean lol.

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Male 2,313
"taco bell is only good if mexicans work there."

The best taco I ever had I bought for 50 cents from a lady on the street in some tiny town in Mexico. I had no idea what kind of meat it was, but it was delicious.

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Male 2,313
I liked how he said, "This is such a horribly disgusting piece of poo, worst thing ever, but man do I love eating them!"
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Male 233
besides jack in the box, which i`ve never tried, all of that stuff is pretty good.
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Male 619
I`ve ate 3 of the foods listed there.

Today.

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Male 557
i actually like that burger king thing, the one with the mashed potatoes, does feel strange, and you do know that you`re eating insti-potatoes, but hey, it is the taste that matters, not how it looks or what it is made of as long as it isn`t poisoness, however, having tried it a few times i do not feel the need to eat it again... i just don`t like eating the same thing more than a few times unless i am eating somewhere nice, or i`m really cheap an i can only afford a few dollar doubles... oh wait, the mcdonalds bastards changed that to mcdoubles and i get less smelly cheese, also, never rub mcdonalds cheese on your hands, smells horrible... and yes, i do work at mcdonalds, and yes, i do hate that store, and yes i am just using mcdonalds to destroy the human race... i mean... for the money?

there... ranting done

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Male 557
i like taco bell, and if you notice, he never tried that volcano taco, i mean, he actually says with most of them something along the lines of "if i tried it, i wouldn`t like it"

green eggs and ham my OH MY GOD, THE REPRESSED MEMORIES! WHY!! WHY DID THEY DIE THE EGGS AND HAM GREEN!!! IT WASN`T EVEN Dr. Seuss`s BIRTHDAY!!! WHY WOULD ANY SCHOOL DO THAT TO CHILDREN (cries in corner uncontrollably

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Male 891
i get the impression that the author has not eaten ANY of those foods.
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Female 204
I LOVE PIZZA HUT!

Hmmm. Stuffed crust cheese pizza. And the meaty marinara pasta is amazing.

So there!

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Male 772
1) The best thing about Taco Bell is the price. Sure it`s bad food, but it`s cheap bad food, and to some, that justifies going through the pain.

2) Americanized pizzas will always be low on the list for me. Way too much focus on the bread and cheese, then pile on the grease that comes from the `pizza` that most people here will eat.

3) Majority of this list is food items introduced fairly recently, leading me to believe he did absolutely no research and only listed things he hated at fast food restaurants. Filet-o-Fish anyone?

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Female 188
i used to eat mcgriddles sammies, but i quit. for 1 they sit in your stomach like rocks. you`re not hungry again that day but thats a good thing cuz you wont crap all day either. cuz its impossible for the human body to crap out rocks.
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Female 385
how dare he insult taco bell?! according to his to his dyed food logic we`re being insulted with colorful food. no one would drink kool-aid if it had no pretty color. in fact products without food coloring are released as a limited special like candy and soda and stuff. btw the mcgriddle is by far one of the worst things to shove in your arteries but it`s so worth it.
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Female 738
I think there are far worse fast food atrocities out there... who remembers when McDonald`s attempted pizza?

This guy obviously didn`t think beyond his own personal amusement in making this list.

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Female 416
The only humour I found in this was how he said all the food was disgusting and whining and complaining. Then turning right around and saying that over half of them are delicious and he simply cannot stop shoveling them into his mouth.

Massive. Fail.

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Male 882
agree with undeadonion
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Male 1,468
Why don`t they just throw a few pounds of trans fat on a tray and give it to the customers? It`d be healthier. . .
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Female 213
Arrogant and annoying commentary.
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Male 75
I think most of those are pretty good. This guy`s a wimp.

Pizza Hut pizza`s crusts are fried, and definitely unhealthy, but at least they don`t taste like soggy crackers. Yum, oil.

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Male 1,254
A lot of these blogs and such are trying really hard to be edgy and witty, kinda like Cracked (sometimes).

This guy in particular, definitive FAIL.

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Male 650
That`s not gross you fast-food hater, that`s my staple diet
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Female 1,231
Why the hell wasn`t Del Taco on there? That`s worse than Taco Bell any day.

...I didn`t know someone put mashed potatoes on a burger. That kind of makes me throw up a little.

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Male 629
Bias much? Feels like it.
Either this guy hasn`t seen any worse fast food places, or has better food in his opinion around him.
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Male 756
...The volcano taco is drating delicious. drat THAT!

Well, I agree with number 1...That`s probably the worst food ever.

And when I tried to have a McGriddle, I felt my arteries clog...

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Female 54
I don`t like that he insulted taco bell
even though I`m a vegetarian, the crunch wrap with no meat is freaking awesome
yeah taco hell! :]
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Male 1,788
This guy has obviously never been to college, or been drunk, or stoned....ever.
Also, it`s pretty obvious he has something really incredibly large stuck up his *ss, and has no friends.
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Female 400
This guy sucks and McGriddles are the best thing to come out of McDonalds breakfast.
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Female 393
taco bell is only good if mexicans work there.
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Female 2,695
as a vegetarian i don`t eat any of these things and i am glad.
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Female 913
I don`t like him because he insulted Taco Bell.
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Male 9,305
I`ve never walked into a Taco Bell that smelled of canine excrement.

