50 Vanity Plates That Slipped By The DMV

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago Funny
http://jalopnik.com/5113782/50-vanity-plates-that-slipped-by-the-dmv

Proof that the people at the Department of Motor Vehicles are sleeping on the job.
There are 54 comments:
Male 285
I have an odd sense of humour when I don`t sleep. I laughed most at the gay pride sticker being on the MLST VAN. But Timmay and PBJ and GOTMILF were hilarious as well.
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Female 5
pbj time! lol
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Female 731
lol-> TIMMAY FTW
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Female 7
hahaha. Is that what Hummer means? I guess that means you`ve never owned one. And thanks, but I`ve seen Southpark.

Your comment made me giggle. Keep working on getting your Hummer then. Good luck! It could take awhile.

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Male 228
I want the "STFUNUB" plate. (Shut the F*** up, noob!)

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Male 30
Dear xang3lic! I hope you know a hummer is a form of bj, so GIVE ME A HUMMER means what? It`s f.cking genious! I loved the TIMMAY with the handicapped sign (just for xang3lic: Southpark-joke) LMAO
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Female 1,231
Awesome. :D
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Female 94
ahhh i love the dumb blonde one. i want it.
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Female 7
I liked most of them - for the most part I thought they were pretty funny.
I hated the global warmer guy though. Hummers suck! You have to be an absolute idiot to buy a Hummer...
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Male 1,232
Haha if you scroll down a bit to the comments, there`s a nice one someone posted.
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Female 1,653
the anal one was... interesting...

I like the metallica one best :)

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Male 868
Ohio: Home of the best license plates.
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Male 513
PBJ TME...ok, what`s so wrong with that? Did it somehow become illegal to express what your favorite sandwich is? Or is it some sexual euphemism that I don`t know about?
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Female 695
Timmay on the handicapped one was cool.
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Male 8,302
GOT-MILF gets my vote for #1, and the guy with the Metallica one gets a prize for lateral thinking. Adding letters on your car to the side of the actual number plate opens up a whole new set of possibilities... I`m off to register (F) UCKDAMA (N) right now lol!
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Male 35
lol, agreed vitaliy.

eat the kids first, timmay, and peanut butter jelly time were among my favs too

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Male 701
the best was the 2nd to last :D
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Male 679
What do they mean by "slipped by" the DMV? Hardly any of them were outright offensive, and if people pay for their plates it`s perfectly fine for them to use the ones pictured.
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Male 1,666
That Delorean one is epic
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Female 917
Didn`t get half of them..
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Male 12
half make no sense to me

anyone able to make a list of what they are supposed to say?

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Male 3,915
funny poo...
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Female 80
hey yen223 it means like, "molest van" ewww
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Female 2,064
PBJ Time. Hahaha.
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Male 342
I don`t get MLST VAN
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Male 330
funny funny people.
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Male 4,867
i didn`t get a few but the others were pretty funny :P
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Female 4,447
Moose knuckle was the best hands down.
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Male 2,313
I`ve always wanted ILLEATYOU.
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Female 101
I`ve been stuck in traffic behind PBJ TME...
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Female 688
lmfao. good times. puts my licence plate (CUM as the last 3 letters) to shame :(
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Male 2,148
Some of these are retarded. i don`t see why letting ordinary words like that slip is very funny. Given, some are extremely awesome, others are just retarded.
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Male 619
I`m not sure what Winter was trying to say either.
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Female 14
I had a good friend in high school who`s license plate was "LHABIA"
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Female 2,044
lmao that was funny. XD
i once saw a license plate that said "SXYASFK". then the guy who came out was fat and ugly.
lol XD
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Female 15,763
So then, Winter, are you proud that you used to be one or proud that you aren`t one anymore? i don`t quite get that...
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Male 976
The Licence plate on my car says XKK, a lot of people don`t get it when I first show it to them though. (ex-kkk for anyone who didn`t get it)
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Female 1,004
I saw a corvette the other day....real shiny and brand new....the plate said "bankrupt"
I lold.

my art teacher has a plate that says `cre84u`

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Female 134
the SSABMUD one was great.
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Male 209
I saw "EAT OUT" the other day. They`re either REALLY fat, or they like a good joke, like the rest of us
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Female 710
Rofl, I want the WTF FTW one
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Male 25
The plate on my corvette says "iLuv DDs"
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Female 63
The Dumb Blonde one from Michigan is held by what looks like my ex-friend from Michigan. xD


These are pretty good. xD I like the MetallicA and the agina ones. xD

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Male 1,468
I had one that said, "TITUS", because that`s my last name. I loved that car like a young boy loves a car.
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Female 961
lmao at some of them.
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Male 533
i liked the MetallicA one.
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Female 2,927
mclovin!
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Male 889
these were pure gold, TIMMAY on a handicap was my favorite
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Male 620
`Not OJ`

i think i lost my spleen laughing.

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Male 625
TIMMAY!
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Male 7,933
there are a few good ones here.

Agina with Virginia plate
Eat The Kids
a55 (O)rgy
Timmay
F Opec
Anaslex
GLBLWMR

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Male 2,395
`WTF FTW` FTW!! :D
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Female 662
"EATTHE kids first" Haha.
Some of those are pretty good.
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Male 1,620
Link: 50 Vanity Plates That Slipped By The DMV [Rate Link] - Proof that the people at the Department of Motor Vehicles are sleeping on the job.
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