I like their new nacho combos though, big taco shell and nacho chips inside, I love it!

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Male 3,819
Uh...number 1 is delicious, minus the steak sauce. The A1 is way to powerful to put on a sandwich.
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Male 59
I personally like all those thing, except the Mcgridle which is disgusting. I think this guy was a hater.
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Male 486
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww
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Female 91
ha ha i have to admit i love fast food.... i only eat it once a month though. What makes me cringe is the tuscani pasta commercials that have these pallet less people comparing the pasta to fancy restuarants. Seriously, the one where the family was led back to their house? How could they not know it was THEIR HOUSE??

sorry, </rant>

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Male 285
lol .. i for one love Mcgriddles, i used to basicly make them myself wen i was younger .. i calld tham taco-cakes .. cuz i would fold it like a shell .. anywayz, not much else to comment on the list ..
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Male 17,511

First off, I used to work at Pizza Hut and their pizza is by far better than any other big chain pizza place. How do i know, I’ve seen how all the other chain’s pizzas are made and they pale in comparison.

Second, The volcano taco looks weird but tastes better than a regular taco bell taco.

Third, McDonald’s serves the crappiest food on the planet period.

Fourth, No mention of Wendy’s, Arby’s, or Subway ?

Fifth, By far the grossest thing ever made.. The Taco Salad.. Doesn’t matter which chain’s either.

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Female 5,139
i always take billy connellys advice, dont eat anything that comes in a bucket.
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Female 675
the grag

that wasnt the only reason i stopped eating there... the stuff DOES taste like poo. lol and honestly i do know that all the other resturants have the exact same problem... its just phsycological lol you know seeing it and all

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Male 392
:/ Pizza Hut pizza is the worst pizza out there? Seriously?

I`d hope any one who lived where I live would agree with me, when it comes to pizza you avoid Dominos and you go for Pizza Hut.

When it comes to either of those, I will never eat another Dominos as long as we have a Pizza Hut. Thin base, extra tomato sauce. Brilliant.

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Male 264
I thought this was amazingly stupid. According to the person who wrote this, They don`t like the food from fast food resturants, even though they still eat it, then complain about how gross it is. Maybe the person is overall gross themselves.
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Male 2,582
The Jack in the Box taco looks horrifically inedible.
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Male 121
haha...yay i no longer eat fast food....i feel good bout myself right now...=D
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Male 4,393
Jack in the Box - Taco

thats a taco??

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Male 779
I love Taco Bell...

It`s the best out there. D=

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Female 353
idiot, has anyone ever seen red corn tortillas? they`re not dyed, the type of tortilla is naturally that colour, but i doubt that the taco bell ones are real, maybe are dyed
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Female 2
My friend eats this thing at Mcdonalds called the Cheif. It is a double cheeseburger with a Mc- chicken in between them with mayo and cheese :P
well he dipped it in icecream once... It was gross. haha
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Male 182
I tried the Loaded Steakhouse Burger, it actually isn`t that bad... Just make sure your cholesterol count is low for the month.....

Though I will agree with the remainder of the list though.

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Male 2,245
wendy`s mother f*ckers!
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Male 506
that red taco shell for the volcano taco makes it look unedible...
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Female 497
i agree
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Male 3,058
Shouldn`t that McRib monstrosity that McDonalds had a few years ago make the list? I mean come on... they took some miscellaneous "pork" product, ground it up, and then pressed it into a mold that made it look something like actual ribs... right down to the bones.

I think I have to go throw up now...

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Female 721
I`ve actually had the Pizza Hut pastas, and they`re actually good. They`re better than some "Italian" places we have around here, and it`s not terribly greasy.

Those Jack in the Box french toast sticks are my guilty pleasure, though. :( I don`t care if they`re made of emu or cardboard semen, they`re good.

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Female 59
I`ve tried all of those except the pasta stuff, volcano tacos are gross but for some reason i like jack in the box tacos... they always have that "not-so-crunchy" area where the meat and shell meet.... its odd... but they are 50 cents! McGriddles are awsome...
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Male 1,497
"ever since supersize me... "

Their items taste like poo to begin with, just because some moron ate only fast food and DIDN`T EXERCISE AT ALL shouldn`t be your only reason. :/

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Female 662
Weak article.
But Pizza Hut is pretty nasty.
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Male 731
Hey, anybody who likes Taco Bell...try Red Burrito (or Green Burrito).

You`ll never be able to eat Taco Crap again.

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Female 357
that burger kind burger made me hungry

and i`m a vegetarian!

xlucyx

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Male 418
What the drat? Pizza hut is amazing, 2x double bacon stuffed crust with a side of heart attack for only like 12.99!
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Female 675
lol i dont eat anything of that... lol especially NOT mcdonalds.. ever since supersize me...
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Male 889
i was taking a swing at our fat nation zero =\
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Male 904
the author of this is obviously gay. lol jk. but wtf? all of that stuff looks/tastes delicious(except jack in the box, i dont think we have those in GA)who doesnt enjoy a nice sloppy burger dripping with cheese and ketchup? mmm i just made myself hungry lol
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Male 418
I`ll just post the same thing i did on the family guy list. When is i-a-b gonna realize 99 percent of the lists that don`t come from cracked suck a­ss?
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Male 3,255
@ne028

rofl, wrong much?

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Male 889
youre not allowed to post here unless youre in america

sorry swiss

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Male 2,703
the only problem I have with taco bell is that they recently changed a lot of items on the menu with out telling anyone. the grilled stuffed burrito was my favorite, but now its madly lacking, same with chicken ranchero and quesadilla. but I have to agree the volcano taco is pure poo, just stick to the plain crunchy taco supreme.

and jack, those sticks are sandwhich bread deep fried, and its really good, but nothing like burger king cinni-mini`s. and McGriddles are awesome breakfast, just make sure you get the bacon one, how can you beat an "deluxe breakfast" all in a sandwhich form.

bk angus burgers are good, but the steakhouse does suck. it shouldn`t last too long.

finally, jack tacos are the second greatest taco`s in the world if you want "fast food" tacos. taco bell soft tacos are first.

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Male 3,255
I HAVE OPINIONS BUT I PUT THEM IN A LIST SO NOW THEY ARE FACTS.

drat you retard. How can you say that EVERYTHING at taco bell is bad? That`s just silly talk. I don`t particularly like them, but if you can eat one of their grilled stuffed steak burritos and not enjoy yourself then there is something wrong with you. lol, Hey I should put that on a list that way it will be fact!

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Female 2,674
mcgriddle and mcmuffins aren`t exactly the same, the difference is in the bread part, mcgriddle is pancake or something and mcmuffin isnt
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Male 762
We dont get none of them in the UK , i think the mcgriddle is a mcmuffin or is that different again ?
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Female 723
I don`t agree with everything on this list but the taco...I`m in agreement with HarryBalszak
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Male 265
Yeah this list could easily be better. I mean cmon no mention of WhiteCastle!?!?
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Male 438
the tuscani pastas are actually drating delicious
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Male 782
Oh and... who the hell is this person to say the top whatever number food items? Isn`t it all personal opinion anyway? If if feels good, do it. BOOSH!
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Male 782
I`m with fancylad on this one, monster tacos, however disgusting they may LOOK. Are pretty damn good. If you`re trashed they are even better.
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Male 1,590
Ick! That taco looks like a soiled diaper.
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Male 245
volcano taco is stupid.
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Male 3,669
Not as bad as the Sheetz Shmacker. Sausage in French toast covered in maple syrup.


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Male 701
Pizza hut is too, you`re right prime.
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Male 701
man he`s retarded, taco bell is the shiz.
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Male 1,051
volcano taco isn`t disgusting. It`s just not spicy.
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Male 356
dude only admits to eating two of the items on the list. It would be much funnier and better if he`d actually sampled more of these. Hell, i could come up with a better list myself, and i rarely ever even EAT fast food.
WEAK.
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Male 7,933
ESP Pizza Hut.
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Female 491
:( I have never had the pleasure of trying Taco Bell. I used to work in Pizza Hut. Like almost everything comes pre made... even the stuffed crust (heart attack) cheese rings.
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Male 7,933
uh... I like most of these
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Male 3,014
This list is a bunch of bull. There are much worst fast food concoctions that have existed: the author is just saying what he hates for reasons that are entirely his own and not based on objective evidence.

I would like to point out that I have no affinity towards or against any of the foods listed.

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Male 21,025
i`m sorry, but there`s nothing better than a couple of those .99 cent tacos from Jack in the Crack at 3am after a bunch of vodka martinis.
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Male 2,028
Fast food scares me. O_O
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Male 250
Weak, they taste amazing stupid fool.
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Female 648
now amen on THAT llamaz... I just ate taco hel- eh... bell
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Male 338
That guy can go to hell. Taco Bell is the best fast food restaurant ever. That guy must live in some alternate universe where Taco Bell is bad.
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Female 648
Pizza Hut is f**king gross. Hands down the worst pizza on the market today. Their pizzas are like a trashcan lid smothered in used diapers and old cooking grease. ---

YESSSS!!! AMEN!!!! SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME!!!! HALLELUJAH!!!!... That dumb pizza made me sick as a DOG last time I ate it... I`d sworn off it because I HATE that crap...but I was SOOO hungry...regretted it later, nope, this experience proved, not even STARVATION will make me eat their pizza ever again.

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Female 84
What the hell is with all the Top __ and the __ Of the ____ ___!! lately? It`s like I`m living in a VH1 special or something D=
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Male 5,970
The McGridle always scared me because of how the bread had the McDonalds symbol on it, yuck
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Female 53
I`m glad the Volcano Taco is on that list.
It`s nasty as hell. D:
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Male 426
Link: 6 Of The Grossest Fast Food Items You Can Buy [Rate Link] - If you`re a connoisseur of fast food, this list will very likely ruin your day.
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